The Horror Network Vol. 1 (2013)

Actors: Macarena Gómez (actress), Brian Dorton (writer), Brian Dorton (director), Brian Dorton (actor), Brian Dorton (producer), Nick Frangione (actor), Jan Cornet (actor), Douglas Conner (actor), Douglas Conner (editor), Artem Mishin (actor), Jacob Torres (actor), Rodney Horn (actor), Joseph Graham (writer), Joseph Graham (director), Nigel Long (actor),

Plot: Hal is a troubled young man working with the Psychiatrist Dr. Alexei. Hal sleepwalks, sometimes lingering in a trance over his sleeping mother, sometimes waking up with blood on his hands. Dr. Alexei uses hypnosis to try and unlock the secrets inside his troubled patient. Instead, he awakens a monster. Cristina and her mother live in an inner world of fear and pain, unable to regain his life after the scars left on them by the brutal beatings of their father and husband. Topher lives outside of a normal society, a drifter from one place to the next he shows no mercy upon those unfortunate enough to cross paths with him. When a young, deaf schoolgirl is bullied and left to take the long walk home alone, she realizes that she's being followed and a frantic game of cat and mouse begins. growing ever more sinister as it becomes clear that she may never make it home again.

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Side Effects May Include: Screaming, Fear, and Death!

Monomyth (2013)

Actors: Michael Oshins (actor), Sam Cooke (editor), Sam Cooke (director), Jami Simon (actress), Sam Cooke (writer), Sam Cooke (writer), Sandra M. Bloom (actress), Chelsea Clark (actress), Katie Oscar (producer), James Aronson (actor), Andrew Butler (actor), John Sousa (actor), Shaun Parry (actor), Allysia Onder (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Short,

The Time Being (2012)

Actors: Jan A.P. Kaczmarek (composer), Frank Langella (actor), Kristi Frankenheimer (miscellaneous crew), Wes Bentley (actor), Richard N. Gladstein (writer), Richard N. Gladstein (producer), Sarah Paulson (actress), Gina Gallego (actress), Sandra Seacat (actress), Mario Aguja (miscellaneous crew), Van Broughton Ramsey (costume designer), Ahna O'Reilly (actress), Kami Norton (miscellaneous crew), Corey Stoll (actor), Heather MacLean (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Mystery,

Quotes:

Warner Dax: Well, Daniel, do you have the footage I asked for?

Warner Dax: I don't have any choice. I'm gonna die alone. I'm perfectly willing to pay this price.

Warner Dax: You know, I don't feel like I exist if I'm not painting.

Crickett and the Little Girl Power: The Movie (2009)

Actors: Rick Poli (actor), Zman (editor), Zman (director), Zman (writer), Zman (composer), Zman (producer), Alix Maria Taulbee (actress), Norman F. May (producer), Jack Casadone (actor), Jack Casadone (composer), Jack Casadone (editor), Rodney Thornton (writer), Rodney Thornton (producer), Rodney Thornton (director), Lewis Thompson (actor),

Genres: Action,

Welcome to Shady Pines (2008)

Actors: Holly Amber Church (composer), Viral Shah (director), Viral Shah (editor), Viral Shah (writer), Denise Glass (actress), Efrem P. Towns (actor), Efrem P. Towns (actor), Christopher Seaton (miscellaneous crew), R. Benito Cardenas (actor), Katie Pengra (actress), Robert Brewer (actor), Sergio Pelaez (miscellaneous crew), Ben Hurst (miscellaneous crew), Ross Woods (miscellaneous crew), Ross Woods (actor),

Plot: Welcome To Shady Pines is a short video by Estelle Getty, real estate agent for the up and coming neighborhood Shady Pines. Estelle takes us on a tour to meet her fabulous residents and see how great life is in Shady Pines. Estelle sells more than houses, she sells dreams. Estelle doesn't discriminate either, even if you don't have credit, a job, collateral, or a down payment, she will find a home for you!

Keywords: contemporary, mockumentary
Genres: Comedy, Short,

Grind (2003)

Actors: Sunrise Adams (actress), Brian Posehn (actor), Stephen Root (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Jason London (actor), Christopher McDonald (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), Tom Green (actor), Bam Margera (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Adam Brody (actor), David Bowe (actor), Bobcat Goldthwait (actor), Jan McWilliams (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Morrison (actress),

Plot: While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers and his best friends, Dustin, a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world--and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson's skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he'll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy's road manager and they can't get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game--if you're good, you'll get noticed. Following their dream-- and Jimmy's national tour--Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team Super Duper launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn't exactly welcome nobody skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren Danger McGhehey and Jason Wee Man Acuña, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give 'em a piece of the action.

Keywords: 2000s, abandonment, actor-playing-himself, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, arm-in-a-cast, balloon, band, bare-breasts, bare-butt, baseball-bat
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: This Summer the underdogs have their day. Live Fast...Play Hard...Die Laughing... Go Big Or Go Home

Quotes:

Dustin: [seeing Jimmy Wilson's tour bus] Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.

Matt: Greetings from the interior.

