The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Hollywood Follies (1994)
Actors:
Laurence Rosenthal (composer),
Hilary Momberger (miscellaneous crew),
Rick McCallum (producer),
Erich von Stroheim (actor),
Robert Peters (actor),
Gene Autry (miscellaneous crew),
George Lucas (producer),
Leo Gordon (actor),
Sean Patrick Flanery (actor),
George Fisher (actor),
Francis X. Bushman (actor),
Doug Jones (actor),
David Margulies (actor),
Michael Schultz (director),
Peggy Farrell (costume designer),
Plot: Indy takes a job as assistant to a Hollywood studio executive in an attempt to earn his college fees. His job is to get flamboyant and difficult director Erich Von Stroheim to complete his latest epic on time and with the budget, or else.
Keywords: adventurer, character-name-in-title, composer, fedora, film-studio, hollywood-california, indiana-jones, sequel, young-version-of-character
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Quotes:
Indiana Jones: Where do I come in?::Carl Laemmle: You don't come in. You go out.::Indiana Jones: Go out, where?::Carl Laemmle: To Hollywood. As my personal representative. I want you to get out there and take charge. Tell that lunatic Von Stroheim he finishes the picture in ten days, or else you pull the plugs.
Indiana Jones: Excuse me, sir, do you know Universal Studios?::Cabbie: The funny farm? Yeah, who doesn't!
Erich Von Stroheim: Tell Mr. Laemmle only Von Stroheim decides to fade away Von Stroheim picture. Not some stupid, ignorant, pathetic, imbecile errant boy. [turns to his crew] Places now. We begin.
Indiana Jones: Listen, I'm getting tired of horsing around.::Erich Von Stroheim: Von Stoheim never horses around.
Claire Lieberman: The day I lose Tony is the day I lose my sense of humor. If I lose that I may as well die.
Indiana Jones: Who the heck is Prince Massimo?::Irving Thalberg: A real Italian prince Von Stoheim brought in specially.::Claire Lieberman: Von loves his accent.::Indiana Jones: Loves his accent, but, but, but, but there's no sound! These are silent pictures, send him back!
Claire Lieberman: [to Indy] That's Hollywood for you: studio exec one day, gopher the next.
John Ford: Indy? Where'd you get a name like that, from your dog?::Indiana Jones: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did.::John Ford: Well, I suppose it's as good a name as Ford.
John Ford: Well, you're named after a dog, I'm named after a car, we should get along fine.
John Ford: Ladies and gentlemen, I think Mr. Jones misses his woman.::Old Timer: Well then he should get himself a horse.
Bird on a Wire (1990)
Actors:
Goldie Hawn (actress),
James Kidnie (actor),
Blu Mankuma (actor),
Bill Duke (actor),
Clyde Kusatsu (actor),
Kevin McNulty (actor),
Stephen Tobolowsky (actor),
Ken Camroux (actor),
Mel Gibson (actor),
David Carradine (actor),
Jeff Corey (actor),
Paul Jarrett (actor),
John Pyper-Ferguson (actor),
Robert W. Cort (producer),
Rob Cohen (producer),
Plot: Rick has been given a new identity by the FBI for helping convict a drug dealing FBI agent. Fifteen years later his former fiance recognises him. Rick's FBI 'minder' has been replaced by a corrupt agent who helps the drug dealing FBI agent and his accomplice locate him. There are many subsequent chase scenes as Rick and girlfriend revisit his former haunts.
Keywords: ambush, animal-attack, bare-butt, blonde, blood-spatter, brawl, car-chase, car-motorcycle-chase, chase, corruption
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Taglines: He's every woman's dream and one woman's nightmare
Quotes:
Rick Jarmin: You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!
Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?::Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?::Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.
[In an airplane.]::Rick Jarmin: Put you head between your knees.::Marianne Graves: [doing so] Now what?::Rick Jarmin: Kiss your ass goodbye. We got no wheels, and we're coming down!
[Repeated line]::Rick Jarmin: This can't be good for you.
Marianne Graves: What are you doing here?::Rick Jarmin: I missed you. Now hop on...
Rick Jarmin: That ought to cover the damages.::Raun: What damages?::[Rick rides a motorbike through the closed salon door]
[A motorcycle cop flips over his handlebars head first into concrete being laid]::Workman: What are you doing with your face in my sidewalk?
Rachel Varney: Are you sure about that?::Rick Jarmin: When you've got a knife up my ass, I'm sure.
Rachel Varney: I'm engaged to be married.::Rick Jarmin: Well, flagellations.
Rick Jarmin: What does it matter to you - you're happily married?::Marianne Graves: I'm not.::Rick: Not happy?::Marianne: Not married.