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The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)

Actors: Eli Roth (producer), Eli Roth (writer), Lucy Liu (actress), Daniel Wu (actor), RZA (actor), Pam Grier (actress), Chia-Hui Liu (actor), Dennis Chan (actor), Dave Bautista (actor), Ka-Yan Leung (actor), Eli Roth (actor), Russell Crowe (actor), Kuan Tai Chen (actor), RZA (writer), RZA (writer),

Plot: In Jungle Village, the leader of the Lion's clan Gold Lion is summoned by the Governor and assigned to protect his gold that will be transported through the village. However he is betrayed and murdered by the greedy Silver Lion and Bronze Lion. Gold Lion's favorite son Zen Yi, a.k.a. The X-Blade, seeks revenge and heads to Jungle Village, but he is defeated by Brass Body and rescued by the local Blacksmith Thaddeus. Meanwhile the Gemini Female and the Gemini Male protect the Governor's gold, but they are vanquished by the army of Silver and Bronze Lion. The Blacksmith is abducted by the Lions and has his arms severed by Brass Body. However he is saved by the British Jack Knife, who is the emissary of the Emperor, and he manufactures iron arms for Thaddeus. Meanwhile the Governor sends the Jackal army to fight against the Lions and they hide the gold in the brothel of Madam Blossom. However, Madam Blossom and his girls form an army of black widows and together with Jack, Zen Yi and The Blacksmith, they fight against the Lions.

Keywords: actor-director-writer, altered-version-of-studio-logo, arm-cut-off, army, assassin, axe, bar, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bathtub
Genres: Action,
Taglines: Seven clans, a fortune in gold. Let the battle begin. They put the F.U. in Kung Fu You can't spell Kung Fu without F and U.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::The Blacksmith: When you forge a weapon, you need three things: the right metal, temperatures over fourteen hundred degrees... and someone who wants to kill. Here in this village, we got all three.

[from trailer]::Madame Blossom: [to her students] Power belongs to no one, until it is seized through sex or violence.

[from trailer]::Lady Silk: Everyone's so afraid of these men. Are you?::Jackknife: No.

[from trailer]::Chan: Some pleasure, before business?::Jackknife: For me, this business is the pleasure.

[from trailer]::Madame Blossom: Gentlemen, warriors, we'll see who's left standing and who's on their knees...

[from trailer]::Gold Lion: Attack!

[from trailer]::Jackknife: I always bring a gun to a knife fight.

Jackknife: I came here for the duck.

The Blacksmith: When it comes to money, things get funny.

Madame Blossom: [to Jackknife] If you damage my girls... [grabs his scrotum and squeezes] I damage your boys.

The Ninja Way (2007)

Actors: Carl Burrows (actor), Gene Canfield (miscellaneous crew), Toy Lei (actress), Laser Ray (actor), Nicholas A. Puccio (miscellaneous crew), Karl Hoglander (miscellaneous crew), Laser Ray (miscellaneous crew), Karl Hoglander (actor), Michael Damon (composer), Sulinh Lafontaine (actress), Tony Rugnetta (actor), Len Mosco (director), Tom Bentey (actor), Evelyn Blackwell (miscellaneous crew), Edwin Ayala (actor),

Genres: Action, Family,
Taglines: There's the right way... There's the wrong way,.. And then there's...

Chan's Beach (2007)

Actors: Sam Reyes (producer), Sam Reyes (director), Sam Reyes (writer), Jose Maria Rodriguez (writer), Felix Barbosa (actor), Felix Barbosa (writer), Misael Barbosa (writer), Diego Milán Peniche (producer), Juan Pablo Gonzalez (miscellaneous crew), Fernando Poire (miscellaneous crew), Saul Chiu (actor), Joaquín Gonzalez (actor), Alejandro Mercado (actor), Haydee Zazueta (actress), José Antonio Cornejo Ballesteros (producer),

Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Short,
Taglines: Chan, the legend of the beach is alive.

The Family Man (2006)

Actors: Nick Bicât (composer), Trevor Eve (actor), Lennie James (actor), Michelle Collins (actress), Lee Ross (actor), Peter McDonald (actor), Claire Skinner (actress), Deborah Findlay (actress), Adam Kotz (actor), Amerjit Deu (actor), John Strickland (director), Patrick Moore (editor), Tony Marchant (writer), Morven Christie (actress), Dominic Rowan (actor),

Plot: Dr. Patrick Stowe runs a private fertility clinic that has recently celebrated its 2000th live birth. His business is successful and he is passionate about helping his patients. His home life is less than successful, however. Driven by work, he seems to care more about his patients than his own family. His wife has left him and his two teenage children are on the verge of giving up hope that he will ever be a real dad to them. In the world of the fertility, many couples are desperate to have a child. It puts a strain on their relationships and forces many to compromise their beliefs in order to attain their goal. Some will pay any amount and make any sacrifice to have a child.

