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Shadow of the Monarch (2013)

Actors: Randy Kent (director), Iyad Hajjaj (actor), Dawna Lee Heising (actress), Dawna Lee Heising (producer), Hans Hernke (actor), David Hill (actor), Sunny Vachher (actor), LeJon (actor), Michael London (actor), Brian Ceponis (actor), Bill Suplee (actor), John Luksetich (producer), John Luksetich (producer), John Luksetich (actor), John Luksetich (writer),

Plot: A seemingly homeless man who catches butterflies in the park witnesses a gangland shooting. He's dragged off into a tunnel to be killed, passes out only to awaken to a bloody nightmare - The cops rule it a drug deal gone bad releasing the Butterfly Man. Soon the CIA is on their doorstep looking for a rogue psychopathic agent who disappeared 15 years ago and the only person who has possibly seen him is the Butterfly Man.

Genres: Thriller,

The Big Bang (2010)

Actors: Julie Adams (miscellaneous crew), Debra McGuire (costume designer), Richard Salvatore (producer), Delroy Lindo (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor), Lewin Webb (producer), Cassian Elwes (producer), Bill Duke (actor), Thomas Kretschmann (actor), Sam Elliott (actor), William Fichtner (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Gary Howsam (producer), Claude Forest (miscellaneous crew), James Van Der Beek (actor),

Plot: A private detective is hired to find a missing stripper but the job turns complicated when everyone he questions ends up dead. From the mean streets of Los Angeles to the desolate desert of New Mexico, Cruz must contend with a brutal Russian Boxer, three brash LAPD detectives, an aged billionaire looking for the Big Bang, and the billionaire's stunningly gorgeous wife. The solution to the mystery will cost ten lives, net $30 million and just might explain - well - everything.

Keywords: 1962-ford-thunderbird-convertible, atomic-experiment, bare-breasts, beam-of-light, black-hole, black-lingerie, blindness, borscht, bound-with-duct-tape, boxing-match
Genres: Action, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: The search for the ultimate missing person ends... at the beginning of time. Their search for the ultimate missing person.

Quotes:

Ned Cruz: The "Ouroboros" is what Plato described as the first living thing in the universe. An immortal, perfect creature. A serpent eating itself, swallowing its own tail. Everything has meaning.

Detective Poley: I am a human lie detector. If you don't tell me the truth, I'll beat it outta you. And love every minute of it.

Detective Poley: He's doing it again. You wily fucking Duke. Quit t-t-t-thinking. Quit stalling. Can we do this my way?::Ned Cruz: Okay, Poley but tell Frizer to get down when I start to shave skin...

Ned Cruz: Do you like Adam Nova?::Detective Skeres: The actor?::Ned Cruz: Yeah.::Detective Skeres: He's alright. I guess he makes an honest buck.::Ned Cruz: Try 20 million per picture and 20 percent junk off the back-end. One of the highest paid movie stars in history and I have to tell him... that it's all over.

Detective Frizer: So, who is the crispy midget?::Ned Cruz: He's Astrophysics, Frizer.::Detective Frizer: Astrophysics.::Ned Cruz: His name is Russell. He's a white dwarf gone supernova.

Anton 'The Pro' Protopov: I want you should find somebody.::Ned Cruz: You've specific person in mind or will just anybody do?

Ned Cruz: Three days later, they find Skinny Faddeev in the kitchen at Prostranstva. And... it's hard to tell the difference between the former Master and the Borscht.

Detective Poley: What the fuck's all this got to do with finding the stripper?::Ned Cruz: What the fuck's a busted condom got to do with your birth certificate, Poley? It's just cause and effect.

Detective Frizer: By the way, he'll hurt you.

Detective Frizer: Tell us everything you did, everything you know and tell us now.::Ned Cruz: Or else what? Poley is gonna hit me? It may get my sight back.::Detective Poley: Anything that helps, yeah.

Dirty Chat (2008)

Actors: Miguel Govea (producer), Lourdes Diaz (writer), Lourdes Diaz (director), Lourdes Diaz (producer), Nick Termini (editor), Tricia Pierce (actress), Jeremy Ebenstein (actor), Jack Story (actor), Wendy Lane (actress), Leyani Diaz (writer), Leyani Diaz (producer), Alexandra Pomponio (actress), Shane Skelton (actor), Gyan Alexander (actor), Theresa Diaz-Jones (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy,

BitterSweet (1999)

Actors: Joe Penny (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Mike Tristano (miscellaneous crew), Luca Bercovici (director), Angie Everhart (actress), Stephen Edwards (composer), James Russo (actor), Michael Percival (miscellaneous crew), Carl Ciarfalio (actor), Luca Bercovici (actor), Joanne Baron (actress), Brian Wimmer (actor), Zack Milan (miscellaneous crew), John Snyder (actor), Stefanos Miltsakakis (actor),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: In a world filled with love and deception, the truth is always bittersweet.

