The Crimea may refer to:
The Crimea were a British indie band, based in Camden, London. The band were featured in John Peel's Festive Fifty, ranking higher than bands such as The White Stripes and all eleven of the initial album demos were played on his show. The Guardian has described The Crimea's songs as "mini-epics" that reduce frontman Davey MacManus to "spasms of jerking anguish". On 2 July 2013 they announced via their official Twitter account that they were calling time on their 11-years as a band and that their gig at the Jazz Café in London on 30 July 2013 would be their last.
In 1998 The Crocketts signed to UK label V2 and released two albums. However, in late 2001, the band were dropped from the label's roster as part of a 'rationalisation' plan. Following this setback, Davey MacManus and Owen Hopkin formed The Crimea.
Their song "Lottery Winners On Acid" was played frequently by John Peel in 2002. They recorded a Peel session on 16 January 2003.
The Crimea were signed to Warner Bros Records following a showcase at the 2004 SXSW Festival in Texas. Their debut album, Tragedy Rocks, was released in 2005, with the first single from the album, "Lottery Winners On Acid", released on 9 January 2006; it entered the UK singles chart at No. 31 and became the first of three singles to appear as Single of the Week on what was then the show hosted by both Colin Murray and Edith Bowman on BBC Radio 1. In support of The Crimea's second single, "White Russian Galaxy", the band then performed on Top of the Pops.
I've got a germ inside of my soul and a Nazi inside of my head and
there's nothing you can do. I've got a brain that's ready to snap and
I'll turn around and stab your you know that it's true. Because every
time you look the other way I'm stealing all your feelings away, so
what you gonna do? And every time I come out to play I'm taking all
your toys away, so what you gonna do. I am void; empty, except
for the germ I'll never learn so fuck you.
You know I'm a contagious freak, spread disease whenever I speak.
Yes, I'm thinking that your pretty naive because everything I say you
believe and I'm lying through my teeth. Yes, you'll wind up playing
the fool and I'll be thinking that I'm Mr. Cool so what you gonna do.
I feel nothing but want everything polluted and sick like me. I've got