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Billy Eichner - Empire State Of Mind - Forest Hills State of Mind with Rachel Dratch

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• published: 17 Jan 2010
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This is comedian Billy Eichner's version of Jay Z's hit song Empire State of Mind. Featuring the hilarious Rachel Dratch (Saturday Night Live) as Alicia Keys!!! Watch it, share it with your friends, upload to Facebook, Myspace and Twitter!!! Follow Billy Eichner on Facebook and Twitter @billyeichner Lyrics are below! Lyrics by Billy Eichner Produced by ETC. Productions (opensourcecomedy.net) Music Mixed and Recorded by Quinn Raymond Guest vocals by Amy Albert Lyrics: I was born in Forest Hills To a Jewish yenta Had my circumsicion Forest hills jewish center Dad got a discount Taught me to finagle They cut the skin off my penis While they ate bagels and when I grew up I learned to play the tuba And baby you can tell by penis Im not from cuba Forced to play little league Even though I hated it And when I watched spice on pay per view I masterbated it Hated playing sports I preferred the mall Youre not good at basketball Just because youre tall! Strutting down 71st and continental they made me get bar mitzvahd as if I was yentl loved playing clue hated playing yahtzee ironically my rabbi was a bar mitzvah nazi so I got bar mitzvahd and though I didnt wanna the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna! chorus in forest hills concrete jungle where dreams are made of theres nothing you cant do when youre in forest hills the city lights will inspire you upper middle class jews walk around forest hills, forest hills, forest hills rosh Hashanah I went to museums And the planetarium I was the toughest motherfucker At the aquarium Walking down queens blvd Scared of the traffic ah Only 8 year old sneaking in to out of Africa hung out with my aunt joyce she was like my art coach we would go see foreign movies starring julliette binoche we saw my left foot starring Daniel day lewis to me, my aunt joyce was such an influential jewess fed me prune hamentashen fed me prune danish why the fuck did everything have to have a prune in it? little kosher hot dogs nothing nutricious and you know theres nothing as delicious as knishes I would go to broadway shows I was all around town and sometimes I stayed at home watched Murphy brown in forest hills concrete jungle where dreams are made of you can watch Murphy brown when youre in forest hills, forest hills (give it up for Murphy brown, yo) you know theres nothing you cant do upper middle class jews walk around forest hills, forest hills forest hills (sometimes I would make a poop in Barnes and Noble) then I went to Stuyvesant felt so much pressure to become a big success like fran drescher standin on the e train listening to vocals but if I wanted to sit Id stay on the local yeah I studied real hard learned self reliance and I shot a bunch of geeks down at Bronx Science the kids at Stuyvesant were nerdy and zitty they make the kids on glee look like the cast of new jack city I moved out of forest hills Goodbye shlomos I live in manhattan with all the other homos but I go back to forest hills and think about the childhood I had now look at me as a baby with my dad! In forest hills - concrete jungle where dreams are made of theres nothing you cant do when youre from forest hills the city lights will inspire you Upper middle class jews Over in forest hills, forest hills, forest hills One hand in the air for forest hills Lots of women with furs and diet pills No place in the world that can compare Lots of old Russian ladies that are shaped like a pear, like a pear Like a pear, Like a pear! In forest hills Concrete jungles where dreams are made of People shaped like pears When youre from forest hills, forest The streets will make you feel brand new Upper middle class Jews Walk around Forest Hills, Forest Hills, Forest Hills