Little Fish, Strange Pond (2009)

Actors: Zach Galifianakis (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Gregory Dark (director), Gregory Dark (producer), Matthew Modine (producer), Matthew Modine (actor), Don McManus (actor), Adam Baldwin (actor), Lee Weaver (actor), Jody Jaress (actress), Maree Cheatham (actress), James R. Rosenthal (producer), Donna Pieroni (actress), David Moritz (editor), Khanya Mkhize (actress),

Plot: Mr. Jack and Sweet Stephen cruise aimlessly through the streets of LA speculating about life, death, divine will and the force of power that predetermines their existence. Mr. Jack attempts to illustrate to his sidekick the delicate and natural forces of the universe. Sweet Stephen's superficial charm and bloodsucking lifestyle sends him and Mr. Jack on a voyage that is relentless, engaging, and darkly hilarious.

Keywords: adult-video-store, black-comedy, cop, dark, dream-sequence, fate, guilt, los-angeles-california, male-friendship, metaphysical
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama,

Quotes:

Mr. Jack: You know what? Today was a great day.::Sweet Stephan: It was a day.::Mr. Jack: The perfect mix of intrigue, danger, tragedy, love, sex, violence and plain old American fun.::Sweet Stephan: You're not from England, you know.

Dennis Rivers: Sweet Stephen, are you evil?::Sweet Stephan: Isn't everybody?

Dennis Rivers: Look, he's a trigger happy cop and you're nothing but a pseudo-intellectual psychopath whose realities mean nothing to anyone but yourself and your dead sidekick.::Mr. Jack: Just because a man is fucking crazy doesn't make his opinion less fucking valid.

Mr. Jack: [last lines]::Sweet Stephan: Hey, you're not from England you know.::Mr. Jack: No, I'm not.

Norma: Gee, if you're not Stephanie Sinclair, and I'm not Stephanie Sinclair, and this is Stephanie Sinclair's apartment, then what the fuck are we all doing here?

Sweet Stephan: So, he-hey, do you know why Philly robbed the porno store or not?::Mr. Jack: The answer is yes. And if you gave it some thought, you'd know too.::Sweet Stephan: I don't like thinking, you just tell me.::Mr. Jack: The answer is elementary my dear Stephen. Evil, begets evil.::Sweet Stephan: And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?::Mr. Jack: It means, that there is a logical, and natural force in the world. It preserves things spherically. Everything that goes around comes around. What goes up, must come down. You with me?::Sweet Stephan: I'm with you so far.::Mr. Jack: Good work and hard effort will undoubtedly reap reward. Do something good, something good will come from it. Right?::Sweet Stephan: Right.::Mr. Jack: Well, the opposite is true. Do something wicked, something wicked, this way comes.::Sweet Stephan: Equate this to the fucking porno store.::Mr. Jack: Well, contrary to popular belief, the selling of sex in any form is wrong. I'm not saying I agree with it, but check your bible, they're not going for it.::Sweet Stephan: Is-masturbation evil?::Mr. Jack: According to my mother yes. Thank god she's dead.::Sweet Stephan: So the very existence of the porno store-was conceived in evil.::Mr. Jack: Wickedness, yes.::Sweet Stephan: And Bucky had something coming to him because he satisfied my desire to see other people fucking.::Mr. Jack: Voyeurism, correct. Gentlemen! [to passerby]::Sweet Stephan: So, Philly was sent in to even things out an eye for an eye-why would he get his head blown off by Tommy the cop?::Mr. Jack: There are various levels, of evil. Selling porno in a crappy Los Angeles hellhole is not as evil as robbing that same place and shooting an innocent clerk. There's an unbalance there and the-forces of nature don't allow for that kind of thing.::Sweet Stephan: So... Because the evil committed by Philly far outweighed the evil committed by Bucky, an arbitrator had to be brought in.::Mr. Jack: An interloper.::Sweet Stephan: Tommy the cop.::Mr. Jack: Precisely.::Sweet Stephan: And evil begets evil.::Mr. Jack: By George, I think you've got it.::Sweet Stephan: What makes you so sure he wouldn't-turn our lights out?::Mr. Jack: You said it yourself in the porno store. Wasn't in his nature. Really Stephen. You don't give yourself enough credit.::Sweet Stephan: I could've been wrong. You know? If that cop had come in two seconds later-.::Mr. Jack: It was fate then.::Sweet Stephan: Fate's what people believe in when it's the last choice they've got.::Mr. Jack: Oh my, I disagree. I think fate had everything to do with it. It was fate that we were in the store to begin with. It was fate that there was a clerk behind the counter, and it was his fate to die today. I believe in fate as much as I believe in love.::Sweet Stephan: I know you do. But that doesn't make a difference. You didn't know.::Mr. Jack: Well I'll tell you this I go by two things, intuition, and assumption. Intuition tells me what to think and how to act. And assumption rules out the rest.::Sweet Stephan: And you'd risk your life based on that line of shit?::Mr. Jack: If we stop assuming, we'll lose something important. An assumption, is a leap of faith to believe that, something that we really want to believe is actually true. If we stop making assumptions, we might just lose our faith.::Sweet Stephan: I was scared.::Mr. Jack: And that's okay.::Sweet Stephan: Uh, what if uh-my intuition tells me-that we're both gonna die-soon?::Mr. Jack: Sweet Stephen, everything dies. The world is a circle, and everything dies.

