Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! (2008)

Actors: Sean Paul Lockhart (actor), Scott Thompson (actor), Michael Lucas (actor), RuPaul (actor), Tammy Klein (actress), Perez Hilton (actor), Willam Belli (actor), Ben Feldman (miscellaneous crew), Ben Feldman (producer), Ashlie Atkinson (actress), Nathan Buffaloe (actor), Nathan Buffaloe (miscellaneous crew), John Puccinelli (miscellaneous crew), Derek Curl (producer), Jonah Blechman (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

[recurring line]::Nico: Oh my goodness!

Transamerican Stewardess Nancy Needatwat: [as her hands accidentally grab Griff and Jarod's crotches during turbulance] Oh my God, there's snakes on the plane!

Jasper: What is your damage, Heather?

Jasper Chan: [concerned after seeing Griff naked] The nerd's packing eight inches Jasper! [impressed] Maybe nine.

Jasper Pledge: [referring to a tiki that Nico found] Did anybody find the unlucky tiki I planted?::Jasper: [shocks him, part of his hazing] Did anybody find the unlucky tiki he planted?::Jasper Chan: 'Cher's' already accessorized it.

Luis: [zombies are bearing down on Andy] Over here!::Andy Wilson: Luis? What are you doing here?::Luis: It's a dream sequence. Come on before it's too late!

Jasper, Jasper Chan, Jasper Pledge: [both groups are meeting for the first time] We're Jasper.::Nico: Nice to meet you. We're Cher.

Transamerica Stewardess Debbie Gottakunt: [on the intercom while the plane is going through severe turbulence] In the unlikely event of a water landing::Transamerica Stewardess Debbie Gottakunt: [unzips and exposes her ample chest] I may be used as a flotation device!

Another Gay Movie (2006)

Actors: Lynn M. van Kuilenburg (miscellaneous crew), K. Lynn Martin (miscellaneous crew), Willy Roberts (actor), Graham Norton (actor), Crystal Connell (miscellaneous crew), Mink Stole (actress), Scott Thompson (actor), Kim Rocco Shields (miscellaneous crew), Ben Feldman (miscellaneous crew), Ben Feldman (producer), Matthew Rush (actor), Ant (actor), Alyshia Ochse (actress), Jim Hansen (costume designer), Ashlie Atkinson (actress),

Plot: The film revolves around four gay teenagers: curious Andy, flamboyant Nico, jock Jarod, and geeky Griff. These four boys want to have sex, but can't find anyone to do it with. It's their graduation day and their lesbian friend Muffler's having her graduation party. The next morning, the boys make the pact to have sex before the end of the summer. Andy has his eye on the math teacher Mr. Puckov, Nico searches the Internet for a man, Jarod falls for a rival baseball player, and Griff is deciding within his crush on Jarod or his exercise teacher. In the tradition of "American Pie", "Another Gay Movie" will bring you hysterics.

Keywords: anal-sex, barefoot, baseball, bdsm, bisexual, butch, caught-masturbating, cheerleader, college, coming-of-age
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Muffler: This is out of my jurisdiction.

Andy Wilson: Isn't anyone bottom curious?::Bonnie: What are you curious about, Andy?::Andy Wilson: Uh, we were just talking about, um, it's, uh... where do you get your hair done? Because my mom's looking for a new place.::Bonnie: Oh, thanks! I highly recommend Wal-Mart's beauty salon. Be sure to ask for Mr. Lans. He is a genius with a curling iron... and such a flirt!::Nico: See? She just doesn't *get* it.

Bonnie: You didn't come home last night. What's going on?::Nico: Mom, I think... I like guys.::Bonnie: ...DUH!

Beau: Yo. I'm Beau.::Jarod: Hey. Jarod.::Beau: So... you pitch? Or catch?::Jarod: I pitch. How about you?::Beau: Pitcher in the streets. Catcher in the sheets.::Jarod: ...So, what are the chances of us playin' some ball, sometime?::Beau: What are the chances of you whackin' this ball over that fence?

Nico: We dunno shit about anal.