Genres: Drama,

Xchange (2001)

Actors: Arnold Pinnock (actor), Jason Cavalier (actor), Kyle MacLachlan (actor), Mark Antony Krupa (actor), Stephen Baldwin (actor), Larry Day (actor), Kyle MacLachlan (actor), Stephen Baldwin (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Andreas Apergis (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Frank Fontaine (actor), Alain Goulem (actor), Danny Blanco Hall (actor), Charles Edwin Powell (actor),

Plot: In the near future, a company called Xchange owns a mind transference technology that enables instantaneous travel by swapping bodies with someone at the destination. A member of the privileged corporate class ("Corpie") Xchanging for the first time unwittingly switches bodies with a terrorist. Forced to hide in a limited life span cloned body with just 2 days remaining, he races against time to stop the terrorist and regain his body.

Keywords: assault, big-business, body-swap, business-manager, clone, cyberpunk, false-identity, female-nudity, futurism, hitman
Genres: Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Out of Time. Out of Bodies.

Quotes:

Fisk 2: [Fisk's mind is currently in Toffler's body] You're breaking your arm!::Toffler 3: I don't feel a thing

Fisk 2: [Fisk's mind is currently in Toffler's body] What are you going to do? Shoot you

Fisk 3: [Fisk's mind is now in Toffler's cloned body] Weird Stewie

Fisk: Oh, I'm a dead man!

The Ultimate Game (2001)

Actors: Michael Haboush (actor), Paul Logan (actor), T.J. Storm (miscellaneous crew), T.J. Storm (actor), Andre McCoy (actor), Harry Du Young (actor), Harry Du Young (actor), Kevin Ula Christie (writer), Kevin Ula Christie (actor), Kevin Derek (writer), Kevin Derek (producer), Mark Griffin (actor), Kevin Derek (actor), Charley Rice (actor), Stephanie Cheeva (actress),

Plot: Jack Grimes is a martial arts expert who has been chosen as a the leader of one of four teams for an upcoming martial arts tournament to take place on a remote island. Despite his wife's pleads not to compete, Jack forms his team but finds trouble in the form of rival team leader Sam Slater, who works for crime lord Ivan. When Rick, a hired gun for Slater, is betrayed by the gangster and is left for dead, he joins Jack's team and now, the stage is set on the island for the Ultimate Game.

Keywords: abduction, action-hero, beach, beating, beefcake, beefcake-martial-arts, brutality, cage-fight, cage-fighting, catfight
Genres: Action, Sport,

Suriyothai (2001)

Actors: Richard Harvey (composer), Sorapong Chatree (actor), Kim Aubry (producer), Francis Ford Coppola (producer), Francis Ford Coppola (miscellaneous crew), Suchao Pongwilai (actor), Sombat Metanee (actor), Chatrichalerm Yukol (director), Chatrichalerm Yukol (writer), Chatrichalerm Yukol (editor), Pongpat Wachirabunjong (actor), Chatchai Plengpanich (actor), Sarunyu Wongkrachang (actor), Patamanadda Yukol (editor), Krung Srivilai (actor),

Plot: The film describes historical events in the life of the heroine, Suriyothai, the queen of King Mahachakrapat. from the age of 15, ranging from love and attachment, royal wedding, resettlement in the capital, court life, intrigues, and sustenance of royal dignity.

Keywords: 1500s, 1520s, 1530s, 1540s, 16th-century, archery, ayutthaya-thailand, battle, betrayal, blood
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: Siam. 1528. A woman warrior changed the course of history.

A Jin de gu shi (1996)

Actors: Hoi Mang (actor), Kent Cheng (actor), Richard Ng (actor), Ann Hui (director), Sammo Hung Kam-Bo (actor), Michelle Yeoh (actress), Wing-Cho Yip (actor), Manfred Wong (actor), Raymond Chow (producer), Nick Cheung (actor), Sammuel Leung (actor), Ken Lo (actor), Damian Lau (actor), Teddy Chan (actor), Yoshihide Ôtomo (composer),

Plot: A study of the career of Ah Kam, the plot is divided into three sub-plots. The first is a behind-the-scenes look at a stunt company. Ah Kam progresses from stunt extra to action director under the tutelage of, and then with growing independence from, director Master Tung. In chapter two, Ah Kam falls in love with a rich playboy businessman. Ah Kam is downgraded into playing a fancy-coiffed karaoke club hostess and a male adornment. And then she meets her replacement adornment. Chapter three is a wild triad.

