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Mental (2012)

Actors: Charles Heaphy (miscellaneous crew), Anthony LaPaglia (actor), Gary Hamilton (producer), Liev Schreiber (actor), Lon Haber (miscellaneous crew), Toni Collette (actress), Kerry Fox (actress), Bryce Menzies (miscellaneous crew), Caroline Goodall (actress), Rebecca Gibney (actress), Jerry Zucker (producer), Tony Gibbs (miscellaneous crew), Nathan Smith (miscellaneous crew), Jill Bilcock (editor), Jill Bilcock (producer),

Plot: The Moochmore girls are certain they all suffer from some kind of undiagnosed mental illness - because if they're not crazy then they're just unpopular. Their mother Shirley - unable to cope with her demanding daughters and unsupported by her philandering politician husband, Barry - suffers a nervous breakdown. After Barry commits his wife to a mental hospital (telling his constituents that "she's on holiday") he finds himself alone with 5 teenage girls he barely knows. Desperate, he impulsively picks up a hitchhiker named Shaz and installs her in his home as nanny to his daughters.

Keywords: anti-conformity, flaming-fart, nanny, satire, slapstick
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Shaz: I love ya, ya cunt.::Trevor Blundell: Ya fucking mad bitch.

Jane Moochmore: That's Michelle. She's mental. We all are.::Shaz: I'll be the judge of that.

Receptionist: [knocking] Barry! Mayor Moochmore!::Barry Moochmore: [through locked door] I'm in conference!::Receptionist: There's an emergency at home.::Jean: [door opens. A lady sits on the bed, dishevelled, make-up smudged, adjusting her clothing. She points to a painting on the wall] I painted that.::Barry Moochmore: I'm helping Jean widen her access road.

Shaz: I love ya, ya cunt.::Trevor Blundell: You fucking mad bitch.

Barry Moochmore: Oy, she's stayin' in your room.::Jane Moochmore: Where will I sleep?::Barry Moochmore: You share with Jane.::Jane Moochmore: I *am* Jane.::Barry Moochmore: I don't care about that anymore. Tell your problems to whats-her-name.

Shirley Moochmore: Are you one of Dr Thornbender's patients as well?::Sandra: Yep. And I love her. And I don't like whiteys as a rule, but Shaz... Shaz isn't white. She's a new colour. She's mauve.::Shaz: Awwwwww::Sandra: It's true, Shaz, you're mauve. You're fucking mauve. Now Shaz knows. She knows. She's gonna change your fucking life.::Shirley Moochmore: That's the impression I get.

Coral Moochmore: I can't go any further. I won't.::Shaz: You don't get to the top of this mountain, Coral, then you're nuthin', just like they say ya are.::Coral Moochmore: What's the point of getting to the top anyway?::Shaz: Not being at the bottom.

Shaz: I'll show ya the meaning of the word 'mental'. Page 354.::Coral Moochmore: [reads] 'Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.'::Shaz: [points to neighbour scrubbing her garbage bins] Yeah that's her.::Coral Moochmore: 'Stubborn, stingy, possessive, uncreative and unimaginative, directed to meaningless activities that require being tidy and meticulous.' It is her.::Shaz: Yeah, they're all in there, the 'ole neighbourhood. There's that delusional over there. He mowed the same strip of grass yesterd'y. He can't help himself. [runs over two garbage bins and is chased down the street by a neighbour] Look, look, look at him, look. Upset the delicate balance of their fantasy world, they go nuts.::Coral Moochmore: But they can't all be mental.::Jane Moochmore: What are the odds of that?::Shaz: Weehee. You just stumbled on the meaning of life and ya don't even know it.

Shaz: And she's very, very sorry.::Doris: I'm very, very sorry.::Shirley Moochmore: For what?::Shaz: For being a cunt. [the others gasp] You are a cunt. You are the cuntiest cunt of all time. Admit your cunthood. It's an irrefutable fact, like gravity.::Shirley Moochmore: Oh please don't make her say that.::Shaz: Oh, all right, she's sorry for not being a very good sister.::Shirley Moochmore: I'm sorry too.

Barry Moochmore: Shirley. Shirley. I have been saving this for a special occasion. Your very own waterfall. [holds up commemorative plaque] Named it after you. Put it through the Council last year. It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning. It's only a few hours' hike from the road... if you use a machete.::Shirley Moochmore: [takes plaque] Oh. Shirley Moochmore Falls. It's true - I did fall. I fell deep in a forest and there was no one there to hear me. Except there was someone... and it wasn't you. You had a family, Barry. You had a wife.

