- published: 05 Apr 2016
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Sophie is snatched from her orphanage early one morning by the BFG (Big Friendly Giant), whom she witnesses engaged in mysterious activities, and whisked away to Giant Country. She is soon put at ease, as she learns that BFG's job is to collect, catalogue and deliver pleasant dreams to children. She joins him that night, but the mean giants follow them, planning to eat the children. Sophie enlists the help of the Queen, by making up a dream for her, and with the backing of the armed forces, they defeat the mean giants.
Keywords: 2d-animation, acronym-in-title, based-on-novel, dream, giant, monster, surrealism, title-spoken-by-character
Fleshlumpeater: You... you show 'em the way?::The BFG: Yes! Yes, I showed them the way!::Fleshlumpeater: Why? W... why?::The BFG: Because, you is evil! And I've seen it now!::Fleshlumpeater: You... you is not giant! You is like... human bean!::The BFG: Human... being! And yes, I'd rather be like one of them than like you!::Fleshlumpeater: Then... I kill you!
Head Of The Army: The strategy is quite simple Your Majesty. Tanks!::Head Of The Air Force: Tanks? Nonsense. Bombs!::Head Of The Army: Bombs? Ridiculous. Tanks... and heavy artillery!::Head Of The Air Force: Artilley? Piffle. Next thing you'll be wanting bally cavalry too.::Head Of The Army: Tanks, artillery and cavalry! That'll do it!::Head Of The Air Force: Modern warfare ma'am demands modern technology. Low-level assault bombers to get under their radar. High-explosive bombs... heat-seeking rockets, and pow! We'll blow them to pieces!::Head Of The Army: It's an old fashioned enemy ma'am, we need good old fashioned tactics! Shut them up with bombardment! Roll in the tanks! And pick 'em off with machine guns! Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka! We'll mow 'em down!::Head Of The Air Force: Kapow! Kaboom! Bombs!::Head Of The Army: Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka! Kabomf! Tanks!::Head Of The Air Force: Kaboom!::Head Of The Army: Kabomf!
Queen Of England: [after hearing a whizzpopper for the first time] I think... on the whole... I prefer the bagpipes.
It dates back from the morning to the night
I don’t want these feelings
These feeling I can’t fight
I never said
That we’d be better off alone
Lights are off
So it seems like no one’s home
We’re having fun doing things they don’t condone
Like showing up with a bottle of wine
With candles lit the mood feels right
The things we do when we’re alone
The kitchen floor when no one’s home
So drop the ego and let her replace
That empty space in you
Cause I’m sleeping with my best friends girlfriend
Don’t leave me now because this isn’t the end
But they’re breaking it off again
Cause everyone want everything tonight
White lies but it matters all the same
Cause whose the victim if there’s no one there to blame
And I can’t sit still
She’s going out tonight and she’s dressed to kill
I’ll break it off
Cause I’ve had enough of this
I’m going to tell him on a need to know basis
He acted like he never knew
He said please say I need this too
Cause I’m sleeping with my best friends girlfriend
Don’t leave me now because this isn’t the end
But they’re breaking it off again
Cause everyone want everything tonight
And I’m sleeping with my best friends girlfriend
Well he knows but we’ll still pretend
That all the time that we’re taking up
Is not breaking up
The feelings we don’t share
She wants out
And I can’t display my feelings