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The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace (2013)

Actors: Jake Uffer (miscellaneous crew), Jake Uffer (actor), Jake Uffer (producer), Jake Uffer (writer), Jake Uffer (writer), Jake Uffer (composer), Jake Uffer (director), Jake Uffer (editor), Taco Jones (director), Taco Jones (producer), Taco Jones (writer), Taco Jones (writer), Taco Jones (composer), Taco Jones (actor), Taco Jones (editor),

Plot: Xander, Jake, and Taco are back, but shenanigans are far from it. When we last met them: Xander and Jake had a revival of friendship, but wheres Taco in all of this? After Taco finds the long forgotten stone named: 'The Higher Power', Jake and Xander must find a way to get their friend back -which may turn out to be impossible...

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Cyclical Effect (2012)

Actors: Michael Wade Johnson (producer), Donald Farmer (actor), Michael Wade Johnson (editor), Michael Wade Johnson (writer), Michael Wade Johnson (director), Michael Wade Johnson (costume designer), Michael Wade Johnson (producer), Melantha Blackthorne (actress), Michael Wade Johnson (actor), Russ Croley (actor), Michelle Tomlinson (actress), Jason K. Allen (actor), Kayla Perkins (actress), Deann Baker (actress), Bianca Allaine Barnett (actress),

Plot: Ian is struggling with being at the very lowest point in his life. He has lost all faith in the world and himself and tries to restore that by picking himself up. He begins with online dating and finds that there are some interesting people from the web.. Meanwhile, he is tortured with grief from the death of his best friend, Zeke, whom he keeps seeing (in a theater costume) everywhere. Are these visions merely in his head or has Zeke come back for vengeance? Ian will have to find the answers if he ever hopes to break this vicious cycle and survive to pick up the pieces.

Genres: Drama, Horror,
Taglines: Will The Circle Be Unbroken?

Quotes:

Ian: When the thin veil of immortality is shown to be a lark, we must then come face to face with the innate reality... that death is coming for us. This is the only real race we humans actually have. The race against the end of the world. Our world.

Zeke: Well when I die, I'm coming back and haunting all you motherfuckers so get ready for it... I'm make some eerie messed up sounds... right when a bitch is going down on ya.

Ian: I've been going on a lot of dates lately.::Renee: Oh really?::Ian: Yeah, from an online dating website.::Renee: Online dating website... that's like a new age bar scene.

Ian: What are you... Nostradamus now?::Zeke: As a matter of fact, I am... I can see into the not so distance future... and I see you madly in love... once again... before the year is out.::Ian: I don't think so La Toya.::Zeke: I'm not kidding man... you just wait and see.::Ian: Alright then, let's make a bet. I'll betcha you're wrong.::Zeke: Alright alright, let's see... I've got... 45 cents.

Richard's Wedding (2012)

Actors: Dustin Guy Defa (actor), Josephine Decker (actress), Onur Tukel (director), Onur Tukel (actor), Onur Tukel (producer), Onur Tukel (writer), Onur Tukel (editor), Lawrence Michael Levine (actor), Oona Mekas (actress), Rachel Wolther (producer), Jennifer Prediger (actress), Jason Klorfein (producer), Randy Gambill (actor), Darrill Rosen (actor), Andrew Krucoff (producer),

Plot: RICHARD'S WEDDING is an ensemble comedy that explores how the most enduring friendships require a mixture of envy, love and ridiculous egomania disguised as self-contempt. Alex and Tuna are on their way to Richard and Phoebe's wedding, to be reunited with a group of old friends. As they make their trek from Brooklyn to Central Park, they're joined by an ever-increasing number of friends with their own set of misgivings, self-righteousness, and violently annoying iPhone Apps.

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Tuna: I just wear three condoms because it makes my penis bigger.

Alex: Okay, one time I did actually punch him in the face, but I feel really awful about it.::Tuna: What did he do?::Alex: We had this huge fight and I blew my lid... I blew my top, and I just punched him. It was just awful.::Tuna: That's such bullshit. You see, a woman can hit a guy in the face, and no one says anything. They laugh about it. It's cute. It's endearing. If a guy hits a girl in the face, it's abuse.

Russell: Fuck Victor Frankl!::Kristin: How can you say that?::Russell: Simple. Take the name 'Victor Frankl' and put the word 'fuck' in front of it.

Alex: You cannot break up with someone because they yell, especially because it's hereditary.

I Am John Wayne (2011)

Actors: Gerry Kim (producer), Esra Saydam (producer), Christina Choe (writer), Christina Choe (director), Liz Ortiz Mackes (producer), Mimi Jeffries (producer), Dita Gruze (producer), David Gutnik (editor), Asa Hjorleifsdottir (miscellaneous crew), Violetta Lazé (actress), Jordi Wijnalda (miscellaneous crew), James Beca (actor), Basil Scrivens (actor), Kwa'zeek L. Fisher (actor), Katya Savina (actress),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Creature of Habit (2011)

Actors: Michael Wade Johnson (producer), Donald Farmer (actor), Michael Wade Johnson (editor), Michael Wade Johnson (director), Michael Wade Johnson (actor), Michael Wade Johnson (composer), Michael Wade Johnson (writer), Jeff Davis (actor), Nick Jenkins (actor), Jamie Cochran Thomas (actress), Nicholas Grace (actor), Ella Lenore Davis (actress), Jessie Knowles (actress), Dana Tufte (actress), Dakota Thomas (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Short,
Taglines: Change or be changed.