[Dustin and Eric are having a serious conversation when someone farts]::Matt: Greetings from the interior...::Eric: Matt!::Sweet Lou: I think I can taste that one...::[Another fart is let loose]::Eric: MATT!::Matt: That wasn't me.::Bell Clerk: Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?::[Guys take off in van]

Dustin: You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.::Eric: That's where Matt deceives you.::Dustin: I don't think Matt deceives me.::Eric: Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up. [Matt jumps off the roof of the house into the pool]

Dustin: [being hauled into the van to go on tour] I need to go back Eric; I need to get my special pillow.

Bell Clerk: [talking to pet squirrel] I don't care how skinny you get; I'm still gonna eat you.

Matt: It's the honeymoon suit. [makes porn music sounds]::[Matt touches Dustin's nipple and Dustin punches him]::Eric: So there's only one bed and there's four guys.::[Matt and Dustin race to the bed where they start to pillow fight]::Dustin: This is my side. Get off me.::[Dustin pulls something from under the sheets]::Dustin: Ah! Man-ties!::[Dustin puts tighty-whities on Matt's head]::Matt: AHHH! [matt pulls them off and throws them across the room while Dustin laughs histerically]::Matt: You did not just find those in that bed!

[Dustin is digging threw the garbage]::Little Kid: Whatch ya doin'?::Dustin: I dropped something and I'm looking for it.::Little Kid: I had chili chesse fries, lots of them, and a chocolate shake.::Dustin: Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?::[Little kid throws up on Dustin]::Dustin: I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them.::Little Kid: Ha!

[Dustin and Matt go on Jimmy's tour bus to put their demo tape on there]::Matt: I've been holdin' it for two days, dude. It's about to go downtown.::Dustin: That's a good idea; why don't you take a crap on his bus. He'd appcreciate that.::[Matt enters bathroom while Dustin changes tapes]::[Matt starts to sing while he's pooping]::Dustin: Dude, let's go.::Matt: Whoa-ho! Dude, I might not get a piece of Jimmy Wilson, but he sure got a piece of me!::Dustin: Dude, that smells like hermit crap.

Mila (2001)

Actors: Maricel Soriano (actress), Caridad Sanchez (actress), Mel Kimura (actress), Angelica Panganiban (actress), Piolo Pascual (actor), Cherry Pie Picache (actress), Eva Darren (actress), Noni Buencamino (actor), Berting Labra (actor), Jim Pebanco (actor), Tony Mabesa (actor), Soliman Cruz (actor), Tom Olivar (actor), Elma S. Medua (producer), Josie Tagle (actress),

Genres: Drama,

101 Ways (The Things a Girl Will Do to Keep Her Volvo) (2000)

Actors: Ken Marino (actor), Jayce Bartok (actor), Peter Pamela Rose (actress), Wyatt Smith (editor), Jamie Harrold (actor), Jack Gilpin (actor), Scott Floyd Lochmus (producer), Glenn Fitzgerald (actor), Debbie Merritt (miscellaneous crew), Gabriel Macht (actor), Christopher T. Sadler (miscellaneous crew), P.J. Brown (actor), Joseph Siravo (actor), Wendy Hoopes (actress), Patricia Elliott (actress),

Plot: 101 Ways (the things a girl will do to keep her Volvo) chronicles the epic adventures of Watson (Wendy Hoopes), a struggling young writer who moves to the quiet suburbs to write her first novel. A New York City native, Watson isn't much of a driver, and her over-protective mother forces her to buy a car she can't afford - a brand new Volvo. Watson falls in love with the car, but real life quickly catches up to her in the form of the repo man when she falls behind on her monthly payments. To avoid losing her beloved wheels, Watson tries her hand at two of the oldest professions: waiting tables and phone sex. At the same time, her meddling best friend (Jamie Harrold), convinces Watson to ignite her stagnant love life by pursuing a sexually-phobic pilot (Gabriel Macht) and an aloof supermarket cashier (Glenn Fitzgerald). The result is a refreshing comedy packed with star cast performances and an overriding moral: life's long and winding road has as many speed bumps as straightaways.

Keywords: number-in-title
Genres: Comedy,

The Sitter (1991)

Actors: Eugene Roche (actor), Brett Cullen (actor), Laura Karpman (composer), Susan Barnes (actress), Sanja Milkovic Hays (costume designer), Adolfo Quinones (actor), Kim Myers (actress), Tyler Bowe (actor), Joyce Meadows (actress), Mary Margaret Lewis (actress), Dennis Paladino (actor), Maria Richwine (actress), Gina Scheerer (producer), Lynne Southerland (editor), Cleveland O'Neal III (actor),

Plot: The sitter is an exciting thriller about an insane schizophrenic (Nell) who goes babysitting after throwing her mother down the stairs! She is completely delusional and thinks that the girl she is babysitting is her daughter. She causes a lot of trouble including killing a dog and murdering her step father and a maid who she thought would tell on her!

Keywords: based-on-book, remake
Genres: Drama, Thriller,

Por mis pistolas (1968)

Actors: Cantinflas (actor), Ramón Menéndez (actor), Gregorio Casal (actor), Carlos Cardán (actor), Eduardo Alcaraz (actor), Salvador Lozano (actor), Manuel Alvarado (actor), Arturo Castro 'Bigotón' (actor), Alberto Catalá (actor), Farnesio de Bernal (actor), Quintín Bulnes (actor), Agustín Isunza (actor), Ricardo Carrión (actor), José Loza (actor), Carlos F. Pouliot (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Western,