Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Actors:
Glenn Plummer (actor),
Don Stark (actor),
Christopher Lloyd (actor),
William Forsythe (actor),
Steve Buscemi (actor),
Bill Erwin (actor),
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (actor),
Marshall Bell (actor),
Don Cheadle (actor),
Bill Cobbs (actor),
Andy Garcia (actor),
Willie Garson (actor),
Bill Nunn (actor),
Jack Warden (actor),
Christopher Walken (actor),
Plot: Jimmy the Saint's business is videotaping the terminally-ill, so that they will be around to give 'Afterlife Advice' to their survivors. He hasn't been doing too well lately and has had to turn to loan-sharks to accomodate his failing business, as well as his expensive personal tastes. When an evil gangster-overlord buys up his note and demands a favor of Jimmy, in exchange for the interest that he can't afford, Jimmy capitulates. Jimmy is to scare someone for the gangster-overlord--really rough them up. Without giving too much away (spoiler), the scene goes down badly and Jimmy and his crew all end up with contracts on their heads for their trouble.
Keywords: beating, biker, black-comedy, blood, blood-splatter, boat, body-in-a-dumpster, bowling-alley, city-name-in-title, coffin
Genres:
Crime,
Drama,
Taglines: Protect. Love. Honor. Avenge. They can die quickly. They can die slowly. But they must die!
Quotes:
Critical Bill: Your reputation FAR exceeds your skills, mammy rammer!
[Critical Bill is using a corpse as a punching bag]::Franchise: Critical Bill, man, what the fuck are you doing?::Critical Bill: Working out, it's not bothering him much.
Easy Wind: Remember when you was a kid and you would spend the whole year waiting for summer vacation and when it finally came it would fly by just like that? It's funny, Jimmy, life has a way of flying by faster than any old summer vacation really fucking does.
Mister Shhh: You have a choice; you can tell me where Earl Denton is, or you can tell it to the worms.
The Man With The Plan: She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Dagney? That's your name? Tremendous name. My name's Jimmy and I have just one single impulsive question. Are you in love?::Dagney: What?::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: At the present time, are you in love?::Dagney: Why?::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Because if you are, then I won't waste your time. I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness. However, if you're not presently in love then I will continue my rhapsody, because if I may say so, Dagney, you are most definitely the bees' knees.::Dagney: Does this rap ever work?::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Alas, in the old days. Now I rarely get a chance to try it. But you haven't answered my question.::Dagney: I forgot it.::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Are you in love?::Dagney: Well there is someone...::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: But?::Dagney: We date... I have memorized his phone number, but I won't use his toothbrush... We're somewhere in between and he's crazy about me.::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.::Dagney: I glide?::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide... Tell me about it. What's his name? Chip?::Dagney: Alex...::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Same thing. Does he make you thump?::Dagney: Define "thump".::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Thump. When you think about him, you can't eat You can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you?::Dagney: That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that.::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me.::Dagney: Aren't we the sultan of segue?::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: It's a beautiful month. Just have dinner with me.::Dagney: Are you going to make me thump?::Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Or die trying.
[repeated line]::Franchise: It is what it is.
[repeated line]::Franchise: Give it a name. [recurring line]
Critical Bill: I am Godzilla! You are Japan!
Easy Wind: Franchise, my brother from another mother!