Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

Actors: Steven Paul (producer), David S. Goyer (writer), David S. Goyer (producer), Stan Lee (producer), Nicolas Cage (actor), Ashok Amritraj (producer), Michael De Luca (producer), Christopher Lambert (actor), Anthony Head (actor), Idris Elba (actor), Ciarán Hinds (actor), Avi Arad (producer), Nicolas Cage (actor), Benjamin Benedetti (miscellaneous crew), David S. Goyer (writer),

Plot: Johnny Blaze, a man who made a deal with the Devil who called himself Mephistopheles at the time (now Roarke), is on the run trying to make sure no-one is harmed by his alter ego, The Ghost Rider. He is approached by a Monk named Moreau who tells him that he can help be him free of the Rider, but first, he needs Johnny's help to protect a boy, whom Roarke has plans for, to help him take human form.

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d-sequel-to-2d-film, action-hero, ak-47, alcoholic, ambulance, ambush, amphitheater, animated-sequence, anti-hero
Genres: Action, Fantasy, Thriller,
Taglines: He rides again.

Quotes:

Johnny Blaze: When we get where we're going, the Rider's going to come out. And when he does... he'll destroy whoever's got it coming. Nadya, this thing... there's no reason, no conscience, just hunger. In his eyes, you're no different than Carrigan. You're no different than any of them.::Nadya: I'm not afraid of you.::Johnny Blaze: Yeah? Well, you should be.

Ray Carrigan: [after Roarke turns him into Blackout] What did you do to me?::Roarke: I gave you a second chance, you're a little less than alive, now. but also more! [tosses a piece of wood to Blackout which crumbles] See, I've given you power. The power of decay... of darkness.

Danny: Did we win?::Johnny Blaze: I'm gonna say yes. Hell, yes.

Roarke: [to Ghost Rider] You! Worst fucking deal I ever made.

Johnny Blaze: [to Vasil] You will tell me or I will eat your stinking soul!

Nadya: Moreau?::Johnny Blaze: Yeah. Black, French, alcoholic priest, kind of a dick. Why, do you know him?

Ghost Rider: Go home.::[Ghost Rider slams Roarke into the ground, sending him back to Hell]

Johnny Blaze: I don't save people.

Moreau: The day of prophecy is tomorrow. We were to hold the boy until the danger passes.::Methodius: The danger will not pass, Moreau. As long as the boy exists, the power will always be inside him.::Moreau: You lied to me. You lied to me!::Methodius: This child must be destroyed.::Nadya: No! No!::Methodius: You might have protested while the child was being conceived. Now it is too late.

Johnny Blaze: That's the guy? He looks like he works on a cruise ship.::Nadya: Am I gonna regret taking you?::Johnny Blaze: Um, yeah, probably.

Execution (2010)

Actors: Jim Menza (producer), Jim Menza (writer), Jim Menza (director), Jim Menza (actor), Jim Menza (editor), Kelly Walker (actress), Eric Clark (producer), Eric Clark (actor), Eric Frentzel (actor), Christina Sedlacek (actress), Matthew Brenher (actor), Joe Henley (actor), Joseph Menza (producer), Joseph Menza (actor), Rocco Menza (producer),

Plot: Ten years after a tragic childhood attack, that took his first and only love, a man awakens from a coma and begins killing everything in his path. Seemingly random murders begin to unfold into a mysterious story of revelation, intrigue and redemption. Execution is an eclectic blend of Comedy, Horror and Romance.

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Romance,

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Actors: Kevin Sorbo (actor), Carmen Electra (actress), Jim Piddock (actor), Jay Oliver (actor), Chaz Smith (actor), Jim Piddock (actor), Method Man (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Ken Davitian (actor), Diedrich Bader (actor), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Phil Morris (actor), Christopher Lennertz (composer), Arnon Milchan (producer),

Plot: The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

Keywords: american-idol, ancient-greece, angelina-jolie, archery, bare-butt, battle, beard, beefcake, beheaded, bench-press
Genres: Comedy, War,
Taglines: The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall Get Ready For the Next Big Epic Comedy. Prepare to die...laughing. (DVD) 300 had it coming (UK theatrical poster)

Quotes:

Leonidas: Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy?::Sonio: The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates.::Leonidas: Ah shit!

Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.::Messenger: [casually] Okay.

Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?::Leonidas: What?::Messenger: You just kissed me!::Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women [high-fives Margo] and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Leonidas: [picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!

Urban Girl: Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um... Bitch, lose some weight!

Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Really!

Queen Margo: How do you like me now, Sandman!

Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

Captain: I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!

