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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), the latter often called "The Great American Novel".
Twain was raised in Hannibal, Missouri, which later provided the setting for Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. After an apprenticeship with a printer, Twain worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to the newspaper of his older brother, Orion Clemens. He later became a riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River before heading west to join Orion in Nevada. He referred humorously to his singular lack of success at mining, turning to journalism for the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise. In 1865, his humorous story, "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County", was published, based on a story he heard at Angels Hotel in Angels Camp, California, where he had spent some time as a miner. The short story brought international attention, and was even translated into classic Greek. His wit and satire, in prose and in speech, earned praise from critics and peers, and he was a friend to presidents, artists, industrialists, and European royalty.
Actors: Ashton Crosby (actor), Will Welles (director), Will Welles (writer), Will Welles (producer), Christopher L. McAllister (actor), Christopher Rand (editor), Shannon Coffey (actress), Christopher Rand (producer), Michelle DeWyngaert (actor), Andrew Whalen (writer), Michele McNally (actress), Tom Werther (actor), Travis J. Feretic (miscellaneous crew), Jacob Kemp (actor), David Gelston (producer),
Plot: Huck Finn's got a problem with a haint. And tarnation if it ain't Mark Twain himself, come to show Huck the future. A future that can't decide whether Huck is best left ignored... or sanitized. Huck Finn and the Five Boons, based on Twain's most mystical short story, shows Huckleberry an America he never knew, one that the 1800's could never have imagined. And with Twain as his guide, Huck must face both his novel's recent censorship and the chance that he's become an artifact: no longer relevant and no longer pop.
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Short,Actors: Tygh Runyan (actor), Scooby Vincent (miscellaneous crew), Christina Ollson (miscellaneous crew), Robyn Wiener (producer), Deanna Milligan (actress), Suze Dunbar (miscellaneous crew), Ralph Alderman (actor), David Costello (miscellaneous crew), Sophie McGarry (producer), Sandy Buck (costume designer), John Burnside (actor), Bob Holbrook (director), Bob Holbrook (producer), Bob Holbrook (writer), Michael Rissling (composer),
Genres: Biography, Short,Actors: Mark Twain (actor), Dick Gregory (actor), Ken Burns (director), Blythe Danner (actress), Amy Madigan (actress), Cynthia Nixon (actress), Ken Burns (producer), Philip Bosco (actor), Hal Holbrook (actor), Chuck Jones (actor), Arthur Miller (actor), Kevin Conway (actor), Keith David (actor), Tim Clark (miscellaneous crew), Carolyn McCormick (actress),
Plot: Ken Burns, the premiere documentarian of Americana, tackles the life of Mark Twain, the first writer with a uniquely American voice. In this installment in Burns' "American Lives" series, the two 2-hour episodes explore a side of Twain that is unfamiliar to many. Widely regarded as the funniest person of the 19th century, Twain suffered through severe personal tragedies and lack of business sense that brought him to the brink of financial ruin on several occasions. Includes interviews with writers William Styron and Arthur Miller and actor Hal Holbrook (who has portrayed Twain in a one-man play each year for over 50 years).
Keywords: character-name-in-title, mark-twain, voice-over-narration, writerActors: Richard Benedict (director), John Anderson (actor), Dal McKennon (actor), Jack Albertson (actor), Will Rogers Jr. (actor), Randy Bright (composer), Bob Moline (composer),
Genres: History,Actors: Richard Benedict (director), John Anderson (actor), Dal McKennon (actor), Jack Albertson (actor), Will Rogers Jr. (actor), Randy Bright (composer), Bob Moline (composer),
Genres: History,Actors: John F. Link (editor), Larry Storch (actor), Jack Kruschen (actor), Bill Zuckert (actor), Forrest Tucker (actor), Mike Mazurki (actor), Charles E. Sellier Jr. (producer), Whit Bissell (actor), Allen Wood (actor), Don Haggerty (actor), Parley Baer (actor), Sam Edwards (actor), Robert Easton (actor), Dennis Williams (miscellaneous crew), Bob Summers (composer),
Plot: An old man observes a boy bullying his playmates and treats him to a morality lesson. The man tells the story of the epic cross-country race between a young Mark Twain and his rival, Mike Fink. The bulk of the film depicts the race, which proves to be more a test of character than of stamina.
