Religulous (2008)

Actors: Marilyn Manson (actor), Michael Jackson (actor), Larry King (actor), Bill Maher (actor), Osama bin Laden (actor), Nelson Leigh (actor), Charlton Heston (actor), Theo van Gogh (actor), Johnny Carson (actor), Jeffrey Hunter (actor), George W. Bush (actor), Tom Cruise (actor), Kirk Cameron (actor), Pope John Paul II (actor), John McCain (actor),

Plot: Bill Maher interviews some of religion's oddest adherents. Muslims, Jews and Christians of many kinds pass before his jaundiced eye. Maher goes to a Creationist Museum in Kentucky, which shows that dinosaurs and people lived at the same time 5000 years ago. He talks to truckers at a Truckers' Chapel. (Sign outside: "Jesus love you.") He goes to a theme park called Holy Land in Florida. He speaks to a rabbi in league with Holocaust deniers. He talks to a Muslim musician who preaches hatred of Jews. Maher finds the unlikeliest of believers and, in a certain Vatican priest, he even finds an unlikely skeptic.

Keywords: abomination, abstinence, absurdism, actor, adam-and-eve, agnostic, airplane, alabama, alien, american
Genres: Comedy, Documentary,
Taglines: Do you smell something burning? Heaven help us. The end (crossed out) truth is near.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Bill Maher: Gay Muslim activists. That is a very rare job description. You guys have big ones.

Bill Maher: [Megiddo, Israel] It seems peaceful, but this is where a lot of people believe the world will end. The irony of religion is that because of its power to divert man to destructive courses, the world actually could come to an end.

Bill Maher: If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here?

Bill Maher: The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key decisions made by religious people - by irrationalists - by those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.

Bill Maher: Rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price.

[last lines]::Bill Maher: The irony of religion is that because of its power to divert man to destructive courses, the world could actually come to an end. The plain fact is, religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having in key decisions made by religious people. By irrationalists, by those who would steer the ship of state not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken. George Bush prayed a lot about Iraq, but he didn't learn a lot about it. Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and elevate it are intellectual slaveholders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction. Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it's wonderful when someone says, "I'm willing, Lord! I'll do whatever you want me to do!" Except that since there are no gods actually talking to us, that void is filled in by people with their own corruptions and limitations and agendas. And anyone who tells you they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you don't. How can I be so sure? Because I don't know, and you do not possess mental powers that I do not. The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that's what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong. This is why rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price. If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife, for the true devils of extremism that draw their legitimacy from the billions of their fellow travelers. If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future, decimated by the effects of religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let's remember what the real problem was that we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neurological disorder of wishing for it. That's it. Grow up or die.

[after the closing credits]::Bill Maher: See you in heaven?::Julie Maher: [shrugs] Who knows?::Bill Maher: [laughs] Exactly.

Bill Maher: It's like the lotto. "You can't get saved if you don't play."

[repeated line]::Bill Maher: Why is faith good?

Bill Maher: [in a deleted scene on the DVD] How spiritually advanced is Uranus?::Himself (Creme, Benjamin (II)): Very. Very. Very.

Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)

Actors: William Butler (writer), William Butler (writer), Charles Band (producer), Charles Band (producer), Michael Deak (actor), Garin Sparks (producer), Michelle Bauer (actress), Adam Green (actor), David DeCoteau (actor), William Butler (producer), John Carl Buechler (actor), Greg Nicotero (actor), Junie Hoang (actress), Danny Draven (editor), Kenneth J. Hall (actor),

Plot: The horrifying yet delicious and chewy Gingerdead Man causes murder and mayhem on the set of a horrible low budget movie set. It will take the determination of the studio's young new owner to save both his company and well as the lives of his young new friends. Including a terminally ill young boy whose final wish it was to meet the studios stars - The Tiny Terrors.

Keywords: boy, character-name-in-title, dark-comedy, female-nudity, gingerbread, gingerbread-man, gingerdead, gore, killer, murder
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,
Taglines: Freshly Baked Terror!

Quotes:

Kelvin: Pain is temporary; film is forever.

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998)

Actors: Jamie Thomason (miscellaneous crew), Suzanne Pleshette (actress), Matthew Broderick (actor), Cam Clarke (actor), Lacey Chabert (actress), Andy Dick (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Nathan Lane (actor), Jason Marsden (actor), Robert Guillaume (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Neve Campbell (actress), Peter Renaday (actor), Meredith Scott Lynn (actress), Ernie Sabella (actor),

Plot: Simba and Nala have a daughter, Kiara. Timon and Pumbaa are assigned to be her babysitters, but she easily escapes their care and ventures into the forbidden lands. There she meets a lion cub named Kovu and they become friends. What she and her parents do not know is that Kovu is the son of Zira - a banished follower of the now-dead Scar. She plans to raise Kovu to overthrow Simba and become the king of the Pride Lands. This tests not only Kiara and Kovu's relationship as they mature, but Simba's relationship with his daughter.

Keywords: africa, animal, antelope, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, betrayal, character-name-in-title, coming-of-age, crushed-to-death, culture-clash
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: The circle of life continues...

