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@zachbraff

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Joined September 2009
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  1. 10 hours ago

    I love Cox. Happy Birthday

    2,115 retweets 7,171 likes
  2. 14 hours ago

    Instagram stories hit me like:

    28 retweets 365 likes
  3. Aug 3

    9,390 retweets 32,167 likes
  4. Aug 2

    When my wife says we "may" have sex tonight.

    249 retweets 1,648 likes
  5. Aug 2

    When you're Instagram and you just steal Snapchats whole platform

    1,089 retweets 2,854 likes
  6. Aug 2

    Snapchat, you didn't have a patent on stories?

    603 retweets 1,779 likes
  7. Aug 2

    When the party on the jet is lit

    441 retweets 1,473 likes
  8. Aug 2

    When you listen to your own mix tape and think "This is 🔥🔥🔥🔥"

    284 retweets 1,243 likes
  9. Aug 2

    And I'm really looking forward to spending time with the Hollywood Foreign Press before Donald Trump has them all deported.

    4,379 retweets 17,955 likes
  10. Aug 1

    When teenagers explain snapchat to me I zone out and think about whether to be cremated or buried.

    1,375 retweets 4,920 likes
  11. Aug 1

    Facebook = Trump is the apocalypse and here are some pictures of my kids.

    523 retweets 1,827 likes
  12. Aug 1

    613 retweets 2,063 likes
  13. Jul 31

    When your friends tell you to stop texting them

    524 retweets 2,332 likes
  14. Jul 31

    Maybe Trump is just Joaquin Phoenix doing another performance piece.

    1,988 retweets 4,241 likes
  15. Jul 31 Manhattan, NY

    Wally Pfister, one of the greatest living cinematographers, showing me his Bitmoji. @ Bowery Hotel

    11 retweets 156 likes
  16. Jul 30

    Please watch this video clip. Thx.

    Donald Trump’s first response to Army Gold Star father Khizr Khan. Trump tells me “I've made a lot of sacrifices"
    111 retweets 299 likes
  17. Jul 30

    92 retweets 1,841 likes
  18. Jul 30

    Happy Birthday to my lil muse, . I love this little person.

    15 retweets 277 likes
  19. Jul 30

    Guys! We ended up together!!! *kidding.

    2,449 retweets 11,264 likes
  20. Jul 29

    Hollywood

    981 retweets 2,568 likes

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