Bucky: Don't fuck around.

Bucky: Okay, what do you want, and let's speak candidly here cause I have this credo, that I live by...::Philly: Don't fuck around, friend!::Bucky: Oh, give this man a cigar that's my motto! You want some dough the bakery's open.

Lock-Load-Love (2009)

Actors: Richard Brundage (actor), David LaRosa (producer), David LaRosa (writer), David LaRosa (director), David LaRosa (actor), Jeanine Bartel (actress), Nick DeMatteo (actor), Nick DeMatteo (composer), Kate A. McGrath (actress), Janine Laino (actress), Victoria Vance (actress), Kim Weiler (actress), Mel House (actress), Daniel Cousins (actor), Daniel Cousins (composer),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Are You Ready for Your Next Date?

Under (2008)

Actors: William MacDonald (actor), John Tench (actor), Charles S. Dutton (director), L. Harvey Gold (actor), Ken Hovgaard (miscellaneous crew), Barbara Biddle (miscellaneous crew), Henry Thomas (actor), Les Ford (miscellaneous crew), Dan Kuzmenko (miscellaneous crew), Channon Roe (actor), Karen L. Matthews (costume designer), Daniel Boileau (actor), David Costello (miscellaneous crew), Matt Ward (actor), Rachel Shelley (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Guy X (2005)

Actors: Friðrik Þór Friðriksson (producer), Jason Biggs (actor), Joan Washington (miscellaneous crew), Pauline Burt (miscellaneous crew), Michael Cowan (producer), Julie Adams (miscellaneous crew), Mike Downey (producer), Jason Piette (producer), Michael Ironside (actor), Benz Antoine (actor), Harry Standjofski (actor), Sean Tucker (actor), Hilmar Örn Hilmarsson (composer), Alex Marshall (producer), Tim Van Rellim (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, War,
Taglines: There's Been a F**k Up He was somebody, until the Army turned him into a nobody.

Biker Boyz (2003)

Actors: Meagan Good (actress), Salli Richardson-Whitfield (actress), Orlando Jones (actor), Vanessa Bell Calloway (actress), Dante Basco (actor), Eriq La Salle (actor), Titus Welliver (actor), Laurence Fishburne (actor), Gary C. Warren (actor), Kid Rock (actor), Kadeem Hardison (actor), Djimon Hounsou (actor), Terrence Howard (actor), Ava DuVernay (miscellaneous crew), Pamella D'Pella (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A mythic motorcycle tale of father and son", this is the story of Manuel Galloway, also known as "the King of Cali", the president of a motorcycle club whose members are all African-American men, mostly white-collar workers who exchange their suits and ties at night and on weekends for leather outfits and motorcycle helmets. The focus of this story takes place at an annual drag-racing event in Fresno, as Manuel tries to retain his championship title.

Keywords: african-american, based-on-article, bet, biker-gang, bikini-wash, bridge, burnout, california, call-out, car-crash
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Survival of the fastest.

Quotes:

Wood: You talk like a man, let's see if you could ride like one.

Smoke: Damn, Kid, why can't we just talk? You know like...::Kid: Like what? Father and son?::Smoke: Naw, like friends...::Kid: We aint friends.::Smoke: Alright, father and son then...::Kid: We aint that either!::Smoke: Jaleel, I'm your father.::Kid: Fuck you Smoke!

