MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - DOWNTOWN (DENT SCHOOL - A Parody by the UCSF Dentistry 1st Year Students)

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UCSF School of Dentistry Class of 2019 presents a parody of Downtown, presented at the 2016 Give the School a Smile Day. Directed and Lyrics by Arielle Canoza Music by Morgan Nelson Filming by Emily P. Yang Editing by Jessica Lam Choreography by Anisha Kurukulasuriya LYRICS I went to the Dean’s office, said “What up?” Featherstone’s like,“Hello, you’re a pre-dent?” And I’m like, “Honestly, I know nothing about teeth, yet.” He said, “I've got the school for you. Follow me!” Ohhhh, it's too real Chromed out loupes, I don’t need a face shield Lots of patients, faculty ‘n new friends $350k? That’s a helluva deal! Heading to Dent School, Cruising down Parnassus Gunning down the streets of SF Pulled upon shuttles and Muni White coat on my back like a doctor Dope UC is cool, and all I need is two good hands Got scores on my app, tassels on the cap And a mad little passion for the teeth in your face I’mma floss that, drill that, pull it out (extract) Bring you to clinic, I don’t need a license WAIT Acing exams, first, you have to study Pass the Dent Sci, Sci Meth and Radiology Morphology, Sim Lab and Anatomy Man, just chill, man, everybody chugging coffees But I’mma keep on gunning, studying, and acing Head into the testing room got your snack and privacy screen Trippin’ on everybody, "hell nah", I gotta find my seat I'm so nervous, almost pukin’ in the back seat I pulled all nighters. Alright, I'm lying. One nighter But, hey, we can still pass together You don’t need a B+, you don't need an A Forget that A+, you got P/ NP (Pass/No Pass) Chasing Orthodontics, Oral Surgery I don't care, Ped(iatric)s, Gen Dentistry Studying together as we fly through the years Stop by Yancy's. Taking breaks in the city! CHORUS: Dent School, Dent School, (Dent School), Dent School, Dent School You know we still go out and play We’ve got balance that could keep you sane Have you ever felt the warm embrace Of Inner Sunset's sun upon your face? Take you to the beach, boy Hanging with new friends, boy Better follow me towards (Dent School) What you see is what we've got girl Don't ever forget, girl Ain't seen nothing yet till you're in Dent School Yo, check the plaque Chew on that pellet Disclosed, so pink Now check all the fillings “YEEEOOOWWW!! You can't probe me” Gwen Essex can't reprimand me I'm in my man-spread stance, I'm not leaning I got ergo(nomics) for my back, got them rinsing ‘Cuz I'm too damn quick when in clinic Whole Dent School yelling out “who DAT is?!” It’s me, the Ca the –na -dian Prepping like GV Black from back in the day I take down the pulpal floor and I watch my bur Make the isthmus drilly, drilly, fill them teeth I'm beginning amalgam and they watchin’ me My rubber dam tears, can’t isolate my teeth Well, hello, they say I need KY Jelly Now do you, or do you not, wanna assist me? I got one drill, I got two burs Do a crown prep, ain't a big deal I like a taper, 10 degrees please Messin’ up the wet lab, listenin’ to Rich speak Runnin’ around the whole lab Classmates yelling at me "You need to slow down!" "Pourin’ tooth one-eight (#18), Dan, chill the **** out Mind your own work and sit the **** down!" If I only had one Die-Keen, I would give it to you (give it to you) Cruising down Sim Lab, boy, what a wonderful view (wonderful view) Here, take a snack break, it’s Tiramisu, made by Xuyu Don't let your white coat drag, we believe in you (believe in you) (CHORUS) Working real hard, boy Can't wait till we're D4s You know what comes next, we’ll be Dentists What you see is what you get, girl Don’t ever forget, girl Ain't seen nothing yet until we're Dentists