Alley, Kirstie Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Syrup

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Baby Sellers

  2013, role: actress , character name: Carla Huxley
• Play in Full Screen The Manzanis

  2012, role: actress , character name: Angela
• Play in Full Screen The Minister of Divine

  2007, role: actress , character name: Sydney Hudson
• Play in Full Screen Write & Wrong

  2007, role: actress , character name: Byrdie Langdon
• Play in Full Screen The 5th Annual TV Land Awards

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Golden Age of Knowledge for Eternity

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Audience Member
• Play in Full Screen Write & Wrong

  2007, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Fat Actress

  2005, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen While I Was Gone

  2004, role: actress , character name: Jo Beckett
• Play in Full Screen Untitled Dan Staley/Rob Long Project

  2004, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Back by Midnight

  2004, role: actress , character name: Gloria Beaumont
• Play in Full Screen The 56th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Christmas in Tinseltown

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Family Sins

  2004, role: actress , character name: Brenda Geck
• Play in Full Screen Profoundly Normal

  2003, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Great Women of Television Comedy

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Award Show Awards Show

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Profoundly Normal

  2003, role: actress , character name: Donna Lee Shelby Thornton
• Play in Full Screen Salem Witch Trials

  2002, role: actress , character name: Ann Putnam
• Play in Full Screen Blonde

  2001, role: actress , character name: Elsie
• Play in Full Screen The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Mao Game

  1999, role: actress , character name: Diane Highland
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler

  1999, role: actress , character name: Newlywed
• Play in Full Screen Drop Dead Gorgeous

  1999, role: actress , character name: Gladys Leeman
• Play in Full Screen The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards

  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a TV-Series - Comedy
• Play in Full Screen The 24th Annual People's Choice Awards

  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself - Accepting Award for Favorite New Television Comedy Series and Winner: Favorite Female Performer in a New Television Series
• Play in Full Screen The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
• Play in Full Screen The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live

  1998, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Killpatrick
• Play in Full Screen The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards

  1998, role: actress , character name: Musical
• Play in Full Screen Nevada

  1997, role: actress , character name: McGill
• Play in Full Screen Deconstructing Harry

  1997, role: actress , character name: Joan
• Play in Full Screen The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Nevada

  1997, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen The Last Don

  1997, role: actress , character name: Rose Marie Clericuzio
• Play in Full Screen Toothless

  1997, role: actress , character name: Dr. Katherine Lewis
• Play in Full Screen For Richer or Poorer

  1997, role: actress , character name: Caroline Sexton
• Play in Full Screen Suddenly

  1996, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Suddenly

  1996, role: actress , character name: Marty Doyle
• Play in Full Screen Sticks & Stones

  1996, role: actress , character name: Joey's Mom
• Play in Full Screen Radiant City

  1996, role: actress , character name: Gloria Goodman
• Play in Full Screen The 10th Annual American Comedy Awards

  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Orientation: A Scientology Information Film

  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself - Actress
• Play in Full Screen It Takes Two

  1995, role: actress , character name: Diane Barrows
• Play in Full Screen Village of the Damned

  1995, role: actress , character name: Dr. Susan Verner
• Play in Full Screen Peter and the Wolf

  1995, role: actress , character name: Cat
• Play in Full Screen 50 Years of Funny Females

  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Peter and the Wolf

  1995, role: actress , character name: Duck
• Play in Full Screen Peter and the Wolf

  1995, role: actress , character name: Bird
• Play in Full Screen Peter and the Wolf

  1995, role: actress , character name: Annie

Famous quotes by Kirstie Alley:

"I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!"

"You are not in business to be popular."

"I've learned that you'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun."

"I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 -- bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that."

"I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest."

"It's like giving birth to a kindergartener,"

"I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'"

"People change, not necessarily in negative ways. Sometimes goals and intentions in life aren't aligned. It's just choices we make in life. Otherwise, why aren't we with the person we were with in seventh grade?"

"Smile don't frown"

"I don't think that [children are] any more resilient than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies."

"Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives."

"I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed."

"When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up-it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are."

"There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you."

"There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are."

"I don't smoke pot. I never liked it."

"I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up."

"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."

"I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part."

"No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness."