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My Fair Lidy (2014)

Actors: Ralph Clemente (producer), Ralph Clemente (director), Valensky Sylvain (actor), Tom Nowicki (actor), Rus Blackwell (actor), Michael Ray Davis (actor), David Mackey (actor), Rodney Luis Aquino (actor), Christopher Backus (actor), Christopher Backus (actor), Joe Coffey (actor), Dennis Neal (actor), Oliver Peters (editor), Travis Bell (producer), Janie Michele Simms (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Blood in the Grass (2013)

Actors: Ben Matheny (actor), Trent Davis (editor), Trent Davis (producer), Kd Amond (producer), Trent Davis (writer), Trent Davis (director), Veleka Gray (actress), Glenn Robin (actor), Joshua David Johnston (editor), Mason Joiner (actor), Havilah Malone (actress), Sara Bonar (producer), Megan Edwards (producer), Jason Breaux (actor), Morgan Smith (costume designer),

Plot: In a dystopian near future, the loved ones of murder victims are allowed to execute their loved one's killer. Seeking revenge, widower Burr prepares to execute his only son's convicted murderer, one of the boy's teenage peers. However, as the date looms closer, Burr begins to doubt his ability to carry out the action, and he realizes that there may have been more to the boys' relationship than he knew.

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Fluffenhaus: The Comeback of a Pop Culture Icon (2009)

Actors: Jennifer Scott (actress), Bruce Spielbauer (actor), Walt Sloan (actor), Chad Meyer (actor), Suzy Brack (actress), Jeff Garretson (actor), Dan Latham (actor), Sandy Gulliver (actress), Debbi Burns (actress), Tony Domino (actor), Erin Breen (actress), Jeremy Kruse (director), Jeremy Kruse (actor), Jeremy Kruse (editor), Jonathan C. Legat (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Music, Short,

C.C. & Company (1970)

Actors: Joe Namath (actor), Bruce Glover (actor), Sid Haig (actor), William Smith (actor), Joseph E. Levine (producer), Greg Mullavey (actor), Ann-Margret (actress), Bill Baldwin (actor), Meta Rebner (miscellaneous crew), Michael I. Rachmil (miscellaneous crew), Fred A. Chulack (editor), Roger Smith (producer), Roger Smith (writer), Walter Painter (miscellaneous crew), Elton MacPherson (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Motorcycle mechanic C.C. Ryder joins "The Heads," an outlaw biker gang. Fellow gang members menace fashion journalist Ann when her limo breaks down in the desert, but C.C. comes to her rescue. The bikers disrupt a motorcross event tied in with a fashion shoot, but C.C. enters the competition under Ann's admiring eye. His win puts him at odds with Moon, leader of "The Heads." When C.C. leaves with his cut of the purse, the bikers kidnap Ann, and C.C. races Moon to win her freedom.

Keywords: acronym-in-title, attempted-rape, biker, character-name-in-title, female-nudity, female-to-male-foot-in-crotch, independent-film, motocross, motorcycle, motorcycle-gang
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

C.C. Ryder: So what's the problem?::Moon: You seem to be man, we got the club here see, and here you are way over there.

Eddie Ellis: Those characters over there - that's what gives motorcyling a bad name.::Eddie Ellis: They ought to have their heads examined, taking choppers on a moto-cross course.

Eddie Ellis: They made asses of themselves trying to burn up the course on choppers.

Moon: You guys want to watch this freak show, that's your hangup, not mine.

Moon: I mean what the hell is this?::Moon: I mean I don't gotta do nothin, you gotta do something.

[first lines]::C.C. Ryder: Excuse me.::Store manager: Yes, sir?::C.C. Ryder: Where are the cupcakes?::Store manager: 11B, sir, right over there.::C.C. Ryder: Thank you.::Store manager: Not at all.

Pick-Up Truck Driver: Don't see many pretty girls like you hitchin' rides 'round here.::Zit-Zit: Is that a fact?::Pick-Up Truck Driver: Yup. You a student?::Zit-Zit: No, I'm a teenage prostitute. Give you any ideas?

Ann McCalley: How do you get along without working?::C.C. Ryder: Just fine.::Ann McCalley: [laughs] You steal from the rich to give to the poor?::C.C. Ryder: No, I steal from the rich 'cause the poor have no money.

Eddie Ellis: How do you feel about advice from someone who's older and who's been around a bit longer?::Ann McCalley: To be perfectly frank, I prefer it from someone younger who hasn't been around at all. Their advice is usually a lot more fun.::Eddie Ellis: Ann, you know you can't possibly have any kind of permanent relationship with a guy like that.::Ann McCalley: I'm not looking for anything permanent, 'cause nothing ever is.::Eddie Ellis: Beautiful you are, practical you're not.::Ann McCalley: I don't wanna be practical, I just wanna be happy. And I find that when I'm with him, I'm very happy.::Eddie Ellis: For how long?::Ann McCalley: Doesn't matter. Hey, you don't pass on happiness just because it might not last. You take it while you can.

[Ann is held hostage by the Heads]::Pig: Ah, hello, my name is Miss Pig and I'm the group recreational leader here. Would you like a dip in the pool? Badminton, bowling on the green, anything you like. Don't you look lovely in your little frock? Oh, I used it for a bedspread last year, I think. Do you like my clothes? Straight from the Goodwill bag, free for nothing. Straight from the sewers, you think? Could you use me on the cover of your magazine? Well, we're just dying to hear your comments on our humble way of life, as compared to that of the fashion world.::Ann McCalley: Fuck off.::Pig: Oh, thank you very much.

The Bowling Match (1913)

Actors: Mack Sennett (director), Charles Inslee (actor), Edgar Kennedy (actor), Hank Mann (actor), Ford Sterling (actor), Virginia Kirtley (actress), Mabel Normand (actress), Mack Sennett (producer), Dave Anderson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,