Pro Bowl

7-10 Split (2007)

Actors: Tara Reid (actress), Corey Large (producer), Rachel Hunter (actress), Vinnie Jones (actor), Whitney Cummings (actress), Ray Wise (actor), Vincent Pastore (actor), D.T. Carney (actor), Robert Carradine (actor), Clayne Crawford (actor), Rob Huebel (actor), Sam Sarpong (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), Alan Pao (producer), Alan Pao (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: The future rests on their balls.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.