Westie

Doors Open (2012)

Actors: Stephen Fry (producer), Stephen Fry (actor), Douglas Henshall (actor), Glynn Henderson (miscellaneous crew), Kenneth Collard (actor), Niall Greig Fulton (actor), Marc Evans (director), Brian McCardie (actor), Philip Whitchurch (actor), Elliot Cowan (actor), Gina Carter (producer), Rab Affleck (actor), Gary McCormack (actor), Wendy Griffin (producer), Gilly Gilchrist (actor),

Plot: Mike McKenzie is a bored,self-made millionaire who is cheered to learn that art auctioneer Laura Stanton,the old flame he allowed to escape him,is back in Edinburgh. Mike is disdainful of private art collectors and is interested when art expert Professor Gissing suggests that they,along with banker Allan Cruikshank,devise a plan to swap priceless paintings from the national gallery and owned by a banking conglomerate for clever forgeries. The forgeries will be left behind,giving the impression that the thieves abandoned their haul when they fled. For a single day the gallery is open to the public under the Doors Open scheme and the trio plan to use this to their advantage. Mike brings on board another old friend,small time crook Charlie Calloway,but Charlie is in debt to a gang boss known as the Geordie and wants a painting to buy him off. The gang use a fake fire drill to pull off the theft and,despite getting locked in the gallery,are successful. Laura returns to Mike,who confesses what he has done but Gissing has double-crossed the others,absconding with all the paintings and leaving Allan,Charlie and Mike at the mercy of the Geordie. It is down to Laura to save the situation.

Keywords: art-gallery, based-on-novel
Genres: Crime, Drama,

Queen of Hearts (2011)

Actors: Kadeem Hardison (actor), Joseph D. Reitman (actor), Erik Aude (actor), Val Lauren (actor), Cisco Reyes (actor), Assaf Cohen (actor), Eli Jane (actress), Kevin Blumenfeld (composer), Tanc Sade (actor), Anita Briem (actress), Keeley Hazell (actress), Johnny Lin (producer), Johnny Lin (writer), Johnny Lin (director), Johnny Lin (editor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Short,

The Blackening (2008)

Actors: David Bradley (actor), Jo Cameron Brown (miscellaneous crew), James Erskine (writer), James Erskine (director), Tommy Flanagan (actor), Stephen Campbell Moore (actor), Lisa Werlinder (actress), Johann Insanally (producer), Celyn Jones (actor), Adam Leese (actor), Nicolai Cleve Broch (actor), Alec Bruce (writer), Alec Bruce (producer), Hannah Edwards (costume designer), Andrew M. Keogh (producer),

Genres: Drama, Thriller,

Crossbow (2007)

Actors: Joel Edgerton (actor), Nash Edgerton (actor), John Fox (miscellaneous crew), Luke Doolan (editor), Luke Doolan (actor), David Michôd (actor), David Michôd (writer), David Michôd (actor), David Michôd (director), Mirrah Foulkes (actress), Polly Staniford (producer), Polly Staniford (actress), Sam Petty (composer), Lisa Chappell (actress), Tim Roberts (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Made (2001)

Actors: Peter Billingsley (producer), Vincent Pastore (actor), Famke Janssen (actress), Jenteal (actress), Vince Vaughn (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Faizon Love (actor), Bud Cort (actor), Sean Combs (actor), Jonathan Silverman (actor), Federico Castelluccio (actor), Sam Rockwell (actor), Peter Falk (actor), Vince Vaughn (producer), Jon Favreau (producer),

Plot: Bobby is a struggling boxer and bodyguard for his stripper girlfriend. But he hates his work and wants to move up. So he agrees to go to New York City for his boss to help in the delivery for a money laundering scheme. His partner in crime is his best friend Ricky, an obnoxious loudmouth who has seen one too many mafia movies. Bobby tries to keep it cool and get the job done, but Ricky's antics threaten to blow the entire situation.

