Greedy (film)

The Smurfs (2011)

Actors: Jonathan Winters (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Frank Welker (actor), John Kassir (actor), George Lopez (actor), Neil Patrick Harris (actor), Michael Musto (actor), Kenan Thompson (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Jeff Foxworthy (actor), Alan Cumming (actor), Joan Rivers (actress), Katy Perry (actress),

Plot: When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

Keywords: based-on-cartoon, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, based-on-tv-series, basset-hound, blu-ray, blu-ray-disc, blue, blue-man, blue-moon
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Smurf happens Where the smurf are we? Adventure doesn't get any bigger. Who's your papa? (Papa Smurf poster) Wise Guy (Brainy Smurf poster) Oops, there he is (Clumsy Smurf poster) Grouch potato (Grouchy Smurf poster) Smurfalicious (Smurfette poster) No guts, no glory (Gutsy Smurf poster) Get SUBAR (Smurfed Up Beyond All Recognition)!

Quotes:

[seeing New York City for the first time]::Smurfette: Oh... my... Smurf.

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?::Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Papa: I'm 546, I'm getting too old for this...

Grouchy: [about to leave New York] I hated it... so much less than I expected.::Patrick Winslow: Bye, Grouchy.::Grouchy: Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!

Smurfette: [to Grace] I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.

Papa: Well, Master Winslow, thank you. You saved my whole family.::Patrick Winslow: Actually, I think it was the other way around.::Papa: Well, I should get going. I've got a Smurf village to rebuild. Your village has given me some ideas...::[Patrick and Papa Smurf hug]::Patrick Winslow: Goodbye, Papa.::Papa: Goodbye... papa.

Gargamel: Smurfs... Smurfs... I wish I could be rid of you, and out of here...::[notices the fourth wall]::Gargamel: What are you looking at?

Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF! [all the Smurfs are shocked]::Gutsy: There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!

Jokey: What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Getting High in the Barrio (2010)

Actors: Carl Washington (actor), Noel Gugliemi (actor), Elart Coello (producer), Arturo Gil (actor), Juan Frausto (director), John Bryant (actor), Greg Anton (producer), Elena Diaz (actress), Maurice Webster (actor), Emiliano Torres (actor), Deadlee (actor), Danny Martinez (actor), Tryfon Reglis (actor), Alberto Alvarado (actor), Dazza Del Rio (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Getting High in the Barrio (2009)

Actors: Elart Coello (producer), Carl Washington (actor), Noel Gugliemi (actor), Manuel Hinostroza (producer), Arturo Gil (actor), Shelly Martinez (actress), Juan Frausto (editor), Juan Frausto (director), John Bryant (actor), Greg Anton (producer), Tabitha Taylor (actress), Elena Diaz (actress), Maurice Webster (actor), Rene Arreola (actor), Emiliano Torres (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Right, So What Are You Thinking? (2008)

Actors: McLoRdmAgRao (composer), McLoRdmAgRao (director), McLoRdmAgRao (writer), McLoRdmAgRao (producer), Fyfe Dangerfield (actor), Fyfe Dangerfield (actor), Greig Stewart (composer), Greig Stewart (actor), Greig Stewart (actor), Greig Stewart (actor), Ole Johan Roska (editor), Arista Hawkes (actress), Jonas Raabe (actor), Jonas Raabe (actor), Arista Hawkes (actress),

Genres: Short,

Cheats (2002)

Actors: Emily Glatter (miscellaneous crew), Ken Hovgaard (miscellaneous crew), Cassandra Barbour (miscellaneous crew), J.C. Spink (producer), Mark Mothersbaugh (composer), Chris Bender (producer), Martin Starr (actor), Mary Tyler Moore (actress), Griffin Dunne (actor), Tseng Chang (actor), Jay Brazeau (actor), David Krumholtz (actor), Babs Chula (actress), Paul Prokop (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Matthews (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: While other kids buy into countless hours of studying just so they can get a mark in some teacher's report book, Handsome Davis sees it as nothing more than a system of control over your mind. That's why Handsome and his three best friends Sammy, Victor and the cribsheet genius Applebee have banded together and found ways to cheat on their tests all through their school years. Everything had been going along smoothly until the gang entered their final year of high school and the stakes were upped by the school's principal, Mrs. Stark. If they get caught cheating again Stark will make a note in their permanent records and possibly kill their chances of getting into college. But can Handsome convince his pals to pull off one last, great cheat with him and outsmarting Stark and the system, even if it means possibly destroying their friendships?

Keywords: academic-fraud, beethoven, best-friend, blue-bra, blue-panties, burning-gradebook, changing-room, cheating, cheating-on-a-test, chinese-american
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Where there's a will there's an "A" Teachers, Prepare To Be Schooled! Why study? Rule #1: Every cheating outfit needs a guy who can write crazy small. Rule #2: Technology can be your friend Rule #4: The permanent record is a MYTH perpetrated to keep the student in fear.

Quotes:

Victor: Hey, I kick all ass.

Victor: He was ambushed by his own fake brother!

Victor: Dude, we just pissed on her life!

Victor: I hate her, I hate the grade book, and I hate her fake little kids.

Horny: Everything is bullshit.::Greedy: It is what it is.

Handsome: It wasn't just me who won that award, it was for Sammy for winning that spelling bee, and it was for Applebee for writing crazy small, and it was for Victor, for knowing how to deal with adopted kids. You see cheating is what made the four of us famous, the most famous cheaters in north point history.::Horny: Everything is bullshit.::Greedy: It is what it is.

Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master: We're going to get 69'd...::[pause]::Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master: with a star

Victor: It's like I always say: you can't trust a fake brother.

Victor: I stand before you knee-deep in the bullshit.

Victor: That's one horny little bastard.