Sonia Kruger fed the very danger she fears
It's hard to believe I have to do this again.
Blunt Instrument - by John Birmingham
The think piece you've been waiting for on Pokemon Go thingies
Pokemon Go thingies have taken over our streets.
Instability's hardly normal, Gerry, but not all bad
A billion dollars doesn't make you smart. It just makes you rich.
Elite survive while young, poor to pay Brexit price
I have a confession to make.
How can Eddie McGuire still think it's funny?
It's Collingwood's decision whether to get rid of Eddie.
Orlando shooting: Prayers from hypocrites don't help
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, as the old saying would have it. Unless they're gay, in which case… awkward!
Men can be feminists, but there is a limit
Can a man really, truly commit to ideal of gender equality?
Reef doomed but our dome will save us
It's a pity. That reef was beautiful. Oh well.
Australia could have its own Donald Trump
Conditions already exist to make it possible in Australia.
The other response to Duncan Storrar's simple question
Comment: As the savage reaction to a seemingly simple question subsided, a new response emerged.
Thanks for paying for my house
Negative gearing creates winners. Probably not you.
Do you still care about returned soldiers today?
Yesterday many remembered. Today many forget.
Something's missing, but it's not Johnny Depp's fault
I woke up yesterday morning to discover my car had been broken into and Johnny Depp was in town. I make no allegations and draw no conclusions about this.
West End is looking like Brisbane's village idiot
South Brisbane crushes as much potential into as small a space as possible. So what went wrong at West End?
Get off your bum, Borobi
"Dude, seriously, let me pack that cone. You're short on thumbs."
Billionaire bricklayer: I want to believe
We've all had those days when we've found a lazy, unexplained half-billion dollars or so in our savings account.
Give real Easter eggs, or give up parenting
Some people just shouldn't be parents. No, I don't mean anti-vaxxers.
'Lord Mayor, you owe me two bucks'
Graham Quirk has days left to come through with the coins.
Parliament full of footballers could be a smart play
It's easy to make fun of footballers going into politics.
I have a job for the Police Minister
I'm sure we have all "occasionally used firearms to dispose of vermin".
History will judge those who tried to remove baby Asha
I would have bet good, folding money they'd have come for that baby at four in the morning.
Alcohol laws must save lives, but not kill nightlife
Many cities manage the magic trick of being up all night without having to wash rivers of blood out of the gutters every morning.
CSIRO cuts bring Australia global fame for choosing stupid
From the earliest days of the penal colony the journals of the First Fleet officers remarked upon the weird, often violent climatic changes that made survival in the antipodes such a fraught, contingent affair.
Blunt Instrument: Heat blast is no excuse to be naked at me
COMMENT: I know it's hot, but that doesn't mean freaks can walk around wearing non-existent pants.
Nobody cares about Australia Day, so why not change it?
Disconnect with date should be reason enough to change it.
Give them their X-Files, or they'll take it
Why is Ten holding back rebooted X-Files after it airs in the US?
Birmingham: Coward punches, it's a guy thing
You can bring in laws, but until men change, nothing will.
Birmingham: Why I fell out of love with Christmas ham
It's over between us, Christmas ham. I want you out of my fridge now.
Mob rule shall not overrule justice
COMMENT The crowd gathered at King George Square thought they were decent people coming together to right an injustice of the Court of Appeal. But they were a mob.
Clinical hangover cure? I'll drink to that
Never learn your lesson about drinking too much.