Bonnie: Gosh darn that Wal-Mart sure does have a nice photo shop!

Mr. Puckov: Super-size THIS, motherfucker!

Griff: Asses aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Bonnie: I was sure you lead an alternative lifestyle, the first time you did Madonna. I mean cripe! How many three year olds can say they performed her entire Blonde Ambition concert! Oh! Strike a Pose! Remember? [Home video footage of 3 year old Nico dressed as Madonna] I'd admit though, I did start to suspect a lot earlier. See how you already had that little swish in your step? [Home video of toddler Nico wearing heels] Oh yeah. You were always mommy's special boy. There you are at your first rock concert. Carol Channing was on FIRE that night. And that's the time you dressed up like Karen Black in Airport 75 when we flew to Florida! THERE'S NOBODY FLYING THE PLANE!::Nico: OK! OK! I get it!

Andy Wilson: [while being double penetrated] Queer as Folk, eat your fucking heart out!

Grilled (2006)

Actors: Sofía Vergara (actress), Mary Lynn Rajskub (actress), Caroline Aaron (actress), Juliette Lewis (actress), Robert Peters (actor), Michael Rapaport (actor), Ray Romano (actor), Kevin James (actor), Jack Kehler (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Richard Libertini (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Jon Polito (actor), Toby Emmerich (producer), Ariel Winter (actress),

Plot: In L.A., Maurice and Dave sell steaks - high-end cuts of beef. They've hit a patch of no sales, and they're facing being fired. Maurice needs money to enroll in his final semester of acupuncture school, and the recently-separated Dave needs money for his daughter's birthday gift. Their final client card: a beautiful woman opens the door, and she's attracted to Maurice, but a desperate call from a suicidal friend interrupts her signing the contract. Still hoping to close the sale, Maurice and Dave offer to drive her to the friend's house, and there, troubles multiply. Facing guns, hitmen, and women's secrets, a sale is the farthest thing from their minds. Are they about to be grilled?

Keywords: evil-man, gun, kitchen, meat, restaurant, salesman
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: You can't beat their meat. They have 12 hours to make a sale... or they're cooked.

Quotes:

Tony: Listen. You ever have a call for firearms? You ever need anything like that? Automatic weapons, UZIs, AK-47s, M-16s, all the way up to rocket launchers, baby bombers down the other side. We deliver to anywhere in the world. No limit, high multiples?::Dave: What's your, uh, position?::Tony: Sales.

Dave: Mr. Goldbluth, we can take you to the top of the beef world. The highest altitude in gourmet dining. Meat so soft, people don't even bother to use their teeth. The meat just seems to melt as it makes contact with your mouth.::Goldbluth: Yeah. [turns head to kitchen staff, shouts] You hear that! You don't even have to chew it.

Dave: You don't give a shit!::Maurice: I give a lot of shit!

Dave: It's a big world.::Maurice: Yea, don't eat it!

Mr Harvey Lights a Candle (2005)

Actors: David Bradley (actor), Timothy Spall (actor), John Altman (composer), Celia Imrie (actress), Natalie Press (actress), Ben Miles (actor), Laura Mackie (producer), Irene Chawko (miscellaneous crew), Robin Fraser-Paye (costume designer), Nuala Alen-Buckley (miscellaneous crew), Hilary Salmon (producer), Joe Walker (editor), Steven Webb (actor), Jody Latham (actor), Susanna White (director),

Genres: Drama,

The Dim Reaper (2002)

Actors: Carl Dante (composer), Tomas Street (miscellaneous crew), James Gawthroupe (producer), Don Tjart (actor), James Gawthroupe (producer), James Gawthroupe (writer), James Gawthroupe (director), James Gawthroupe (editor), Buddy Brennan (actor), Ana Candia (actress), Alexander Street (actor), Tom Jamieson (actor), Jennifer Macarthur (actress), Carina Eriksson (producer), Ryan Leszner (actor),

Plot: The Dim Reaper is a non-stop comedy that follows the misadventures of a young Grim Reaper who decides to be nice to his "customers" for a change. Boy does he learn...

