Le Lavoir (2012)

Actors: Thomas Rodrigue (producer), Thomas Rodrigue (director), Thomas Rodrigue (writer), Thomas Rodrigue (actor), Thomas Rodrigue (editor), Jonathan Neault (director), Jonathan Neault (actor), Jonathan Neault (writer), Jonathan Neault (composer), Ludovic Fleury (director), Louis-Pierre Tanguay (writer), Louis-Pierre Tanguay (actor), Louis-Pierre Tanguay (director), Carl-Emmanuel Blanchet (actor), Carl-Emmanuel Blanchet (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Short,

Robin Hood (2010)

Actors: Mark Strong (actor), James Payton (actor), Danny Huston (actor), João Costa Menezes (actor), Robert Pugh (actor), Max von Sydow (actor), Ned Dennehy (actor), Ray Donn (actor), Lasco Atkins (actor), Russell Crowe (actor), Lee Nicholas Harris (actor), Gerard McSorley (actor), William Hurt (actor), Cate Blanchett (actress), Eileen Atkins (actress),

Plot: Birth of a legend. Following King Richard's death in France, archer Robin Longstride, along with Will Scarlett, Alan-a-Dale and Little John, returns to England. They encounter the dying Robert of Locksley, whose party was ambushed by treacherous Godfrey, who hopes to facilitate a French invasion of England. Robin promises the dying knight he will return his sword to his father Walter in Nottingham. Here Walter encourages him to impersonate the dead man to prevent his land being confiscated by the crown, and he finds himself with Marian, a ready-made wife. Hoping to stir baronial opposition to weak King John and allow an easy French take-over, Godfrey worms his way into the king's service as Earl Marshal of England and brutally invades towns under the pretext of collecting Royal taxes. Can Robin navigate the politics of barons, royals, traitors, and the French?

Keywords: 1190s, 12th-century, action-hero, adventure-hero, ambush, archer, army, arrow-through-neck, assuming-identity-of-a-dead-person, attacking-a-blind-man
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, History,
Taglines: The untold story behind the legend.

Quotes:

Godfrey: In the name of King John, pay or burn.

Godfrey: I've come looking for Robert Loxley.::Sir Walter Loxley: My son has not returned.::Godfrey: That is the truth because he's lying in a French ditch.::Sir Walter Loxley: Who are you?::Godfrey: I'm the one who killed him.

Robin Longstride: [asking about her late husband] A good knight?::Marion Loxley: It was short but sweet.::Robin Longstride: No, I meant: he was a good knight?

Prince John: Henceforth I declare you to be an outlaw.

Robin Longstride: If you thought it was hard getting wages from him when he was alive, try getting wages from a dead king.

Robin Longstride: We can't repay our good luck with bad grace, it invites darkness.

Prince John: [sarcastically] Would every man have a castle?::Robin Longstride: In England, every man's home *is* his castle.

Robin Longstride: Girl!::Marion Loxley: *Girl!*

Robin Longstride: Ask me nicely.

Marion Loxley: I trust you had an historic evening.

Mayhem's Razor (2008)

Actors: Marc Allen (actor), Chase Kuertz (editor), Shane Bartlett (producer), Chase Kuertz (producer), Chase Kuertz (writer), Chase Kuertz (director), Chris Whitsett (actor), Shawn Whitsell (actor), Dale Rainey (actress), Max Nolen (actor), Amanda Page Cornett (actress), Evan Taylor Williams (actor), Rashad Rayford (actor), Angel Bowman (actress), Thom Booton (actor),

Plot: It is the year 2012. Gina Tally, widow to a murdered cop, is awoken Christmas Eve night to loud sounds coming from downstairs. She discovers wounded Barkley Rains, a gang member to Mayhem's Razor, sprawled on the floor of her kitchen tile. He's being hunted down by his own people. And they'll do anything to get to him.

Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, dark-future, gang, home-invasion, mayhem's-razor, produced-by-director, punctuation-in-title, two-word-title, writer-director, written-by-director
Genres: Crime, Sci-Fi, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: When the lights go out. And you have everything to fear. They will come.

State and Main (2000)

Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker (actress), Patti LuPone (actress), David Paymer (actor), Michael Higgins (actor), Philip Seymour Hoffman (actor), Jack Wallace (actor), John Krasinski (actor), William H. Macy (actor), Matt Malloy (actor), Ricky Jay (actor), Charles Durning (actor), Clark Gregg (actor), Alec Baldwin (actor), Alec Baldwin (producer), Julia Stiles (actress),

Plot: Having left New Hampshire over excessive demands by the locals, the cast and crew of "The Old Mill" moves their movie shoot to a small town in Vermont. However, they soon discover that The Old Mill burned down in 1960, the star can't keep his pants zipped, the starlet won't take her top off, and the locals aren't quite as easily conned as they appear.

Keywords: amateur-theater, bare-chested-male, car-accident, dalmatian, film-in-film, filmmaking, hairy-chest, hotel, independent-film, lawsuit
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: When a film crew came to Waterford, Vermont - They Shot First And Asked Questions Later. Big movie. Small town. Huge trouble.

Quotes:

Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.

Joseph Turner White: How do I do a film called "The Old Mill" when I don't have an old mill?::Ann Black: Well, first you've got to change the title.

