I Got the Hook Up (1998)

Actors

• Master P (producer)
• Master P (writer)
• Devin Reeve (actor)
• Master P (actor)
• John Witherspoon (actor)
• Master P (writer)
• John Wesley (actor)
• Ice Cube (actor)
• William Knight (actor)
• Dan Garcia (actor)
• Snoop Dogg (actor)
• Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (actor)
• Joe Estevez (actor)
• Rick Shuster (miscellaneous crew)
• André Devantier (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

A truckload of cell phones... turns into a boatload of cash!

Quotes:

Black: You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.::Blue: I don't wanna fuck both of 'em. I'll fuck Carla, but that Bessie looking, bald head ugly bitch? I wouldn't fuck her if, god damn if I was on parole.

Blue: Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.::Blue: Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.::Blue: Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.::Blue: Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.::Blue: Tell her I'ma be asshole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.

Grandmother: Don't talk to me if you ain't got no reefer, man.::Hispanic Man: Oh yeah? Well fuck you!::Grandmother: Well fuck you too.::Hispanic Man: Eat shit too!

Little Girl: Look, my mama want her money back.::Blue: How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.::Little Girl: No we didn't.::Blue: I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.

Black: You better be lucky we came, your old ass probably gonna catch a heart attack. Me and Blue probably gonna save your life.::Mr. Mimm: Leave those pretty women alone! Save my life? My life don't need saving, I been doing this for twenty years.::Black: You know you can't get it up like you used to.::Mr. Mimm: Yes I can. I got a hard-on right now.

Blue: They're gonna put me on fries and that's when I'll start making the big bucks.

Hunt, Lamar Filmography

• Kansas City Chiefs: The Complete History
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Wild Ride to Super Bowl I
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Super Bowl XXXIV
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Ceremonial Coin Toss