Robertson

Holiday Road Trip (2013)

Actors: Fred Olen Ray (director), Barry Barnholtz (producer), Patrick Muldoon (producer), Peter Sullivan (producer), Nora L. Ferris (miscellaneous crew), Fred Olen Ray (writer), Jeffrey Schenck (producer), Shelley Long (actress), Patrick Muldoon (actor), George Hamilton (actor), Randy Carter (editor), Mindy Cohn (actress), Diane Healey (producer), Kip Pardue (actor), Cliff Emmich (actor),

Plot: Co-workers at a high-profile PET SUPPLIES in Washington D.C., PAT (Patrick Muldoon) and MAYA (Ashley Scott) couldn't be more opposite. This becomes evident when they are assigned to travel across country in an RV with the companies most prized possession, SCOOTS (UGGIE - the dog from Academy Award Winning "The Artist"), on a social media tour right before Christmas! Maya works in accounting... she's a driven, ambitious businesswoman looking to turn her job into a great career. He's in the design department and basically plays for a living, which is a perfect job for the little kid who never really grew up. She wears Manolos. He wears Velcro. When Maya's obscenely successful boyfriend, DAVIS (Kip Pardue) leaves her right before Christmas, she begrudgingly decides to volunteer on the RV tour along with Pat and Scoots! At first, the road trip is a match made in hell. But the whole idea is the brain child of the company founder MAX (George Hamilton) who is Pat's Dad. Once on the road, opposites are put to the test. Pat eats nothing but junk food, but she wants to be healthy. He listens to hard rock, while she prefers jazz. He drives 95, while she coasts at a leisurely 55. She thinks he's an uneducated man-child while he thinks she's a self-absorbed snob.

Keywords: christmas
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)

Actors: Lou Rawls (actor), John Goodman (actor), Frank Oz (actor), B.B. King (actor), Joe Morton (actor), Paul Shaffer (actor), Isaac Hayes (actor), Steve Lawrence (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), James Brown (actor), Eric Clapton (actor), Tom Davis (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Kathleen Freeman (actress), Aretha Franklin (actress),

Plot: Elwood, the now lone "Blues Brother" finally released from prison, is once again enlisted by Sister Mary Stigmata in her latest crusade to raise funds for a children's hospital. Once again hitting the road to re-unite the band and win the big prize at the New Orleans Battle of the Bands, Elwood is pursued cross-country by the cops, led by Cabel the Curtis' son (and Elwood's step-brother), the Russian Mafia, and a militia group. On his new "mission from God" Elwood enlists the help of a young orphan, and a strip club bartender.

Keywords: 1990s, actor-playing-himself, anti-fascism, anti-racism, band, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, battle-of-the-bands, blues-ensemble, blues-music
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Music,
Taglines: The Blues Are Back

Quotes:

Cab Chamberlain: I thought you said she was old and ugly.::Elwood Blues: Ix-nay on the ugly-ay.

Elwood Blues: We've got to get off this road. They've called ahead by now and you can't outrun a Motorola.

Mighty Mack: Elwood, they have automatic weapons.::Elwood Blues: Look in the glove compartment.::Mighty Mack: Carpet Tacks! They have guns and we have carpet tacks.::Elwood Blues: They're not carpet tacks. They're dry-wall nails.

Elwood Blues: Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.

Queen Mousette: You wish to enter the Battle of the Bands contest.::Mighty Mack: We wish to win first prize!

Robertson: That's the International Jewish Communist conspiracy in action, people!

