Vet

The Harry Hill Movie (2013)

Actors: Harry Hill (actor), Robert Jones (producer), Harry Hill (writer), Matt Lucas (actor), Jim Broadbent (actor), Harry Hill (writer), Stuart Matthews (actor), Julie Walters (actress), Chris Cowlin (actor), Lee Nicholas Harris (actor), Julian Barratt (actor), Pablo Bubar (actor), Pat Karam (miscellaneous crew), Glenn Webster (actor), Sheridan Smith (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Born to Ride (2011)

Actors: William Forsythe (actor), Casper Van Dien (actor), Eric Potter (editor), Eric Potter (producer), Theresa Russell (actress), Martin Guigui (actor), Martin Guigui (producer), Branscombe Richmond (actor), Patrick Muldoon (actor), Jack Maxwell (actor), Nila Neukum (miscellaneous crew), James Fargo (director), Dahlia Waingort (producer), Dahlia Waingort (actress), Jamison Jones (actor),

Plot: Mike decides to hit the road on his refurbished classic motorcycle along with best buddy Alex, but their trek takes a surprising turn when they become involved in a plan involving political blackmail, corruption, and dirty money. Carrying evidence that could get them killed at any minute, the boys are chased on the open road but turn their skills to their own advantage.

Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: Anarchy is Their Middle Name.

Trooper (2010)

Actors: Robert Walden (actor), Matt Sigloch (miscellaneous crew), Alex Emanuel (actor), Max Martini (actor), Christopher Martini (producer), Christopher Martini (editor), Christopher Martini (director), Christopher Martini (producer), Christopher Martini (writer), Christopher Martini (actor), Johnny Egan (producer), Gary Swanson (actor), Michael Patrick (miscellaneous crew), Giada Dobrzenska (actress), Giada Dobrzenska (producer),

Plot: Murphy O'Shea, an Iraq Veteran, has a hard time re-adjusting to society upon his return from a long tour. His world crumbles when he discovers his father, Bill, a Vietnam Veteran, is dying. "Trooper" is a story of a father and son, two veterans from two very different Wars, helping each other to get through each day, and heal the wounds of War.

Keywords: afghanistan, combat, gulf-war, iraq, iraq-war, post-traumatic-stress-disorder, ptsd, soldier, veteran, vietnam
Genres: Drama, Romance, War,
Taglines: Two veterans, a father and son, help each other to heal the wounds of War.

Project Solitude (2009)

Actors: Eric Roberts (actor), Craig Knitt (actor), Richard Riehle (actor), Rustam Branaman (director), Rustam Branaman (writer), Rustam Branaman (actor), Susan Moses (actress), Susan Moses (producer), Vanessa Lee Evigan (actress), Matt Vaessen (miscellaneous crew), Matt Vaessen (miscellaneous crew), Evelyn Marquina (miscellaneous crew), Hank Carlson (actor), David Frye (actor), Huyen Thi (actress),

Genres: Thriller,

The Pet (2006)

Actors: Chris Walden (composer), Steven Nielson (editor), Marcy Levitas Hamilton (producer), Strathford Hamilton (producer), Magi Avila (actress), J.J. Gerber (miscellaneous crew), Pierre Dulat (actor), Sommer Nguyen (actress), Sommer Nguyen (actress), Adam Lawson (actor), Yarek Danielak (producer), Carlos Ramon Meza (actor), Lydia McLane (miscellaneous crew), Tania Damha (actress), Lydia McLane (actress),

Plot: The story follows a young woman who, in an emotional and financial crisis, succumbs to the charm of an aristocratic benefactor. Their relationship develops from her desire to be loved and cared for and his desire to overcome the loss of his beloved setter, a loyal and devoted pet. She agrees for a considerable sum of money to become his human pet, to sleep in a cage, never wear clothes, and to be led on a leash for a period of six-months. His desire to showcase his beautiful new pet and to have her market value appraised prompts him to place her on the GSM [Global Slave Market]. His arrogance and wealth together are no match for the power and ruthlessness of 21st century slave traders. This exploration of power, trust and captivity were inspired by the prevalence of more-or-less consensual slave/master related lifestyles as well as the existence of global systemic servitude that allows for cheap labor, sex slaves, organ sales etc. There are 11 companies in the US and the UK that makes human pet cages, human auctions where the purchaser can completes the transaction through "Pay Pal", can be found throughout the Internet and slave marking listings such as branding, piercing, tagging and what insiders refer to as TPE [Total Power Exchange] for consensual slaves number in the thousands on the Internet. The GSM is modeled upon and functions much the same way as the NYSE or NASDAQ but without the pretense of regulation and with humans as commodities.