Keywords: boat-race, cross-country, journey, raceActors: Sarah Selby (actress), Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor), Clint Howard (actor), Rance Howard (actor), Ron Howard (actor), Alex Nicol (actor), Dee Carroll (actress), Royal Dano (actor), Mark Twain (writer), Jack Elam (actor), Bill Erwin (actor), Antonio Fargas (actor), Shug Fisher (actor), Merle Haggard (actor), Don Most (actor),
Plot: Huckleberry Finn, a rambuctious boy adventurer chafing under the bonds of civilization, escapes his humdrum world and his selfish, plotting father by sailing a raft down the Mississippi River. Accompanying him is Jim, a slave running away from being sold. Together the two strike a bond of friendship that takes them through harrowing events and thrilling adventures.
Keywords: abc-movie-of-the-week, auction, based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, charity, con-artist, friendship, impostor, last-will-and-testament, magnifying-glassActors: Hugh O'Brian (actor), Dick Martin (actor), Ed McMahon (actor), Ed McMahon (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Michael Landon (actor), George Burns (actor), Bing Crosby (actor), Jack Benny (actor), Dean Martin (actor), Lorne Greene (actor), Glen Campbell (actor), Bob Hope (actor), Johnny Cash (actor), William Shatner (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Family, History, Music,Actors: Ray Bennett (actor), Jack Hendricks (actor), James Bush (actor), Foxy Callahan (actor), Budd Buster (actor), Horace B. Carpenter (actor), Horace B. Carpenter (actor), Art Dillard (actor), Jack Evans (actor), Art Felix (actor), Robert Fiske (actor), Charles K. French (actor), Oscar Gahan (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Jack Hendricks (actor),
Plot: When silver is found in Virginia City, Lawyer John Storm leads a group from Indiana west. He soon has to defend them all in court against a company that is after their claims. Fighting a crooked Judge, he gets a mis-trial by telling how much each of the jurors was bribed. Then he gets the Governor to appoint a new Judge. But just as the retrial opens, the Judge learns his daughter has been kidnaped.
Keywords: b-movie, b-western, bonanza, bribe, bribery, brother, comstock-lode, courtroom, crooked-lawyer, defense-attorneyActors: William Fox (miscellaneous crew), Pauline Starke (actress), Rosemary Theby (actress), William Fox (producer), Bernard McConville (writer), Mark Twain (writer), Charles Clary (actor), Herbert Fortier (actor), William V. Mong (actor), Harry Myers (actor), Harry Myers (actor), George Siegmann (actor), Adele Farrington (actress), Emmett J. Flynn (director), Karl Formes (actor),
Plot: In 1921, a young man, having read Mark Twain's classic novel of the same title, dreams that he himself travels to King Arthur's court, where he has similar adventures and outwits his foes by means of very modern inventions including motorcycles and nitroglycerine.
Keywords: back-in-time, based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, king-arthur, motorcycle, nitroglycerine, time-travelThe Adventures of Mark Twain, released in the UK as Comet Quest, is a 1985 American stop motion animated fantasy film directed by Will Vinton. It received a wider theatrical release, still limited to seven major cities, in May 1985. It was released on DVD in January 2006. The film features a series of vignettes extracted from several of Mark Twain's works, built around a plot that features Twain's attempts to keep his "appointment" with Halley's Comet. Twain and three children, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, and Becky Thatcher, travel on an airship between various adventures.
Thomas "Tom" Sawyer is the title character of the Mark Twain novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876). He appears in three other novels by Twain: Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), Tom Sawyer Abroad (1894), and Tom Sawyer, Detective (1896). Sawyer also appears in at least three unfinished Twain works, Huck and Tom Among the Indians, Schoolhouse Hill, and Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy. While all three uncompleted works were posthumously published, only Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy has a complete plot, as Twain abandoned the other two works after finishing only a few chapters. Tom Sawyer's best friends include Joe Harper and Huckleberry Finn. In The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Tom's infatuation with classmate Rebecca "Becky" Thatcher is apparent. He lives with his half brother Sid, his cousin Mary,...
A claymation which has some heavy substance to it. The Adventures of Mark Twain http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088678/
Ganzer Film auf Deutsch : Die Abenteuer des Tom Sawyer von Mark Twain Deutsche Märchenfilme und Kinderfilme Link Kannal : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTIWXHm0BoERhaRLiWMpu-A Subscribe Mit mein Kannal Bitte !
Mark Twain's America interweaves the life and times of Mark Twain For educational purposes only
A scene where Satan shows his twisted and cruelty perspective about human life ( Adventures of Mark Twain, 1985)
MARK TWAIN "Strange, that you should not have suspected that your universe and its contents were only dreams, visions, fiction. Strange, because they are so frankly and hysterically insane...Strange! that you should not have suspected years ago - centuries, ages, eons, ago! ... You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier. It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. ...
