• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Uska Dara - Eartha Kitt
• Üsküdar - Onur Akin
• Escritorio - Los Cafres
• Whisky & A Water - Moses Hazy

Üsküdar'a gider iken aldi da bir yagmur
Üsküdar'a gider iken aldi da bir yagmur
Kâtibimin setresi uzun, etegi çamur
Kâtibimin setresi uzun, etegi çamur
Kâtip uykudan uyanmis, gözleri mahmur
Kâtip uykudan uyanmis, gözleri mahmur
Kâtip benim, ben kâtibin, ele karisir?
Kâtibime siter eter faltu ne güzel yarasir
Uska dara is a little town in Turkey
And in the old days
Many women had male secretaries
Oh, well, that's Turkey
Üsküdar'a gider iken bir mendil buldum
Üsküdar'a gider iken bir mendil buldum
Mendilimin içine lokum doldurdum
Mendilimin içine lokum doldurdum
They take a trip from Usku dara in the rain
And on the way they fall in love
He's wearing a stiff collar, in a full dress suit
She looks at him longingly through her veil
And casually feeds him candy, oh, those Turks
Kâtibimi arar iken yanimda buldum
Kâtibimi arar iken yanimda buldum
Kâtip benim, ben kâtibin, el ne karisir?
Kâtibime kolali da gömlek ne güzel yarasir
Kâtibimi arar iken yanimda buldum
Kâtibimi arar iken yanimda buldum
Kâtip benim, ben kâtibin, el ne karisir?
Kâtibime kolali da gömlek ne güzel yarasir

Bindiğin vapurlar geldi Üsküdar'a
Herkes inerdi
Sen de inerdin
Ben seni yalnız seni beklerdim
Bir senin saçların deniz kokardı
Bir de hiçkimsenin
Yankısı yoktu büyük aşkımın
Bilirdim ama ben divaneydim
Martılar bilirdi, kuşlar bilirdi
Seni nasıl sevdiğimi sen bilmezdin
Saçlarını savurur giderdin

Por sobre tu cuello vuelvo a nacer,
descendiendo al valle de mimos,
me zambullo suave pegado a vos
tengo un escritorio en el cielo.
Quiero acariciar tu ombligo y ver
cómo tu sonrisa es mi amiga,
me olvido de todo y empiezo a se.
tengo un escritorio en el cielo.
Me encanta besarte y así saber,
que todo es mejor de a poquito,
subo a alimentarme otra vez amor
tengo mi escritorio en el cielo.
Siento hoy tu fresca belleza,
como derritiendo mi ego,
subo a acariciarte otra vez amor
quiero mi escritorio del cielo
quiero mi escritorio del cielo.
Sigo acariciando tu suavidad,
hasta convertirme en brisa,
sigo demostrando a mi soledad,
que la vida puede ser risa.
Quiero mi escritorio del cielo.
Quiero acariciar tu ombligo y ver
cómo tu sonrisa es mi amiga,
me olvido de todo y empiezo a ser
tengo un escritorio en el cielo.
No encuentro temor ni estupidez,
ya desaparezco en alientos,
subo a alimentarme otra vez amor
quiero mi escritorio del cielo
quiero mi escritorio del cielo.

I see you're the kinda gal who knows what man wants,
Can't even count the differences to those local pub's
cunts
Who stands lookin' cold with their tits frozen on the
desk,
Not knowing when to shut up nor what to ask
You really look nice..the kinda I could take home..
Well,my wife might not like it but does she really need
to know..?
'Cause I'm a lovin' man 'n no one needs to get hurt
But there is one or two things I gotta get at first
Just two soft helping hands, ya know what I mean?
A stairway to heaven or at least out of this dirt
So turn around,honey, go back where you came from
But keep that smile on there's no need to get lame
'Cause all I want is..
A WHISKEY! AND A WATER! And I want'em in that order!
First whiskey, a strong one, kind of that hurts
Then water served cold with nice warm flirt!
Hey what's with that face, you ain't the same gal
And what's with that gorilla, hope he ain't your pal
And where are my drinks, I too got some rights
And I can walk by myself, there's no need for guides
And what is this big number, was it something I said?
Don't take it too personal, ya know we just met
And I already know this isn't the way to your bed,
That's one thing I certainly get
And hey monkey, I'm a lovin' man with no need to get
hurt
And there was only two things i asked from this bird,
So I'm sure we'd agree if we'd sit around this table
Fighting is not my thing but to talk I might be able,
So man to man, this gal's hardly liable,no reason to
beat me,
Anyway I didn't ask like someone to feed me
I JUST GOT-TA-GET A WHISKEY!!