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Shadow Men (1997)

Actors: David Bowe (actor), Andrew Prine (actor), Sherilyn Fenn (actress), Albert T. Dickerson III (producer), Ed Baran (miscellaneous crew), Shaun O'Banion (miscellaneous crew), John Charles (miscellaneous crew), Eric Roberts (actor), Barry Zetlin (editor), Dean Stockwell (actor), Diane Cornell (miscellaneous crew), Timothy Bond (director), Ben Slack (actor), Jenny Fitzgibbons (miscellaneous crew), Eric Miller (writer),

Plot: Happily married couple Bob and Dez Wilson and their 12-year old son Andy are being attacked by a blinding light when driving home from a daytrip. They awaken a couple of hours later, seemingly unscathed but soon driven mad by recurring nightmares. It soon appears that they have been abducted by aliens as proved by their sons handycam that had suddenly started running right after the incident. This mysterious fact is discovered by even more mysterious Men In Black who start nagging the family up to the point of threatening to kill them. Laughed at by the police the threesome seek refuge at sf-writer Stan Mills' house and start fighting back.

Keywords: alien, chase, independent-film, kidnapping, men-in-black
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: They know... what you know!!! The Truth Is Out There... But So Are They [video]

Quotes:

Stan Mills: It isn't paranoia when they REALLY are out to get you.

Stan Mills: MIB, meet TNT.

Wild Season (1967)

Actors: Ian Yule (actor), Joe Stewardson (actor), Emil Nofal (director), Emil Nofal (writer), Gert van den Bergh (actor), Johan du Plooy (actor), Don Leonard (actor), Antony Thomas (actor), Marie du Toit (actress), Jans Rautenbach (producer), Peter Henkel (editor), Roy Martin (composer), Janis Reinhardt (actress), Karel De Wet (actor), Johan Kögelenberg (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Wilder Than The Cruel Sea That Changes Their Lives!

Feeling Rosy (1933)

Actors: Eddie Baker (actor), Andy Clyde (actor), Leslie Goodwins (actor), Edward LeSaint (actor), Richard Powell (actor), Lita Chevret (actress), E.W. Hammons (miscellaneous crew), Mack Sennett (producer), Ewart Adamson (writer), Ernest Pagano (writer), Harry Edwards (director), Faye Pierre (actress),

Genres: Short,

The Big Squeal (1933)

Actors: Billy Bevan (actor), Andy Clyde (actor), Charles K. French (actor), Bud Jamison (actor), William McCall (actor), Dorothy Christy (actress), E.W. Hammons (miscellaneous crew), Al Christie (producer), Ewart Adamson (writer), Ernest Pagano (writer), Charles Lamont (director), Ethel Sykes (actress),

Plot: Andy Wilson (Andy Clyde), a millionaire pig farmer from Kansas, comes to Chicago (unless New York has a stock yard district)looking for his girl friend, Natalie (Dorothy Christy) who had left the Sunflower state as she did not care much for the company of pigs and/or pig handlers, although Andy wasn't rich when she left, else she would have most likely been a bit more tolerant. Andy runs into his old friend Jake (Billy Bevan), who has been married for about a year to another belle from Kansas, that Andy hasn't met. He invites Andy out to the house and, of course, he is called away on business and asks Andy to stay and entertain his bride Betty (Ethyl Sykes, which is how she spelled it until some researcher changed it to Ethel), who Andy still hasn't met, although she did dain to stick a hand out of her bedroom door for Andy to shake, as she too has an aversion to pig farmers, even rich ones like Andy who was also the Pig-Calling Champion of Kansas three years running. Betty calls a friend over to take her place. The friend---what a coincidence---is Andy's old girl friend, and she peeks out and recognizes Andy and also a million reasons why she now likes him better than she did. She invites him into the bedroom where she is spread out, wearing silk pajamas, on the chaise lounge and, like Cleopatra, is not prone to argue. Andy, of course, thinks his old girl friend is now his friend's wife. Will Andy yield to temptation despite his fondness for his old friend?

Keywords: two-reeler
Genres: Comedy, Short,