Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Actors: Ricky Jay (actor), Julian Rhind-Tutt (actor), Geoffrey Palmer (actor), Jonathan Pryce (actor), Pierce Brosnan (actor), Desmond Llewelyn (actor), Götz Otto (actor), Gerard Butler (actor), Michael Byrne (actor), Hugh Bonneville (actor), Julian Fellowes (actor), Joe Don Baker (actor), Philip Kwok (actor), Vincent Schiavelli (actor), Colin Salmon (actor),

Plot: Agent James Bond 007 is on a mission which includes a media tycoon, his former lover and a Chinese agent. Elliot Carver wants to complete his global media empire, but in order for this to work, he must achieve broadcasting rights in China. Carver wants to start up World War III by starting a confrontation over British and Chinese waters. Bond gains the help of Wai Lin on his quest to stop him, but how will Bond feel when he meets up with his former lover, who is now Carver's wife.

Keywords: 1990s, admiral, adultery, afghanistan, air-base, asian, asian-agent, asian-spy, asian-woman, automobile
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Tha Man. The Number. The License...are all back.

Quotes:

Elliot Carver: Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?::Newsman: Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California.::Elliot Carver: Outstanding!

Elliot Carver: Mr. Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room.::Mr. Wallace: Inspired, sir.::Elliot Carver: And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway.::Mr. Wallace: Consider him slimed.

Elliot Carver: The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Paris Carver: I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.::James Bond: Sorry to disappoint.

Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, I think you don't have the balls for this job.::M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.

[Making love to his language tutor]::James Bond: I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.

Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?::Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.::Elliot Carver: Outstanding.

James Bond: [Whilst being in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.::Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James.::Moneypenny: [M walks up from behind Moneypenny] Don't ask.::M: Don't tell.

Q: It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage?::James Bond: Yes.::Q: Fire?::James Bond: Probably.::Q: Property destruction?::James Bond: Definitely.::Q: Personal Injury?::James Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.::Q: They frequently do with you.::James Bond: Well, that takes care of the normal wear-and-tear. Is there any other protection I need?::Q: Only from me 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order.

[Paris slaps James Bond]::James Bond: Was it something I said?::Paris Carver: How about the words, "I'll be right back"?

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Actors: Robert Rietty (actor), John Wells (actor), Ralph Morse (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Roger Moore (actor), James Villiers (actor), Desmond Llewelyn (actor), Geoffrey Keen (actor), Jeremy Bulloch (actor), Julian Glover (actor), Graham Crowden (actor), Walter Gotell (actor), Paul Brooke (actor), Carole Bouquet (actress), Michael G. Wilson (actor),

Plot: After disposing of a familiar looking face, Bond is sent to recover a communication device, known as an ATAC, which went down with a British Spy ship as it sunk. Bond must hurry though, as the Russians are also out for this device. On his travels, he also meets Melina Havelock, whose parents were brutally murdered. Bond also encounters both Aristotle Kristatos and Milos Colombo. Each of them are accusing the other of having links with with the Russian's. Bond must team up with Melina, solve who the true ally is and find the ATAC before it's too late.

Keywords: 1980s, action-hero, agent, assassin, automobile, bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, bathrobe, blockbuster, bond-girl
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Bond Has Everything - James Bond Agent 007 Is Back Bond for thrills in For Your Eyes Only My name is Bond - James Bond Bond for action in For Your Eyes Only Der neue Bond '81 [The new Bond '81] [German poster] Bond for the ladies in For Your Eyes Only No one comes close to JAMES BOND 007

Quotes:

Bibi: Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.::James Bond: Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream.

[Bond walks into a Greek Confessional Booth]::James Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.::Q: [Removing disguise] That's putting it mildly, 007!

James Bond: The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!::Melina: I don't expect you to understand, you're English, but I'm half Greek and Greek women like Elektra always avenge their loved ones!

James Bond: What did Columbo whisper to you at the restaurant?::Countess: That you were a spy, and to find out more about you.::James Bond: And have you?::Countess: Have I *ever*.

James Bond: I love a drive in the country. Don't you...?

Tanner: You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him!::James Bond: I quite agree, sir.::Frederick Gray: I'm afraid we have to inform the Prime Minister that Operation Undertow is dead in the water. Why... she'll have our guts for garters!

