Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out (2012)

Actors: Julian Glover (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Brian Blessed (actor), Matt Sloan (actor), Kenneth Colley (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Lawrence Kasanoff (producer), Sam Witwer (actor), Sam Witwer (actor), Joshua Wexler (producer), Michael Price (producer), Michael Price (writer), Guy Vasilovich (director),

Genres: Action, Animation, Family, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

C-3PO: Oh, my stars, Han shot first!::Han Solo: Of course. It was me or him. Why wouldn't I?::C-3PO: That is a subject of some debate.

Darth Vader: Watto, my old master, it's me, Anakin Skywalker.::Watto: Ani? You are Anakin Skywalker?::Darth Vader: Yes.::Watto: [chuckling] Right! And I am Count Dooku. Crazy droid.

Darth Vader: Now this is pod racing.

Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III (2010)

Actors: Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Donald Glover (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Zac Efron (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Donald Glover (actor), Donald Glover (actor), Seth Green (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,

Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II (2008)

Actors: Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Darth Vader: Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...::Emperor Palpatine: [interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a fucking nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?::Darth Vader: [shamefully] Yes...

Darth Vader: [pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?::Emperor Palpatine: No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... Fuck you stripey bag.

Emperor Palpatine: Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two fucking weeks with one fucking robe. Ohh! Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex.

Emperor Palpatine: [as a surfboard is passing by him on the Death Star luggage conveyor belt] Wow, for real?

Han Solo: The empire is chasing us, they simply will not cease! Oh man my nuts are freezing Ken i'm about this bitch::Han Solo, Luke Skywalker: Peace!

Mon Mothma: [to Restaurant waiter] I'll have the calimari.::Admiral Ackbar: Well. I guess I'll have the insensitive bitch. With a side of fuck you!

Robot Chicken: Star Wars (2007)

Actors: Mark Hamill (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Seth Green (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Joey Fatone (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Hulk Hogan (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Spend Father's Day with who really raised you... Star Wars. The chicken strikes back!

Quotes:

George Lucas: [being chased by costumed fans] I have a bad feeling about this.

Palpatine: [on the phone with Darth Vader] Vader! How's my favorite Sith?... Whoa whoa whoa... whoa, whoa. Just - slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! FUCK!... Who's "they"?... What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?::[sighs]::Palpatine: OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you shitting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon... Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!... Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit?::[phone beeps, he sighs]::Palpatine: Hang on, I've got another call.::[switches line]::Palpatine: WHAT? I'm very busy right now!... Oh! Oh, well - well, where are they going?... Oh, all right, uh... just get me a turkey club... Um, coleslaw, I guess. I'm not even gonna eat it... Well, what are you getting?... See, I always order the wrong thing. No, no, I'll just stick with that. OK, bye - what?... Oh, uh, Cherry Coke. Thanks.::[switches line]::Palpatine: Sorry about that.::[sighs]::Palpatine: What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!...::[covers receiver]::Palpatine: Oh, jeez, he's crying!::[giggles, then into phone]::Palpatine: Hey, hey, hey, hey. C'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just - just. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death Star blown up by a bunch of fuckin' teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap.::[makes "jack-off" motion]::Palpatine: Oh, uh - just get back here. OK. OK. Bye. I... um... I...::Palpatine: [whispers into phone] I love you, too.

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!::Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!::Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!::Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.::Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!::Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...::Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!::Luke Skywalker: ...wha? [time passes]::Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!::Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!

Luke Skywalker: Your overconfidence is your weakness.::Palpatine: Your faith in your friends is yours.::Luke Skywalker: Not my faith in yo momma...::Palpatine: What was that?::Luke Skywalker: I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!::Palpatine: Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'::Darth Vader: Ohh, yo momma fight!::[Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!::Palpatine: Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!::Palpatine: Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!::[Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent]::Palpatine: You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!::Crowd: Luke wins!::[Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]

Zuckuss: How do you plan on putting down this rebellion everyone's talking about?::Palpatine Parody: By shooting it with lightning! That's how I solve all my problems! And then afterwards I shall eat pudding.

Princess Leia Organa: [lying in bed next to Luke] That was *so* wrong!

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Actors: Jimmy Smits (actor), Frank Oz (actor), George Lucas (actor), Joel Edgerton (actor), Christopher Lee (actor), Ewan McGregor (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Oliver Ford Davies (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Jeremy Bulloch (actor), Hayden Christensen (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Samuel L. Jackson (actor), Claudia Karvan (actress), Bruce Spence (actor),

Plot: A maturing Anakin Skywalker goes to the Dark Side of the Force and becomes Sith Lord Darth Vader. We experience the transformation in a dark, scary yet thrilling climax. The story here logically sets up the events of Episode IV, the original 1977 Star Wars movie in which Darth Vader goes to war against his own children, Luke and Leia.

Keywords: abusive-husband, action-hero, adoption, alien, alien-civilization, alien-contact, alien-language, alien-race, alien-space-craft, alien-technology
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The saga is complete.

Quotes:

Darth Sidious: The end of the war is near.::General Grievous: But the loss of Count Dooku?::Darth Sidious: His death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.

Mace Windu: I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The Dark Side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor.::Ki-Adi-Mundi: If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, then he must be forcibly removed from office.::Mace Windu: It will be tricky. The Jedi Council will have to take control of the Senate to ensure a peaceful transition to a new goverment and a new leadership for the Republic.::Yoda: Hmm. To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Great care we must take.

