Shrek the Musical (2013)

Actors: Jon Kamen (producer), Justin Wilkes (producer), John Tartaglia (actor), John Tartaglia (actor), John Tartaglia (actor), Brian d'Arcy James (actor), Sutton Foster (actress), Rachel Slansky (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Cody (actress), David Lindsay-Abaire (writer), David F.M. Vaughn (actor), David F.M. Vaughn (actor), Christopher Sieber (actor), David F.M. Vaughn (actor), Jason Moore (director),

Genres: Musical,

The Coyote's Moon (2011)

Actors: Josias Tschanz (actor), Arthur Wilinski (editor), Arthur Wilinski (actor), Arthur Wilinski (producer), Arthur Wilinski (producer), Arthur Wilinski (writer), Arthur Wilinski (director), Jacob Troy (actor), Jonathan Cenzual Burley (actor), Annika Beaulieu (actress), Jean Marc Burger (actor), Alessio Giottoli (actor), Nucio Inocenzi (actor), Cesare Riatti (actor), Cecilia Genovese Sabbianera (actress),

Plot: It's 1912 on the unforgiving foothills of the Andes. All of Argentina was looking for gold. But when the gold runs out, these fortune seekers turn on each other for survival, love and whatever bounty they can get. Shot on the beautiful Pampas of Argentina, The Coyote's Moon is an entirely new twist on the Western as we know it.

Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Western,

Kung Fu Window Cleaner (2011)

Actors: Shaun Robertson (editor), Shaun Robertson (producer), Shaun Robertson (writer), Shaun Robertson (director), Amy Telford (actress), Davy Simmons (actor), Shaun Robertson (actor), Shaun Robertson (actor), Kate Pymm (actress), Steven Winnie (actor), Brian Joseph (actor), Kamil Mylinski (actor), Daniel Spiller (actor), Maria Carter (actress), Matty Young (actor),

Genres: Musical,

The Sleeping Beauty (2007)

Actors: Marius Petipa (miscellaneous crew), Ross MacGibbon (producer), Ross MacGibbon (director), Frederick Ashton (miscellaneous crew), Anthony Dowell (miscellaneous crew), Martin Harvey (actor), Ninette de Valois (miscellaneous crew), Oliver Messel (costume designer), Christopher Wheeldon (miscellaneous crew), Monica Mason (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Saunders (actor), Ricardo Cervera (actor), Lauren Cuthbertson (actress), Genesia Rosato (actress), Marianela Nuñez (actress),

Genres: Music,

Enchanted (2007)

Actors: Timothy Spall (actor), Julie Andrews (actress), James Marsden (actor), Fred Tatasciore (actor), John Rothman (actor), Amy Adams (actress), Kevin Cannon (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Patrick Dempsey (actor), Matt Servitto (actor), Robert Bizik (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), David Boston (actor), Susan Sarandon (actress), Jodi Benson (actress),

Plot: The beautiful princess Giselle is banished by an evil queen from her magical, musical animated land and finds herself in the gritty reality of the streets of modern-day Manhattan. Shocked by this strange new environment that doesn't operate on a "happily ever after" basis, Giselle is now adrift in a chaotic world badly in need of enchantment. But when Giselle begins to fall in love with a charmingly flawed divorce lawyer who has come to her aid - even though she is already promised to a perfect fairy tale prince back home - she has to wonder: Can a storybook view of romance survive in the real world?

Keywords: 2000s, african-american, animal, apple, aquarium, ball-the-dance, barefoot, bicycle, bird, black-american
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: The real world and the animated world collide. This fairytale princess is about to meet a real Prince Charming.

Quotes:

Prince Edward: Giselle!::[leaps off a bridge, begins to sing]::Prince Edward: I've been dreaming of a...::[a group of cyclists collide with Prince Edward, everyone collapses]

Prince Edward: [talking to a TV] Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!::Mary Ilene Caselotti: [on TV] Reporting from 116th and Broadway.::Prince Edward: One hundred and sixteenth and Broadway!::[hugs the TV]::Prince Edward: Thank you mirror!::[kisses it and runs off]

Giselle: What about you and Nancy? You know that you will live happily ever after.::Robert: I don't know if I'll make it through today, let alone a lifetime. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's complicated.::Giselle: But it doesn't have to be. Not if she knows.::Robert: Knows what?::Giselle: How much you really love her.::Robert: Of course she does. We just don't talk about it every minute of the day, but she knows.::Giselle: How?::Robert: What do you mean, "how?"::Giselle: [singing] How does she know...::Robert: [laughs] No, don't.::Giselle: You love her? / How does she know...::Robert: People look-looking.::Giselle: She's yours?::Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?::Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?::Robert: Yeah.

