Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video)

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Subscribe now: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Noisey Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom": http://bit.ly/Fatty-Boom-Boom CLOSE DA CURTAINS! PUMP UP DA BASS! PLAY IT FUCKED UP LOUD! SET TO 720p HD MUDAFUCKAZ! DA COOKIE THUMPER IZ HERE!!! YO-LANDI VI$$ER is a cute young ORPHAN GIRL who has a big crush on a bad-ass GANGSTER BOY called ANIES. ANIES has just got out of PRISON. INSIDE prison ANIES runs with the notorious NUMBERS gangs. OUTSIDE prison ANIES runs with the UGLY AMERICAN street gang. YO-LANDI thinks about ANIES day and night, hoping he will come visit her soon. Sure it's fun to fuck with the DARK SIDE. But careful what you wish for...YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT! (SEE CREDITS BELOW) COOKIE THUMPER - Lyrics THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON THAT LITTLE GIRL'S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON? U CAN'T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW YES DADDY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GANGSTA HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? DAAI BRA ANIES HY DROOM INNIE MANG JA VAN MY PUNANI, JA JYS LEKKER JAS BRA VINGER IN JOU HOL IN, NXA! HAAL UIT DIE GANJA JA PAKKIE ZOL IN! KLAP IT SOOS N RASTA Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S DREAMING IN JAIL DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTA I RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON'T LIKE I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT! I'M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B. YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P. I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON'T EAT MEAT 2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON! BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME! SNY JOU KOEKIE! SNY-SNY JOU SNOEKIE COOKIE! Translated: CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY! CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN GANGSTA DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S VARS UITIE MANG JA WYS HOM PUNANI, WAARS JOU COOKIE THUMPER? GEE HOM PUNANI, MAAR HY SOEKIE BUM BRA! Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S FRESH OUT OF JAIL SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER? GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN ROU BRA EK BLOM MET ANIES LEKKER OPPIE SOFA HE LOVE YO-LANDI COZ IM BLONDE ALL OVER MAAR YOH! DAAI ANIES HY HOU VAN MY BOUDE! Translated: THAT BOY ANIES HE'S A FUCKIN RAW BOY I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA HE'S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I'M BLONDE ALL OVER BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM! Artist: Die Antwoord Album: Donker Mag Label: ZEF Recordz Directed by Ninja Cinematography by Alexis Zabe Guest cinematography by Paul Gilpin Edited by Saki Fokken Bergh Post production by Left Produced by ZEF Filmz in association with VICE Serviced by Elfstone Pictures and Reeleyes Films Wardrobe by Gabrielle De Gersigny Art Department: Kezia Eales and Shaun Baskind Titlez and Grafik D-Zine by Poesbek aka Leri Muthafukn Greere Special thanks to our lovely AD, Lalage Avis, for keeping the ship afloat during the storm. And to Kimpossible for you know what girl Xxx Salute! You Should Subscribe Here Now: http://bit.ly/VErZkw