El Niño

The Newest Pledge (2012)

Actors: G.W. Bailey (actor), Jason Mewes (actor), Mindy Sterling (actress), Shauna Shapiro Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Nash (actor), Glenn Hoeffner (actor), Willam Belli (actor), Rich Rotella (actor), Nick Nicotera (actor), Paul Hammond (miscellaneous crew), Greg Vrotsos (actor), Andy Milonakis (actor), Craig C. Chen (actor), Courtney Schade (miscellaneous crew), Karen McClain (actress),

Plot: The morning after kicking off their semester with a patriotic "stars, stripes, and strippers" party, the members of the Omega fraternity awaken to a find a baby on their doorstep. After little to no deliberation, the Omegas decide to pledge the baby. When a rival fraternity member, Rico, learns of this, he devises a plot to ruin the Omegas reputation in the eyes of the student body at Hamilton University. It's up to the Omegas to not only secure their legacy at the University, but to also raise a baby in a fraternity house.

Keywords: abandoned-baby, alexander-hamilton, america, american-football, baby, baby-food, bachelor, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, basketball
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's potty time His GPA is greater than his age

Quotes:

Cop 1: Is this a party?

Renato: What about me?

Steak Mungro: Steak... out.

Richie Sambora: Alright, so I wikipedia'd babies over here and it says that babies cry as a form of instinctive communication.::39: so the baby is trying to talk to us?::Merkhaus: Tell it to speak English!::El Nino: Yeah what is he some sort of immigrant baby?::Thames: It's a male.

Night Train's Date: He is so cute!::Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: I know, I'm just glad he's not mine.::Night Train's Date: Am I the first white girl you've ever been with?::Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: Hell naw!::Night Train's Date: Well it only takes one white girl to make a white baby.::Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: What?

Thames' Father: Let me tell you about the Omega class of 1932. The stocks were down, way way down. Oh, but so were the girls skirts. Ha ha ha. And we, the Omegas, we invented the boobs! The way to go, the way to show, the way to get the job done right? Skirts and down, the boobs are out, everything is flowing man! Like who needed consequences? We're no candyasses. We got it done, we made it work baby! The Omega, Omega, Omega! Yeah!

Thames: You want to know about that corn? Let me tell you about that corn; It took me SIX DAMN YEARS to raise that shit! And when you rip it out, you rip me out!

39: Didn't you learn your lesson last year?::Rico: The better question would be what kind of lessons have you learned since last year?::Merkhaus: That makes no sense.::Rico: Think about it.::Merkhaus: I just did it makes no sense.

Max: [THE BABY IS CRYING] How do we make him stop?::Giles: I don't know do something!::Max: Like what?::Giles: Anything. What are you good at?::Max: I can tell really, really good knock-knock jokes.::Giles: Ooh, let's hear one.::Max: Knock-knock.::Giles: Who's there?::Max: Fanny.::Giles: Fanny who?::Max: If anybody calls, I'm out. [BABY CRIES LOUDER]::Giles: That's even worse. You just made it even worse.

Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: You know I thought about it long and hard, and I came to the decision that my favorite food is corn dogs with teriyaki sauce.

Andrea (2005)

Actors: Miguel Ángel Martínez (actor), Hensy Pichardo (actor), Johanny Sosa (actor), Elvira Grullón (actress), Ubaldo Sandevel (actor), Yuri J. Martinez (actor), Frankeli Bencosme (actor), Belkys Pineda (actress), Frankeli Bencosme (producer), Rogert Bencosme (producer), Rogert Bencosme (director), Johnny Sosa (actor), Anny Ferreiras (actress), Farah E. Ferreiras (actress), Priamo A. Bencosmo (actor),

Plot: Based on a true story in the Dominican Republic, Andrea, a young girl unleashes a spirit after removing a cross on a sacred holy ground cemetery. The spirit terrorizes Andrea and her family. The past history of the family is the key to the spirits terror on the family and Andrea. Andrea's family, witch doctors, and spiritual healers battle the spirit in attempts to return to a normal life.

Keywords: cemetery, cross, possession, spirit, witch-doctor
Genres: Horror, Thriller,

Ngo wo geun see yau gor yue wui II (2000)

Actors: Shu Tong Wong (actor), Simon Yam (actor), Chapman To (actor), Pinky Cheung (actress), Kristy Yang (actress), Kenneth Chan (actor), Hinako Saeki (actress), Ting Yip Ng (actor), Kwan-Ho Tse (actor), Kwan-Ho Tse (actor), Ruby Wong (actress), Wing-Chung Leung (actor), Yee-Man Man (actress), Belinda Hamnett (actress), Angie Cheung (actress),

Genres: Action, Romance, Sci-Fi,

Dirt Merchant (1999)

Actors: David DeLuise (actor), Gregory Hobson (editor), Alan Roberts (editor), Julie Benz (actress), Tim Thomerson (actor), Brion James (actor), Jenna Jameson (actress), David Faustino (actor), David 'Shark' Fralick (actor), Lee Arenberg (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Anthony Michael Hall (actor), Suzanne DeLaurentiis (actress), Danny Masterson (actor), Tommy Hinkley (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

James Earl: [over the phone] Detective Harry Ball?::Detective Harry Ball: Who the hell is this?::James Earl: Just call me "Deep Throat"::Detective Harry Ball: You expect me to swallow that?