Keywords: behind-the-scenes, hong-kong, kung-fu, martial-arts, stuntwoman, title-directed-by-female
Genres: Action, Drama,

Bao yu jiao yang (1994)

Actors: Dennis Chan (actor), Austin Wai (actor), Manfred Wong (actor), Simon Yam (actor), Tung-Shing Yee (actor), Anita Yuen (actress), Tung Cho 'Joe' Cheung (director), Lawrence Cheng (actor), Jamie Luk (actor), Wai-Kai Law (actor), John Ching (actor), Sai-Tang Chan (actor), Wai Keung Law (actress), John Tang (actor), Catherine Lau (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: An ex-con has spent the last ten years of his life in prison for defending the lives of his best friend and his best friend's sister. While in jail he learns to become a teacher's aide. In school he comes across these troubled teens who start hanging around a sleazy low-level triad that runs a video arcade, luring kids by exchanging games for drug running. He eventually befriends the kids pissing off the triad who gets him fired by digging up dirt on his past. But he doesn't care, he proposes to his girlfriend and she says yes but a student is still held under the grasp of the triad. So he goes back into action to try and free the kid and ridding the neighborhood of the sleazy scumbag. Can he reach the kid and change the kid's ways? Will the ex-con and his girl live happily ever after?

Genres: Action,

The Whoopee Boys (1986)

Actors: Farley Granger (actor), Lucinda Jenney (actress), Paul Rodriguez (actor), Michael O'Keefe (actor), Joe Spinell (actor), Sandra Bernhard (actress), Dan O'Herlihy (actor), Keith David (actor), Greg Germann (actor), Taylor Negron (actor), Eddie Deezen (actor), Stephen Roberts (actor), Denholm Elliott (actor), Andrew Lipschultz (miscellaneous crew), Patricia Norris (costume designer),

Plot: Two dim-wited street pedlers, Jack and Barney, arrive in Palm Beach, Florida looking for a better and wealthy lifestyle when Jack falls for Olivia, a young heiress running a shelter for orphaned children which is threatened with forclosure. Jack, at Barney's insistance, enrolls both of them at a finishing school to learn the edicate of the upper classes in order to fit in and hope Oliva's uncle will approve of Jack wanting to marry her and help her obtain an inheretence to save the orphanage.

Keywords: airboat, chauffeur, con-man, costume-ball, dinner, fake-vomit, fencing, finishing-school, hedge-maze, high-society
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The Whoopee Boys have a thing or two to show to high society. Doing all the wrong things in all the wrong places.

Quotes:

Humping: I'm Humping, the butler.::Barney: Oh, yeah? So who's fucking the maid?

Barney: I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it's refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases.

Roy Raja: My name is Roy Rahmataj.::Barney: Hey, mind if we call you Roy Raja? Haha!::Roy Raja: You may call me "Lion of Kashmir".::Barney: And you may call me "The Boner of East L.A."

Barney: Who's this? Your son?::Adm. Storey: No, he's... uhhh::Mrs. Storey: He is my nephew.::Barney: Ohhh, your nephew. He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son of a bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes AHHHH! AHHHH!

Henrietta Phelps: Why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselve, and tell everyone why you came to the Phelps School?::Eddie Lipschultz: Hi! My name is Eddie, Eddie Lipschultz. I'm here because my mom's new boyfriend says I can't sleep in her bedroom anymore. I figured if I came to charm school, I might be able to... , there might be chance that I'd... , I could possibly...::Barney: [interrupting] Get laid?::Barney: [Eddie nods] I thought so.

Barney: [at a party Barney walks up to an older woman, holding a small white poodle. He makes sounds like a dog in pain] Awww, is that mean old lady squeezing your genitals?::Woman with Dogs: Oh! You dreadful man!

Barney: [at another party, Barney sees the same old lady, now holding a Shar-Pei in her arm] Hey, it's my favorite dog lady again! How you doing? You have a new dog?::Woman with Dogs: Yes, this is a Shar-Pei; it's a Chinese dog.::Barney: [Barney pulls on the dog's wrinkled skin] Damn, you need to iron this dog, lady. Look at this!::Woman with Dogs: No, stop, that's just how the dog is!::Barney: Shit, you could fit two dogs in here! [he continues to pull on the dog's loose skin]::Woman with Dogs: [Slapping Barney's hand away] No! Please, stop abusing my dog, you horrible man!::Barney: You have any Vietnamese neighbors?::Woman with Dogs: No, I don't think so.::Barney: Well, if any ever move in, and you go on vacation, believe me, you're going to want to take Fluffy with you! You'll come back and your dog will be missing it's hind leg, saying 'where were you?'::Woman with Dogs: Oh! That's horrible! You terrible, horrible man!::Barney: You go next door and talk to your neighbor, and he'll be standing there, picking his teeth, 'No! We no see Fluffy! What your dog look like? Your dog have big, juicy hind leg?'::Woman with Dogs: Oh, you awful man! Please, go away!::Barney: Fine! I guess this means we can't be pals no more?

Roy Raja: [exit from the bathroom] There are two toilets in there.

Barney: [enters the bathroom] How has shit in the bidé?

Roy Raja: [to Lipshultz] Shitlips my friend! We have a saying in my country: "He who does not ram the goose, strokes the goat", if you know what I mean.