Lady Gaga & the Muppets' Holiday Spectacular (2013)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Tim Blaney (actor)
• Graham Breitenstein (actor)
• Kevin Carlson (actor)
• Nathan Danforth (actor)
• Kevin Frey (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Music

The Muppet Show Theme (2011)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Andy Duncan (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)

Genres

• Music
• Short

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody (2009)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Music
• Short

A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Paul Becker (actor)
• Michael Bloomberg (actor)
• Tyler Bunch (actor)
• Tyler Bunch (actor)
• Douglas Caldwell (actor)
• Peter Conboy (actor)
• James Godwin (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Warren Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Music

Quotes:

Miss Piggy: How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?::Kermit the Frog: Piggy, you have to be patient.::Miss Piggy: Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.::Michael Bloomberg: Yes, Miss Piggy?::Miss Piggy: Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.::Michael Bloomberg: Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.::Miss Piggy: What has he done to this city?

Claire's Mom: Look what I found.::The Great Gonzo: What's that?::Claire's Mom: It's an inflatable Santa. Can someone help me blow it up?::Crazy Harry: Did someone say "blow it up"? [Detonates explosives]::Claire's Mom: That's why you have to choose your words carefully around here.

Kermit the Frog: This post office is going postal!

Waldorf: [as the Muppets are dropped off by the postman] Look at what the post office sent.::Statler: Yeah. Return to sender!

Mobster: Hey, it's that looney shrimp that called us earlier.::Pepe the Prawn: They call me the Prawn.::Mobster: Hey! Are you correcting my friend over here? Because if you are, I'm gonna dip you in cocktail sauce and bite your tasty little head off!::Pepe the Prawn: Shrimp is fine.

Miss Piggy: Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.::Kermit the Frog: Oh, thank you, Piggy.::Miss Piggy: And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!

Pepe the Prawn: We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.::Rizzo the Rat: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.

Joy: Welcome to North Pole Airlines. We have more flights to the North Pole than any other airline: one.

Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys, here's a joke for ya. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws! [Alarm goes off]::Bobo the Bear: All right, step aside. Did you know that telling jokes at an airport terminal is a federal offense? Especially jokes that are that bad.::Fozzie Bear: Well, if you didn't like that one, I've got a hundred more. [takes out index cards]::Bobo the Bear: He's got cards! [Tackles Fozzie]

Statler: This is my favorite Christmas tradition.::Waldorf: Carolers?::Statler: No, heckling them! [both laugh] Hey, how about you do Silent Night?::Waldorf: Not sing it, just stay silent all night!

2007 Muppet Presentation Pilot (2007)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• John Landis (actor)
• Steve Whitmire (actor)
• Melina Kanakaredes (actress)
• Bill Prady (producer)
• Bill Prady (writer)
• Bill Barretta (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Kermit: A Frog's Life (2005)

Actors

• Tony Basilicato (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Dom DeLuise (actor)
• Charles Durning (actor)
• Michael Earl (actor)
• Lawrence Gabriel Jr. (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• David Alan Grier (actor)
• Ira F. Grubman (actor)
• H.B. Haggerty (actor)
• David Hasselhoff (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)

Genres

• Family
• Short

The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Adam Behr (actor)
• Rickey Boyd (actor)
• Rickey Boyd (actor)
• Tyler Bunch (actor)
• Tyler Bunch (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music

Taglines:

Hit the Bricks this May!
Everyone's Favorite Story Becomes One Twisted Tale.

Quotes:

Dorothy: You're all big! And you're talking...::Toto: Si... but more importantly, I'm naked, okay!

Dorothy: [referring to the Tin Thing] You think he's stuck?::Scarecrow: Do you think he needs our help?::Toto: You think he can check my e-mails?

Tin Thing: Welcome to the Total Intelligence Network, T.I.N. for short.

Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow": [Angry; referring to the crow pecking at him] That's the last straw!::Crow: No, I see one right here!

Dorothy: [to the Muppet Munchkins] I know a rat when I see one.

[as the Wicked Witch of the West]::Miss Piggy: Hahahaha! I'm not melting! Ah nuts! [begins to melt]

Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo): [looking at the silver slippers] And look how sparkly they are!::Dorothy: [in sing-song tone] Uh-uh!::[Piggy and the Munchkinlanders feign laughter]::Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo): Listen, high pockets, here's how things work in enchanted lands. Shoes have magical powers. If you have the shoes, you get the powers. But if you're going to question every little detail, the whole thing's gonna fall apart and we might as well call it a day, okay?::[Piggy turns away from her]::Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo): They're Manolos...!::The Munchkinlanders: [taunting her] Manolos!::Dorothy: Manolos! Why didn't you say so?::[grabs shoes from Tattypoo]

Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow": [to Wizard of Oz] Hello there, Mr. Oz. By any chance are you related to Frank Oz?

Waldorf: There's only two things I don't like about lion's jokes.::Statler: What's that?::Waldorf: My ears.

Pepe the Prawn: I'm so darn sexy it hurts!

