The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Adam Behr (actor)
• Rickey Boyd (actor)
• Rickey Boyd (actor)
• Tyler Bunch (actor)
• Tyler Bunch (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music

Taglines:

Hit the Bricks this May!
Everyone's Favorite Story Becomes One Twisted Tale.

Quotes:

Dorothy: You're all big! And you're talking...::Toto: Si... but more importantly, I'm naked, okay!

Dorothy: [referring to the Tin Thing] You think he's stuck?::Scarecrow: Do you think he needs our help?::Toto: You think he can check my e-mails?

Tin Thing: Welcome to the Total Intelligence Network, T.I.N. for short.

Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow": [Angry; referring to the crow pecking at him] That's the last straw!::Crow: No, I see one right here!

Dorothy: [to the Muppet Munchkins] I know a rat when I see one.

[as the Wicked Witch of the West]::Miss Piggy: Hahahaha! I'm not melting! Ah nuts! [begins to melt]

Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo): [looking at the silver slippers] And look how sparkly they are!::Dorothy: [in sing-song tone] Uh-uh!::[Piggy and the Munchkinlanders feign laughter]::Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo): Listen, high pockets, here's how things work in enchanted lands. Shoes have magical powers. If you have the shoes, you get the powers. But if you're going to question every little detail, the whole thing's gonna fall apart and we might as well call it a day, okay?::[Piggy turns away from her]::Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo): They're Manolos...!::The Munchkinlanders: [taunting her] Manolos!::Dorothy: Manolos! Why didn't you say so?::[grabs shoes from Tattypoo]

Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow": [to Wizard of Oz] Hello there, Mr. Oz. By any chance are you related to Frank Oz?

Waldorf: There's only two things I don't like about lion's jokes.::Statler: What's that?::Waldorf: My ears.

Pepe the Prawn: I'm so darn sexy it hurts!

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Fozzie Bear (actor)
• Adam Behr (actor)
• Zach Braff (actor)
• Mel Brooks (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• David Arquette (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Musical

Taglines:

More holiday fun than humanly possible!

Quotes:

[In a parody of 'Moulin Rouge.']::Robin: I'm the Green Fairy.::Kermit: But what are you doing in my drink?::Fozzie: The backstroke.

Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.::Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Muppet movies are always the best.::Kermit: You mean that?::Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Rachel Bitterman: You are very fit for a plus sized pig.::Miss Piggy: And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.

Sam the Eagle: It seems the words on my mug are right: "It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys."

Kermit: [whispers] Psst, come close. [Daniel leans foreward and Kermit shouts] I wish I had never been born!

Kermit: I wish I've never been born!

Kermit: We're going to get you that money.::Rachel Bitterman: Yeah, when pigs fly. [Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"] For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!

Kermit: [watching Rizzo the Rat on "Fear Factor"] How can NBC live with themselves?

Pepe the Prawn: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...::The Great Gonzo: Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?::Pepe the Prawn: Better safe than sorry, okay?::The Great Gonzo: Good point.

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Actors

• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• Bill Barretta (actor)
• James Barton (actor)
• Michael Bayliss (actor)
• Kevin Bishop (actor)
• Danny Blackner (actor)
• Charles Broughton (actor)
• Robbie Barnett (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Musical

Taglines:

Set sail for Muppet mayhem!

Quotes:

Billy Bones: Beware lads! Beware.::Jim Hawkins: What, the one-legged man?::Billy Bones: Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a - Ahhhh!

Rizzo: What's wrong?::Gonzo: It just feels so weird.::Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?::Gonzo: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.::Rizzo: You and your hobbies.

Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.::Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

Mudwell the Mudbunny: [sobbing] Dead Tom's dead. Long John shot him!::Walleyed Pike: But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.

Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?::Floyd: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.::Animal: Politics! Politics!

Rizzo: Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.::Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?

Gonzo: One leg, Jim, count'em, one.

Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.::Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.::Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.

Benjamina Gunn: All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.

Rizzo: He's some kind of a blind fiend.::Gonzo: I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Actors

• Don Austen (actor)
• David Alan Barclay (actor)
• Robbie Barnett (actor)
• James Barton (actor)
• Michael Bayliss (actor)
• Fergus Brazier (actor)
• Simon Buckley (actor)
• David Bulbeck (actor)
• Michael Caine (actor)
• Marcus Clarke (actor)
• Raymond Coulthard (actor)
• Craig Crane (actor)
• Taylor David (actor)
• John Eccleston (actor)
• Ian Allen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Fantasy
• Musical

Quotes:

Gonzo: Hello! Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story.::Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.