The Impossible Elephant (2001)

Actors: Michael Richard Plowman (composer), Gerry Therrien (miscellaneous crew), Nicholas Lea (actor), Mia Sara (actress), Simon Chin (miscellaneous crew), Tamara Mauthe (miscellaneous crew), Kirk Jarrett (miscellaneous crew), Mark Rendall (actor), Robert C. Cooper (writer), David Doerksen (producer), Martin Wood (director), Andrea Menard (actress), Alex Doduk (actor), Tim Gamble (producer), Gary Goldberger (producer),

Plot: Motherless Daniel 'Danny' Harris believed his dad that wishes to falling stars don't just come true, but when he wishes for an elephant a baby one magically appears in a crate in their back yard. Naturally father Steven, a newspaper journalist, isn't to popular when he responsibly brings the new 'pet' to the local zoo, nor its caretaker George when he admits such an animal, especially this one who soon falls sick, needs specialist care they can't provide and will therefore be shipped to San Diego. The only one who helps Danny is nerdy genius Gilbert Trout, who is also constantly bullied at school, but proves a valuable ally in a daring attempt to spring free the pachyderm, and then more magic happens...

Keywords: animal-in-title, death-of-mother, elephant, family-relationships, magic, pet, pre-teen, wish
Genres: Adventure, Family,
Taglines: With a good friend by your side, anything is possible.

A Good Baby (2000)

Actors: Rhoda Griffis (actress), Steven C. Beer (miscellaneous crew), David Mansfield (composer), Danny Nelson (actor), David Strathairn (actor), Henry Thomas (actor), Toby Huss (actor), Danny Vinson (actor), Tanoa Parks (miscellaneous crew), Derrick Tseng (producer), Cara Seymour (actress), Brooks Baldwin (miscellaneous crew), Jerry Rushing (actor), Lianne Halfon (producer), M. Michelle Crisp (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A young loner wandering the back roads of North Carolina comes across an abandoned baby. He immediately starts seeking the baby's parents, but starts developing a bond with the child that explores his own isolated roots. In true bad guy fashion, a traveling salesman appears and truths about the baby's origin start to unravel.

Keywords: abandoned-baby, appalachia, baby, independent-film, north-carolina, title-directed-by-female
Genres: Drama,

Der Kindermord (1997)

Actors: Bernd Böhlich (director), Francis Fulton-Smith (actor), Christian Redl (actor), Gunter Schoß (actor), Jürgen Vogel (actor), Kirsten Block (actress), Annekathrin Bürger (actress), Barbara Dittus (actress), Maria Schrader (actress), Christian Brückner (actor), Claudine Wilde (actress), Fred Breinersdorfer (writer), Heinz-Dieter Knaup (actor), Maja Maranow (actress), Utz Krause (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Double 0 Kid (1992)

Actors: Steven Paul (producer), Brigitte Nielsen (actress), Karen Black (actress), John Rhys-Davies (actor), Anne Francis (actress), Nicole Eggert (actress), Patrick Wright (actor), Seth Green (actor), Corey Haim (actor), Steven Paul (actor), Chuck Hicks (actor), Basil Hoffman (actor), Wallace Shawn (actor), Misha Segal (composer), Steven Paul (writer),

Plot: Lance, a teenager, dreams to be a secret agent when he is suddenly in the middle of an hacker intrigue which aims at an international environmental congress. Lance gets in possession of a computer access card one of which the hackers are in urgent need of for their operation. Lance begins to play with the hackers, seeing his dream come true.

Keywords: access-card, child-in-peril, child-protagonist, computer, computer-cracker, computer-hacker, espionage, gadget, hacker, helicopter
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: His Weapons: A Super Soaker and a Joystick. His Mission: To Save the World... Before Dinner!

Quotes:

[Lance is late from work]::Trout: You're late?::Lance Elliot: Four minutes, twenty-three seconds... Look, I was chased by a farmer car, I had to lose them.::Trout: Get some coffee, for me a black one.::Lance Elliot: Yes, sir.

[Lance offers Trout a cup of coffee]::Lance Elliot: Pick up the left one.::Trout: Oh... Why?::Lance Elliot: Well, you asked for a black coffee?::Trout: [pics up the cup, smiles] Did you spit in it?::[Trout has a sip and almost spits it out]::Trout: How much sugar is in this?!::Lance Elliot: Oh, sorry sir! That one was mine.