Columbo: You may need this.::[returns Bond's pistol to him]::Columbo: I'm a good judge of man. You have what the Greeks call "thrausos" - guts!::James Bond: [points his gun at Columbo] So have you, Mister Columbo.

Blofeld: Think twice 007, it's a long way down.

Tanner: I think we're having a bit of trouble with the line, Madam...

[last lines]::The Prime Minister: [over the phone] Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personnally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you.::Parrot: Thank you, thank you.::The Prime Minister: Don't thank me, Mr. Bond. Your courage and resourcefulness are a credit to the nation. Denis and I look forward to meeting you. Meanwhile, if there is anything I can do for you...::Parrot: Give us a kiss, give us a kiss.::The Prime Minister: Well, really, Mr. Bond.::Tanner: I think we're having a little trouble with the line, madam.::Frederick Gray: [to Q] You idiot. Get on to him.::Q: 007. 007.::Frederick Gray: Bond! Have you gone mad? What's going on? Bond. Bond! BOND!

Sink the Bismarck! (1960)

Actors: Adolf Hitler (actor), Michael Hordern (actor), Cameron Hall (actor), David Hemmings (actor), Harold Goodwin (actor), Johnny Briggs (actor), Mark Dignam (actor), Sean Barrett (actor), Walter Gotell (actor), Michael Goodliffe (actor), Michael Balfour (actor), Robert Brown (actor), Ernest Clark (actor), Maurice Denham (actor), John Horsley (actor),

Plot: Chronicles the breakout of the Bismarck during the early days of World War Two. Seen both from the point of view of the many naval vessels on both sides and from the central headquarters of the British where the search for the super battleship was controlled.

Keywords: 1940s, air-attack, airplane, arrogance, atlantic-ocean, attack, based-on-book, battleship, binoculars, biplane
Genres: Action, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: Personal! Powerful! Human! Heroic!

Quotes:

[to his assistant Anne Davis, after the battle]::Captain Jonathan Shepard: Take a message: "Request pleasure of the company of Second Officer Anne Davis at dinner."

Captain John Leach: [after the sinking of HMS Hood] Yeoman... Make Admiralty from Prince of Wales. Tell them... Tell them the Hood has blown up.

Edward R. Murrow: This is London, Ed Murrow reporting. This island, which is no stranger to bad tiding, received news today that HMS Hood largest warship in the British fleet and pride of the British navy, has been sunk by the German battleship Bismarck. From the Hood's compliment of 1500 men, there were three survivors.

Suffolk Lookout #2: Solid foot of armor plate, that's what the Bismark's got.::Suffolk Lookout #1: Who said so?::Suffolk Lookout #2: The gunnery officer that's who. Said for all the good our guns would do, we might as well throw crumpets at her.::Suffolk Lookout #1: [pauses] I wish someone would throw a crumpet at me.

[last lines]::Captain Jonathan Shepard: [walking into broad daylight] Great heavens! It's nine o'clock in the morning! And I asked you out to dinner.::Anne Davis: We could always make it breakfast, couldn't we?::Captain Jonathan Shepard: Of course.::[exeunt, passing two ratings]::Able Seaman: You know, Harvey, these boys worry me. Four stripes on 'is arm, and he don't know what time of the day it is.

Carry on Admiral (1957)

Actors: Joan Sims (actress), Joan Hickson (actress), David Tomlinson (actor), Everley Gregg (actress), Harold Goodwin (actor), Tom Gill (actor), Ronald Shiner (actor), Reginald Beckwith (actor), James Hayter (actor), Ronald Adam (actor), Sam Kydd (actor), Alfie Bass (actor), Arthur Lovegrove (actor), Val Guest (writer), A.E. Matthews (actor),

Plot: Two friends get drunk and decide to switch identities. One is a Parliamentary Secretary, and the other is the captain of a ship. The former's lack of sea knowledge causes several catastrophes, including torpedoing the First Lord of The Admiralty.

Keywords: based-on-play, lieutenant, ship-captain
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: With Oceans of Laughs! The FUNNIEST film since Britannia waived the rules! There was this girl chaser on the sub chaser...with a gin chaser...