The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
Actors:
Eli Roth (producer),
Eli Roth (writer),
Lucy Liu (actress),
Daniel Wu (actor),
RZA (actor),
Pam Grier (actress),
Chia-Hui Liu (actor),
Dennis Chan (actor),
Dave Bautista (actor),
Ka-Yan Leung (actor),
Eli Roth (actor),
Russell Crowe (actor),
Kuan Tai Chen (actor),
RZA (writer),
RZA (writer),
Plot: In Jungle Village, the leader of the Lion's clan Gold Lion is summoned by the Governor and assigned to protect his gold that will be transported through the village. However he is betrayed and murdered by the greedy Silver Lion and Bronze Lion. Gold Lion's favorite son Zen Yi, a.k.a. The X-Blade, seeks revenge and heads to Jungle Village, but he is defeated by Brass Body and rescued by the local Blacksmith Thaddeus. Meanwhile the Gemini Female and the Gemini Male protect the Governor's gold, but they are vanquished by the army of Silver and Bronze Lion. The Blacksmith is abducted by the Lions and has his arms severed by Brass Body. However he is saved by the British Jack Knife, who is the emissary of the Emperor, and he manufactures iron arms for Thaddeus. Meanwhile the Governor sends the Jackal army to fight against the Lions and they hide the gold in the brothel of Madam Blossom. However, Madam Blossom and his girls form an army of black widows and together with Jack, Zen Yi and The Blacksmith, they fight against the Lions.
Keywords: actor-director-writer, altered-version-of-studio-logo, arm-cut-off, army, assassin, axe, bar, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bathtub
Genres:
Action,
Taglines: Seven clans, a fortune in gold. Let the battle begin. They put the F.U. in Kung Fu You can't spell Kung Fu without F and U.
Quotes:
[from trailer]::The Blacksmith: When you forge a weapon, you need three things: the right metal, temperatures over fourteen hundred degrees... and someone who wants to kill. Here in this village, we got all three.
[from trailer]::Madame Blossom: [to her students] Power belongs to no one, until it is seized through sex or violence.
[from trailer]::Lady Silk: Everyone's so afraid of these men. Are you?::Jackknife: No.
[from trailer]::Chan: Some pleasure, before business?::Jackknife: For me, this business is the pleasure.
[from trailer]::Madame Blossom: Gentlemen, warriors, we'll see who's left standing and who's on their knees...
[from trailer]::Gold Lion: Attack!
[from trailer]::Jackknife: I always bring a gun to a knife fight.
Jackknife: I came here for the duck.
The Blacksmith: When it comes to money, things get funny.
Madame Blossom: [to Jackknife] If you damage my girls... [grabs his scrotum and squeezes] I damage your boys.