College Pranks (2014)

Actors: John Crockett (producer), Brian McCulley (director), Brian McCulley (producer), Kyle Woodiel (producer), Kyle Woodiel (actor), Heath C. Heine (actor), Heath C. Heine (producer), Swann Christopher (actor), Cayce Brown (producer), Cayce Brown (miscellaneous crew), Henry Cavalier (composer), Rachel Levine (actress), Benjamin Kroger (actor), Laura Baukol (actress), Fred Sewell (actor),

Genres: Horror, Thriller,

Fratfellas (2011)

Actors: Andrew Adams (writer), Andrew Adams (producer), Andrew Adams (director), Andrew Adams (editor), Ben Adams (director), Andrew Allen (actor), Reese Arrington (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Short,

The Garage Hoppers (2011)

Actors: Drew Morris (writer), Drew Morris (director), Drew Morris (actor), Drew Morris (writer), Drew Morris (producer), Frank Krueger (actor), Tony Papaleo (actor), Bryn Packard (actor), Mary Morrice (actress), Mary Morrice (costume designer), Micah Ross (actor), Micah Ross (producer), Ethan Kukulski (composer), Matt Pina (actor), Ethan Kukulski (actor),

Plot: After stealing a case of beer out of a garage,16 year old Derek Pawlowski is kidnapped by two backwoods rednecks and held ransom for a large sum of alcohol. Derek's friends are forced to do what got them into the mess in the first place and steal as much beer as humanly possible.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy,

Hell Week (2011)

Actors: Patrick Rea (director), Patrick Rea (editor), Ryan Scott Jones (editor), Patrick Rea (producer), Ryan Scott Jones (producer), Michelle Davidson (producer), Michelle Davidson (writer), Ari Bavel (actor), Aaron Laue (actor), Tony Ontiveros (producer), Allen Lowman (actor), Jerod Meagher (actor), Jerod Meagher (producer), Rich Zvosec (actor), Julian Bickford (composer),

Genres: Short, Thriller,

The Virginity Hit (2010)

Actors: David Jensen (actor), Will Ferrell (producer), Sunny Leone (actress), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Sandy Parker (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Galpin (miscellaneous crew), Adam McKay (producer), Cynthia LeBlanc (actress), Hunter McGregor (actor), Mona Coulter (miscellaneous crew), Chris Henchy (producer), Amy Hobby (producer), Peter Principato (producer), R. Bryan Wright (miscellaneous crew), Paul Young (producer),

Plot: Four guys, one camera, and their experience chronicling the exhilarating and terrifying rite of passage: losing your virginity. As these guys help their buddy get laid, they'll have to survive friends with benefits, Internet hookups, even porn stars during an adventure that proves why you will always remember your first.

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, box-office-flop, caught-masturbating, critically-bashed, female-nudity, incest-overtones, loss-of-virginity, male-virgin, masturbation, porn-star
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Are You Ready To Take The Hit? Are you in or are you out?

Quotes:

Nicole: Do you want to take a shower with me?::Matt: Yeah uh... see actually I'm good right now. I just actually... I took a shower.::Jacob: [Listening in from another room with Zack and some other friends] Come on.::Zack: [Drops head onto arms] I hate - I hate him.

Nicole: I know that I fucked up, but, like, what is this with all the cameras? Like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, you would do that to me? Look I didn't do anything on purpose just to hurt you. [points at camera] You're doing this on purpose just to hurt me, Matt.

Zack: [laughing at Matt]::Matt: [Shaving his pubic hair] Why is that funny?::Zack: It's not a massage. You rub it around the fucking hairy parts, not your whole dick, you weirdo.

Zack: [while on his knees, shaving Matt's pubic hair] So, when you're fucking her tonight, you know what you should say? I was thinking about this last week. You should say, "Girl, I'm gonna fuck the taste right out of your mouth."::Matt: No. No, I'm not saying that to anyone.::Zack: It's classy.::Matt: It's not classy.::Zack: It's very classy. That's like holding the door for a woman.::Matt: Saying that I want to fuck the taste out of someone?::Zack: Absolutely. [Admires the shaving work he's doing] I am good at this.

