Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
Actors:
Garry Goodrow (actor),
Steve Forrest (actor),
Griffin Dunne (actor),
Andrew Dice Clay (actor),
Bernie Casey (actor),
Ronny Cox (actor),
Bryan Cranston (actor),
Forrest J Ackerman (actor),
Paul Bartel (actor),
Corey Burton (actor),
Steve Allen (actor),
Ralph Bellamy (actor),
Ed Begley Jr. (actor),
William Bryant (actor),
David Alan Grier (actor),
Plot: A series of short sketches, most of which parody late-night television and the low-budget movies one often finds there. Other skits include a man being attacked by his apartment, a funeral hosted by classic comedians, and a teen-age boy's big night turning into a nightmare.
Keywords: 1950s, 1980s, anthology, buxom, car-falling-off-a-cliff, eiffel-tower-paris, fake-commercial, female-full-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, female-stockinged-legs
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Shameless! Don't Miss It... Universal, the studio that brought you such classic motion pictures as "All Quiet on the Western Front," "E.T.," and "Out of Africa," is proud to present..."Amazon Women on the Moon."
Quotes:
Harry Landers: That's not a baby, that's a Mr. Potato Head!
Selma: Murray, what are you doing on the weather?
Steve Allen: Henny, you were never funnier - and it's a shame.
Butch: I never thought I'd be miserable surrounded by beautiful dames.::Capt. Nelson: Cut the gags, Butch, we're in enough trouble...
Sy Swerdlow: Hi, I'm Sy Swerdlow... and I invented the patented process known as hair looming... If you suffer from premature hair loss... let our team of technicians visit you in the privacy of your own home, so there will be no embarrassment... You'll choose from our selection of over two hundred colors and styles... then your head will be carpeted... with 100 percent pure acrylic fiber... completely natural-looking.
B.B. King: Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?
Son of the Invisible Man: Being invisible is the best.
Henny Youngman: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.
Slappy White: But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about "ugly" and "cheap"? Harvey wrote his will on his cock, and his lawyer said it would not stand up in court.
Bernice Pitnik: I'm glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee, or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I'm not so sure we're burying the right guy.
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Actors:
Thomas Newman (composer),
James Cromwell (actor),
Ted McGinley (actor),
Casper Van Dien (actor),
Ted Field (producer),
Marianne Muellerleile (actress),
Anthony Edwards (actor),
Robert Carradine (actor),
John Goodman (actor),
Bernie Casey (actor),
Curtis Armstrong (actor),
Timothy Busfield (actor),
Larry B. Scott (actor),
Jeff Kanew (director),
F. William Parker (actor),
Plot: When lovable nerds Gilbert and Lewis embark on their freshman year at Adams College, little do they realize the perils that await them. They're beset with taunting by the jocks of Alpha Beta fraternity, which only worsens when the jocks accidentally burn down their house and are forced toss the freshmen out of the freshmen dorm. To make matters more problematic, Lewis develops a crush on pretty Betty Childs, popular sorority sister and quarterback's girlfriend. Joined by the aptly named Booger and the violin-playing Pointdexter, the nerds soon realize they must form their own fraternity in self-defense. Soon the tables are turned as the nerds employ high-tech warfare against the jocks.... but can they really win and make a difference?
Keywords: 1980s, american-football, arm-wrestling, bare-breasts, basketball, beer, beer-drinking, blue-panties, boy-with-glasses, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: It's time for the odd to get even Their time has come! It's time for the odd to get even! They've been laughed at, picked on and put down. But now it's time for the odd to get even! Their time has come! The time has come for REVENGE OF THE NERDS Let the battle begin!
Quotes:
[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently]::Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?::Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.::Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Booger: This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.::[Lewis takes off his mask]::Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that NERD!::Lewis: Yeah.::Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful. [gasps in ecstacy] Are all nerds as good as you?::Lewis: Yes.::Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: How come?::Lewis: 'Cause all Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?::Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.
Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd?::Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
[Booger is teaching Takashi poker]::Takashi: I think I've got a frush.::Booger: What the fuck's a frush?::Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A *frush*.::Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.::Takashi: Oh, thank you.
Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.::Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.::Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
Booger: I say we blow the fuckers up.
Lamar Latrell, Tri-Lam: Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So Wormser come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before. Break!