Holy Smoke (1999)

Actors: Ante Novakovic (miscellaneous crew), Harvey Weinstein (producer), Jane Campion (writer), Jane Campion (director), Kerry Fetzer (miscellaneous crew), Ante Novakovic (miscellaneous crew), Pam Grier (actress), Tim Robertson (actor), Harvey Keitel (actor), Bob Weinstein (producer), Angelo Badalamenti (composer), Ante Novakovic (actor), Kate Winslet (actress), Denis O'Sullivan (miscellaneous crew), Charles Manson (actor),

Plot: While on a journey of discovery in exotic India, beautiful young Ruth Barron falls under the influence of a charismatic religious guru. Her desperate parents then hire PJ Waters, a macho cult de-programmer who confronts Ruth in a remote desert hideaway. But PJ quickly learns that he's met his match in the sexy, intelligent and iron-willed Ruth!

Keywords: battle-of-the-sexes, bhagavad-gita, cult, deprogramming, drag, female-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, female-protagonist, female-urinating, guru
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Sex captive in desert hideaway...young beauty seduced by macho American twice her age. He had only one thing on his mind... but so did she!

Quotes:

PJ Waters: You know, you'd be better off crying.

PJ: I don't hate women. I love ladies.::Ruth Barron: Ha! Ladies! You wouldn't know any. I bet you date little Barbie dolls, don't you? "Oh, you're so brainy, you're so big! Can I suck your dick?" Can I be alone now?

PJ Waters: I was young once, too, and handsome. You'd have been impressed.

PJ Waters: I was young once, too, and handsome. You'd have been impressed.::Ruth Barron: I wasn't born!

Puss in Boots (1988)

Actors: Christopher Walken (actor), Charles Perrault (writer), Jason Connery (actor), Menahem Golan (producer), Yoram Globus (producer), Joe Straw (miscellaneous crew), Yossi Graber (actor), Ya'ackov Ben-Sira (actor), Itzik Kol (producer), Michael Schneider (actor), Jerry Hyman (actor), Yitzhak Ne'eman (actor), Amnon Meskin (actor), Elki Jacobs (actress), Rafi Kadishzon (composer),

Plot: A cat belonging to a poor miller's son thinks up a great plan for bringing a title, wealth, and marriage for his owner. He begins to carry it out, using a few birds and rabbits as gifts for the king, his own wit, and a pair of boots that make him appear human when he puts them on. However, his owner has no idea that the cat has told everyone that his master is a marquis rather than a miller's son until the king has arrived to meet him. Soon the king's daughter and the miller's son fall in love, and the king wants very much to see the land and the castle belonging to this rich "marquis."

Keywords: based-on-fairy-tale, boots, castle, cat, character-name-in-title, country, cunning-plan, dance, disguise, enchanted-object
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: Meet The Craftiest Cat In The Kingdom! CANNON MOVIE TALES: Lavish, Feature-Length New Versions Of The World's Best-Loved Storybook Classics!

Quotes:

Puss: These boots will change our lives, Master.

Puss: Two feet... They're not as easy as I thought they'd be, Master.

Puss: A gift from my most noble lord, the Marquis of Carabas!

King: You with the dry clothes! Let the marquis wear them!

Son: Imagine giving you the sausage, Puss. I should make a sausage out of you. You'd make... one decent meal, and a fur cap. Is that all you can do for me, Puss? A sausage and a fur cap...::Puss: [hisses] Get me some proper boots and you won't lack for fur caps, nor for decent meals, nor for anything else. [squints and disappears]

Princess Vera: Well, you're not my master! I'm free to risk my life if I wish to!::Puss: And I'd like permission to risk mine!::Son: That's easy for you to say, you've got 8 more to go!::Puss: Tch, well!

Puss in Boots (1982)

Actors: Stephen Polk (actor), Anthony Johnson (actor), David Campbell (actor), John Driver (director), Oliver Osterberg (actor), Oliver Osterberg (actor), Oliver Osterberg (actor), Jonathan Stathakis (producer), Kim Landry (actress), John Clark Donahue (director), Tom Dunn (actor), Jerome Wallin (actor), Julee Cruise (actress), Jason McLean (actor), Scott Anderson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Musical,

Quotes:

[last lines]::Mayor Daugette: She's barefoot!

[repeated line]::Beauregard Cazeau: There is no Marquis!

[Magnolia is trying to pronounce merci beaucoup]::Magnolia Daugette: Mercy buck up.

Murlis Boozer: Say, I didn't know cats could sing.::Puss: Betcha never asked 'em. Ain't ya got no curiosity?::Murlis Boozer: Yeah, I heard that killed a relative of yours!::Puss: Lies and slander! Lies and slander!

Paradistorg (1977)

Actors: Kerstin Eriksdotter (miscellaneous crew), Holger Löwenadler (actor), Per Myrberg (actor), Gösta Prüzelius (actor), Inga Landgré (actress), Sif Ruud (actress), Ingmar Bergman (producer), Gunnel Lindblom (writer), Georg Riedel (composer), Inger Pehrsson (costume designer), Gunnel Lindblom (director), Birgitta Valberg (actress), Agneta Ekmanner (actress), Oscar Ljung (actor), Marianne Aminoff (actress),

Genres: Drama,

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)

Actors: Patsy Kelly (actress), Elwood Ullman (writer), Benny Rubin (actor), Jesse White (actor), James H. Nicholson (producer), Samuel Z. Arkoff (producer), Christopher Riordan (actor), Basil Rathbone (actor), Andy Romano (actor), Herb Andress (actor), Francis X. Bushman (actor), Boris Karloff (actor), George Barrows (actor), Don Weis (director), Les Baxter (composer),

Plot: Hiram Stokley is a recently desased corpse who learns that he has 24 hours to mastermind and perform one good deed in order to get into Heaven, so he enlists the help of his long deceased girlfriend Cecily, a ghost, to stop his greedy lawyer, Reginald Ripper and his henchman J. Sinister Hulk from claiming his estate for themselves and protecting his eligible heirs, Chuck, Lili, Hiram's cousin Myrtle, and her son who brings his beach party friends up at the mansion for a pool party while Reginald Ripper also employs his daughter Sinistra, and J. Sinister Hulk's slow-witted associates Chicken Feather and Yolanda to help them terrorize the teens, while dopey biker Eric Von Zipper and his Malibu Rat Pack bikers also get involved in pursuing Yolanda for a share of the estate.

Keywords: beach-party, biker, bikini, bound-and-gagged, ghost, gorilla, haunted-house, independent-film, inheritance, last-will-and-testament
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Musical,
Taglines: When a pretty ghoul trades in her bed sheet for a bikini! There's something blood-curdling for everyone!

How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)

Actors: Fred R. Feitshans Jr. (editor), Les Baxter (composer), Annette Funicello (actress), Andy Romano (actor), Samuel Z. Arkoff (producer), James H. Nicholson (producer), Buster Keaton (actor), John Ashley (actor), Christopher Riordan (actor), Brian Donlevy (actor), Frankie Avalon (actor), Mickey Rooney (actor), Len Lesser (actor), Christopher Riordan (miscellaneous crew), Elizabeth Montgomery (actress),

Plot: Frankie, on naval-reserve duty in Tahiti, doesn't trust Dee Dee to stay faithful, so he hires Bwana, a witch doctor, to help. Bwana conjures up a floating bikini, "stuffs" it with Cassandra, and sends her to distract advertising executive Ricky from Dee Dee.

Keywords: acoustic-guitar, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, advertising, bachelor-pad, beach-party, bikini, billiards, bird, cheesecake, clumsiness
Genres: Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: FOR BEGINNERS AND EXPERTS... an interesting course in THE BIRDS... THE BEES and BIKINIS You gotta practice on a TAME one first! Thrills and spills in the wildest motorcycle race ever run!

Quotes:

North Dakota Pete: Old Pete's got ideas... and those that ain't vile, are foul.

North Dakota Pete: When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?::Eric Von Zipper: Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.::North Dakota Pete: No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.

Ricky: I have a simple theory - if you're not with the girl that you love, love the girl that you're with.

Ricky: Maybe that's why I like you so much... you don't tempt easy.

Dee Dee: Wanna buy a Brownie outfit, cheap?

Peachy Keane: Well, dear, we'll put this on the train to Atlanta and see if it whistles Dixie!

Dee Dee: Men! They're all beasts!::Animal: Yeah. But isn't it wonderful?

Cassandra: I'm from a long way off, and I'm here to have fun and keep you fellas happy!