Rizzo the Rat: Light the lamp, not the rat, light the lamp, not the rat! Put me out, put me out, put me out!::Gonzo: Oh! My apologies! Um...::[Suddenly spotting a barrel of water below the lamp post]::Gonzo: Rizzo!::Rizzo the Rat: What?::["Mr Dickens" pushes Rizzo so he falls into the water barrel]

Vegetables: If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck!::Muppet Man: Even the vegetables don't like him!

[Gonzo and Rizzo are flying over London]::Gonzo: [Thrilled] Hello, London!::Rizzo the Rat: [Scared] Goodbye, lunch!

[an urchin steals a talking vegetable]::Vegetable: Hey, I'm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!

Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas in this place.::Ebenezer Scrooge: They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.::Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.

Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.::Jacob Marley: And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap!

Fozziwig: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."::Jacob Marley: That was the speech?::Robert Marley: It was dumb!::Jacob Marley: It was obvious!::Robert Marley: It was pointless!::Jacob Marley: It was... short!::[turns to Robert]::Jacob Marley, Robert Marley: I loved it!

Rizzo the Rat: Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."

Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit.::Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I'm a LARGE absent-minded spirit!

Muppet*vision 3-D (1991)

Actors

• Rickey Boyd (actor)
• Kevin Carlson (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• John Henson (actor)
• Richard Hunt (actor)
• Richard Hunt (actor)
• Richard Hunt (actor)
• Richard Hunt (actor)
• Richard Hunt (actor)
• Wayne Allwine (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Short

Quotes:

Kermit the Frog: We will also see a rousing finale from Sam the Eagle. What's it called, Sam?::Sam the Eagle: It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America".

Kermit the Frog: Sam, are you ready with that finale?::Sam the Eagle: It's a glorious three-hour finale!::Kermit the Frog: You got a minute and a half.

Waldorf: Hey, hey, what's going on?::Sweetums: Bean Bunny ran away!::Statler: Well, you know what that makes him...::Waldorf, Statler: SMARTER THAN US!

Waldo C. Graphic: [after being inflated and duplicated] Great! Now I can start my own football team!

Statler: Well, what do you think?::Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?::Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!

Sam the Eagle: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse!::Rizzo the Rat: [singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March] Oh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'...::Sam the Eagle: Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat!::Rizzo the Rat: Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know?

Scooter: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you could just step as far forward and close together as you can.::Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, real close. You see, we're doing research on deodorant strength.::Scooter: Rizzo, you're disgusting.::Rizzo the Rat: Hey, it's a gift.

[first lines]::Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?::Waldorf: Oh, it's one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.::[Statler does so]::Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.::Waldorf: That's no mask.::Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady!

[a banana cream pie comes flying out of the screen]::Kermit the Frog: What is that?::Fozzie Bear: Isn't it great? It's my new remote-controlled banana cream pie. Hey Kermit... Watch this! [Fozzie presses a button and the remote control breaks causing the pie to spin and end up on Fozzie's face]::Kermit the Frog: Oh, Fozzie, that's terrible!::Fozzie Bear: [tasting it] Yeah, you're right... needs more sugar.

Camilla: Bawk, buck, ba-gawk.::Fozzie Bear: Hey, you're not a penguin. You're a chicken. I told you chickens to stay on the other side of the road. [to no one in particular] Okay, everyone, why did this chicken cross the road?::Camilla: Ba-gawk, buck, ba-gawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.::Fozzie Bear: Oh, that's funny. Hey, everyone, why did the chicken cross the road?

The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)

Actors

• Jeff Breslauer (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Todd Coyle (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Charles Grodin (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Wayne Allwine (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Music

Quotes:

Kermit: We're both members of FASA - Fictional Animal Stars of America.

Security Guard: Rats!::Rizzo the Rat: You called?::Security Guard: Ah! Don't do that!

The Great Gonzo: [looking in a trash can] Ah, Camilla! A plastic straw and paper cup exhibit!

Robin the Frog: I think it's great to be going back to the swamp and rediscovering our roots.::[Janice trips]::Rowlf: Hey, there's one now.::Janice: Thanks.::Rowlf: It goes with the poison ivy.

Beauregard: Are you sure you really need all this luggage? I mean, you don't have to dress for the alligators, you know.::Miss Piggy: Alligators? Are we going to see alligators?::Alligator: Only if you're really really lucky!