Robertson: Now y'all might think we're just a group of sad, sorry, sumbitches out here in a field jerkin' each other off... Or you might just think... that we know somethin'. [Group of soldiers nod in agreement] I'm gonna tell you somethin' else. The federal government has a computer. Now this computer is wired to a computer in Jerusalem [rolls eyes] and Moscow!::Another Soldier: [interrupting] There's something in the river, Mr. Robertson.::Robertson: Where?::Another Soldier: I saw something. Underneath the water, sir.::Robertson: Son... it's okay to be nervous, okay? Uh... there's enough explosives in that boat to blow up every post office in this country, you know? But no one knows we're here, no one knows our plans.::Mighty Mack: [the Bluesmobile comes up out of the water, bringing with it their boat, which rests on top of the car] Hey, yous guys havin' a picnic?::Robertson: [the soldiers cock their weapons and point them at the Bluesmobile] Don't shoot, you might hit the boat!::Elwood Blues: [Looking around] What boat?::Robertson: That's the International Jewish Communist Conspiracy in action, people! One of their spy satellite's must have picked up our location... KILL THEM! [the soldiers open fire on the Bluesmobile with the boat on top of it, but as the car drives away, it hits a divot which causes the boat to be thrown up into the air... It regretably lands on Robertson]

Elwood Blues: [while the Russian's are at the burial sight of a loved one, Elwood is trying to get Mr. Fabulous, who has now become a funeral director, to rejoin the band] [loudly] Hey, Mr. Fabulous, what time you want us to come back and grab the rings and watch off the corpse?::Mighty Mack: [Russians at the funeral begin to talk amongst themselves in Russian] [more loudly] And what about the deal with the medical college for his dick!::Mr. Fabulous: [the Russians begin to yell, get out their weapons, and shoot at them]... We're dead now. [Elwood, Mack, Buster, and Mr. Fabulous run to the Bluesmobile and drive away]

Buster Blues: You're not the Elwood Blues I know. The Elwood Blues I know once said that no pharmaceutical product could ever equal the rush you get when the band hits that groove; the people are dancin', and shoutin', and swayin'; and the house is rockin'!::Elwood Blues: Yeah, that was me.::Buster Blues: The music, man. You know you miss the music.

Elwood Blues: Duck, give me a mountain tempo in A minor.

Uncommon Valor (1983)

Actors: Nicholas Guest (actor), Harold Sylvester (actor), Mitch Ryan (actor), Norman Fell (actor), Salome Jens (actress), Gregory Sierra (actor), Barbara Parkins (actress), Bob Summers (composer), Michael Talbott (actor), Chris Lemmon (actor), Belinda Montgomery (actress), Carole Fontana (miscellaneous crew), Rod Amateau (director), Sherry Hursey (actress), Bud Friedgen (editor),

Genres: Action, Drama,

Lloyd George Knew My Father (1982)

Actors: George Cole (actor), Roland Culver (actor), John Barrett (actor), William Douglas-Home (writer), Celia Johnson (actress), John Dunbar (actor), John Rosenberg (miscellaneous crew), John Jacobs (director), Avril Elgar (actress), Gail Harrison (actress),

Plot: When Lady Sheila Boothroyd hears that the planning authorities are determined to drive a road through her grounds, she announces her intention to kill herself at the precise moment that the bulldozers start on their shameful work. As the hour strikes and the bulldozers' roar is heard, her husband General Sir William Boothroyd enters in full regimental regalia, while his old ex-army servant sounds the Last Post. Then, as the whole family stands stricken, the door opens...

Genres: Comedy,

Father Damien: The Leper Priest (1980)

Actors: David Ogden Stiers (actor), Peter Matz (composer), William Daniels (actor), Mike Farrell (actor), Ken Howard (actor), Wilfrid Hyde-White (actor), Sydney Lassick (actor), Logan Ramsey (actor), Irene Tsu (actress), Roger Bowen (actor), Carroll Timothy O'Meara (editor), Steve Gethers (director), Thomas W. Moore (producer), Yvonne de la Vega (actress), Jean Moore Edwards (producer),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

Holocaust 2000 (1977)

Actors: Virginia McKenna (actress), Anthony Quayle (actor), Denis Lawson (actor), Agostina Belli (actress), Adolfo Celi (actor), Alexander Knox (actor), Romolo Valli (actor), Vittorio Fanfoni (actor), Spiros Focás (actor), Omero Capanna (actor), Ivo Garrani (actor), David de Keyser (actor), Kirk Douglas (actor), Geoffrey Keen (actor), Edmondo Amati (producer),

Plot: An executive in charge of a Middle Eastern nuclear plant discovers that his son is the Anti Christ and sets out to stop him from using the nuclear power at his fingertips to wipe out mankind.

