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Who's been watching vinyl? I've done four episodes already this eve https://www.instagram.com/p/BE61r3gvszM/ 

#mood #slumped https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6kkwhPszv/ 

Caught this today, great job by @professorgreen - Hidden and Homeless: http://bbc.in/1PMzd53  via @bbciplayer

Finally https://www.instagram.com/p/BE58Mgnvs4W/ 

Last day filming the doggy doc. Still look ill but feeling better available for all post 4.30pm bank holiday shenanigans

When your alarm goes off but you’ve already ground your coffee #winning. It’s important you appreciate the win no matter how small.

My sober dinner dates @carolineflack1 @gizzierskine https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4TDtBPs8K/ 

What if Orwell was to blame

My Nan is such a sweetheart for keeping all this #history #sylvester https://www.instagram.com/p/BE3o8vPvs1g/ 

'If you think it's all just music you really should do your history' #iceberg #history #donaldduck https://www.instagram.com/p/BE3oLBkPszC/ 

'This shit ain't retro I ain't been shopping I had this shit from when I was shottin'' #avirex https://www.instagram.com/p/BE3m13rPs-i/ 

It’ll be back in yours shortly

The music is back in my life

Young Arthur https://www.instagram.com/p/BE3Jze-Ps9B/ 

Cabin Fever

@professorgreen White sauce so it doesn't show.

@professorgreen it's mainly used when seeing flecks of black pepper would ruin the look. I use both equally in my cooking however

@professorgreen I can confirm it is shit and pointless

@professorgreen for racial equality in spices

Can someone tell me why white pepper exists and who the fuck uses it? I’ve never come across a recipe where white pepper is an ingredient

Not happy with being referred to as a super-slug. https://www.instagram.com/p/BE0wERPPsxh/ 

I need a nurse and some proper pain killers

Real G's getting real P's quick, ain't it a bitch Clean money got us filthy rich, SICK LIFE. @professorgreen

THERE IS NO POINT IN EXPLAINING YOURSELF TO PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND YOU TO BEGIN WITH.

Going to bed in my trackie to try and sweat this deathly tonsillitis out. I haven't felt this… https://www.instagram.com/p/BEzd-dCvs8z/ 

So I thought going out for a couple of hours wouldn’t hurt. Now feel like every muscle in my body has been strained and my skins sore #ill

A lot happened at Koko tonight! Big up lethalbizzle @Skepta and everyone https://www.instagram.com/p/BEzJJ55Ps1T/ 

With @officialgiggs on Jools Holland last week - #3WheelUps #MadeInTheManor http://bit.ly/2499GeY 

the world is 100% coming to an end. snow / sun / hail / repeat

Ulcerated tonsillitis for the first time in about 6 yrs

3 tracks into views and i wanna listen to DMX now. 'its on till its on. . .'

Safe to say my glands are swollen then? bank holiday weekend plans out the window https://www.instagram.com/p/BEx1kHlvs5T/ 

#BOTM

'they've got glastonbury, we've got t in the park, where people get glassed an buried all the time' punchline king @frankieboyle

crying with laughter

this @frankieboyle stand up on netflix is making my sides hurt

you look like at some point in life you've had to pull a dangerous dog off your mum. . . so as you could have a go at fucking her yourself

@example

'Pretty little ghosts, they look so perfect from a distance, but when you go to touch them - there's nothing there'

On a scale of one to ten this tonsillitis is a healthy 13. Soberly enjoying @RudimentalUk and beig @example's designated driver. #sicklife

An arty pic of @parishilton @katerothschild @example and myself. https://www.instagram.com/p/BEuA8tQvs1N/ 

Well done @tomsstory on restaurant_ours https://www.instagram.com/p/BEt-4clvsxS/ 

Out of the Darkness @example https://www.instagram.com/p/BEt9-CHvs_r/