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Love and Honor (2013)

Actors: Glenn Garland (editor), Susan T. Parsons (miscellaneous crew), Alex Heffes (composer), Danny Mooney (director), Morris Lee Sullivan (actor), Gordon Michaels (actor), Ricky Wayne (actor), Karyn Wagner (costume designer), Amber Fritz (miscellaneous crew), Bob Weber (miscellaneous crew), Ideene Dehdashti (miscellaneous crew), Patrick Potochick (actor), Lauren Mae Shafer (actress), Apollo Bacala (actor), Nicholas Ritz (actor),

Genres: Drama, Romance, War,

Sol Goode (2003)

Actors: Tori Spelling (actress), Octavia Spencer (actress), Cheri Oteri (actress), Carmen Electra (actress), Johnathon Schaech (actor), Robert Wagner (actor), Max Perlich (actor), Jason Bateman (actor), Michael Hitchcock (actor), Christina Applegate (actress), Jamie Kennedy (actor), Jared Leto (actor), Balthazar Getty (actor), Jared Leto (producer), Alistair Abell (producer),

Plot: Sol Goode, a charismatic L.A. twenty-something, has always relied on charm, good looks, and fast talk to glide through life. But his luck may have run out; faced with eviction from his hipster apartment, totaling his car, and the threat of having to find a real job, Sol realizes that maybe the life he's been leading is no longer making him happy. Through this self-examination, he finds that being a womanizing hustler is an unfulfilling life and he will truly be happy with his best friend Chloe, who, unfortunately, knows him all too well. The result is a wickedly funny, heart-felt story as Sol tries to win her over.

Keywords: actor, adoption, african-american, american-football, anal-sex, audition, band, bar, bare-breasts, baseball
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Whether you're crude, lewd or just a slacker dude, it's...

Quotes:

Sage: [lies in bed, cuddling Cooper, then wakes up, and clears his throat] Thanks for letting me crash here...::Cooper: It's cool... Hey, don't tell anybody, okay?::Sage: [confused] Don't tell anybody what?::Cooper: ...Nothing... [at this, Sage smells his own fingers]

Chloe: Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded?

Unemployment Clerk: Sol Goode?::Sol Goode: Get to know me.::Unemployment Clerk: You come up with that all by yourself?

Unemployment Clerk: I'm afraid its not all good, Sol Goode.

Murphy: You fucked my sister, Nicole the Hole.

Overly Dramatic Actor: [rehearsing lines] Let's change the subect. LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Sol Goode: P.O.D. Post Orgasmic Disgust. Hit happens to the best of us.

Justin Sax: [complaining about Sol drinking from the milk carton] Why don't you cut out the middle man and spit in my mouth?

Cooper: I got such a bangover.

Cooper: I get more ass than a toilet seat at the Lilith Fair.

Falling from the Sky: Flight 174 (1995)

Actors: Callum Keith Rennie (actor), Winston Rekert (actor), John Novak (actor), William Devane (actor), Roman Podhora (actor), Kevin McNulty (actor), Philip Maurice Hayes (actor), Tom Butler (actor), Alf Humphreys (actor), Scott Hylands (actor), Philip Granger (actor), Paul Jarrett (actor), Fulvio Cecere (actor), David Lewis (actor), Nicholas Turturro (actor),

Plot: It's the summer of 1982. Canada World Airways' brand-new Boeing 767 leaves Montreal bound for Edmonton. When the plane reaches its cruise altitude, the impossible happens: the plane runs out of fuel, due to a miscalculation by the ground staff in Montreal. Captain Bob Pearson and First Officer Maurice Quintal face a potentially deadly disaster in this true story, as the 767, with about 60 souls on board, slowly falls from the sky.

Keywords: aviation, based-on-book, based-on-true-story, boeing-767, disaster, forced-landing, glider, metric-system-usage, prayer, running-out-of-gas
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

[after the two pilots crash in the simulator]::Simulator pilot: Is this some kind of joke? There's no way to land that aircraft the way you guys got it programmed!::Simulator co-pilot: Dumb scenario if you ask me! Impossible set of conditions! Who ever dreamed that up?::Inspector: It isn't a dream. It happened.

Maurice Quintal: It's the first time in my life I'd rather be on the ground than in the air.

Pearl Dion: What can go wrong when the airline's top mechanic is sitting in the seat right next to us?