Matt: Okay, what if after all that, I um... fuck the taste out of your mouth. That's good?::Becca: What? What... [scratches head] Okay. Tell me, why would I need the taste fucked out of my mouth. I don't... what does that mean?::Matt: [Stutters] Well, I... If you need... If, like... I don't know.::Becca: Do you think I need the taste fucked out of my mouth?::Matt: I don't think... No. I don't think you need it. I'm just saying that maybe it's, like, a...::Becca: No?::Matt: No. Just forget I said it. Let's start at the beginning. Sorry.

Zack: Matt has fallen ill with two acute medical conditions. Blue balls and a broken heart. And my associate, Jacob, and I have found a way to cure this problem.

Zack: [to two pedestrian women] Have you ever lost your virginities? Wanna meet my friend?

Matt: Alright. I sucked... her tits.::Zack: $2500, and all you did was suck her tits?

Matt: We were the wonder couple. We were going to be like... Fantastic Four minus two. Fantastic Two. I just want to get back together with you.

Zack: You just need to promise me you'll tell me one thing. Just one thing, that's all I want to know.::Matt: I'll try. I will.::Zack: Does she squirt? [Matt looks dumbfounded] Did she have a geyser? 'Cause she totally looks like...::Matt: Yeah, yeah.::Zack: Her vagina was like Old Yeller.::Jacob: No, not Old Yeller. Old Yeller's a dog. Yellow, you're thinking of...::Zack: Yellowstone Park.::Jacob: Yeah.::Zack: Old Geyser.::Jacob: [laughs] No, not...::Matt: Old Yeller. Old Yeller was the dog.::Justin: Old Yeller is the dog.::Matt: What's the name of the geyser?::Zack: Old Geyser.::Matt, Jacob, Justin: No.::Justin: Old Face...::Matt: Face/Off!

Frolf: The Movie (2009)

Actors: Tim Buttner (producer), Tim Buttner (actor), Collen Doyle (actor), Skyler Pinkerton (editor), Skyler Pinkerton (actor), Justin Lee Stanley (actor), John Holloway (composer), John Holloway (editor), John Holloway (producer), John Holloway (director), John Holloway (actor), John Holloway (producer), John Holloway (writer), John Holloway (writer), Catriona Rubenis-Stevens (actress),

Plot: We explore the growing phenomenon of Frisbee Golf through the lives of several different competitors making their way to a tournament. The beloved sport is in jeopardy with thieves stealing their disc catcher targets. Paul Springfield must go undercover to find out who the frisbee golf thief is.

Keywords: independent-film, mockumentary
Genres: Comedy,

Fraternity House (2008)

Actors: Christian Stolte (actor), Joel Paul Reisig (actor), Joel Paul Reisig (writer), Joel Paul Reisig (producer), Steffie Grote (actress), Jordon Hodges (actor), Brittany Risner (actress), Johnny Lechner (actor), Amit Shah (actor), Chris Nickin (miscellaneous crew), Chris Nickin (actor), Justin Isfeld (actor), Megan Marie Wilson (actress), Venk Modur (actor), Jason Sutton (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Keggar: Give me those chips, or I'll shove em down your throat. Give me those chips.::Pledge: Get off me you fat fuck.

Evan: Pick the lock! I thought you knew Karate?::Jake: What do I know about picking a lock!? I got a yellow belt at the YMCA like 12 years ago!

Fossil: Do I look like an A+ student to you? I don't even know where the fuck I slept last night.

Jake: Just don't end up like Fossil..... with a dick in your mouth.

The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Actors: Michelle Pfeiffer (actress), Scott Conrad (editor), Leigh French (actress), Jimmy Williams (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), Fran Drescher (actress), Robert Wuhl (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Garry Goodrow (actor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Gary Graham (actor), Tony Danza (actor), Mike Binder (actor), Pamela Alch (miscellaneous crew), Moosie Drier (actor),

Plot: Led by their comedic and pranking leader, Newbomb Turk, the Hollywood Knights car gang raise hell throughout Beverly Hills on Halloween Night, 1965. Everything from drag racing to Vietnam to high school love.