[Kseenbaum has got a woom while on driving simulator system.]::Rudi Von Kseenbaum: What kind of game is this?::Cashpot: Who said that was a game?

Don't Tell Her It's Me (1990)

Actors: Beth Grant (actress), Steve Guttenberg (actor), Shelley Long (actress), Marshall Harvey (editor), John Daly (producer), Kyle MacLachlan (actor), Don Hood (actor), Tony Epper (actor), Sharon 'Mae' West (miscellaneous crew), Clay Walker (miscellaneous crew), Mädchen Amick (actress), Jami Gertz (actress), Derek Gibson (producer), Nada Despotovich (actress), Steve Rhea (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. When he falls in love with Emily, Gus takes the identity of a mysterious biker from New Zealand.

Keywords: based-on-novel, cancer, cartoonist, get-into-shape, harley-davidson, independent-film, losing-weight, motorcycle, revenge, training-exercise
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: A romantic comedy about true love under false pretenses. Gus #1 didn't have a ghost of a chance until he became... Gus #2. With his new looks the girl of his dreams is about to find out that looks are only skin deep when she falls in love with Gus #1 and #2.

Quotes:

Lizzie Potts: Well it will all be history soon anyway. At five o' clock sharp, when he leaves his place on Caleechie Drive. 909 Caleechie Drive.

Gus Kubicek: Spirits for the spirits.

Gus Kubicek: And now, ladies and gentleman, the one the only microwave lounge singer!

Lizzie Potts: Oh great, look at this. Hungry Man, cup o' soup, cup o' stew, cop o' noodles...::Gus Kubicek: Do you mind not indexing my garbage?::Lizzie Potts: What's this?::Gus Kubicek: Oh please, by all means, review my mail.::Lizzie Potts: Get well cards?::Gus Kubicek: When you're through, my diary is upstairs.

Emily Pear: What's your daughters name?::Lizzie Potts: Annabelle. Or piglet, mostly piglet.

Lizzie Potts: No! Annabelle! Don't play with the space heater coil. Piglet, if you breath gas it will tie up all your available hemoglobin and there will be none left for oxygen transfer. Your lips and nail beds will turn cherry red and you'll die of carbon monoxide poisoning. I like to acquaint her with consequences.

Gus Kubicek: I am Lobo. I hunt alone. I need no one.

Trout: [Takes Lobo's totem necklace from Emily] Baby cakes what is this?::Emily Pear: It's nothing I found it.::Trout: Oh, I like it. Let me have it. For an engagement present.::Emily Pear: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the man supposed to give the woman an engagement present? Something in the form of a ring?

Emily Pear: Gay? Diseased? Married... ugh!

Gus Kubicek: Emily.::Emily Pear: Lobo!::Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...::Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?::Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...::Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?::Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...::Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me, I don't care if you're married. I know that you're leaving, I know we'll only have this one night but I want it Lobo. I want the memories.::Gus Kubicek: Emily... I... [Emily proceeds to kiss him interrupting his words]

Nashville (1975)

Actors: Karen Black (actress), Bert Remsen (actor), Keenan Wynn (actor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Ned Beatty (actor), Keith Carradine (actor), Howard K. Smith (actor), Robert DoQui (actor), Michael Murphy (actor), Allen Garfield (actor), Henry Gibson (actor), Scott Glenn (actor), Jeff Goldblum (actor), Geraldine Chaplin (actress), Elliott Gould (actor),

Plot: This movie tells the intersecting stories of various people connected to the music business in Nashville. Barbara Jean is the reigning queen of Nashville but is near collapse. Linnea and Delbert Reese have a shaky marriage and 2 deaf children. Opal is a British journalist touring the area. These and other stories come together in a dramatic climax.

Keywords: adultery, assassination, candidate, car-accident, car-racing, country-music, critically-acclaimed, deaf-child, deafness, ensemble-cast
Genres: Drama, Music,
Taglines: Wild. Wonderful. Sinful. Laughing. Explosive. The Home of Country Music The damnedest thing you ever saw!

Quotes:

Barbara Jean: [after singing a song] For Momma and Daddy.

Hal Philip Walker: Who do you think is running Congress? Farmers? Engineers? Teachers? Businessmen? No, my friends. Congress is run by lawyers. A lawyer is trained for two things and two things only. To clarify - that's one. And to confuse - that's the other. He does whichever is to his client's advantage. Did you ever ask a lawyer the time of day? He told you how to make a watch, didn't he? Ever ask a lawyer how to get to Mr. Jones' house in the country? You got lost, didn't you? Congress is composed of five hundred and thirty-five individuals. Two hundred and eighty-eight are lawyers. And you wonder what's wrong in Congress. No wonder we often know how to make a watch, but we don't know the time of day.

