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Kool-Aid Man is the mascot for Kool-Aid, a brand of flavored drink mix. The character has appeared on television and print advertising as a fun-loving gigantic pitcher, filled with red Kool-Aid and marked with a fingerpainted smiley face. He is typically featured answering the call of children by smashing through walls and furnishings, holding a pitcher filled with Kool-Aid.
The precursor to Kool-Aid Man, the Pitcher Man, was created in 1954 by Marvin Plotts, an art director for a New York advertising agency hired by General Foods to create an image that would accompany the slogan "A 5-cent package makes two quarts." Inspired by watching his young son draw smiley faces on a frosted window, Plotts created the Pitcher Man, a glass pitcher with a wide smile emblazoned on its side and filled with Kool-Aid. It was one of several designs Plotts created but the only one that stuck, and General Foods began to use the Pitcher Man in all of its advertisements.
Beginning in the mid 1970s, Kool-Aid Man was introduced as a walking/talking 6-foot-tall pitcher of cherry Kool-Aid. Children, parched from playing and/or other various activities, would typically exchange a few words referring to their thirst, then put a hand to the side of their mouths and call forth their "friend" by shouting "Hey, Kool-Aid!", whereupon, the Kool-Aid Man would make his grand entrance, breaking through walls, fences, ceilings and/or other furnishings, uttering the infamous words "Oh yeah!" then pour the dehydrated youngsters a thirst-quenching glass of Kool-Aid.
Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident.
He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.
Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the second son of Donna Jean (née Ford) and George F. Cook. Cook has an older half-brother, Darryl, and five sisters. He was raised in a Roman Catholic family in Arlington, Massachusetts, where he attended Arlington High School.
Actors: Riki Lindhome (actress), Dominic Dierkes (actor), Chris Hardwick (producer), John Hennigan (actor), Nick Wiger (actor), Justin Donaldson (producer), Justin Donaldson (editor), Justin Donaldson (actor), Justin Donaldson (writer), Justin Donaldson (director), Brea Grant (actress), Hal Rudnick (actor), Hal Rudnick (writer), Hal Rudnick (producer), Allan McLeod (actor),
Plot: Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight, Superman or Gandalf? Are you a fan of Comic books, Sci Fi, Horror, and Fantasy? Do you like to see nerds engage in passionate debate? Then watch the "Tournament of Nerds!" Nerds square off in heated debate to decide which heroes would win in a fight, as they battle to get through a March Madness type bracket... ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!!
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I’m drinking my life away
Flash lightning past my window
Two note Frankenstein I don’t care you don’t scare me
Flash lightning past my window
Two note Frankenstein I don’t care you don’t scare me
Dance on my grave
Dance on my grave
Dance on my grave
Dance on my grave
Get yourself together or fall apart
Make your mind up or let yourself down
Get yourself together of fall apart
Make your mind up or let yourself down
Hey, hey, hey hey,
After my first thousand years in Hell
I was burning couldn’t stand the smell
After my second thousand years in hell
I’m feeling sorry for myself
Funeral Home
Funeral Home
I’m going to the funeral home
Buy me a coffin shiny and black
I’m going to the funeral and I’m never coming back
Adolph Hitler was a man, he was a big man
But God was bigger and Japan and Germany surrendered at