Keywords: acting-musician, adultery, airplane, argument, ashtray, bachelor-party, bad-temper, bar-fight, barbed-wire, baseball-bat
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Welcome to disorganized crime

Quotes:

Ricky Slade: You wanna bet me that I can't get a gun?::Bobby: You couldn't even get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse at the club last night!

Ricky Slade: We need guns.::Bobby: We don't need guns.::Ricky Slade: I'm telling you man, I'm pretty sure we need guns.::Bobby: I listened to them and they specifically said we don't need guns.::Ricky Slade: That's all the more reason why you do need a gun.::Bobby: You couldn't even get a gun.::Ricky Slade: You wanna bet, you wanna bet me if I could get a gun?::Bobby: You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse.::Ricky Slade: That's because that fuckin' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks.::Bobby: For what?::Ricky Slade: You wanna see how fast I can get a gun?::Bobby: What happened to your money?::Ricky Slade: I have it, I have some stuff left.::Bobby: How much?::Ricky Slade: I've got like 80.::Bobby: $80!::Ricky Slade: 80 plus five, I've got five in the room, $85.::Bobby: $85, what happened to the 1500?::Ricky Slade: Well you could have picked up a fuckin' tab once in a while!::Bobby: I picked up half the fuckin' tab!

Ruiz: [to Ricky] And who the fuck told you Red Dragon?::Ruiz: [to Horace] You fat motherfucker.

Ricky Slade: [to Jim the Driver] [rolls window up] Takin' a time out from you, Jimbo.::Bobby: That's not cool.::Ricky Slade: I don't want him fuckin' looking at me all the time.::Bobby: I don't want him to think your fuckin' blowing me.::Ricky Slade: You're so fucking wierd.

Chloe: Isn't it fun?::Ricky Slade: What's that, sweetie?::Chloe: Isn't it fun?::Ricky Slade: What's that?::Chloe: Isn't it fun?::Ricky Slade: What fun?::Chloe: Isn't it fun to paint?::Ricky Slade: To paint? Yeah, I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?::Chloe: Yes.::Ricky Slade: Yeah. Okay, when? When you were asleep?

Ricky Slade: Excuse me, what, you don't have to hit me. Excuse me.::Bernardo: What?::Ricky Slade: I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with your whip. What do you have a horse outside, don't hit me with the whip please.

Ricky Slade: I don't know why we don't get a drink, sittin' inside this place.::Bobby: Chloe wanted to come here.::Ricky Slade: She doesn't know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bordner's. She could play the trivia game that she likes or the little racing game thing she does .::Bobby: She's a little girl, little girls don't like going to bars.::Ricky Slade: We had fun. We went to bars when we were kids. Met all the different people. Right? Remember Slimmy?::Salesperson: Excuse me sir, there's no smoking in here.::Ricky Slade: Why, you serving food?::Salesperson: No, it's store policy. And you can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic.::Ricky Slade: You believe this shit. I can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic. Well, why don't you bring me a ashtray then. Can I color me that, a ceramic ashtray?

Ruiz: Don't "easy Ruiz" me, you turned an Easter egg hunt into a butt-fuck-a-thon.

[Ricky tries to convince Bob they should get a gun]::Ricky Slade: Here's scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand's a lot of fucking money! It's a fucking lot of money! OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of fucking money! And now I've got Ruiz calling me fucking Fruit-Pie the fucking magician! Tellin' me that I can't fucking call my main man Max, who fucking sent me out on the fucking operation? And what about the Welsh guy? He's fucking scat all over, they fucking disappear and talk! And you haven't noticed this either but when he's not fucking looking at me or you're fucking doing whatever, I've got fucking Jimmy in the mirror with his shit too. It's fucking coming at me from here, I don't know where it is! It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the fucking shit's coming and I'm not gonna be late for the fucking dance man, I'm not gonna be fucking late for the dance on this one.::Bobby: You're not getting a gun.

Ricky Slade: We're gonna take a break from you Jimmy.::[Rolls up window in limo]::Bobby: Could you not do that?::Ricky Slade: Do what?::Bobby: I don't want him to think that you're blowing me back here.