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Adam Behr (actor)
• Zach Braff (actor)
• Mel Brooks (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• David Arquette (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Musical

Taglines:

More holiday fun than humanly possible!

Quotes:

[In a parody of 'Moulin Rouge.']::Robin: I'm the Green Fairy.::Kermit: But what are you doing in my drink?::Fozzie: The backstroke.

Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.::Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Muppet movies are always the best.::Kermit: You mean that?::Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Rachel Bitterman: You are very fit for a plus sized pig.::Miss Piggy: And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.

Sam the Eagle: It seems the words on my mug are right: "It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys."

Kermit: [whispers] Psst, come close. [Daniel leans foreward and Kermit shouts] I wish I had never been born!

Kermit: I wish I've never been born!

Kermit: We're going to get you that money.::Rachel Bitterman: Yeah, when pigs fly. [Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"] For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!

Kermit: [watching Rizzo the Rat on "Fear Factor"] How can NBC live with themselves?

Pepe the Prawn: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...::The Great Gonzo: Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?::Pepe the Prawn: Better safe than sorry, okay?::The Great Gonzo: Good point.

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Adam Behr (actor)
• Zach Braff (actor)
• Mel Brooks (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• David Arquette (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Musical

Taglines:

More holiday fun than humanly possible!

Quotes:

[In a parody of 'Moulin Rouge.']::Robin: I'm the Green Fairy.::Kermit: But what are you doing in my drink?::Fozzie: The backstroke.

Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.::Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Muppet movies are always the best.::Kermit: You mean that?::Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Rachel Bitterman: You are very fit for a plus sized pig.::Miss Piggy: And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.

Sam the Eagle: It seems the words on my mug are right: "It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys."

Kermit: [whispers] Psst, come close. [Daniel leans foreward and Kermit shouts] I wish I had never been born!

Kermit: I wish I've never been born!

Kermit: We're going to get you that money.::Rachel Bitterman: Yeah, when pigs fly. [Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"] For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!

Kermit: [watching Rizzo the Rat on "Fear Factor"] How can NBC live with themselves?

Pepe the Prawn: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...::The Great Gonzo: Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?::Pepe the Prawn: Better safe than sorry, okay?::The Great Gonzo: Good point.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Eagle - Waylon Jennings
• The Eagle - Light This City
• The Eagle - Grafton Primary

Lord knows I am peaceful when I'm left alone
I've always been an eagle it's been a while since I have flown
My claws are as sharp as ever so's my eagle eye
Something's gonna go to ground when the eagle flies
Lately I've heard rumors that the eagle may be lame
Just because I've been idle don't mean that I'm tame
You've jeopardized my freedom my natural place to roost
I can fly when I have to they've turned the eagle loose
So lay all your doubts aside when you go to bed tonight
My feathers are all ruffled now I'm ready for a fight
Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care
When you feel the shadow crossing the eagle's in the air
So lay all your doubts aside...

He clasps the crag with crooked hands
Deformed from gripping the rock so tight
Close to the sun in lonely lands
But the wax never melts from his wings
Ringed with the azure world he stands
Emperor of the sky
Lord of the ocean
The very image of a king
His outstretched feathers overwhelming the sky
And his innate pride to lead
Suggest power
Not modesty
But he never kills without consuming
And though he is always watchful of his surroundings
As he skims the surface
I suspect he doesn't realize the panic
His shadow induces
In the hearts of the creatures underneath
The overflowing surge of relief
They feel as he revisits
His distinguished position on the cliff
An immense wall of stone
Taking the place of a diamond covered throne
A shining ocean instead of a glittering palace
To signify his status
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls
Tiptoeing past the sentient
Piercing eyes
He watches from his mountain walls
His mind once again boundless in flight
And like a thunderbolt he falls
Racing heart
Never a doubt
Or glance behind
His outstretched feathers overwhelming the sky
And his innate pride to lead
Suggest power
Not modesty
But he never kills without consuming
And though he is always watchful of his surroundings
As he skims the surface
I suspect he doesn't realize the panic
His shadow induces
In the hearts of the creatures underneath
The overflowing surge of relief
They feel as he revisits
His distinguished position on the cliff
An immense wall of stone
Taking the place of a diamond covered throne
A shining ocean instead of a glittering palace
To signify his status
Guided by instinct
His conscience remains unburdened
Never having to reflect within
He focuses relentlessly on the outside world
He manifests the answer to the oldest mystery
The meaning of life
Nothing more than just

What does it take to be free this generation sees a dangerous screen if you ain't caught in the scheme you know exactly what i mean
What gives the eagle his gift to see the world through the rift if you ain't caught in the twist well then you're catching his drift
all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love in the end all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love in the end all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love in the end all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love find love find love
It's like the birds and the bees love is a chemical born on the breeze but is that all you believe life is a dance that's how you recognise me
a billion choices or more I'd always land at your flower for sure your double helix spins right to my core and this is what i'm living for
all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love in the end all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love in the end all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love in the end all good boys must come to be men all bad girls find love find love find love
all good boys and all bad girls