The only film footage of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, aka Mark Twain, the American humorist and author best known for his novels The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Filmed 1 year before his death by inventor Thomas Edison. CHANGE BEFORE GOING PRODUCTIONS: http://www.cbgp.com http://www.facebook.com/changebeforegoingproductions http://www.twitter.com/cbgproductions http://www.gplus.to/changebeforegoing http://www.pinterest.com/cbgproductions More classic silent films added daily to the channel. We hope you enjoy these movies and cartoons, some of which contain new musical scores, from early cinema.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (or, in more recent editions, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn) is a novel by Mark Twain, first published in England in December 1884 and in the United States in February 1885. About the book: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/099658482X/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp;=1789&creative;=9325&creativeASIN;=099658482X&linkCode;=as2&tag;=tra0c7-20&linkId;=54a55afbe3276c440da7cf8ec5f71b88 Commonly named among the Great American Novels, the work is among the first in major American literature to be written throughout in vernacular English, characterized by local color regionalism. It is told in the first person by Huckleberry "Huck" Finn, a friend of Tom Sawyer and narrator of two other Twain novels (Tom Sawyer Abroad and Tom Sawyer, Detective). It is a direct sequel to The ...
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known as Mark Twain, was an American author and one of the world's greatest humorist. In rich and extensive life work, he achieved a high degree of feelings and thoughts, which ranged from the full joy of life to complete hopelessness. After an early childhood spent in Hannibal, Missouri, Twain worked as a typesetter and printer, was a riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River and miner in California, and after that traveled around Europe and the Middle East. His life, full of adventure, glory and joy overthrows the death of his wife and children, causing severe despair and pessimism in his last works. Mark Twain's most known heroes are Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn from his famous works The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Check ou...
On Nov. 30, 1835, the small town of Florida, Mo. witnessed the birth of its most famous son. Samuel Langhorne Clemens was welcomed into the world as the . Biography of Mark Twain (1835-1910 part 1 of 5) Chapters from my Autobiography audiobook Mark TWAIN (1835 - 1910) On Nov. 30, 1835, the small town of . Biography of Mark Twain (1835-1910) tags: HISTORY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC DOCUMENTARY BBC DOCUMENTARY . Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910),[1] better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
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Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain, was cemented as a premier writer of late 19th century America with his works "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." Find out more about his life and writing in this video. Explore the life of Mark Twain: http://www.history.com/topics/mark-twain 8 Things to Know About Mark Twain: http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/8-things-you-may-not-know-about-mark-twain Stay up to date on history in the headlines: %u202Ahttp://www.history.com/news/ Check out exclusive HISTORY content: Website - http://www.history.com?cmpid=Social_YouTube_HistHome Twitter - https://twitter.com/history Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/History Google+ - https://plus.google.com/+HISTORY HISTORY Topical Video Season 1 Whether you're looking for more...
Mark Twain has a very sharp, yet quaint way of putting the truth.
Roughing It - FULL Audio Book - Part 1 of 2 - by Mark Twain SUBSCRIBE to https://www.youtube.com/user/GreenAudioBooks Roughing It is a book of semi-autobiographical travel literature written by American humorist Mark Twain. It was written during 1870--71 and published in 1872 as a prequel to his first book Innocents Abroad. This book tells of Twain's adventures prior to his pleasure cruise related in Innocents Abroad. Roughing It follows the travels of young Mark Twain through the Wild West during the years 1861--1867. After a brief stint as a Confederate cavalry militiaman, he joined his brother Orion Clemens, who had been appointed Secretary of the Nevada Territory, on a stagecoach journey west. Twain consulted his brother's diary to refresh his memory and borrowed heavily from his act...
After 28 years in retirement, Eddie Murphy got on stage at the Mark Twain awards and gave an oustanding comedic performs in his 6 minute acceptance speech. This is the COMPLETE acceptance speech that he gave for receiving the Mark Twain Prize. Only snippets have been released so far, possibly because Eddie disclosed the total earnings the committee raised from the event. In addition to making fun of Bill Cosby, he also made fun of the fact that, though so much money had been raised, they had no intentions of giving him any of it.
