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Purgatory Comics (2009)

Actors: Bree Olson (actress), Bob Socci (actor), Sean King (actor), John Kilgour (editor), Atoki Ileka (actor), Ralph Suarez (director), Ralph Suarez (writer), Ralph Suarez (editor), Alexander Sovronsky (actor), Ralph Suarez (actor), Tim Kelly (actor), Alex Adams (actor), Vinny Bove (actor), Jonathan Zungre (actor), April L. Simpson (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: A Comedy in Mint Condition.

Quotes:

Mel Berner: Oh. Okay. I see. Well Mia, it was great to see you again. You found yourself a great looking guy here. I'm sure he's got a lot of those qualities that women look for. Like "goals." Or "ambition." Or "girth." This little reunion has been great Mia but I have to head back to my dungeon of loneliness. Good day!::Andrew: What the hell is this kid blathering about?::Mia: Mel, Andrew is my cousin.::Mel Berner: Well that's just disgusting, and also illegal in this state!::Andrew: We're not dating, you jackass.

Evan Connelly: You're like Superman. But with no dick.::Nicola Rogers: Or... you know... Supergirl. You could've just said Supergirl.

Evan Connelly: Oh big fucking deal. It's Berner. One time I convinced him that his entire life was just a dream I had.

Nicola Rogers: I can't believe you attacked one of the most famous comic writers of all time.::Mel Berner: Maniac bit my arm. Now I'll turn into in an angry old bastard during the next full moon.

Mel Berner: Last night I beat a video game that I've been working on forever.::Mia: That must've been exciting!::Mel Berner: Not really. The ending sucked.::Mia: Oh. Sorry to hear that.::Mel Berner: Video games should be required to have endings that are kickass. I didn't dedicate nine months of button mashing to win a list of Japanese names.

Peter Whales: You know, you're whining like a bitch 'cause you think there's nothing left to work for on your own terms. So you ditch important things to prove you're still in control. Well that's a load of shit. You know what's harder than getting everything you've ever wanted? Keeping it. There's no autopilot for that. So why don't you grow some balls and try to hold on to something for once. Bravery will always be the driving point of your life. You know you've run out of it when suddenly nothing changes anymore.

Peter Whales: Certain events may control certain situations, but they can't control you. Remember that, and the fear will dry up like ink on paper.

Evan Connelly: Well. I should get back to the register before Berner sells an old Fantastic Four for a handful of magic beans.

Nicola Rogers: Hey look, it's the brand spanking new issue of "Zombie Gal." In this issue, she leads a team of soldiers into the Arctic to fight an ancient race of vampires. Look at those soldiers... all bundled up. Why, this guy here must be wearing about nine layers! He's probably suffocating in that thing! But wait! What's Zombie Gal wearing? Why, is that a tank top? And skimpy shorts? In the Arctic!

Mel Berner: Hey Evan, ask me anything about microeconomics.::Evan Connelly: Okay. What does that mean?

Il était une fois dans le trouble (2006)

Actors: Hélène Girard (director), Alexander Bisping (actor), Béatrice Picard (actress), Jean-Robert Bourdage (actor), Patrice Coquereau (actor), Normand Lévesque (actor), Luc Senay (actor), Stéphane Crête (actor), Bianca Gervais (actress), Sophie Cadieux (actress), Laurent Allaire (actor), Mariloup Wolfe (actress), Mélissa Désormeaux-Poulin (actress), Pierre-François Legendre (actor), Steve Banner (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)

Actors: Cari Coughlin (editor), Boaz Davidson (producer), Boaz Davidson (writer), Danny Lerner (writer), Avi Lerner (producer), David Varod (producer), Danny Dimbort (producer), Duncan Fraser (actor), Danny Lerner (producer), Trevor Short (producer), Velizar Binev (actor), Fredric Lehne (actor), Chris Williams (actor), Chris Williams (actor), Harry Anichkin (actor),

Plot: Dead bodies are being found in the New York harbor. The police have no clues nor suspects until Nick and his colleague realize the killer is a giant octopus. Everybody, especially the police captain, refuses to believe Nick's story, and soon the harbor will be filled with boats for the 4th of July celebrations...

Keywords: captain, creature-feature, giant-octopus, monster, octopus, reverse-footage, sea-creature, sea-monster, second-part, sequel
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Out of time...out of breath!

Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)

Actors: Cari Coughlin (editor), Boaz Davidson (producer), Boaz Davidson (writer), Danny Lerner (writer), Avi Lerner (producer), David Varod (producer), Danny Dimbort (producer), Duncan Fraser (actor), Danny Lerner (producer), Trevor Short (producer), Velizar Binev (actor), Fredric Lehne (actor), Chris Williams (actor), Chris Williams (actor), Harry Anichkin (actor),

Plot: Dead bodies are being found in the New York harbor. The police have no clues nor suspects until Nick and his colleague realize the killer is a giant octopus. Everybody, especially the police captain, refuses to believe Nick's story, and soon the harbor will be filled with boats for the 4th of July celebrations...

Keywords: captain, creature-feature, giant-octopus, monster, octopus, reverse-footage, sea-creature, sea-monster, second-part, sequel
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Out of time...out of breath!

Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome (1947)

Actors: Lyle Latell (actor), Ernie Adams (actor), Ralph Byrd (actor), Tom Keene (actor), Eddie Borden (actor), Robert Bray (actor), Lex Barker (actor), Robert Clarke (actor), Phil Arnold (actor), Joseph Crehan (actor), William Gould (actor), Ben Hall (actor), Harry Harvey (actor), Boris Karloff (actor), George Lloyd (actor),

Plot: A gang of criminals, which includes a piano player and an imposing former convict known as 'Gruesome', has found out about a scientist's secret formula for a gas that temporarily paralyzes anyone who breathes it. When Gruesome accidentally inhales some of the gas and passes out, the police think he is dead and take him to the morgue, where he later revives and escapes. This puzzling incident attracts the interest of Dick Tracy, and when the criminals later use the gas to rob a bank, Tracy realizes that he must devote his entire attention to stopping them.

Keywords: 1940s, ambulance, ambulance-driver, b-movie, bank-heist, bank-robber, bank-robbery, bartender, based-on-comic-strip, cafe
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Horror Man Traps Super-Sleuth ! SLEUTH TRACY CLASHES WITH HIS DEADLIEST FOE! (original poster-all caps) KARLOFF PETRIFIES THEM! (original print ad-all caps)

Quotes:

Pat Patton: I tell you, if I didn't know better I'd swear we were doing business with Boris Karloff.

X Ray: What is your friend's name?::"Melody" Fisk: Gruesome.::X Ray: Isn't he.

Pat Patton: I'm sitting here, see, writing out this report on the stiff. All of a sudden, blackout! Something hit me here: a crowbar or a small bulldozer.