Louis Armstrong was quite wrong: a kiss is never just a kiss. When shared between parent and child, as Victoria Beckham has found out, it's a pout-rage.
Her rejection came in the form of four simple words scribbled on the picture, and delivered back to the boy: A bold, cold, unapologetic "I don't like you."
In an "unedited brain dump" of "rational and not-so-rational" thoughts, Claire Warner, 41, is raising awareness of a little-known warning sign of breast cancer: a barely noticeable dimple.