Anakin Skywalker: I feel lost.::Padmé: Lost?::Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan and the Council don't trust me.::Padmé: They trust you with their lives.::Anakin Skywalker: Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't.

Supreme Chancellor: I hope you trust me, Anakin.::Anakin Skywalker: Of course.::Supreme Chancellor: I need your help, son. I want you to be the eyes, ears, and voice of the Republic. Anakin, I'm appointing you to be my personal representative on the Jedi Council.::Anakin Skywalker: Me? A Master? I'm overwhelmed, sir. But the Council elects its own members. They will never accept this.::Supreme Chancellor: I think they will. They need you, more than you know.

Supreme Chancellor: [about the Jedi Council] They don't trust you Anakin.

Anakin Skywalker: We got 'em, R2.::[R2D2 beeps]

Anakin Skywalker: I missed you, Padmé.

Mace Windu: May the force be with us all.

Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan, may the force be with you.::Obi-Wan Kenobi: Goodbye old friend. May the force be with you.

Supreme Chancellor: I know what's been troubling you. Listen to me. Don't continue to a be a pawn of the Jedi Council! Ever since I've known you, you have been seeking a life of great significance, far more than any Jedi.::[turns his back on Anakin]::Supreme Chancellor: Are you going to kill me?::Anakin Skywalker: I would certainly like to!::Supreme Chancellor: I know you would. I can feel your anger. It give you focus... makes you stronger.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Actors: Christopher Lee (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Joel Edgerton (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Ewan McGregor (actor), Liam Neeson (actor), Samuel L. Jackson (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Christopher Lee (actor), Oliver Ford Davies (actor), Hayden Christensen (actor), Jack Thompson (actor), Jimmy Smits (actor),

Plot: Ten years after the 'Phantom Menace' threatened the planet Naboo, Padmé Amidala is now a Senator representing her homeworld. A faction of political separatists, led by Count Dooku, attempts to assassinate her. There are not enough Jedi to defend the Republic against the threat, so Chancellor Palpatine enlists the aid of Jango Fett, who promises that his army of clones will handle the situation. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan Kenobi continues to train the young Jedi Anakin Skywalker, who fears that the Jedi code will forbid his growing romance with Amidala.

Keywords: action-hero, alien-race, allegory-of-multiple-historical-events., ambush, android, arena, army, assassin, assassination-attempt, asteroid
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love. The Saga Continues. The Attack Begins May 16th The Saga Continues May 16th The Clones Are Coming Size matters not. Except on an IMAX Screen. (IMAX release tagline)

Quotes:

Anakin: You're the closest thing I have to a father.::Obi-Wan: Then why don't you listen to me?

[Anakin uses his Force levitation to slice a fruit for Padme]::Anakin: If Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he would be very grumpy.

Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.::Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.::Obi-Wan: [looks at his handcuffed hands] Good job.

C-3PO: I've had the most peculiar dream.

Padmé Amidala: You're not all-powerful, Ani.::Anakin Skywalker: Well, I should be.

Obi-Wan: Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

Jango Fett: Do you like your army?::Obi-Wan Kenobi: I look forward to seeing them in action.::Jango Fett: They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.

Jango Fett: Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

Yoda: Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Actors: Oliver Ford Davies (actor), Ewan McGregor (actor), Warwick Davis (actor), Warwick Davis (actor), Rick McCallum (actor), Samuel L. Jackson (actor), Roman Coppola (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Brian Blessed (actor), Warwick Davis (actor), Ralph Brown (actor), Ben Burtt (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Liam Neeson (actor), João Costa Menezes (actor),

Plot: The evil Trade Federation, led by Nute Gunray is planning to take over the peaceful world of Naboo. Jedi Knights Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi are sent to confront the leaders. But not everything goes to plan. The two Jedi escape, and along with their new Gungan friend, Jar Jar Binks head to Naboo to warn Queen Amidala, but droids have already started to capture Naboo and the Queen is not safe there. Eventually, they land on Tatooine, where they become friends with a young boy known as Anakin Skywalker. Qui-Gon is curious about the boy, and sees a bright future for him. The group must now find a way of getting to Coruscant and to finally solve this trade dispute, but there is someone else hiding in the shadows. Are the Sith really extinct? Is the Queen really who she says she is? And what's so special about this young boy?

Keywords: action-hero, actor-playing-multiple-roles, adoption, aerial-combat, alien, alien-race, allegory-of-multiple-historical-events., ambush, android, apprentice
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every saga has a beginning. The saga begins Spring 1999 The Saga Begins May 19th The Force Returns May 19th One Truth, One Hate

Quotes:

Qui-Gon Jinn: Let's get out of here before more droids show up::Jar-Jar Binks: More? More did you spake?

Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?

[after a pod racer crashes and explodes into a billion pieces]::Beed: I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt.

Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.

Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.::Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment.

Daultay Dofine: This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockades is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi.::Darth Sidious: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again!

[Anakin is about to leave his mother behind to train as a Jedi]::Anakin: I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it.::Shmi Skywalker: Ani...::Anakin: Will I ever see you again?::Shmi Skywalker: What does your heart tell you?::Anakin: I hope so. Yes... I guess.::Shmi Skywalker: Then we will see each other again.::Anakin: I will come back and free you, Mom. I promise.::Shmi Skywalker: Now, be brave, and don't look back. Don't look back.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated.

Anakin: Are you an angel?::Queen Amidala: What?::Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.::Queen Amidala: You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?::Anakin: I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this place.

Queen Amidala: You're a slave?::Anakin: I'm a person and my name is Anakin.