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have you any last words before I dispatch you?::Robert: You have got to be kidding me!::Prince Edward: Strange words!

Prince Edward: [holds sword in front of construction worker's neck, trying to find Giselle] I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love's duet.::Arty: [stuttering] I-I'd like to find one of them too, you know?

Prince Edward: Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

Prince Edward: I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Giselle: Is that the only word you know? "No?"::Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, No!::Giselle: "No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.::[laughs really hard]

Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea and you know how they are... [off Giselle's wide-eyed look] They're only after one thing.::Giselle: What's that?::Morgan Philip: [laughs] I don't know. Nobody will tell me.

Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Night Shift (1982)

Actors: Vincent Schiavelli (actor), Joe Spinell (actor), Michael Pataki (actor), Michael Keaton (actor), Basil Hoffman (actor), Charles Fleischer (actor), Ron Howard (actor), Pat Corley (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Clint Howard (actor), Beau Billingslea (actor), Ron Howard (actor), Richard Belzer (actor), Shannen Doherty (actress), Henry Winkler (actor),

Plot: A nebbish of a morgue attendant gets shunted back to the night shift where he is shackled with an obnoxious neophyte partner who dreams of the "one great idea" for success. His life takes a bizarre turn when a prostitute neighbour complains about the loss of her pimp. His partner, upon hearing the situation, suggests that they fill that opening themselves using the morgue at night as their brothel. Against his better judgement, he gets talked into the idea, only to find that it's more than his boss that has objections to this bit of entrepreneurship.

Keywords: alka-seltzer, bite-mark-on-butt, broken-doorbell, business, cartoon-on-tv, cash-in-coffee-can, cheat-with-chocolate, christmas-party, christmas-tree, corpse
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Ever since two enterprising young men turned the City Morgue into a swinging business, people have been dying to get in. It makes the day seem dead Together they are going to make the day pay off... all night long! The oldest profession in a new-look comedy

Quotes:

Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas all day long. I can't control them. I can't even fight 'em [could be 'find 'em'] if I want to. You know, 'AAAA!' So I say 'em in here and that way I never forget 'em. You see what I'm sayin'?"

Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?

Bill: OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back. [speaks into tape recorder] This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there!

Bill: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.::[speaks into tape recorder]::Bill: Call Starkist!

Bill: You tellin' me to shut up?::Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget! [Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on] Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...::[writing on chalkboard]::Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.

Bill Blazejowski: I wash my hands and my feet of you!

Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?::Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft.::Chuck Lumley: Are you ok?::Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.

Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.::Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?

Slap Shot (1977)

Actors: Ned Dowd (miscellaneous crew), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Melinda Dillon (actress), Swoosie Kurtz (actress), Paul Newman (actor), Tom Bronson (costume designer), Michael Ontkean (actor), Strother Martin (actor), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), Lindsay Crouse (actress), Macon McCalman (actor), Paul Dooley (actor), Ned Dowd (actor), Marvin Weldon (miscellaneous crew), Ruth Santarone (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Located in the US Rust Belt, Charlestown is home of the hapless Chiefs, a losing Federal League hockey team whose games are poorly attended. To make money, the team's unknown owner makes its manager, Joe McGrath, do cheesy publicity much to the players' chagrin. Rumors abound among the players that if the local mill closes, the team will fold. Just before the official announcement is made, the team's aging player/coach, Reggie Dunlop, does get wind that the mill is indeed closing and that this season will be the team's last. Beyond efforts to reconcile with his wife Francine, who loves Reggie but doesn't love his career, Reggie begins to focus on how to renew interest in the team for a possible sale as he knows if the team folds, his hockey career is over. Without telling anyone of his plan, he begins a rumor that the owner is negotiating a sale with a city in Florida. He also decides that "goon" hockey - most especially using the untapped talents of the recently acquired childlike but quietly menacing Hanson brothers - is the way to renew local interest. It works as the team begins to attract new fans, sell out games, sell out away games attended largely by their groupies, and win, which does fuel the rumor of a sale. The one team member who doesn't like this new style is Ned Braden, a college graduate who plays the game solely because he loves it. His hockey career is against the wishes of his tomboyish wife, Lily, who hates everything about Charlestown and being a hockey wife. Reggie's goal of winning the league championship and having the team sold takes a turn when he finally meets the team's owner and discovers the owner's motivations. Ned, with his own views of what is right and wrong in hockey, may come up with an unexpected way to achieve all their goals.