Living History House Tours at The Mark Twain House & Museum in Hartford, CT offer visitors unique first person accounts from the perspective of those who lived in the house with Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens). Take a tour with Mrs. Olivia ("Livy") Clemens herself or the gossipy housemaid Lizzie Wills who shares all the family secrets. You can also tour with Katy Leary, an Irish immigrant who was just 17 years old when hired by Mrs. Clemens as a lady's maid or the loyal coachman, Patrick McAleer, who served the family from 1870 to 1891. These unique tours offer an intimate and personal look at life with the Clemens family in their beautiful home, which National Geographic named as "one of the ten best historic homes in the world!" The House & Museum are open year-round. Visit http://www.markt...
Down & Dirty travel takes a neat and tidy tour of beautiful, historic Hannibal, the childhood home of Mark Twain. See how Twain incorporated into his books real people from his childhood and actual landmarks from Hannibal. Visit www.downanddirtytravel.com for other travel destinations.
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Epilog to the Public Television 1981 production: A Private History of A Campaign That Failed. Edward Herrmann as the stranger.
SUBSCRIBE HERE https://goo.gl/uOq9vg TO OUR CHANNEL. FRESH CONTENT UPLOADED DAILY. Chapters from my Autobiography Mark TWAIN (1835 - 1910) Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) began writing his autobiography long before the 1906 publications of these Chapters from my Autobiography. He originally planned to have his memoirs published only after his death but realized, once he’d passed his 70th year, that a lot of the material might be OK to publish before his departure. These chapters were published in serial form in the North American Review during 1906-1907. While much of the material consists of stories about the people, places and incidents of his long life, there’re also several sections from his daughter, which he calls “Susy’s biography of me”. (Summary by John Greenman) Genre(s): Humorou...
→Subscribe for new videos every day! http://bit.ly/todayifoundoutsubscribe →Why Do Superheroes Wear Their Underwear on the Outside?: http://bit.ly/1Ow7J0K Never run out of things to say at the water cooler with TodayIFoundOut! Brand new videos 7 days a week! More from TodayIFoundOut The Coming Banana Apocalypse http://bit.ly/1MmOrvw A Man Once Tried to Raise His Son as a Native Speaker in Klingon http://bit.ly/1KmjkAR In this video: Clemens was indeed born just after Halley’s Comet appeared in 1835, and, true to his prediction, he died of a heart attack one day after it appeared at its brightest in 1910. While this association, combined with Clemens’ foretelling of his own death, is probably unique, Halley’s Comet has been the subject of a string of predictions since 1705. Want the ...
This is a twist on Hal Holbrook's classic interpretation of Mark Twain. In this portrayal, Holbrook/Twain responds in character to young people's questions. As always, Holbrook captures the great author's mannerisms and witty dialogue through excerpts from Twain's writings. A Coronet release. 14 minutes, color. direct link to purchase video: http://phoenixlearninggroup.com
Interview script by Dr. Charlie Webb. Reader: Jerome Davis
Short Nonfiction Collection Vol. 018 by Various A collection of short nonfiction works in the public domain. The selections included in this collection were independently chosen by the readers, and the topics encompass law, history, science, travel, philosophy, nature and religion.
We sit down and talk to the legendary Mark Twain portrayed by Mr. Bill Hartnett from his play An Evening with Mark Twain by Samuel Clemens at the Mariemont Players Theater
Mark Twain is on a mission to reclaim his fame and an interview with the Huffington Post is probably the way to do it! How will Mark Twain respond to a headline hungry HuffPo blogger? Will he even know what a blog is? SUBSCRIBE TO MANDATORY FOR MORE: http://goo.gl/YIghx5 SUPPORT MARK TWAIN! Click to Tweet! - http://ctt.ec/wK1lm Follow Mark on Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/MarkTwainAOL Watch more of Mark's office adventures here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdUNkfMc40 ThisisMarkTwain@aol.com is a fish out of water workplace comedy that places author and humorist Mark Twain in a modern social media company. Written by: Mike Betette (mikebetette.com) and Bryce Wissel (brycewissel.com) Directed by: Ethan Cushing (ethancushing.com) Production Design by: Morgan Christensen Hair & Ma...
FOX 5's entertainment reporter, Kevin McCarthy, spoke to Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon at the Kennedy Center event for Jay Leno. Leno was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for Humor award! Travel and accommodations for Kevin’s on-site interviews and other on-site reports were provided by the film studio.
Taped at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts on October 23
In a 1985 news conference and interview, Hal Holbrook talks about the creation of Mark Twain Tonight! and his relationship with the great American humorist.