Kid: I want your ass right now!::Smoke: What'd you say to me?

Smoke: You still think you got enough heart to race me?::Kid: Shit I got enough heart to prove you aint half the man you think you are.::Smoke: Why don't we do that then. One thing though... If I win, you quit. No hustlin'. No racin'. No bullshit.::Kid: Now why would I stop racin', you seen what I can do.::Smoke: Don't mean shit without the crown. I'm the King of Cali, baby. Me. Smoke. These are my terms; I win, you quit. You want the ride or you scared?::Kid: I want the ride.::Smoke: Good.::Kid: But I don't wanna do it here. Let's do it in front of everybody. I'm sayin' Fresno. You wanna try to put me back on the straight and narrow, fine. You win I quit... But if I win, YOU quit. Now. You want that ride, or you scared?

Tariq 'Slick Will': Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.::Smoke: Burn rubber, not your soul.

Jaleel 'Kid': We Racing or you making up an excuse?::Motherland: Say again?::Jaleel 'Kid': Are we racing, or you just 'blowing' Smoke?

Donny: Yo what are you doin?::Stuntman: Gettin' ready to race.::Donny: Without a lid? You not just drunk you crazy!::Stuntman: Just consider it a reminder, in case you glance at me.::Donny: A reminder of what?::Stuntman: That your lid's about to become mine.::Donny: Yea right!

Kid: we're goin' legit...::Stuntman: we are?::Primo: you goin' after Smoke's crown aren't you?::Stuntman: Yea, that's what we're doin'::[to kid]::Stuntman: C-could you to tell this guy he's crazy so we can eat in peace?::Primo: Yea kid... tell me I'm crazy kid, tell me I'm crazy...

Dogg: Kid, Kid... I don't know if I should waste my time whippin' your ass in this race, or take you 'cross my knee.

[after finding out that her son is a biker]::Anita: Do you know what we call bikers in the ER? Organ donors!

Face to Face (2001)

Actors: Meat Loaf (actor), Alex Rocco (actor), Jonathan Banks (actor), Crystal Connell (miscellaneous crew), Scott Baio (writer), Dean Stockwell (actor), Scott Baio (actor), Diane Robin (actress), Jim Cody Williams (actor), Joel Bender (editor), Elsa Raven (actress), Mädchen Amick (actress), Thomas Calabro (actor), Joe Viterelli (actor), Jeffrey Gurian (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family,
Taglines: Is It A Crime When You Kidnap Your Dad?

Crossing the Mob (1988)

Actors: Jason Bateman (actor), Steven Hilliard Stern (director), Frank Stallone (actor), Ron Gilbert (actor), Robert Costanzo (actor), Maura Tierney (actress), Louis Giambalvo (actor), Patti D'Arbanville (actress), Frank Sivero (actor), Eda Reiss Merin (actress), Phil Rubenstein (actor), Dominic Barto (actor), Christopher Carroll (actor), Nicholas Mele (actor), Patricia Clifford (producer),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

Necropolis (1987)

Actors: Tim Kincaid (producer), Charles Band (producer), Barry Zetlin (editor), Jeffrey Wallach (costume designer), Thomas Meshelski (editor), J. Buzz Von Ornsteiner (actor), Don Great (composer), Cynthia De Paula (producer), LeeAnne Baker (actress), Jennifer Stahl (actress), Adriane Lee (actress), Nancy Arons (actress), Michael Zezima (actor), Norris Culf (actor), Bruce Hickey (director),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: It's the Ghouls night out.

Tough Guys (1986)

Actors: Alexis Smith (actress), James Newton Howard (composer), Eli Wallach (actor), Graham Jarvis (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Jana Sue Memel (producer), Anthony Kiedis (actor), Burt Lancaster (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Kirk Douglas (actor), Charles Durning (actor), Matthew Faison (actor), Flea (actor), Kirk Douglas (miscellaneous crew), Arthur Tovey (actor),

Plot: Harry and Archie are released from prison ready to collect their Social Security. How could they get into trouble at their age? Let's count the ways; A parole officer who is a famous criminal groupie, Dead end where people don't know they are dealing with dangerous, though older, criminals, a hit man who can barely see, but who still has an outstanding contract on them. Does anyone still rob trains?

Keywords: ex-convict, senior-citizen, train, train-robbery, yogurt-shop
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're Out To Teach A New World Some Old Tricks. Friends for years. Legends for life. Tough guys forever.