Paris Hilton: I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Borderland (2007)

Actors: Randall Emmett (producer), Damián Alcázar (actor), Roberto Sosa (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Elisa Salinas (producer), Jeff Rice (producer), George Furla (producer), Mircea Monroe (actress), Rider Strong (actor), Shelley Marie Brown (miscellaneous crew), Rick Rosenthal (miscellaneous crew), Joel Navarro (actor), M. Dal Walton III (producer), David Roberson (miscellaneous crew), Martha Higareda (actress),

Plot: Three college students, Phil, Ed, and Henry take a road trip into Mexico for a week of drinking and carefree fun only to have Phil find himself a captive of a group of satanic Mexican drug smugglers who kill tourists and whom are looking for a group of new ones to prepare for a sacrifice.

Keywords: achilles-tendon-cut, after-dark-horrorfest, amusement-park, arm-cut-off, bag-over-head, bandage, bar, barbecue, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male
Genres: Crime, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: A Sacrifice Will Be Made The Devil's Playground Is Just Around The Corner Inspired by a true story.

Quotes:

Henry: [lites two cigarettes in his mouth and puts one in Ed's mouth,who is sleeping with his mouth open] Rise and shine, faggot! Wharton, motherfucker, Wharton! Whoop-whoop, Wharton!::Ed: [coughing from the cigarette] You're gonna be the first dealer on your block with an MBA.::Henry: Yeah, fuck all that, man. I'm getting out of pharmaceuticals. Human cloning is about to explode, dude. Keep everything offshore, do your marketing on the Internet.::Ed: Promise me you won't clone yourself.::Henry: You know, when you get out of Stanford, man, I could use you on my team. What do you say? Feel like been a rich son of a bitch?::Ed: Is that really the best we can do?::Henry: What? Get rich?::Ed: Yeah.::Henry: We could do worse.

Ulises: Just look at the evidence, that's all I'm asking. look. They robbed a grave last night. They stole a child's body! it's for Santillan's Nganga! they're preparing it for his arrival.::Captain Ramirez: Listen, you asked me to listen to your story. and I have. Forget about your partner. This isn't Mexico City; this isn't even Mexico. This is the border. The border has no memory. Remembering here... gets you killed.

Henry: Welcome to the Turd World brother!

Henry: [in a fake preaching voice] Imagine a land, if you will, where a man can be a man. A land where he can indulge in all those animal urges, far from the petty judgments of parents and teachers and less-enlightened peers. A land where he can ride the demon!::Phil: Yeah!::Henry: Behave bad!::Phil: Bad!::Henry: Whatever he goddamn well pleases,and no one gives a shit, including the cops.::Phil: Tell it, Brother Henry!::Henry: I'm talking real freedom, my friend!::Phil: Real freedom!::Henry: Not this overregulated bullshit that passes for liberty in our country.::Phil: Hell, no!::Phil: !Vamonos a la frontera! [Let's go to the border!] Arriba Mexico!::Henry: We leave right now, we hit Manzanita right about the time the strip joints open.::Phil: I'm gonna get laid.::Henry: You're kidding? I finally convinced our upstanding minister's son to get his cherry popped.::Phil: Pop!::Ed: Let's pray he doesn't contract an STD.::Henry: Worrywart.::Ed: [opens his wallet and hands Phil some condoms] Fellas, say hello to the senoritas for me.::Henry: Come on. man. You're not gonna hang around here. All right? All the poonsies are hooked up or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.::Ed: Any other time. I'm there, all right? I just have a lot on my mind.::Henry: You want a Zoloft, man? I think I got one.::Ed: I just wanna chill.::Henry: Chill when you're dead, man. As your "personal physician", I insist you put that big brain of yours to rest and go a little nuts, okay, for once.

Ed: Hola. Una mas cerveza, por favor.::Valeria: 'Fabor'.::Ed: Pardon?::Valeria: 'Fabor'. the V is pronounced like a B. 'Fabor. Cerbeza'.::Ed: Sorry. My Spanish sucks.::Valeria: At least you can order a beer at a strip club.