Keywords: 1970s, airborne-vehicle, alcoholism, ambulance, arguing-with-a-referee, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, beauty-parlor, booster-club, bouncing-breasts
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sport,
Taglines: Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs... you'll see Paul Newman doing things you'd never expect him to do... saying things you'd never expect him to say! If this movie doesn't make you laugh, you better look up a psychiatric!!

Quotes:

Jim Carr: Well I may be bald, but at least I'm not chickenshit like you!

Reggie Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!

[after meeting the Hansons]::Reggie Dunlop: Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!::McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. The scouts said they showed a lot of promise.::Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!::McGrath: Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves::Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it!::McGrath: Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.::Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.::Reggie Dunlop: Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?

Jim Carr: Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey?::Ned Braden: I hate my father.::Jim Carr: Is that right?::Ned Braden: That's what I said, isn't it?

Lily Braden: You're bullshit, you're really bullshit.::Ned Braden: You're drunk.::Reggie Dunlop: You're right, he's bullshit.::Lily Braden: Yeah? Well, he and I are the only decent items in this town::[Leaves]::Reggie Dunlop: That's great. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her? Shes just scrappin' Hey, how does Braden treat her? Is he nice to her?::Denis Lemieux: Oh yeah, he love her. He tell me 'I love her.'::Reggie Dunlop: Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that?::Denis Lemieux: No way, he got a big cock, like horse.

[after losing at poker]::Denis Lemieux: Fuck. I lose my blouse.::Jim Ahern: Shirt... shirt.::Denis Lemieux: Shit.

Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.

McGrath: Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one.::Ned Braden: You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original.::Jim Ahern: That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?

[repeated line]::Dickie Dunn: I tried to capture the spirit of the thing.

Der Nußknacker (1964)

Actors: Eddie Albert (actor), Charlotte Flemming (costume designer), E.T.A. Hoffmann (writer), Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (composer), Eddie Albert (actor), Anneliese Schönnenbeck (editor), Marius Petipa (miscellaneous crew), Heinz Liesendahl (director), Kurt Jacob (writer), Kurt Jacob (miscellaneous crew), Edward Villella (actor), Edward Villella (actor), Margot Werner (actress), Lev Ivanov (miscellaneous crew), Hannes Winkler (actor),

Genres: ,

Quotes:

[last lines, about Drosselmeyer]::Narrator: ...for he knew that miracles are born in the dreams of children.

Narrator: [from the videotaped introduction to the film] Now why would anybody write about a nutcracker? Well, nutcrackers nowadays are pretty plain affairs, but in the olden days, master craftsmen would outdo one another carving nutcrackers from wood or from metal.

Narrator: There's not an apartment window or supermarket in sight, for this is a village in the Black Forest.

Der Nußknacker (1964)

Actors: Eddie Albert (actor), Charlotte Flemming (costume designer), E.T.A. Hoffmann (writer), Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (composer), Eddie Albert (actor), Anneliese Schönnenbeck (editor), Marius Petipa (miscellaneous crew), Heinz Liesendahl (director), Kurt Jacob (writer), Kurt Jacob (miscellaneous crew), Edward Villella (actor), Edward Villella (actor), Margot Werner (actress), Lev Ivanov (miscellaneous crew), Hannes Winkler (actor),

Genres: ,

Quotes:

[last lines, about Drosselmeyer]::Narrator: ...for he knew that miracles are born in the dreams of children.

Narrator: [from the videotaped introduction to the film] Now why would anybody write about a nutcracker? Well, nutcrackers nowadays are pretty plain affairs, but in the olden days, master craftsmen would outdo one another carving nutcrackers from wood or from metal.

Narrator: There's not an apartment window or supermarket in sight, for this is a village in the Black Forest.

The Stupid Cupid (1944)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Arthur Q. Bryan (actor), Edward Selzer (producer), Warren Foster (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Frank Tashlin (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Plot: Cupid (who looks suspiciously like Elmer Fudd) is on the prowl around the farm. With his ever-accurate arrows (which have their tips replaced with suction cups for safety's sake), he spreads love to sometimes unwilling recipients. But when he sets his sights on Daffy, the duck wants no part of it. When Elm...erm...Cupid fires the largest arrow at his disposal at the hapless duck, Daffy falls for the nearest hen...who happens to be the main squeeze of the cock of the walk...

Keywords: character-name-in-title, cupid, evil-smile, looney-tunes, reference-to-daffy-duck, reference-to-elmer-fudd, surrealism
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Daffy Duck: Say, keep your arrows out of other people's businessesses... buster! You shot me last year, and look what happened. Tied down. No more fun. Now look at me. A has-been. A hen-pecked duck. A canvasback Cassanova. And it's your fault, you bare-backed bandit. So beat it, bub. Take a powder. Scram!