Quotes:

Harry Doyle: And I ain't goin' to your funeral!::Archie Long: You ain't invited!

Leon B. Little: I wanna get a hundred of those coppers.::Harry Doyle: There's only fifty Leon.::Leon B. Little: So? I'll shoot 'em all twice!

Belle: I warn you, I know karate!::Leon B. Little: [points his shotgun at her] I warn "you", I know Winchester!

[Archie has just landed a job at Penguin's]::Archie Long: What'll it be, sport?::Yogurt boy: Let me have strawberry yogurt. No, chocolate. No... Strawberry!::Archie Long: Look, kid... Just take your time, okay? Let me know when you've made up your mind.::Yogurt boy: I've already made up my mind.::Archie Long: So do you want chocolate or strawberry?::Yogurt boy: Neither. I want amarillo. [Archie starts to get it for him] Hey, that's GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!::Archie Long: [peering at it] I don't see any difference.::Yogurt boy: GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?::Archie Long: All right, all right... [gets the yogurt for him]... What, did I leave something out?::Yogurt boy: What about my toppings? You're supposed to ask me what kind of toppings I want.::Archie Long: Okay... What kind of toppings do you want?::Yogurt boy: Do you have peanut butter M&M;'s? [Archie starts to put those on the yogurt] Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED m&m;'s! I just asked if you HAD them!::Archie Long: Yeah, we got 'em.::Yogurt boy: Well, I don't want 'em! Do you have Oreo pieces?::Archie Long: [holding those up] You want 'em?::Yogurt boy: That's why I asked. And walnuts... NOT peanuts, WALNUTS. And jellybeans... NOT m&m;'s; I HATE m&m;'s... JELLYBEANS. And almond slices instead of walnuts. [the sweating Archie brings him the completed yogurt] Forget it; I'll just have it plain.::Archie Long: [forcing himself not to faint, Archie scrapes everything off the yogurt] You sure you still want it?::Yogurt boy: Of course I do! What do you think I came in here for? [Archie throws the yogurt in the boy's face]::Archie Long: [smiling] You got it, kid. That'll be a $1.60, please.

Harry Doyle: I never met so many stupid people in one day.

Leon B. Little: How can you live in a hell hole like this? If I lived in a place like this I'd kill myself in an hour.::Belle: You've been here 45 minutes.

Gang leader: I don't know how old you is, but you ain't getting any older.

Leon B. Little: [a gang leaves their boombox behind] Hey pissant! You forgot your jukebox! [blasts the boombox with a shotgun]::Leon B. Little: I hate noise pollution!

Jimmy Ellis: [shouts across the diner] Hey, Vince!::Vince: [annoyed] What?::Jimmy Ellis: Where's Philly?::Vince: Pennsylvania!::Jimmy Ellis: No, no! Not "that" Philly! Philly the Mouse! Harry and Archie need him for a stick-up!

[after being in the sewer for days, suddenly sees an exit]::Leon B. Little: Daylight! This must be the way out.

Private Lessons (1981)

Actors: Peter Elbling (actor), Howard Hesseman (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Sylvia Kristel (actress), Alicia Rivera Frankl (miscellaneous crew), Beans Morocco (actor), Robert Jellen (miscellaneous crew), Jack Barry (producer), Alan Myerson (director), Fred A. Chulack (editor), James Fargo (miscellaneous crew), Linda M. Bass (actress), Ron Foster (actor), David Lee Rawlings (actor), Dan Greenburg (actor),

Plot: Phillip Filmore is a naive, 15-year-old, preoccupied with sex, who develops a crush on Nicole Mallow, the new 30-something, French housekeeper and sitter to look after him when Phillip's father is out of town for the summer on a "business" trip. But Mr. Filmore's unscrupulous chauffeur, Lester Lewis, takes advantage of Phillip's crush on Nicole to hire her to seduce the youth, then draws her into a plot to fake her own death in a blackmail scheme aimed to drain Phillip's trust fund.

Keywords: attraction, bare-breasts, bathroom, bed, bedroom, black-panties, blackmail, blue-panties, chauffeur, cleavage
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: When EMANUELLE's Sylvia Kristel is your teacher the bedroom is the classroom [DVD Australia] The bedroom is a fun classroom ... EMMANUELLE's star is the teacher. What happened to him should happen to you