Keywords: antichrist, apocalypse, business, decapitation, demon, digit-in-title, female-nudity, helicopter, independent-film, industrialist
Genres: Drama, Horror, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: He will destroy the world. No man can stop him. No man will even try. He is The Chosen. The world will be destroyed in a rain of fire. It is written.

Baker's Hawk (1976)

Actors: Cam Clarke (actor), Lex de Azevedo (composer), Burl Ives (actor), Alan Young (actor), Diane Baker (actress), Burt Mustin (actor), Danny Bonaduce (actor), Clint Walker (actor), Brockton O'Toole (actor), Doug Seus (miscellaneous crew), Doug Seus (miscellaneous crew), Anna Zappia (miscellaneous crew), Lyman Dayton (director), Beverly Rowland (actress), Lyman Dayton (producer),

Genres: Western,
Taglines: He Dreamed Adventure...And Lived the Most Fantastic One of All!

Quotes:

Dan Baker: Billy, if a mob can pass judgment on one man, then they can do it to anybody they want to, and anytime they want. That's why we have laws, son. Not just to protect us from bad men, but a mob's righteous men can get out of hand.

Billy Baker: Well, how many bad men are you supposed to chase if you're a deputy?::Jeremy: I guess five a week or so.::Billy Baker: It seems like you'd run out of people in town to chase.::Jeremy: Nah, there's always new ones to chase. My pa says decent people live on farms. Anybody who lives in town is a thief or makes their living off what they steal.

Dan Baker: Billy, you got to learn to control your own life. Folks can help you along and kind of point out the general direction sometimes, but nobody can really show you the way as such. Any man who says he can is either after votes, money or just plain don't know what he's talking about.

Billy Baker: They ain't really going to do all those things to Mr. McGraw, are they? I mean, he ain't hurt no one.::Dan Baker: Son, sometimes all you to do to make people fear you and hate you is to be a little different.

Paul Carson: There's a bad element that's been drifting into town ever since the mines opened. They ain't like us. They ain't decent. They're just tramps, Dan. And we owe it to the community to do something about it.::Dan Baker: Go to the Sheriff and volunteer as deputies without pay.::Paul Carson: That ain't the same and you know it... you know. There's just some things the regular law can't handle. If every able-bodied man was an enforcer of the law, why this rowdy element - they'd leave town.

Paul Carson: Did you see the funeral?::Dan Baker: Sure did.::Paul Carson: It's going to keep on like this you know, until that sheriff of ours clamps the lid on this town. Too many drifters.

Det glada kalaset (1946)

Actors: Marianne Löfgren (actress), Dagmar Ebbesen (actress), Rut Holm (actress), Sickan Carlsson (actress), Margit Andelius (actress), Hartwig Fock (actor), Ernst Brunman (actor), Gösta Gustafson (actor), Tord Stål (actor), Olle Hilding (actor), Douglas Håge (actor), Erik Strandmark (actor), Ulf Johansson (actor), Aurore Palmgren (actress), Sven Lindberg (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

When Greek Meets Greek (1922)

Actors: Stewart Rome (actor), Violet Hopson (actress), Walter West (director), Lewis Gilbert (actor), Arthur Walcott (actor), Lilian Douglas (actress), Bert Darley (actor), Tom Beaumont (actor), Marjorie Benson (actress), Paul Trent (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

De forældreløse (1917)

Actors: Peter Lykke-Seest (writer), Peter Lykke-Seest (director), Arthur Barking (actor), Hans Hedemark (actor), Karin Meyer (actress), Botten Soot (actress), Esben Lykke-Seest (actor), Oscar Gustafson (actor), Turid Hetland (actress), Lullu Hansteen (actress),

Genres: Drama,