Keywords: 8-track, bare-butt, beverly-hills-california, bikini, blonde, boy-with-glasses, brother-brother-relationship, brunette, calling-someone-an-idiot, camera
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Beverly Hills and the civilized world will never forget them. At last, a motion picture that moons a man on the land. The days are wild and the nights are rockin'!

Quotes:

Sally: Turk, come over here. Now he happens to be very hysterically funny. I put him right up there with Steve and Edie. He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole... pinky.

Sally: Turk, did you come?::Newbomb Turk: A little.::Sally: A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't come. Did you come or not?::Newbomb Turk: I came.::Sally: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Officer Clark: Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?::Bimbeau: You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass.

Newbomb Turk: [Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?::Red Riding Hood: Fuck you Newbomb.

Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!

Bimbeau: [after tasting the punch, which the Knights have urinated in] It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.

Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

[repeated line to a little boy]::Bimbeau: You little son of a bitch!

[Sally's friends are topless sunbathing by the pool]::Sally: I don't know why you're doing that. The last time I did that my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A.

Dudley: Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!

The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Actors: Michelle Pfeiffer (actress), Scott Conrad (editor), Leigh French (actress), Jimmy Williams (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), Fran Drescher (actress), Robert Wuhl (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Garry Goodrow (actor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Gary Graham (actor), Tony Danza (actor), Mike Binder (actor), Pamela Alch (miscellaneous crew), Moosie Drier (actor),

Plot: Led by their comedic and pranking leader, Newbomb Turk, the Hollywood Knights car gang raise hell throughout Beverly Hills on Halloween Night, 1965. Everything from drag racing to Vietnam to high school love.

Keywords: 8-track, bare-butt, beverly-hills-california, bikini, blonde, boy-with-glasses, brother-brother-relationship, brunette, calling-someone-an-idiot, camera
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Beverly Hills and the civilized world will never forget them. At last, a motion picture that moons a man on the land. The days are wild and the nights are rockin'!

Quotes:

Sally: Turk, come over here. Now he happens to be very hysterically funny. I put him right up there with Steve and Edie. He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole... pinky.

Sally: Turk, did you come?::Newbomb Turk: A little.::Sally: A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't come. Did you come or not?::Newbomb Turk: I came.::Sally: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Officer Clark: Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?::Bimbeau: You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass.

Newbomb Turk: [Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?::Red Riding Hood: Fuck you Newbomb.

Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!

Bimbeau: [after tasting the punch, which the Knights have urinated in] It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.

Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

[repeated line to a little boy]::Bimbeau: You little son of a bitch!

[Sally's friends are topless sunbathing by the pool]::Sally: I don't know why you're doing that. The last time I did that my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A.

Dudley: Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!

The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Actors: Michelle Pfeiffer (actress), Scott Conrad (editor), Leigh French (actress), Jimmy Williams (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), Fran Drescher (actress), Robert Wuhl (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Garry Goodrow (actor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Gary Graham (actor), Tony Danza (actor), Mike Binder (actor), Pamela Alch (miscellaneous crew), Moosie Drier (actor),

Plot: Led by their comedic and pranking leader, Newbomb Turk, the Hollywood Knights car gang raise hell throughout Beverly Hills on Halloween Night, 1965. Everything from drag racing to Vietnam to high school love.

Keywords: 8-track, bare-butt, beverly-hills-california, bikini, blonde, boy-with-glasses, brother-brother-relationship, brunette, calling-someone-an-idiot, camera
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Beverly Hills and the civilized world will never forget them. At last, a motion picture that moons a man on the land. The days are wild and the nights are rockin'!

Quotes:

Sally: Turk, come over here. Now he happens to be very hysterically funny. I put him right up there with Steve and Edie. He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole... pinky.

Sally: Turk, did you come?::Newbomb Turk: A little.::Sally: A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't come. Did you come or not?::Newbomb Turk: I came.::Sally: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Officer Clark: Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?::Bimbeau: You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass.

Newbomb Turk: [Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?::Red Riding Hood: Fuck you Newbomb.

Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!

Bimbeau: [after tasting the punch, which the Knights have urinated in] It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.

Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

[repeated line to a little boy]::Bimbeau: You little son of a bitch!

[Sally's friends are topless sunbathing by the pool]::Sally: I don't know why you're doing that. The last time I did that my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A.

Dudley: Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!