Bill: You're supposed to wear the blue dress when I wear this.::Mary: I don't want to dress like twins anymore.::Bill: We're not twins. We're a trio.

Bill: Is this just network or is it, uh...?::John Triplette: No, it's better, it's really better than network. It's going to be syndicated, so I mean, hell, they're going to be showing it for a year and a half

Barbara Jean: [she finishes singing a song at her concert] Thank you. I wanna tell you all a little secret which you might not know, and that is that last night I thanked my lucky stars that I could be here at all to sing for ya. I heard on the radio this little boy, nine years old. Sometimes a deejay'll play a tune and ask everybody to phone in and say how they like it. I was listenin', and this little nine-year-old called in. The song had voices in the background, like the way they use backup voices these days, soundin' like little munchkins. He called up, the deejay said, "How old are you, son?" The boy said, "I'm nine, and I think it's gonna be a hit. " The deejay said, "Why?" "Because it had those chipmunks in it. " And I thought that was so cute, because, well, I can sing like a munchkin myself. I'm real fond of The Wizard of Oz. Plus, I live out, you know, just a ways off of Interstate on the road to Chattanooga. So you can see why I kinda related to that. I think me and the boys are gonna strike up another tune for you now. Let's go, boys. I think there's a storm... seems like it's a-brewin'. That's what my grandaddy used to say before he lost his hearin'. Once he got deaf, he never talked much no more. 'Cept sometimes he'd say "Oh, gosh" or "Durn it" or "My word!" My granny'd go around clickin' her teeth to the radio all day. Boy, was she a lot of fun, and cooked my favorite, roast beef. She was a sweetheart. She raised chickens too. She, um... Did you ever hear a chicken sound? You know how chickens go? Here, chick, chick, chick. Here, chick, chick, chick. Anyway, I guess we'd better strike up this tune before it's too late. Okay, boys. The first job I ever really got... Grandma... She's the one who clacked her false teeth to the radio. She taught my mama how to sing, and my mama taught me. One time she took me, 'cause we was gonna get a new Frigidaire. She took me to the Frigidaire store where the man was advertisin'. This record was goin' 'round, and Mama told him I knew how to sing. He said, "If she learns this tune, I'll give y'all a quarter. " So Mama and I went home... And then what happened? Let's see, I think... Uh, yeah. We went home and I learned both sides of the record in half an hour. We went back and told him that I'd learned 'em, and he said, "Let me hear," so I sang both sides of the record instead of just one. So he gave us cents, and we went across the street and had us a soda. Ever since then I been workin'. I don't... I think ever since then I been workin' and doin' my... - Come on, come on. - Supportin'myself. Anyway...::Barnett: [comes up on stage and starts to pull her from the microphone] Hey, hey. Hey, hey.::Barbara Jean: Am I all right? Am I all right?::Barnett: Oh, you're fine, darlin'. [he guides her offstage]

Star: You look like a guy I was in the navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged.

Connie White: You're English, aren't you?::Julie Christie: Yes.::Connie White: [proudly] I could tell.

Opal: I'm Opal, from the BBC!

Barnett: [In Barbara Jean's hospital room] Now, where's Barnett goin'? Where am I goin'? Hmm?::Barbara Jean: King of the Road.::Barnett: Why am I goin' there?::Barbara Jean: To see Connie.::Barnett: And why am I doin' that?::Barbara Jean: To thank her for singin' at the Opry.::Barnett: Now, who am I doin' that for?::Barbara Jean: You're doin' it for me.::Barnett: That's right. Now, I'm walkin' out now. What do you say as I walk out? You say bye-bye.::Barbara Jean: Bye.::Barnett: Bye-bye.::Barbara Jean: Bye-bye... [He leaves her]... Barnett?

Opal: [speaking into a micro recorder as she walks through a school bus parking lot] The buses! The buses are empty and look almost menacing, threatening, as so many yellow dragons watching me with their hollow, vacant eyes. I wonder how many little black and white children have yellow nightmares, their own special brand of fear for the yellow peril... Damn it, it's got to be more... positive. No, more negative! Start again. Yellow is the color of caution. No. Yellow is the color of cowardice. Yellow is the color of sunshine. And yet I see very little sunshine in the lives of all the little black and white children. I see their lives, rather, as a study in grayness, a mixture of black and... Oh, Christ, no. That's fascist. Yellow! Yellow, yellow, yellow. Yellow fever...