Quotes:

[Kiara and Kovu are stargazing]::Kovu: I've never done this before.::Kiara: Really? My father and I used to do this all the time. He says all the great kings of the past are up there.::Kovu: You think Scar's up there?::[Shocked, Kiara doesn't answer]::Kovu: He wasn't my father, but he was still part of me.::Kiara: My father said there was a darkness in Scar that he couldn't escape.::Kovu: Maybe there's a darkness in me too.

[the spirit of Mufasa shows his plan to bring peace to the Pridelander/Outlander feud]::Rafiki: What? Kovu, Kiara together? This is the plan? Are you crazy? This will never work! Oh Mufasa, you've been up there too long, your head is in the clouds!

Timon: That's not a king. That's a fuzzy maraca!

[Rehearsing speaking to Simba]::Timon: The good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her.

Kiara: Them? Us? Look at them... they *are* us! What differences do you see?

Simba: Stay out of this!::Kiara: A wise king once told me, we are one. I didn't understand him then. Now I do.::Simba: But they...::Kiara: Them? Us. Look at them, they are us. What differences do you see?

Simba: Stand aside.::Kiara: Daddy, this has to stop.::[Kovu growls at Zira]::Simba: Stay out of this.::Simba: A wise king once told me, "We are one." I didn't know what that meant. But now I do.::Simba: But- they-

Kovu: I humbly ask to join your pride.::Simba: No! You were banished, along with the outsiders.::Kovu: I have left the outsiders. I'm a rogue, judge me now, for who I am. Or am I to be blamed for a crime I didn't commit?

Timon: Pumbaa, let me define BABY-SITTING!

Zira: What is your destiny?::Kovu: I will avenge Scar. Take his place in the Pride Lands.::Zira: Yes! What have I taught you?::Kovu: Simba is the enemy.::Zira: And What... must... do?::Kovu: I must *kill* him!

Amoureux fou (1991)

Actors: Jean Rochefort (actor), Gilles Renaud (actor), Charles Obrul (miscellaneous crew), Luc Proulx (actor), Rémy Girard (actor), Jean-Louis Millette (actor), Michel Arcand (editor), Renée April (costume designer), Robert Ménard (writer), Robert Ménard (producer), Claudette Messier (miscellaneous crew), Robert Ménard (director), Claude Desjardins (actor), Claude Bonin (producer), Jocelyn Bérubé (actor),

Plot: When Remy, an ad consultant, falls in love with Sarah, the newest star of an ad campaign, sparks fly. The only problem is that they are both married. Sarah's husband knows she will eventually get tired of Remy while his wife just can't let go. At first she throws him out, begs him to come back, cheats on him, hates him, and finally slumps into the worse depression ever. It is amazing what love can do...

Keywords: adultery, true-love
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)

Actors: Ricardo Montalban (actor), Robert Nichols (actor), Sal Mineo (actor), Paul Bradley (actor), Harry Lauter (actor), Roddy McDowall (actor), Joe Gray (actor), John Alderman (actor), Bradford Dillman (actor), Walker Edmiston (actor), James Bacon (actor), Army Archerd (actor), Roy Glenn (actor), James W. Gavin (actor), John Randolph (actor),

Plot: Following the events in "Beneath the Planet of the Apes", Cornelius and Zira flee back through time to 20th Century Los Angeles, where they face fear and persecution similar to what Taylor and Brent suffered in the future, and discover the origins of the stream of events that will shape their world.

Keywords: abandoned-ship, accidental-death, advisor, agency, altering-history, alternate-history, american-president, animal-in-title, ape, ape-man
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Meet baby Milo who has Washington terrified. A New Generation Of Incredible Apes In The Most Exciting Suspense Film Of Them All

Quotes:

Chairman of the President's Committee of Inquiry: [testing Lewis's assertion that the apes can speak] What is your name?::Dr. Zira: Zira.::Chairman of the President's Committee of Inquiry: One might as well be talking to a parrot.::Dr. Zira: A parrot?::Chairman of the President's Committee of Inquiry: What did I tell you? Mechanical mimicry. Unique in an ape, vocally, without a doubt, but... does the other one talk?::Cornelius: Only when she lets me.

Dr. Zira: Because I loathe bananas!

Curator: [in the museum, Zira sees a giant stuffed gorilla and faints] It must have been the shock!::Dr. Zira: [reviving] Shock, my foot... I'm pregnant!

Reporter: Dr. Hasslein, as the President's Senior Science Advisor, what do you expect to experience from this historic meeting?::Dr. Otto Hasslein: Fear.

Dr. Zira: [to Dr. Dixon] You're the second human I have kissed.::Cornelius: [to Dr. Branton] And you are the first.

Dr. Lewis Dixon: Can you read a map?::Cornelius: I'm an archaeologist. I can even draw one!

Tailor: May I measure your inside leg, sir?::Cornelius: No.

Dr. Otto Hasslein: Negative, negative, negative!::E-1: Don't worry. We'll catch them, sooner or later.::Dr. Otto Hasslein: That's what I'm worried about. Later. Later we'll do something about pollution. Later we'll do something about the population explosion. Later we'll do something about the nuclear war. We think we've got all the time in the world, but how much time has the world got? Somebody has to begin to care.