Rick Dion: You don't want the oxygen masks popping out. It might panic the passengers.::Capt. Bob Pearson: "Might panic"? Heh. I'm surprised they're not back there knitting their own parachutes right now.

[small talk between the first officer and a flight attendant]::Maurice Quintal: How's things in the cabin? Busy?::Florence Bisaillon: [chuckles] It's less than half-full! But I prefer when it's so busy. Then, I can't stop. Time goes by faster.::Maurice Quintal: Well, you wouldn't get to enjoy the flight, eh?::Florence Bisaillon: That's fine by me. I hate flying.

[trying to assume the crash landing position, Bob's seat in front of him falls]::Bob Rand: [screaming] What's wrong with this? Why can't you people do anything right? This damn seat's collapsing.::Lynn Brown: It's designed to do that, Sir! It cushions you if you just rest on it, and don't try to mash it.::Bob Rand: What's the matter? We're all going to die anyway.::Lynn Brown: Would you please be quiet? I have a little daughter waiting for me at home, and I have *no* intention of dying!::Bob Rand: Bull! This plane's going to...::Lynn Brown: [raising her voice] Sir, shut your stupid mouth!::[Lynn slams the seat back to its upright position]

Larry Roberts: [over the PA] Uh, would the cabin crew please report to the forward galley?::Phil Lyons: [raising his glass] Here's to accurate dental records.::Bob Rand: [stopping flight attendant Florence on her way to the front] Hey! What the hell is going on?::Florence Bisaillon: Uh, routine, Sir. Just routine for us to meet on long flights, to check the liquor inventory...::Bob Rand: Don't give me that bull. I'm a paying customer. I pay your damn wages. Now, what's going on?::Florence Bisaillon: If you *must* swear, could you keep your voice down? [keeps walking]::Bob Rand: Hey! Hey! Hey!::Phil Lyons: I knew I shouldn't have bothered with my stupid family reunion. I knew it. Thank God I didn't bring Gloria along.::Bob Rand: At least you're on vacation. I've got to go back to work on Monday.::Phil Lyons: What do you do?::Bob Rand: [sighs] I coach at the local High School.::Phil Lyons: Well, I guess I pay your wages, then, don't I?

Time Burst: The Final Alliance (1989)

Actors: Gerald Okamura (actor), Jay Richardson (actor), David Winters (producer), Tricia Ronten (miscellaneous crew), Douglas Harter (miscellaneous crew), Douglas Harter (actor), Billy Frank (actor), Robert Katz (producer), Richard Rabago (actor), Todd Hayen (composer), Peter Yuval (director), Troy Fromin (actor), Peter Yuval (producer), Peter Yuval (writer), Chet Hood (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Horror,

Hello Again (1987)

Actors: Randall Balsmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew), Ruth Morley (costume designer), Sela Ward (actress), Gabriel Byrne (actor), William Goldstein (composer), Shelley Long (actress), Illeana Douglas (actress), Tony Sirico (actor), John Rothman (actor), Austin Pendleton (actor), Corbin Bernsen (actor), Colin Fox (actor), Tim Sullivan (miscellaneous crew), Lynne Thigpen (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: Gone today. Here tomorrow. Her life just hasn't been the same since her death.

Quotes:

Kevin Scanlon: Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?

Zelda: Are you crazy? [points to squished fly] You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli... Jack Benny.

Lucy Chadman: [struggling to get into a dress] Argh! I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!

Kevin Scanlon: That look has real possibilities.

Lucy Chadman: You clean? This is cleaning, right? My son is cleaning? I never thought I'd live to see the day... actually I didn't.

Kim Lacey: Isn't this party absolutely sublime?::Lucy Chadman: Beats a cesspool backup.

Kim Lacey: Slim pickings this afternoon. They're married, or they dribble, or they're *otherwise engaged*.::Lucy Chadman: To each other?::Kim Lacey: Right!

Lucy Chadman: Will you lighten up? You didn't marry Hastings for his money!::Kim Lacey: Of course I did! What else do you get married for? Love? Love lasts six, eight months tops. Money is forever.

Zelda: You should never help a human being who makes his living suctioning thigh fat.

Lucy Chadman: He's a brilliant Doctor, and so creative!::Zelda: A tushy lift is creative?::Lucy Chadman: So, it's a not a sonnet.