Detective Harry Ball: You have the right to shut up. Anything you say, can and will piss me off! If you can't afford a shyster attorney, we will assign you an overworked loser, who doesn't give a shit and will screw up your case anyway. Now, do you understand your rights?::Dirt Merchant: Yeah, I understand. This is a total frameup. Speaking of rights, where's your warrant anyway?::Detective Harry Ball: Huh? What?::Detective Harry Ball: [checking pockets and finding nothing] Shit!

[after looking at a series of portraits of Holly So Tightly alongside famous singers]::Dirt Merchant: Unbelievable!::Holly So Tightly: What is?::Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.::Holly So Tightly: Whatever...

Dirt Merchant: I knew it all along. But why? Huh? Why?::Holly So Tightly: Why do you think? Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!::Dirt Merchant: You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?::Holly So Tightly: I'm not whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!::Dirt Merchant: What about Ronnie? Huh?::Holly So Tightly: Figure it out, "Encyclopedia Brown"!

[after asking Holly So Tightly casual questions]::XTV Reporter: ...and how does it feel to be called "the biggest star fucker in the business"?::[Holly So Tightly looks at the reporter with a sour face]

[Holly So Tightly suddenly stops her car around the runaway Dirt Merchant]::Holly So Tightly: Come with me if you wanna leave.::Dirt Merchant: Huh?::Holly So Tightly: Don't worry, I know you're innocent!::Dirt Merchant: You do?::Holly So Tightly: Just get in the car!

[after Dirt Merchants' roommates get paid by a reporter and start talking provocatively about him]::Holly So Tightly: Consider yourself lucky...::[pulls Dirt Merchant to bed with her]::Holly So Tightly: ...at least you still have friends!::Holly So Tightly: My last three guys... Eric, Bart, John... dead! Gone!::[puts her arm around him and starts crying]::Holly So Tightly: I mean, do I have bad Karma or what?::Dirt Merchant: Maybe, you know... but ah... well, sometimes... shit just happens.::Holly So Tightly: Ah... you are so understanding.::Dirt Merchant: Thanks.::Holly So Tightly: Kiss me, you tool!::[kisses him]

[after Dirt Merchant joins Holly So Tightly per her request in centering himself via meditation]::Holly So Tightly: Ok, I'm centered. Now do me dirty, Dirt!::[jumps him]::[Holly So Tightly mounts Dirt Merchant aggressively in a pool's corner]::Holly So Tightly: [afterwards] I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.::Dirt Merchant: [breathing to relax] Yeah, no problem, I guess...

[Holly So Tightly walks around the pool topless after she slept with Dirt Merchant]::Dirt Merchant: Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said. "There's no such thing as fake tits".

Angie: God Dirt, what are you doing with your life anyway?

Los violadores (1981)

Actors: Antonio Molino Rojo (actor), Erwin C. Dietrich (producer), Jaime Jesús Balcázar (writer), Andrea Albani (actress), Eric Falk (actor), José Gras (actor), Peter Baumgartner (editor), Melvin Quiñones (writer), Paul Grau (actor), Paul Grau (writer), Paul Grau (director), Hans R. Walthard (actor), Hans R. Walthard (writer), Hans R. Walthard (producer), Ana Roca (actress),

Genres: Action, Thriller,

El Niño (1968)

Actors: Steve Alcarado (actor), Belo Borja (actor), Joaquin Fajardo (actor), Alex Flores (actor), Jose Garcia (actor), Berting Labra (actor), Leon Pajaron (actor), Paquito Salcedo (actor), Robert Talby (actor), Pilar Pilapil (actress), Fernando Poe Jr. (producer), Fernando Poe Jr. (director), Rocco Montalban (actor), Resty Sandel (actor), Andy Poe (actor),

Genres: ,

¡Cuando la tierra tembló! (1942)

Actors: Manuel Arvide (actor), Luis G. Barreiro (actor), Jorge Pérez (composer), Arturo de Córdova (actor), Gerardo del Castillo (actor), Pedro Elviro (actor), María Luisa Zea (actress), Luis Mussot (actor), José Eduardo Pérez (actor), Humberto Rodríguez (actor), Ángel T. Sala (actor), José Torvay (actor), Emilio Tuero (actor), Víctor Urruchúa (actor), Carolina Barret (actress),

Genres: Drama,