Drunk Man in Strip Club: Hey, wait a minute. This is for you. $400. But you already know that. I'm talking to you!::Valeria: Let me go! [Valeria slaps him]::Drunk Man in Strip Club: Fucking bitch!::Ed: Why don't you chill, man? She's no pro.::Valeria: It's okay. I can handle it. It's okay.::Drunk Man in Strip Club: This dickless faggot more your type, Valeria?::Valeria: Fuck off, Gilberto.::Drunk Man in Strip Club: You think you have the balls for this girl? I ask you something. You deaf?::Ed: What the fuck's your problem, man?::Ed: [pulls out a knife and cuts Ed] oh shit! [Valeria gets a bat and hits Drunk Man in the head and knocks him out]::Valeria: [Valeria now tends to Ed's wound in the back of the bar] That was pretty stupid. At least now you have a great story to tell your friends.::Ed: What? That I got my ass kicked?::Valeria: No. How you came to the aid of a poor and defenseless woman.::Ed: Yeah, right. If it ever gets boring around here, you could bat cleanup for the Astros.::Valeria: You know, my ex-husband, he hated the fact that I could handle myself.::Ed: Let me guess. That's why he's your ex.::Valeria: I left him and I moved here to Manzanita.::Ed: Can I buy you a drink later?::Valeria: So you're not afraid of strong woman?::Ed: Only if she's not swinging a bat at me.

Ghost Rider (2007)

Actors: Christopher Young (composer), Michael De Luca (producer), Steven Paul (producer), Stan Lee (producer), Donal Logue (actor), Avi Arad (producer), Nicolas Cage (actor), Eva Mendes (actress), David S. Goyer (producer), Brett Cullen (actor), Sam Elliott (actor), Nicolas Cage (actor), Peter Fonda (actor), Flax Glor (miscellaneous crew), John Fox (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: When the motorcyclist Johnny Blaze finds that his father Barton Blaze has a terminal cancer, he accepts a pact with the Mephistopheles, giving his soul for the health of his beloved father. But the devil deceives him, and Barton dies in a motorcycle accident during an exhibition. Johnny leaves the carnival, his town, his friends and his girlfriend Roxanne. Years later Johnny Blaze becomes a famous motorcyclist, who risks his life in his shows, and he meets Roxanne again, now a TV reporter. However, Mephistopheles proposes Johnny to release his contract if he become the "Ghost Rider" and defeat his evil son Blackheart, who wants to possess one thousand evil souls and transform hell on earth.

Keywords: based-on-comic-book, beer-drinking, biker, biker-bar, blackheart, blockbuster, bounty-hunter, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, burning-man, buxom
Genres: Action, Fantasy, Thriller,
Taglines: Long ago he made a deal to save someone he loved. Hell Is About To Be Unleashed His Curse Will Become His Power Was everything he sacrificed truly worth? He's the only one that can walk on both worlds. Lets Ride ! Long ago, he made a deal... to save someone he loved... What he didn't know was the price he would have to pay...

Quotes:

Blackheart: Listen to me, and try to get this through your thick skull. You don't work for my father anymore, you work for me.

Abigor: You're a slow learner, aren't you, Rider? You cannot catch the wind!

Caretaker: You all right?::Johnny Blaze: Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good.

[to mugger]::Ghost Rider: You, guilty.

[to young cellmate]::Ghost Rider: You, innocent.

[from trailer]::Caretaker: The story goes he made a deal to save someone he loved. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over.

Johnny Blaze: I'm the only one who can walk in both worlds. I'm the Ghost Rider.

Roxanne Simpson: So, tonight you'll... rawr"?::Johnny Blaze: I believe so.

Ghost Rider: [just lassoed a helicopter that tailed him to the roof; pulling it towards him] Come here.::Helicopter Pilot: No.::Ghost Rider: You're pissing me off.::Helicopter Pilot: Okay, okay. Ah. Sorry.

Roxanne Simpson: [to a waiter] You think I'm pretty don't you?

Goldtown Ghost Riders (1953)

Actors: James Sweeney (editor), Smiley Burnette (actor), Champion (actor), Carleton Young (actor), Armand Schaefer (producer), Gerald Geraghty (writer), Gerald Geraghty (writer), George Archainbaud (director), Gene Autry (actor), John Doucette (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Cactus Mack (actor), Frankie Marvin (actor), Paul McGuire (actor), Neyle Morrow (actor),

Plot: When Ed Wheeler shoots Jim Granby, Gene brings him in. But Wheeler says even if Granby dies he cannot he charged because he has already served 10 years for Granby's supposed murder. Then in flashback Wheeler relates how he and Granby founded Goldtown based on an exaggerated supply of gold and how when Granby blackmailed him, he thought he killed him and confessed to the murder.

