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YAY! 5 years of writing. It's finally here. My novel "Pawan: The Flying Accountant" is on pre-order :) Book my book: http://amzn.to/2hGHtZs pic.twitter.com/Wl2lqPjQxd
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Milind Soman enters a place in floaters - people swoon and offer him free drinks. I enter in floaters, they say, "Eh, boss. No stag entry. Get out."pic.twitter.com/TZLSFnbTwy
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First time I'm supporting Australia in the
#Ashes. Feels weird. And exciting. Like I'm having an affair.
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Bangalore! Tonight I rant in you. 1:15 hours of standup. Plus a Q&A with the venerable
@DanishSait. We are recording as well :). So, come support. 9:30. That Comedy Club. Tickets: http://bit.ly/2hr3GtN pic.twitter.com/nkYHQgh6d6Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
This photo makes me very happy.pic.twitter.com/tFhHgmZIkq
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Asked the staff at a hotel of their worst guest experience: "We once had someone think the bath tub was an Indian style toilet." I'm only going to bathe in the shower from now.
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Pune book launch today. Hop across all! Bangalore rant show tomo. Kolkata show on Saturday. Get your tickets! Details/ tickets/ sexy photos: http://www.sorabhpant.com/tickets pic.twitter.com/JCqVhqHSaE
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Pune book launch today. Hop across all! Bangalore rant show tomo. Kolkata show on Saturday. Get your tickets! Details/ tickets/ sexy photos: http://www.sorabhpant.com/tickets pic.twitter.com/JCqVhqHSaE
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Sorabh Pant Retweeted
Did a very silly Q&A with
@SahilBulla. We were asked very serious questions. And, we gave very stupid answers. Anyway - here's us being dumb :).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tzhXU_kI8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
I'd respect Bollywood a lot more: If taking a selfie with Ed Sheeran was as important to them as taking a stand for Padmawati.
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Did a very silly Q&A with
@SahilBulla. We were asked very serious questions. And, we gave very stupid answers. Anyway - here's us being dumb :).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tzhXU_kI8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
There's not a single speed breaker in India made to stop cars. They're all tiny mountains meant to stop battle tanks from invading us.
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I've been getting more work conversations sorted on WhatsApp than email or calls. I'm judging myself.
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Sorabh Pant Retweeted
#BCF2017 THE RANT OF THE PANT feat.@hankypanty on 24th Nov ‘17 at That Comedy Club. Tickets : http://www.comedywagon.com pic.twitter.com/BSgHn4urLZThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
For the next month: I live in a plane. Economy class :). Tons of shows coming up. Pune. Bangalore. Kolkata. Old Mumbai. New Mumbai. Guwahati. If you have friends in Hong Kong or Bangkok: do tag them! All tickets/ details: http://www.sorabhpant.com/tickets pic.twitter.com/weKmqpWjsf
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Has any client ever heard a budget and gone, "Yup. Works. Lock." You could quote Rs. 1 plus a Kismee Toffee Bar. And they'd still be like, "Please lock at 75 Paisa plus a Center Fresh."
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Now let's be offended over why she has a sense of humor?https://twitter.com/ManushiChhillar/status/932522314301784065 …
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Had a bad argument with someone. Responded with righteous indignation. Sent that person a passive aggressive email. That'll show them.
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Was at a restaurant. Ordered idli. Waiter gave dosa. I hereby announce a 10 Crore reward for his beheading. Since now *any* Indian can do that without repercussions.
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Ideologies aside: I've only seen the trailer (which is riveting) of
@aimthemovie. This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq646VcT72I … Hearing lots of great things about the full theatrical release. Would be incredible to get such a raw, ringside view on other Indian parties.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
We've debated GST on Sanitary Pads. Here's some standup on the issue. With my typical juvenile nonsense. And much more :).pic.twitter.com/SdLKihzj8J
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