And the Same to You (1960)

Actors: Ronald Adam (actor), William Hartnell (actor), Terry Scott (actor), Philip Green (composer), John Junkin (writer), John Paddy Carstairs (writer), Shirley Anne Field (actress), Sid James (actor), Larry Taylor (actor), Miles Malleson (actor), Arthur Mullard (actor), Renee Houston (actress), Bob Simmons (actor), Tommy Duggan (actor), Jack Taylor (actor),

Plot: Stuck with the name "Dickie Dreadnought," Rix feels he has no choice but to pursue a career as a boxer. To mollify his uncle, Rix pretends to be the soul of religiosity, while his tough-talking manager William Hartnell poses as a Man of the Cloth.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Comedy,

Man of the West (1958)

Actors: Sam Freedle (miscellaneous crew), Gary Cooper (actor), Royal Dano (actor), John Dehner (actor), Joe Dominguez (actor), Dick Elliott (actor), Frank Ferguson (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Tom London (actor), Robert J. Wilke (actor), Guy Wilkerson (actor), Ann Kunde (actress), Tina Menard (actress), Walter Mirisch (producer), Leigh Harline (composer),

Plot: On his way to hire a schoolteacher, a homesteader is left a hundred miles from anywhere when the train he is on is robbed. With him are an attractive dancehall girl and an untrustworthy gambler and he decides to get shelter nearby from outlaw relatives he used to run with. They don't trust him and he loathes them but they decide he can help them with one last bank job.

Keywords: bar-shootout, barn, based-on-novel, card-shark, cousin-cousin-relationship, dead-woman-on-floor, death, death-of-wife, desert, digging-a-grave
Genres: Drama, Romance, Western,
Taglines: IN THE ROLE THAT FITS HIM LIKE A GUN FITS A HOLSTER! GARY COOPER as the MAN OF THE WEST (original print ad - all caps)

Quotes:

Link Jones: There's a point where you either grow up and become a human being or you rot, like that bunch.

Link Jones: Don't you talk anymore, Claude? We used to talk, you and me, when we were kids. What happened? Things have kind of gone to hell haven't they? And you're still at it - stealing and killing and running.

Link Jones: [Startled by the train engine] That's the ugliest thing I ever saw in my life!::Sam Beasley: [Sardonically] You never met my ex-wife.

Sam Beasley: Hello, Billie! Billie, you're lookin' very good!::Billie Ellis: Thanks, and I thought the only thing that looked good to you was a marked deck.

Sam Beasley: Mr. Jones is lookin' to stretch his legs although I don't think he want them any longer than they are. [laughs]

Coaley: [to Link] Do you talk?

Dock Tobin: There'a more money in that Lassoo bank than any one of you could think.

Billie Ellis: What are you lookin' at?::Link Jones: Your shoes.::Billie Ellis: [Looking down] My shoes? Oh, that makes this trip worthwhile. You're the first man who's looked at that part of me since I was 14 years old.

Dock Tobin: [to Link] I put a piece of work into you. every last idea that shot through your head was mine. I remember every bloody minute of it.

Claude: We're gonna kill you, Link. That's a promise!::Link Jones: You sound a little shaky, Claude. Are you nervous?

Varsity Show (1937)

Actors: Wilfred Lucas (actor), Edward Brophy (actor), Tom Kennedy (actor), Al Lloyd (actor), Ted Healy (actor), Halliwell Hobbes (actor), Stuart Holmes (actor), John Harron (actor), Robert Homans (actor), Sterling Holloway (actor), Walter Catlett (actor), Earl Dwire (actor), Glen Cavender (actor), Sol Gorss (actor), Jack Mower (actor),

Plot: Winfield College students who are trying to put together the annual varsity show come into conflict with their faculty adviser, a stodgy old professor whose ideas are hopelessly out of date, and who won't even let the new "swing" music be played in the show. They decide to get ahold of a former student who is now a big Broadway star and have him direct their show. What they don't know is that this "star's" last three shows were big flops.

Keywords: amateur-theater, college, college-student, dancer, director, examination, financial-crisis, fraternity-pin, hazing, mayor
Genres: Musical,
Taglines: IT'S THE CHEER LEADER OF ALL SCREEN MUSICALS! (original ad - all caps) See college life in the RAH!