Walt Price: Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.

Ann Black: Everybody makes their own fun. If you don't make it yourself, it isn't fun. It's entertainment.

Marty Rossen: I'm going to rip your heart out, then I'm going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian...

Doc Wilson: It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?

Joseph Turner White: What's an associate producer credit?::Bill Smith: It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.

[Why he lusts for 14 year old girls]::Bob Barrenger: Everybody needs a hobby.

Joseph Turner White: You like kids?::Ann Black: Never saw the point of 'em.::Joseph Turner White: Me neither.

Joseph Turner White: You believe that?::Ann Black: I do if you do.::Joseph Turner White: But it's absurd.::Ann Black: So is our electoral process. But we still vote.

Go (1999)

Actors: Telly Savalas (actor), Tane McClure (actress), Jay Mohr (actor), Nikki Fritz (actress), Katie Holmes (actress), Jane Krakowski (actress), Robert Peters (actor), Taye Diggs (actor), James Duval (actor), Breckin Meyer (actor), William Fichtner (actor), Bob Pepper (actor), Emmy Collins (actor), Moby (composer), Sarah Polley (actress),

Plot: Told from three perspectives, a story of a bunch of young Californians trying to get some cash, do and deal some drugs, score money and sex in Las Vegas, and generally experience the rush of life.

Keywords: acid-trip, actor, bad-trip, bare-chested-male, bisexual, bisexual-male, bisexual-man, black-comedy, black-humor, blood
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: When the lights go down, the world is yours. life begins at 3am. A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend.

Quotes:

Claire: Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.

Ronna: I need a favor.::Todd: Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim.

Singh: Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?

Todd: Ronna, I just gave you a favor.::Ronna: And here I thought you just gave me head.

Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!::Ronna: Todd, I would never fuck you like that.::Todd: How would you fuck me?

Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!::Marcus: Your mother's mother's mother, f*** - this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.

Marcus: If you were any less black, you'd be clear.

Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have.::Adam: A girl is dead, Zack.::Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.

[Referring to the Family Circus comic strip]::Todd: And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.

Victor Sr.: You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the fucking difference.

The New Barbarians (1991)

Actors: Victoria Paris (actress), Sharon Kane (actress), Arcie Miller (actress), Rocco Bones (actor), Sabrina Dawn (actress), Eric Price (actor), Nina Hartley (actress), Jon Dough (actor), Joey Silvera (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Cal Jammer (actor), Wayne Summers (actor), Henri Pachard (actor), Randy West (actor), Raven Richards (actress),

Genres: Adult,

The New Barbarians (1990)

Actors: Victoria Paris (actress), Sharon Kane (actress), Arcie Miller (actress), Rocco Bones (actor), Sabrina Dawn (actress), Eric Price (actor), Nina Hartley (actress), Jon Dough (actor), Joey Silvera (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Cal Jammer (actor), Wayne Summers (actor), Henri Pachard (actor), Randy West (actor), Raven Richards (actress),

Genres: Adult, Sci-Fi,

Gunfight in Abilene (1967)

Actors: Ted Mapes (actor), Jack Tornek (actor), Bobby Darin (composer), Howard Christie (producer), Bobby Darin (actor), Michael Sarrazin (actor), William Phipps (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), John Daheim (actor), Donnelly Rhodes (actor), Ross Hagen (actor), Myron Healey (actor), Ken Swofford (actor), Frank McGrath (actor), William Mims (actor),

Plot: Fighting in the Civil War a man accidently kills his friend. Returning to Abilene after the war he finds his former sweetheart about to marry the brother of the man he killed. To pay his debt he not only refuses to win her back but takes the job of Sheriff, a job he doesn't want, when the brother asks him. Still haunted by the killing he refuses to carry a gun. But there is trouble between the ranchers and the farmers and when he finds the brother murdered he straps on a gun and heads after the killer.

Keywords: abilene-kansas, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, blood-on-back, cowboy, final-showdown, gun-violence, gunfight, gunfighter, gunslinger
Genres: Western,
Taglines: The time: NOON! The odds: DESPERATE! The result: MEMORABLE!

Quotes:

Joe Slade: Strip off his shirt. Tie 'im up to that wagon.

Showdown at Abilene (1956)

Actors: Dayton Lummis (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Paul Kruger (actor), Robert Anderson (actor), Richard H. Cutting (actor), Ted de Corsia (actor), Lane Bradford (actor), Harold Goodwin (actor), Frank Hagney (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), Harry Harvey (actor), Chuck Hayward (actor), David Janssen (actor), Anthony Jochim (actor), Kenneth MacDonald (actor),

Plot: Jim Trask, former sheriff of Abilene, returns to the town after fighting for the Confederacy to find everyone thought he was dead. His old friend Dave Mosely is now engaged to Trask's former sweetheart and is one of the cattlemen increasingly feuding with the original farmers. Trask is persuaded to take up as sheriff again but there is something about the death of Mosely's brother in the Civil War that is haunting him.

Keywords: ban-on-guns, bare-chested-male, beating, blood-on-back, businessman, cigar-smoking, civil-war-veteran, corruption, cowboy, death
Genres: Western,
Taglines: THE BLAZING STORY OF THE GREAT ABILENE RANGE WAR! (original print ad - all caps)