Keywords: alternative-lifestyle, dominance-submissiveness, economic-disaster, female-nudity, human-branding, human-pet, male-nudity, nude-climbing, nude-training, organ-selling
Genres: Drama, Thriller,

Chestnut: Hero of Central Park (2004)

Actors: Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew), Joel Hurley (miscellaneous crew), Harvey Weinstein (producer), Robert Vince (producer), Robert Vince (director), Ellen Kennedy (actress), Bob Weinstein (producer), Jamie Payton (actor), Ethan Phillips (actor), Barry Bostwick (actor), Louis Ferreira (actor), Dolores Drake (actress), Tony Alcantar (actor), Jamie Payton (miscellaneous crew), Abigail Breslin (actress),

Genres: Family,

Quotes:

Sal: [after finding a puppy] I'm going to call him chestnut because he's little and brown.

Ray: Where he gonna poop?::Ray: [sees their new house has a balcony] Sal, a place to poop.::Sal: [Laura looks at the girls confused] yeah... urrm...

Ray: [measures dog's height] I think we're feeding him too much. [measures dog again] Now I know we're feeding him too much.

Mary: Don't forget to write us.::Ray: But we don't got stamps.

Ray: Do you think we'll ever get adopted, Sal?::Sal: Probably not.

Ray: Chess!

Sal: [whispers] No dogs allowed!

Ray: Sal, we're gonna be a family now!

The Ugly (1997)

Actors: Tom Burstall (miscellaneous crew), Wynter Blathwayt (miscellaneous crew), Tim Barlow (actor), Vance Hartwell (miscellaneous crew), Victoria Kelly (composer), Jennifer Ward-Lealand (actress), Paul Glover (actor), Michelle Fraser (miscellaneous crew), Jon Brazier (actor), Scott Wills (actor), Rebecca Hobbs (actress), Roy Ward (actor), Scott Reynolds (director), Katrina Browne (actress), Darien Takle (actress),

Plot: Simon is a confessed serial killer who spent the last five years in a mental hospital because of his state. Dr.Karen Shoemaker wants to get through to him and starts visiting him in the hospital, and his previous life comes to us in flashbacks.

Keywords: abusive-mother, anger, asylum, bad-guy, bag-over-head, bandage, bar, beaten-to-death, beating, black-blood
Genres: Drama, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: The Ugly - It's not a pretty picture! A subversive incursion into human mind perversions! Murder is in the eye of the beholder.

Quotes:

Simon Cartwright: I was happy for the briefest moment.

Simon Cartwright: Haven't you been listening?::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Refresh my memory.::Simon Cartwright: People pick on me.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: People pick on me. I don't slice them ear to ear.::Simon Cartwright: Maybe you should.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker: How did you pick your victims?::Simon Cartwright: Different ways.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: How did you feel when you killed them?::Simon Cartwright: I felt free.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Why did you kill her?::Simon Cartwright: I've already told you.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: No, you told me how. I asked you why. Why did you kill her?::Simon Cartwright: I killed them because I had to.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Why did you think you had to?::Simon Cartwright: Because I heard voices.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Oh, I know all this Simon, The Ugly would talk.::Simon Cartwright: That's right.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: No!::Simon Cartwright: What do you mean no?::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Serial killers get a sense of control from their killings.::Simon Cartwright: I'm not a serial Killer!::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: You're not crazy either!::Simon Cartwright: I heard voices. That's not uncommon in post trauma cases.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: You said others, do you hear voices?::Simon Cartwright: I heard voices.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: The Ugly's voice?::Simon Cartwright: Yes, I heard voices.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: More than one voice?::Simon Cartwright: What's the difference, I hear voices.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: You mean heard Simon.::Simon Cartwright: What's the fuckin' difference! I hear voices!::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Who Simon?::Simon Cartwright: . . . The Visitors.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Up until Julie's murder, none of your victims were sexually assaulted.::Simon Cartwright: Neither was she.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Was that the first time you'd ever been with a woman?::Simon Cartwright: [pause] Yes.

[after Karen's first sighting of The Ugly]::Dr. Marlowe: Did you see them?::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: What?::Dr. Marlowe: Did you see something?::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: No, you said, "Did you see them?" What have you seen?::Dr. Marlowe: Oh, I've seen a lot of things.

Simon Cartwright: [struggling against the handcuffs] Can we take these off? I haven't hurt anyone in six years.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: It says here you attacked an orderly.::Simon Cartwright: He burnt me with a cigarette.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: He's in a wheelchair now!