Bean Bunny: I'm learning to speak frog.::Frog: He's so cute.::Scooter: Well, that's his job. See, the rest of us got sick of being cute, so we hired him to do it.

Fozzy Bear: Kermit, you don't understand. You're giving us the choice between Walt Disney World and fried bugs!

Scooter: Cute is his middle name.::Bean Bunny: Actually, it's Norman.

Rizzo the Rat: Hey, you know, this ice cream's really good. Now all we need is some root beer.::Security Guard: Will you stop eating and help me capture the Muppets?::Rizzo the Rat: Hey, I can't scheme on an empty stomach, but if you want to capture the Muppets, you gotta watch for the weird an unusual.::[the guard's phone rings]::Security Guard: [on his phone] Fitzwaller here. World Showcase? A Scandinavian Cook? And a guy with a bucket on his head?::Rizzo the Rat: Bullseye!

Dog Catcher: Who's your owner?::Rowlf: Owner? I have no owner, sir!::Dog Catcher: Aha!::Rowlf: But perhaps you can help me. You see, Walt Disney World is such a big place. I don't know what to do with all this incredible freedom.::[the dog catcher nets Rowlf]::Rowlf: Now there's a solution I hadn't particularly thought of.

The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson (1990)

Actors

• Ray Charles (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• John Denver (actor)
• Charles Durning (actor)
• Stephen Garlick (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Charles Grodin (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Harry Belafonte (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Animation
• Biography
• Documentary
• Family

The Tale of the Bunny Picnic (1986)

Actors

• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Kevin Clash (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Richard Hunt (actor)
• Ron Mueck (actor)
• Mike Quinn (actor)
• Martin P. Robinson (actor)
• David Rudman (actor)
• David Rudman (actor)
• Steve Whitmire (actor)
• Camille Bonora (actress)
• Louise Gold (actress)
• Karen Prell (actress)
• Karen Prell (actress)
• Karen Prell (actress)

Genres

• Family
• Musical

Quotes:

[after talking quietly to himself in bed]::Bean: [loudly] Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute...::[falls off the bed]::Lugsy: we're waiting...

Bean: [imagining] I'm not really Bean, I'm not really Bean, I'm not really Bean, I'm a giant tree and that dog can't get me. [fantasy sequence: Bean's a tree out in the middle of the woods when the dog comes up]::Dog: Sniff sniff sniff, now where'd that bunny go? [Bean sighs and the dog looks up]::Bean: Nobody here but us trees.::Dog: Right.

Twitch: [Bean's told them he saw a dog] Do you think he's telling the truth?::Lugsy: He says he's a fire breathing dragon, and you ask me if he's telling the TRUTH?

Bunnies: [singing] Hello sunshine/Hello birds on the wing/Hello spring time/We've been living for spring.

Twitch: Bean... Bean?::Bean: [hissing] Bean's not here.::Lugsy: Then who're you?::Bean: [hissing] I'm a fire breathing dragon.::Lugsy: I'm not a bad bunny, am I?::Twitch: No.::Lugsy: [shouting] Then why do I have to have a little brother who always pretends he's a fire breathing dragon?

Bean: Please don't make me go, there's a dog out there!::Father: Dog! Did you say dog?::Bean: Dog!::Father: Dog!::Bean: Dog!::Father: Dog!::Bean: Dog!::Father: Dog!::Lugsy: There's no dog.::Father: No dog?::Lugsy: No dog, it's just his imagination, again.

Dog: I'll get that bunny or my name's not, my name's not... whatever it is.

Bunny: [after Grandpa Bean tells the story of the bunny picnic and the dog and the farmer] But Grandpa Bean, what about the bunny picnic?::Bean: Oh well I'm glad you asked, because there's never been another bunny picnic like it, before or since.

Bean: [Bean and the Dog are hiding, the farmer's sneezing] What's going on?::Dog: Bunnies make him sneeze something awful.::Bean: They do? That gives me an idea. [leaves the bush]::Dog: Where are you going, bunny? If he sees you... oh no...::Farmer: [sees Bean] Oh no! Stay away from me! Stay away from me or I'll... ACHOO!::Bean: Quick everyone, out in the open!::Lugsy: [to Twitch] If he can do it, so can I.

Twitch: Bean? Bean?::Bean: I'm not Bean, I'm a weasel.::[sniffs]::Lugsy: No no no, you're not a weasel, you're a pain in the...::Great Grandmother: [opens her door] Next door neighbor.