Keywords: 1880s, actor-shares-first-and-last-name-with-character, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, actor-shares-last-name-with-character, b-movie, b-western, circuit-rider, conviction, daughter, death
Genres: Comedy, Music, Mystery, Western,
Taglines: GENE'S THE JUDGE...AND CHAMP'S THE JURY -- as flying fists and flying hooves carry The Law into a ghost-ridden, fear-crazed gold town! PISTOL-PACKING GHOSTS TERRORIZE A GOLD TOWN! (original print ad-all caps) PISTOL-PACKING GHOSTS TERRORIZE A GOLD TOWN - till Gene and Champ start haunting them! (original poster) JUDE GENE AUTRY'S DEALING OUT SWIFT SIX-GUN JUSTICE...shooting it out with pistol-packing ghosts in a hate-haunted gold town! (ORIGINAL PRINT AD) GENE'S "THE SHOOTING JUDGE" OF THE FLAMING FRONTIER! (original print ad-all caps) SWIFT SIX-GUN JUSTICE! (original print ad-all caps) GENE SINGS: The Thieving Burro...Pancho's Mother...There's a Goldmine in Your Heart THE WILD WEST'S WILDEST DAYS!...Gunning for Ghost Town Gangs!

Quotes:

Smiley Burnette: Well, I just wouldn't want to scare you, lady. Nobody's ever seen 'em... that is close, anyhow. Ever so often they come ridin' out of Ghost Canyon, up there where there's mists and clouds. If you look, you can see right now. Down out of their hidden canyons they come, like they was ridin' out of another world. Protectin' their hidden gold, that's why they're hauntin' us -- keepin' gold-hungry miners from diggin' up their graves. Look at 'em, their blood gone from their veins. Their eyes cold as death and them ghost-like horses -- they don't even leave hoof prints you can ever find. I reckon you've heard of miners and prospectors disappearin' in the hills. That's what's happened to 'em -- the riders got 'em...gone without a trace. You'll never hear of 'em again. You get the feeling they ride past like a cold wind that goes right through you, giving you the creeps and the shivers while they disappear back where they came from. And then when you look around, they're gone.

Goldtown Ghost Riders (1953)

Actors: James Sweeney (editor), Smiley Burnette (actor), Champion (actor), Carleton Young (actor), Armand Schaefer (producer), Gerald Geraghty (writer), Gerald Geraghty (writer), George Archainbaud (director), Gene Autry (actor), John Doucette (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Cactus Mack (actor), Frankie Marvin (actor), Paul McGuire (actor), Neyle Morrow (actor),

Plot: When Ed Wheeler shoots Jim Granby, Gene brings him in. But Wheeler says even if Granby dies he cannot he charged because he has already served 10 years for Granby's supposed murder. Then in flashback Wheeler relates how he and Granby founded Goldtown based on an exaggerated supply of gold and how when Granby blackmailed him, he thought he killed him and confessed to the murder.

Keywords: 1880s, actor-shares-first-and-last-name-with-character, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, actor-shares-last-name-with-character, b-movie, b-western, circuit-rider, conviction, daughter, death
Genres: Comedy, Music, Mystery, Western,
Taglines: GENE'S THE JUDGE...AND CHAMP'S THE JURY -- as flying fists and flying hooves carry The Law into a ghost-ridden, fear-crazed gold town! PISTOL-PACKING GHOSTS TERRORIZE A GOLD TOWN! (original print ad-all caps) PISTOL-PACKING GHOSTS TERRORIZE A GOLD TOWN - till Gene and Champ start haunting them! (original poster) JUDE GENE AUTRY'S DEALING OUT SWIFT SIX-GUN JUSTICE...shooting it out with pistol-packing ghosts in a hate-haunted gold town! (ORIGINAL PRINT AD) GENE'S "THE SHOOTING JUDGE" OF THE FLAMING FRONTIER! (original print ad-all caps) SWIFT SIX-GUN JUSTICE! (original print ad-all caps) GENE SINGS: The Thieving Burro...Pancho's Mother...There's a Goldmine in Your Heart THE WILD WEST'S WILDEST DAYS!...Gunning for Ghost Town Gangs!

Quotes:

Smiley Burnette: Well, I just wouldn't want to scare you, lady. Nobody's ever seen 'em... that is close, anyhow. Ever so often they come ridin' out of Ghost Canyon, up there where there's mists and clouds. If you look, you can see right now. Down out of their hidden canyons they come, like they was ridin' out of another world. Protectin' their hidden gold, that's why they're hauntin' us -- keepin' gold-hungry miners from diggin' up their graves. Look at 'em, their blood gone from their veins. Their eyes cold as death and them ghost-like horses -- they don't even leave hoof prints you can ever find. I reckon you've heard of miners and prospectors disappearin' in the hills. That's what's happened to 'em -- the riders got 'em...gone without a trace. You'll never hear of 'em again. You get the feeling they ride past like a cold wind that goes right through you, giving you the creeps and the shivers while they disappear back where they came from. And then when you look around, they're gone.