Pushing Thirty (2009)

Actors: Adam Rudder (producer), Kali Hawk (actress), Matthew Prater (actor), Caroline Amiguet (actress), Lauren Petzke (actress), Kim Mulligan (actress), Holly Beavon (actress), Stephanie Domini Ehlert (actress), Sara Lahti (actress), Barry Brisco (actor), Gary Halsten (actor), Dan Margules (miscellaneous crew), Kristen Brooke Martin (miscellaneous crew), Sara Jane Nash (actress), Veerta Motiani (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Hot Rod (2007)

Actors: Frank C. Turner (actor), Alvin Sanders (actor), William S. Taylor (actor), Chris Parnell (actor), Ian McShane (actor), Gillian Barber (actress), Andy Samberg (actor), Jorma Taccone (actor), Doug Abrahams (actor), Akiva Schaffer (actor), Will Arnett (actor), Mark Acheson (actor), Bill Hader (actor), Will Ferrell (producer), Sissy Spacek (actress),

Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?

Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face

Quotes:

Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.

Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!

Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!

Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.

Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.

Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!

Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.

Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.

Acid Bath (2006)

Actors: Lou Garcia (producer), Lou Garcia (writer), Lou Garcia (actor), Lou Garcia (director), Lou Garcia (editor), Lou Garcia (actor), Annette Martinez (writer), Annette Martinez (director), Annette Martinez (actress), Annette Martinez (editor), Jason Serrato (actor), Erich A. Muller (actor), Tomiko (actress), Lucy Garcia (actress), Eric Campos (actor),

Plot: A crazed murderer is on the loose and he's got the local nightlife on the run. The hooker network has organized a game plan to save themselves from their unknown killer. In a conflict between the crime syndicate and a reckless bounty hunter, their fates will all be decided in a flash.

Keywords: b-horror, cg-effects, dark-humor, drugs, gore, gun-action, martial-arts, practical-special-effects, spanglish, splatter
Genres: Action, Crime, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Only the insane will survive.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Actors: Gerardo Vigil (actor), Julio Oscar Mechoso (actor), Danny Trejo (actor), Pedro Armendáriz Jr. (actor), José Luis Avendaño (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Mickey Rourke (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Rubén Blades (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Dagoberto Gama (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Miguel Couturier (actor), Enrique Iglesias (actor), Salma Hayek (actress),

Plot: In the third movie of Rodriguez's "Mariachi" trilogy, a Mexican drug lord pretends to overthrow the Mexican government, and is connected to a corrupt CIA agent who at that time, demands retribution from his worst enemy to carry out the drug lord's uprising against the government.

Keywords: action-hero, amplifier, anti-hero, arm, assassination-attempt, banquet, bar, bar-shootout, battle, bazooka
Genres: Action, Thriller,
Taglines: The Time Has Come.

Quotes:

Left Nut: I was tortured once... I didn't like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.

[last lines]::Carolina: [in Spanish]::[subtitled version]::Carolina: What do you want in life?::El Mariachi: To be free...::Carolina: Simple.::El Mariachi: No.

Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?::Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN::Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.

Agent Sands: [Hands the bar keep a lunch box] I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.

Agent Sands: Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?

[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]::Cucuy: There's cartel on every corner.::El Mariachi: Sands told me you handle protection.::Cucuy: I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.::[Cucuy grabs his arm]::Cucuy: There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.::El Mariachi: And if I don't?::Cucuy: Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?::El Mariachi: Would you kill them?::Cucuy: Me?::[Points to his men]::Cucuy: They certainly would.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.

[upon finding something hidden in a corpse's hollow eye socket]::Agent Sands: Well, I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass.

[first lines]::Agent Sands: I never heard of him.::Belini: Who?::Agent Sands: The man you recommended.::Belini: The guitar fighter?

[standing in front of Sands with no eyes]::Ajedrez: See anything you like?::[shoots her in the stomach]::Agent Sands: No.

Agent Sands: Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.

Visitors (2003)

Actors: John Fox (miscellaneous crew), Ray Barrett (actor), Radha Mitchell (actress), Susannah York (actress), Radha Mitchell (actress), Richard Franklin (director), Richard Franklin (producer), Dominic Purcell (actor), Steven Grives (actor), Nerida Tyson-Chew (composer), Everett De Roche (writer), Christopher Kirby (actor), Andrew Lindley (miscellaneous crew), Tottie Goldsmith (actress), Jan Friedl (actress),

Plot: After six months at sea on an unassisted solo circumnavigation, Georgia Perry's 44-foot sloop is becalmed for several days. Cabin fever sets in, and the border between fact and fantasy begins to distort. But if these are just tricks of the mind, how do these encounters leave Georgia with physical manifestations?

Keywords: cat, fire, hallucination, race, sailing, sea-voyage, sloop
Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Fear runs deep.