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Sharknado (2013)

Actors: David Rimawi (producer), David Michael Latt (producer), Jennifer Amorelli (actress), Tara Reid (actress), Paul Bales (producer), Nora L. Ferris (miscellaneous crew), John Heard (actor), Robbie Rist (actor), Ian Ziering (actor), Anthony C. Ferrante (director), Michael Teh (actor), Thomas P. Vitale (producer), David Dustin Kenyon (actor), Adrian Bustamante (actor), Julie McCullough (actress),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Enough said!

Quotes:

Nova: It's like Old Faithful!

Nova: [shoots shark flying out of manhole] And, I'm not a stripper.

Baz: Storm's dying down.::Nova: How can you tell?::Baz: Not as many sharks flying around.

Fin: We can't just wait here for sharks to rain down on us.

April: What's wrong?::Fin: Your son wants to go into a helicopter and drop a bomb into the tornado.::April: No, it's too dangerous.::Nova: I'll watch his back. I'll be the bombardier.::April: Then definitely not.

Nova: They took my grandfather. That's why I really hate sharks.::Matt: Now I really hate sharks, too.

Nova: We're gonna need a bigger chopper.

Nova: Why is there a retirement home next to an airport?::Claudia: Because old people cant hear.

Nova: There are sharks flooding the streets! And now there is one swimming in your pool.

Baz: [living flooded with bloody water] Looks like it's that time of the month!

Lost Luck (2013)

Actors: Bruce Greenwood (actor), Scarlett Bruns (actress), Nick Zano (actor), Samuel Schneider (actor), Maksim Chmerkovskiy (actor), Jenessa Chastaine (actress), Carly Rothman (actress),

Genres: Romance,

The Frightening (2002)

Actors: Jason Paul Collum (miscellaneous crew), Robert Donavan (actor), Brinke Stevens (actress), Matthew Jason Walsh (writer), David DeCoteau (director), Jason Paul Collum (miscellaneous crew), David DeCoteau (producer), Lisa McNeil (miscellaneous crew), Danny Draven (editor), Michael C. Cuddy (producer), Everett Rodd (miscellaneous crew), Mark Cartier (actor), Nicole Dionne (actress), Jess Place (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Carrassi (writer),

Plot: The eighteen years old Corey Peterson moves with his mother to a small town due a trauma in the past. On his first day at Hallows End High School, he is approached by the student also new arrival in town Mason that tells him about a death of a friend of him in the school and advises Corey to stay away from the wrestler Perry and his gang. When two other students vanish, Corey decides to talk to Principal Rizcheck, who does not give any attention to him. Together with Mason, they investigate the secret about the school and disclose the dark truth about Hallows End and the missing students.

Keywords: accident, athlete, blood, body-snatcher, conformity, death, delusion, electrocution, garrote, ghost
Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: A Slash Course in Terror!

Murder Among Friends (2001)

Actors: Fred Silverman (producer), Greg Evigan (actor), David Perlmutter (producer), Ruth Secord (costume designer), Neil Crone (actor), David Steinberg (miscellaneous crew), Jane Conway (miscellaneous crew), Lewis Chesler (producer), Schaun Tozer (composer), Marek Posival (producer), Sherry Miller (actress), Chris Chrisafis (producer), Joel Keller (actor), Matt Gordon (actor), Paco Alvarez (producer),

Plot: Private investigator Steve is being racketeered by beat cop Melvin Jarvis as divorce client. Silver spoon would be-actor Mark Woodruff is arrested for the shooting of his rich father Nathan. Only one acting class peer, Italian immigrant Isabella, truly believes in his innocence and manages without funds to hire Steve, with widow Marsha as prime suspect. However they soon find an art theft gang is involved, including Mark's youth friends, gallery keeper Brandon and his mate Jamie, who gets shot, and evil brain Alicia.