The Tower (1985)

Actors: Jim Makichuk (writer), Jim Makichuk (editor), Jim Makichuk (director), Lionel Shenken (producer), Kenner Ames (actor), Trevor Bain (actor), Ray Paisley (actor), James Musselman (producer), Kirk Jones (editor), Geoff Smither (miscellaneous crew), George T. Cunningham (actor), Charlene Richards (actress), Jennifer Cornish (actress), Dorothy Clifton (actress), Fred Brigham (actor),

Plot: 'Lola' is the entirely self-sufficient, computerized security system for the Sandawn corporation. When Lola is left in charge of the building for one night, she decides the late-working employees and their acquaintances would make an excellent source of energy for her systems to function on. Seeking out the 'heat sources', the remaining people trapped in the building must find a way to shut down Lola before the morning.

Keywords: artificial-intelligence, cctv, co-worker, computer-control, computer-screen, corporation, electricity, employee, evil-computer, human-versus-computer
Genres: Sci-Fi,

La ligne d'ombre (1973)

Actors: Margo Lion (actress), Georges Franju (director), Roger Blin (actor), Georges Franju (writer), Kurt Großkurth (actor), Raymond Jourdan (actor), Joseph Conrad (writer), Gilbert Natot (editor), Tino Carraro (actor), Jacques Bernard (actor), Jacqueline Parent (actress), Jean Babilée (actor), Luis Masson (actor), Louis Guilloux (writer),

Genres: ,

Stepchild (1947)

Actors: Griff Barnett (actor), Selmer Jackson (actor), James Millican (actor), Donald Woods (actor), Ruth Robinson (actress), Karen DeWolf (writer), Alfred DeGaetano (editor), W. Donn Hayes (editor), Tommy Ivo (actor), Daisy (actress), James Flood (director), Stewart Stern (miscellaneous crew), Brenda Joyce (actress), Gregory Marshall (actor), Vivian Austin (actress),

Plot: Although Dale and Ken Bullock should be a happily married couple, their marriage is on the verge of a break-up, because Dale refuses to give up her well-paying job in order to devote more time to Ken and their two children Jimmy, age 9, and Tommy, age 6. They sue for divorce and the Judge rules that the children be placed in the custody of their father. Dale realizes what she has lost but she is too proud to say anything to Ken, whom she still loves. Ken, shopping for the perfect stay-at-home wife to take care of his children, falls for the charms of his secretary, Millie Lynch. Not quite.

Keywords: attorney, b-movie, brother, career, child-custody, child-welfare-worker, children, cigarette-smoking, court-order, cruelty
Genres: Drama, Romance,
Taglines: One Woman, HIS WIFE... The Other, THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN!

What Fools Men (1925)

Actors: Eve Unsell (writer), Ethel Grey Terry (actress), George Archainbaud (director), Lewis Stone (actor), David Torrence (actor), Tom Wilson (actor), Barbara Bedford (actress), Joyce Compton (actress), Shirley Mason (actress), John Patrick (actor), Lewis Dayton (actor), Hugh Allan (actor), Henry Kitchell Webster (writer), Bert Moore (editor),

Plot: Joseph Greer is a wealthy businessman in New York City with all the trappings including a prim-and-proper secretary, Jenny McFarlan, who takes dictation during working hours and, at night, minus her eyeglasses, serves as his nightclub companion and mistress. Then his daughter,Beatrice, whom he has never seen, shows up and moves in with him. Beatrice is a grown-up flapper who loves jazz, pool parties, flaunting prohibition and carrying-on in general. Most of her carrying-on is with the family chauffeur and her father does not approve, says so, and fires the chauffeur. His parental-guidance technique backfires as Beatrice ups and elopes with the chauffeur. Later, the father has some problems with his business associates and loses his business and most of his fixtures and disappears. But Beatrice locates him and there is a happy reunion between father and daughter, especially since daughter has brought along Jenny to cheer him up.

Keywords: 1920s, alcohol, bankruptcy, based-on-novel, bathing-suit, booze, business-rivalry, businessman, car-accident, chauffeur
Genres: Drama, Romance,

The Stained Pearl (1916)

Actors: Fred Huntley (director), Charles Dudley (actor), H.M. Horkheimer (producer), E.D. Horkheimer (producer), Henry King (actor), Richard Johnson (actor), Frank Erlanger (actor), Don Bailey (actor), Harry Southard (actor), Katherine Burke (actress), George Theilan (actor),

Genres: Short,