Dr. Marlowe: He once told me he thought he was being pursued by Russians. It was during the Olympics. He told us that they wanted to assassinate him. We knew he was suffering from acute paranoia, possibly even schizophrenia. He told us the assassins were on the Olympic team. So we brought a television in at his request to he could identify the killers. We spent two weeks watching him, monitoring his every move, noting every statement. When it was all over, he admitted that he simply wanted to watch the diving. He was lying. He thought it was a hell of a joke.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker: [frustrated] Who are the visitors?::Simon Cartwright: My victims.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Your victims? And do they all come visiting together?::Simon Cartwright: All of them.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Is it like a big picnic?::Simon Cartwright: Don't fucking belittle me.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Then stop trying to bullshit me. You're being visited by a bunch of dead corpses? And you keep killing, so there's more of them to harass you next time.::Simon Cartwright: Just stop.::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: What's inside your head?::Simon Cartwright: Just fuckin' stop!::Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Victims Simon! Girls as young as 17. Men, hitchhikers, young boys. People want to know. If you go to trial you're going to have to face a lot more difficult questions than the ones I'm asking. In a courtroom you can't hide behind being crazy. After all, you're fit to stand trial aren't you? That's what you want. And they're gonna want to know why. Are you the sick bastard they think you are? You did it because you liked killing. That's what you told me, isn't it? But the families of the people you killed aren't going to accept that, and neither am I. Come on Simon! Tell me why! We have been here two days Simon and you have not said why! Talk to me! I want to know, Simon. Why did you kill them?

Simon Cartwright: Is that offer still open? To try on you what I tried on that bitch?

Grossesse nerveuse (1993)

Actors: Jean Rougerie (actor), Sabine Haudepin (actress), Patrick Bonnel (actor), Patrick Braoudé (actor), Jean Cherlian (actor), Ariane Ascaride (actress), Catherine Samie (actress), Didier Haudepin (producer), Olivier Broche (actor), Tom Novembre (actor), Luc Palun (actor), Jacques Audiard (actor), Anne Kreis (actress), Monique Dartonne (editor), Dimitri Rougeul (actor),

Plot: Martin hates dogs. He is nevertheless an advertising executive at Floppy, a dog food company. The pitch he makes for a new advertising campaign scandalizes the management because the central figure is missing: there is no dog. But that is nothing compared to what he learns next: Sally, a young English au pair girl with whom he had a fling, is pregnant to him. Furthermore, she has decided to raise the child on her own. Martin is torn between his guilt and his feelings towards her and so decides to try and win her over once again. Pitfalls await him, notably with his own mother, a pro third world activist who recommends an immediate abortion in the name of limiting the misery in the world, and his ex-wife, who will never forgive him for not having wanted a child when they were in love. By the end of a hectic pregnancy, Martin will finally get to the age of reason, at 35 years of age.

Keywords: pregnancy
Genres: Comedy,

Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)

Actors: Paul Sorvino (actor), Abe Vigoda (actor), Fred Karlin (composer), Lorne Greene (actor), James Bacon (actor), Louis Guss (actor), Sydney Gilner (miscellaneous crew), Catherine Battistone (actress), William Marshall (actor), Dominic Barto (actor), Ina Balin (actress), Janet Wood (actress), Sally Kemp (actress), Suzanne Savoy (actress), Louis Quinn (actor),

Plot: A bank executive is not having a good day. After giving birth to their eighth child, his wife insists that he have a vasectomy, something he doesn't even want to think about. On top of that, he discovers that other family members are stealing money from his bank.

Keywords: deception, independent-film
Genres: Comedy,

Steptoe and Son Ride Again (1973)

Actors: Nat Cohen (miscellaneous crew), Bernard Gribble (editor), Ray Galton (writer), Geoffrey Bayldon (actor), Frank Thornton (actor), Alan Simpson (writer), Diana Dors (actress), Harry H. Corbett (actor), Wilfrid Brambell (actor), Milo O'Shea (actor), Wilfrid Brambell (actor), Sam Kydd (actor), Harry H. Corbett (actor), Beryl Vertue (producer), Neil McCarthy (actor),

Plot: Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are junk dealers, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live amicably together at the junk yard. Always on the lookout for ways to improve his lot, Harold invests his father's life savings in a greyhound who is almost blind and can't see the hare. When the dog loses a race and Harold has to pay off the debt, he comes up with another bright idea. Collect his father's life insurance. To do this his father must pretend to be dead.

Keywords: based-on-tv-series, cigarette-smoking, cistern, debt, drunken-doctor, fake-funeral, false-teeth, father-son-relationship, funeral, funeral-wake
Genres: Comedy,