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@hankypanty

Comedian. Author of Pawan: The Flying Accountant. Buy: I laugh at my own jokes because no one else will. pantonfirecomedy@gmail.com.

Mumbai
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Joined December 2009
Born on September 14
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 4

    YAY! 5 years of writing. It's finally here. My novel "Pawan: The Flying Accountant" is on pre-order :) Book my book:

    and
    136 replies 138 retweets 1,300 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    Milind Soman enters a place in floaters - people swoon and offer him free drinks. I enter in floaters, they say, "Eh, boss. No stag entry. Get out."

    17 replies 8 retweets 201 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    First time I'm supporting Australia in the . Feels weird. And exciting. Like I'm having an affair.

    10 replies 2 retweets 89 likes
  4. 10 hours ago

    Bangalore! Tonight I rant in you. 1:15 hours of standup. Plus a Q&A with the venerable . We are recording as well :). So, come support. 9:30. That Comedy Club. Tickets:

    , and
    5 replies 3 retweets 42 likes
  5. 13 hours ago

    This photo makes me very happy.

    25 replies 26 retweets 767 likes
  6. Nov 23

    Asked the staff at a hotel of their worst guest experience: "We once had someone think the bath tub was an Indian style toilet." I'm only going to bathe in the shower from now.

    21 replies 72 retweets 608 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Nov 23

    Pune book launch today. Hop across all! Bangalore rant show tomo. Kolkata show on Saturday. Get your tickets! Details/ tickets/ sexy photos:

    , , and
    6 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
  8. Nov 23

    Pune book launch today. Hop across all! Bangalore rant show tomo. Kolkata show on Saturday. Get your tickets! Details/ tickets/ sexy photos:

    , , and
    6 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
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    Nov 22

    Did a very silly Q&A with . We were asked very serious questions. And, we gave very stupid answers. Anyway - here's us being dumb :).

    7 replies 3 retweets 51 likes
  10. Nov 22

    I'd respect Bollywood a lot more: If taking a selfie with Ed Sheeran was as important to them as taking a stand for Padmawati.

    75 replies 1,068 retweets 3,258 likes
  11. Nov 22

    Did a very silly Q&A with . We were asked very serious questions. And, we gave very stupid answers. Anyway - here's us being dumb :).

    7 replies 3 retweets 51 likes
  12. Nov 21

    There's not a single speed breaker in India made to stop cars. They're all tiny mountains meant to stop battle tanks from invading us.

    21 replies 124 retweets 827 likes
  13. Nov 21

    I've been getting more work conversations sorted on WhatsApp than email or calls. I'm judging myself.

    5 replies 3 retweets 163 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    THE RANT OF THE PANT feat. on 24th Nov ‘17 at That Comedy Club. Tickets :

    1 reply 4 retweets 17 likes
  15. Nov 21

    For the next month: I live in a plane. Economy class :). Tons of shows coming up. Pune. Bangalore. Kolkata. Old Mumbai. New Mumbai. Guwahati. If you have friends in Hong Kong or Bangkok: do tag them! All tickets/ details:

    , , and 2 others
    11 replies 5 retweets 84 likes
  16. Nov 21

    Has any client ever heard a budget and gone, "Yup. Works. Lock." You could quote Rs. 1 plus a Kismee Toffee Bar. And they'd still be like, "Please lock at 75 Paisa plus a Center Fresh."

    11 replies 52 retweets 385 likes
  17. Nov 21

    Now let's be offended over why she has a sense of humor?

    Exactly agree with you on this. A girl who has just won the World isn’t going to be upset over a tongue-in-cheek remark. ‘Chillar’ talk is just small change - let’s not forget the ‘chill’ within Chhillar 🙂
    9 replies 26 retweets 299 likes
  18. Nov 21

    Had a bad argument with someone. Responded with righteous indignation. Sent that person a passive aggressive email. That'll show them.

    5 replies 2 retweets 133 likes
  19. Nov 20

    Was at a restaurant. Ordered idli. Waiter gave dosa. I hereby announce a 10 Crore reward for his beheading. Since now *any* Indian can do that without repercussions.

    49 replies 281 retweets 1,628 likes
  20. Nov 20

    Ideologies aside: I've only seen the trailer (which is riveting) of . This: Hearing lots of great things about the full theatrical release. Would be incredible to get such a raw, ringside view on other Indian parties.

    4 replies 4 retweets 50 likes
  21. Nov 20

    We've debated GST on Sanitary Pads. Here's some standup on the issue. With my typical juvenile nonsense. And much more :).

    7 replies 18 retweets 114 likes

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