Armando: You're asking me to risk imprisonment for the sake of two fugitive apes? The answer is: a thousand times, yes.

Cornelius: By the time the plague was contained, man was without pets. Of course, for man this was intolerable. I mean, he might kill his brother, but he could not kill his dog!

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Actors: Joan Eremin (miscellaneous crew), Thomas Gomez (actor), Kim Hunter (actress), Army Archerd (actor), Charlton Heston (actor), Leonard Rosenman (composer), James Bacon (actor), Roddy McDowall (actor), Jeff Corey (actor), Maurice Evans (actor), James Gregory (actor), James Franciscus (actor), Paul Frees (actor), Gregory Sierra (actor), Dominic Santarone (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In an effort to find the missing astronaut Taylor, Brent goes on a rescue mission to the planet of the apes. Using the information he receives from the ape village that Taylor escaped from, Brent locates him in an underground fortress in the forbidden zone guarded by telepathic humans.

Keywords: 40th-century, altar, amphitheater, animal, ape, ape-man, apocalypse, astronaut, atomic-bomb, attack
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The bizarre world you met in 'Planet of the Apes' was only the beginning... What lies beneath may be the end! An army of civilized apes...A fortress of radiation-crazed super humans...Earth's final battle is about to begin - Beneath the atomic rubble of what was once the city of New York!

Quotes:

Dr. Zaius: You ask me to help you? Man is evil! Capable of nothing but destruction!

Cornelius: They will dissect you! And they will kill you! In that order!

Ursus: The only good human... is a dead human!

Cornelius: If you are caught by the gorillas, you must remember one thing.::John Brent: What's that?::Cornelius: Never to speak!::John Brent: What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?

Dr. Zira: Gorillas are cruel because they're stupid! All bone and no brain!

Dr. Zaius: Someone, or something, has outwitted the intelligence of the gorillas.::Dr. Zira: That shouldn't be difficult.

Ursus: What is more dangerous than famine, Doctor?::Dr. Zaius: The unknown.

Ursus: He bleeds! The Lawgiver bleeds!

Nova: Taylor!

Ursus: The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Actors: James Whitmore (actor), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Woodrow Parfrey (actor), James Bacon (actor), Kim Hunter (actress), Rod Serling (writer), Roddy McDowall (actor), Gene O'Donnell (actor), Charlton Heston (actor), Maurice Evans (actor), Army Archerd (actor), Jerry Maren (actor), Billy Curtis (actor), 'Chema' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew), Joe Tornatore (actor),

Plot: Taylor and two other astronauts come out of deep hibernation to find that their ship has crashed. Escaping with little more than clothes they find that they have landed on a planet where men are pre-lingual and uncivilized while apes have learned speech and technology. Taylor is captured and taken to the city of the apes after damaging his throat so that he is silent and cannot communicate with the apes.

Keywords: 40th-century, american-flag, animal-in-title, ape, ape-man, artifact, astronaut, attempted-escape, aunt, bare-chested-male
Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Somewhere in the universe there must be something better than man. In a matter of time, an astronaut will wing through the centuries and find the answer. He may find the most terrifying one of all on the planet where apes are the rulers and man the beast. An unusual and important motion picture from the author of "The Bridge on the River Kwai"! This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on the Planet of the Apes. This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on the "Planet of the Apes". Somewhere in the Universe, there must be something better than man! 20th Century Fox Wants You To... Go Ape [1974 Rerelease] Hunted . . . haunted . . . wanted . . . like beasts of prey!

Quotes:

Julius: You know the saying, "Human see, human do."

George Taylor: I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.

George Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.

George Taylor: It's a mad house! A mad house!

George Taylor: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.::Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.

[Taylor ties up Dr. Zaius]::Dr. Zira: Taylor! Don't treat him that way!::George Taylor: Why not?::Dr. Zira: It's humiliating!::George Taylor: The way you humiliated me? All of you? YOU led me around on a LEASH!::Cornelius: That was different. We thought you were inferior.::George Taylor: Now you know better.

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?::Dr. Zaius: His destiny.

[the first words ever spoken by a human to the apes]::George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

George Taylor: A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.::Dr. Zaius: Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.

Noci i jutra (1959)

Actors: Boris Buzancic (actor), Zora Brankovic (editor), Ranko Gucevac (actor), Vlastimir-Djuza Stojiljkovic (actor), Vlasta Velisavljevic (actor), Marija Kohn (actress), Milan Srdoc (actor), Antun Vrdoljak (actor), Marijan Lovric (actor), Pjer Majhrovski (director), Vasja Stankovic (actor), Vladimir Kraus-Rajteric (composer), Ljuba Kovacevic (actor), Toma Jovanovic (actor), Zlatibor Stoimirov (actor),

Genres: Drama, Thriller, War,

Fantee (1920)

Actors: Louis Willoughby (actor), Louis Willoughby (director), Philip Anthony (actor), Olive Valerie (actress), Joan Sutherland (writer), Edna Monti (actress), Dorothy Radcliffe (actress), Constantin Nicoletto (actor),

Genres: Drama,