Opens Today: Tickets at http://www.attpac.org/on-sale/2013/val-kilmer-in-citizen-twain/ Why do you take on so many different genres: 1:05 Talks about his debut on Broadway 3:00 Talks about 'Three Degrees of Val-idation" 3:12 Talks about his bone to pick with Betty White: 4:13 Has played Moses three times: 4:40 The Doors: 5:16 Why Mark Twain? 6:08 Edison Filmed Mark Twain: 8:04 Talks about Daniel Day Lewis acting: 8:35 How much of his life do you show? 10:10 Val comes up with an idea for a funny film: 10:28 Talks about why it is funny to laugh: 11:06 Talks about a one man show: 12:09 Does Val think Citizen Twain will get picked up on Broadway: 12:49 Talks about Hal Holbrook: 13:17 First play to use 3D video mapping: 14:07 How does Val keep the show fresh: 14:4...
Jim Lehrer talks to comedian Jonathan Winters, the 1999 winner of the Mark Twain Prize from the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. This interview originally aired Oct. 21, 1999. Winters died April 11, 2013, at age 87. Read the transcript here: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/entertainment/july-dec99/winters_10-21.html
Marvin M. Cole portraying Mark Twain. Performed before a live audience at Asheville-Buncombe Technical Community College, Asheville, NC
THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN by Mark Twain - FULL AudioBook | Original Version | Greatest Audio Books Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (or, in more recent editions, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn) is a novel by Mark Twain, first published in England in December 1884 and in the United States in February 1885. Commonly named among the Great American Novels, the work is among the first in major American literature to be written throughout in vernacular English, characterized by local color regionalism. It is told in the first person by Huckleberry "Huck" Finn, a friend of Tom Sawyer and narrator of two other Twain novels (Tom Sawyer Abroad and Tom Sawyer, Detective). It is a direct sequel to The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. The book is noted for its colorful description of people and pl...
LibriVox recording of The Mysterious Stranger and Other Stories, by Mark Twain. Read by Ted Delorme. Here's a Mark Twain story that's very unlike those he became famous for, but when I read it back in Catholic high school, it left a deep impression. It concerns the deeply religious residents of a small village in Austria during the late sixteenth century, and what happened to several of them when a strange man began to visit their insulated homeland. There's little of Twain's humor here; this is a horror story, a parable. . . and a warning. (Summary by Ted Delorme)
Četba z výborné knihy Marka Twaina - Tajemný Cizinec rozdělená na devět částí. Enjoy 1. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=5 2. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=1701 3. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=3355 4. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLHmO_GvotTgOiEHMeDjXYyg&feature;=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=4988 5. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLHmO_GvotTgOiEHMeDjXYyg&feature;=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=6666 6. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLHmO_GvotTgOiEHMeDjXYyg&feature;=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=8444 7. část - http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLHmO_GvotTgOiEHMeDjXYyg&feature;=player_detailpage&v;=XG-DdrJ0qao#t=...
Old Mark Twain Documentary released in 1963. Highly informative, and well narrated. There are several similar documentaries about famous figures, including Stalin, Mao, and Ghandi. They were all produced this same year. Subscribe for more classic Documentaries, Movies, and Radio programs.
Many years ago on the Mississippi riverboats
They had men called gaugers
And the job of a gauger was to hang off
the side of the boat with one hand
And in the other hand he had a ball of twine
with a hunk a lead on the end of it
He’d wield the lead above his head
And let it fly into the river
Wherever the water marked the twine
He’d call up to the skipper and say
Marking on the twine is four fathoms
‘Cause then and there, year after year
It was getting pretty monotonous
Until in the 18 hundreds a little man
Came along and revolutionized the
Whole gauging industry
Instead of saying marking on the twine
He cut it short and said Mark twain
And in between each marking he’d
Fill it in with a little pattern about himself
And his every day life
Well if you’d been livin’ at that time
Coming up from a distance on the Mississippi
It would have sounded like this
Mark Twain four fathoms off the starboard bow
I got a gal named Cindy-Lou
Feeds me gin and bake beans too
Mark Twain, Mark Twain
Three fathoms off the starboard bow
I got a friend his name is Pete,
sings dirty songs down on Beel street
Mark Twain, Mark Twain
two fathoms off the starboard bow
I’ve been working the river since '92
I get a penny a day and bad liquor too
Mark Twain I won’t save my money
Till the day I die
They gonna bury me all but my good right eye
Mark twain, Mark Twain
No fathoms off the starboard bow
Look out skipper pull it to the side
You gonna bust your bow and split your hide
Oh great God we done run it down
Skipper gonna chase me with a big blood hound