Keywords: acting-class, adultery, beat-cop, fall, false-identity, father-son-relationship, gallery-keeper, infidelity, power-abuse, prison
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Family, Mystery,

Milo (1998)

Actors: Richard Portnow (actor), Vincent Schiavelli (actor), Mila Kunis (actress), Antonio Fargas (actor), Walter Olkewicz (actor), Kelli Konop (producer), Rae'Ven Larrymore Kelly (actress), Toby Forlenza (miscellaneous crew), Jill Andre (actress), Darin Heames (actor), Patrick Jack Lee (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Jostyn (actress), Pascal Franchot (director), Greg Runnels (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Seklir (editor),

Plot: Four young grade-school girls witness the murder of one of their classmates during what they thought was just an innocent game. The killer is a strange young boy named Milo Jeeder. Sixteen years later, the four survivors of the event re-unite under happier circumstances in the same town where it happened. They believe that Milo drowned in a river shortly after the murder, but soon learn that the demonic killer Milo has also returned, still a young boy, unchanged even after almost two decades.

Keywords: abortionist, bicycle, blood, child-killing-a-child, child-murder, childhood-friend, children, doctor, evil-child, fetus
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Remember, Jason and Freddy were kids once too.

Nether World (1997)

Actors: Philip Maurice Hayes (actor), William Morgan Sheppard (actor), Mark Sheppard (producer), Mark Sheppard (actor), Richard Kuhlman (actor), Anders Dalgaard (writer), Anders Dalgaard (editor), Anders Dalgaard (director), Nick South (composer), Ché Roberts (actress), Robert Hull (producer), Adam L. Green (producer), Natalia Ivanova (actress), Natalia Ivanova (actress), Christian Zethner (producer),

Genres: Crime,
Taglines: In a world were deception is the rule and betrayal the only weapon, one man must search for the truth. Pray he doesn't find it.

The Heist (1989)

Actors: Pierce Brosnan (actor), Stephen Apostolina (actor), Tom Skerritt (actor), Noble Willingham (actor), Wendy Hughes (actress), Tom Atkins (actor), Arthur B. Rubinstein (composer), Robert Prosky (actor), Michael Smiley (actor), Rick Rosenberg (producer), Jim Oliver (editor), Robert W. Christiansen (producer), James Gierman (miscellaneous crew), Brina (actress), Stuart Orme (director),

Plot: Neil Skinner, once a San Diego racetrack-security consultant, is now an ex-con who was framed by his ex-partner, Ebbet. Ebbet now controls track security as well as Neil's ex-girlfriend, Sheila. Neil now wants to revenge himself by stealing the day's take, and he enlists the help of several track regulars, including a janitor, a security guard, an and an ambulance driver. The money switches hands, cars chase each other over the Mexican border and back, and it's a struggle to see who will out-con whom.

Keywords: convertible, convicted-felon, detective, heist, race-track, robbery, surprise-ending, u.s.-mexico-border, vengeance
Genres: Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: He had four years to plan his revenge and one week to pull it off.

Steele Justice (1987)

Actors: Misha Segal (composer), Ronny Cox (actor), Sela Ward (actress), Lyle Howry (actor), Soon-Tek Oh (actor), Shannon Tweed (actress), Sarah Douglas (actress), Martin Kove (actor), David L. Lander (actor), Bernie Casey (actor), George Cheung (actor), Joseph Campanella (actor), Kevin Gage (actor), Phil Fondacaro (actor), Al Leong (actor),

Plot: John Steele is a Vietnam Vet who's had trouble adjusting to life after the war. He hasn't been able to hold on to a job which includes being a cop. When his best friend, Lee who also served with him in Vietnam, and who also became a cop was killed by some drug dealers he was investigating. Steele was able to save his daughter and saw one of the shooters. He later sees him and learns that he is the son of General Kwan, another person he served with in Vietnam who was running his own deals on the side, and who tried to kill Steele and Lee but Steele not only survived but thwarted his last plan. Steele suspects Kwan is involved with Lee's death but unfortunately Kwan's a respected member of the community. And Steele's former boss Bennett is not in a rush to find the killers cause investigation reveals that Lee may have been dirty which Steele knows is not true. Steele sets out to prove Lee's innocence and to get Kwan.

