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First there was a picture book for kids about the Bays Precinct. What could be next?

A completely official and definitely-not-made-up rebuttal from the future First Lady Of The Blasted Wastelands Of Earth: Melania Trump.

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As a Leader of the Caucasian Australian Community, I would like to condemn in the most unambiguous terms the inflammatory and ill-informed statements of some of the people which I so officially represent.

Because you know what most unites people in de facto relationships? Insane rental prices.

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A slim majority means that every vote counts - so who's going to give one up?

It's almost as though entrepreneurs are born, not made, new research has found.

And Eric Abetz demands an end for tax-free support of… er, the Australian Christian Lobby? Your electoral news of the day, reduced to a snarky rant.

And Cory Bernardi is closer to victory over the Liberals! Your post-election news of the day, expressed as a snarky rant.

And the senate - oh dear god, the senate… Your news of the election aftermath, reduced to a snarky rant.

A round up of the veritable flock of scapegoats being rounded up in the wake of Saturday's polls.

We're in for a hell of a week. Your post-poll hangover as a snarky rant.

Probably! Maybe! Given a hell of a lot of variables! Within acceptable margins of error! Making a lot of educated guesses!

And let's shake down the poor for $2.3 billion, somehow! Your news of the election, reduced to a snarky rant.

And what kooky scrape will wacky SA MP Jamie Briggs get into next? Your news of the election, reduced to a snarky rant.

Your news of the election, reduced to a snarky rant.

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Brexit has suggested that making the public vote on decisions the party in power wants to avoid can have devastating, violent, entirely avoidable costs. Great that we're not planning on doing the same thing, huh?

And should we just rename South Australia "Xenophon Gardens"? Your election news of the day, reduced to a snarky rant.

Or, is 10 days after Orlando really the best time for Scott Morrison to insist that Australian conservative Christians are as persecuted as the LGBTI community?

And is #faketradie a #realtradie? Your electoral news of the day, reduced to a snarky rant.

And Medicare is either definitely or definitely not being privatised, a bit. Your election news of the day, reduced to a snarky rant.

Your view of the election campaign, reduced to a snarky rant.

And let's talk about getting Tony Abbott back to the frontbench, eh? Your news of the day, reduced to a snarky rant.

A very special V from the S explains why all those stories about preference swapping deals between the parties are, to use a technical term, largely bullshit.

And who is Australia set to accidentally elect to the senate in three weeks? Your election news of the day, reduced to a snarky rant

We need to stop pretending that treating gay people as second class citizens doesn't have a body count.

Including why you should really check your eponymous URL before announcing your return to politics. Your election news of the weekend, reduced to a snarky rant.

But they're starting to make some entertaining mistakes, at least. Your news of the campaign, reduced to a snarky rant.

And a few things about Scott Morrison's economic modellers of choice. The days' campaigning, reduced to a snarky rant.

And the latest polls show that thzzzzzzzzzzzz. Your election update, reduced to a snarky rant.

And the PM gets sentimental. Your election news overview, accompanied by a heavy sigh.