Keywords: action-hero, ambush, army-buddy, battle, battlefield, behind-enemy-lines, betrayal, blood, blood-spatter, brawl
Genres: Action, Drama,
Taglines: When the police needed someone to stop the Vietnamese Mafia, there was only one choice... You don't recruit John Steele. You unleash him. The only law is the Black Tiger's. The only justice is John Steele's.

Prophecy (1979)

Actors: Richard Dysart (actor), Rick McCallum (miscellaneous crew), John Franco (miscellaneous crew), Tom Rolf (editor), Tom McLoughlin (miscellaneous crew), Talia Shire (actress), Armand Assante (actor), Leonard Rosenman (composer), David Seltzer (writer), John Frankenheimer (director), Graham Jarvis (actor), Burke Byrnes (actor), Robert Foxworth (actor), Robert L. Rosen (producer), Tom McFadden (actor),

Plot: A Savage beast, grown to monstrous size and driven mad by toxic wastes that are poisoning the waters, spreads terror and death on a Maine countryside.

Keywords: animal-attack, axe, based-on-novel, bear, blood, cabin, chainsaw, child-killed-by-animal, creature-feature, environmental
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: She Lives. Don't Move. Don't Breathe. She Will Find You. The Monster Movie.

Quotes:

Isley: All that's left is in baskets. [the bodies of the campers were dismembered and Isley and his workers come to the Indian village going after John Hawks thinking he had something to do with it]

Maggie Verne: Here try this. [back at the cabin Maggie makes the fish that the Doctor caught during the day and waits for him to have some]::Dr. Robert Verne: Aphrodesia. [Dr. Verne OK's the fish after a good taste test]::Maggie Verne: You think you can catch some more.::Dr. Robert Verne: Are you kidding. I'm one of the World's great fisherman.::Maggie Verne: Well you do the fishing and I'll do the eating.::Dr. Robert Verne: Sounds like a good relationship.

M' Rai: There are underground tunnels beneath the frost line to store perishables.::[M'Rai talks at the old Indian village site with Dr. Verne and his wife Maggie ]::M' Rai: The forest provides more than a man could possibly need. Things grow big here... real big.::Dr. Robert Verne: Well, I saw a salmon that took my breath away.::M' Rai: It is the garden of Eden.::M' Rai: I've never let anyone here, you are the first to see.

Dr. Robert Verne: Can these people get help? [Dr. Verne after saving a dieing mutant cub and treating it in a tent at the Indian site referring to some Indian men who are with Hawks]::John Hawks: Yes, they can send for help in the village.::Dr. Robert Verne: Is there a Newspaper.::John Hawks: Yes.::Dr. Robert Verne: Tell them to get cameras, the Paper Mill people, and the Sheriff.::Dr. Robert Verne: Not the Sheriff.::Dr. Robert Verne: Hawks! You have to see the truth. You have more here at stake than I do.

The Kansan (1943)

Actors: Robert Armstrong (actor), Sam Flint (actor), Willie Best (actor), Walter Baldwin (actor), Ted Billings (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Hobart Cavanaugh (actor), John Daheim (actor), Clem Bevans (actor), Albert Dekker (actor), Richard Dix (actor), Ralph Bucko (actor), Art Felix (actor), Byron Foulger (actor),

Plot: Wounded while stopping the James gang from robbing the local bank, a cowboy wakes up in the hospital to find that he's been elected town marshal. He soon comes into conflict with the town banker, who controls everything in town and is squeezing the townspeople for every penny he can get out of them.

Keywords: 1870s, abilene-kansas, b-western, barroom, bartender, based-on-novel, black-man, bridge, cattle-drive, cattle-trail
Genres: Romance, Western,
Taglines: SMASHING FISTS AND CRASHING BULLETS...OF DESPERATE MEN IN LOVE! (original poster - all caps) Boisterous! Brawling! Thrilling! Exciting! (original poster) AN EPIC OF THE BOISTEROUS, BRAWLING OLD WEST! (original poster)