El Presidente

Frankenstein in a Women's Prison (2011)

Actors: Richard Griffin (editor), Richard Griffin (director), Nathaniel Sylva (actor), Daniel Lee White (actor), Ted Marr (producer), Alexandra Cipolla (actress), Bernard Larrivee Jr (actor), Jennifer Scharf (actress), Andre Boudreau (actor), Sonya Joyner (actress), Jocelyn Padilla (actress), Michael Thurber (actor), Beatriz Lopez (miscellaneous crew), Erin M. Olson (actress), Margaret Wolf (costume designer),

Genres: Horror, Short,

1 Day (2009)

Actors: Allan Niblo (producer), Thomas Rosica (producer), Gita Hosek (producer), Penny Woolcock (producer), Penny Woolcock (writer), Penny Woolcock (director), Lee Thomas (producer), Andrew Litvin (producer), Marc Boudignon (editor), Katie Bevell (miscellaneous crew), Aaron Hamilton (actor), Chris Cavanagh (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Badham (miscellaneous crew), Lucy Pardee (miscellaneous crew), Marina Parker (producer),

Genres: Drama,

Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control (2008)

Actors: Jon Kuyper (miscellaneous crew), Jules Sylvester (miscellaneous crew), Terry Crews (actor), Mel Brooks (writer), Bryan Callen (actor), Buck Henry (writer), Masi Oka (actor), Brian Gattas (actor), Patrick Warburton (actor), Anne Hathaway (actress), J.P. Manoux (actor), Larry Miller (actor), Larry Miller (actor), Charles Roven (producer), Richard Middleton (producer),

Plot: Both being national security agencies, the CIA and CONTROL have a sometimes friendly, sometimes not so friendly rivalry. CONTROL may now have the upper hand in the rivalry when Bruce and Lloyd, two of their nerdish inventors working in the gadgets laboratory, are close to perfecting their optical camouflage technology (OCT), aka an invisibility cloak. This is much to the chagrin of their counterparts at the CIA, Bob and Howard. The more personal rivalry between Bruce/Lloyd and Bob/Howard is fostered by their respective bosses, who happen to be competitive twin brothers. Bruce and Lloyd may be in deep trouble when their only prototype of the OCT goes missing. They initially believe that Bob and Howard may have it or worse that it has fallen into the hands on CONTROL's arch enemy, KAOS. But they discover that it was stolen by a beautiful woman named Isabella, working for her country, Maraguay. Bruce and Lloyd, with Bruce's girlfriend and fellow CONTROL technology geek Nina at their side, go on a mission to retrieve the OCT back from the Maraguayan government, who they learn has ties to KAOS. But they also learn that Bob and Howard are also trying to retrieve the OCT for the CIA's glory, and that Isabella is working on her own personal agenda.

Keywords: 2000s, accidental-shooting, autopsy, baldness, betrayal, bloopers-during-credits, body-odor, breaking-through-a-door, cameo, character-name-in-title
Genres: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Loved Get Smart? Get more!

Quotes:

Lloyd: Where are your glasses? What are you wearing?::Bruce: It's Italian! Nina likes it.::Lloyd: I can see your nipples.::Bruce: No one asked you to look.

Underchief: We can't have a hostile dictator wandering around Washington, DC invisible. He might sell us to KAOS... or France.

Lloyd: Well, he may not be a 100% ready, but we've got no other choice.::Bruce: Okay, we're powered up.::Bruce: Send in the Hyme. [pause, Bruce looks at him funny] That's what he's called.

Bruce: Great party last night. Way better than last year's.::Lloyd: Well yeah. No one vomited in the centrifuge.::Bruce: Yeah, that was a lot of paper towels.

Bruce: Why's that door always broken?::Lloyd: Why is our main elevator a telephone booth?::Bruce: Good point.

Lloyd: Give it!::Howard: Give what?::Lloyd: Oh, you know what! Don't push me!::Bob: Well hold up, big man. It'd be a shame if we were forced to kick your asses in public.::Bruce: No, what would be a shame is if someone dropped nanorobots in your coffee, got lodged in your colon, and gave you thirty years of diarrhea.

Lloyd: We're gonna have to break into the embassy ourselves, which we're gonna suck at, and then they're gonna arrest us, they're gonna kill us, and then they're gonna torture us!::Bruce: You're being ridiculous! After they kill us they can't torture us. The worst they could do is desecrate our bodies.

Howard: You have no ethics at all, do you, Bob?::Bob: We're the good guys: CIA. When we do something, that makes it ethical.

Underchief: If I have to come down here one more time, it's going to be with a bullwhip and a hockey mask. *Comprende*?

Lloyd: Are you telling me that a multi-billion-dollar emerging technology for altering the very laws of physics can be defeated by a pair of cheap sunglasses?::Bruce: They're not cheap. They're Oakleys.

La rebelión de los pingüinos (2007)

Actors: Diego Ruiz (actor), Orlando Lübbert (writer), Simón Bergman (director), Simón Bergman (writer), Daniel Linker (composer), Angelina Vásquez (producer), Felipe Barra (editor), Paulina Andrade (actress), Arantxa Uribarri (actress), Pamela Pincheira (producer), Andrés Lopez (composer), Amanda Yates (actress), Nicolás Jofré (actor), Juan Mackena (actor), Ivan Torrealba (actor),

Genres: Short,

Blue Sombrero (2005)

Actors: Rick Overton (actor), Rick Overton (actor), Cylk Cozart (actor), Rick Overton (actor), Joaquim de Almeida (actor), Jim McCarthy (miscellaneous crew), Joshua Feinman (actor), Joshua Feinman (actor), Joshua Feinman (producer), Jeff Bowler (producer), Marta McGonagle (actress), Steven Chester Prince (actor), Nic Novicki (actor), Nic Novicki (actor), Erika Ringor (actress),

Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: Extreme action comedy adventure in the jungles of Costa Rica

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Actors: Gerardo Vigil (actor), Julio Oscar Mechoso (actor), Danny Trejo (actor), Pedro Armendáriz Jr. (actor), José Luis Avendaño (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Mickey Rourke (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Rubén Blades (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Dagoberto Gama (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Miguel Couturier (actor), Enrique Iglesias (actor), Salma Hayek (actress),

Plot: In the third movie of Rodriguez's "Mariachi" trilogy, a Mexican drug lord pretends to overthrow the Mexican government, and is connected to a corrupt CIA agent who at that time, demands retribution from his worst enemy to carry out the drug lord's uprising against the government.

Keywords: action-hero, amplifier, anti-hero, arm, assassination-attempt, banquet, bar, bar-shootout, battle, bazooka
Genres: Action, Thriller,
Taglines: The Time Has Come.

Quotes:

Left Nut: I was tortured once... I didn't like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.

[last lines]::Carolina: [in Spanish]::[subtitled version]::Carolina: What do you want in life?::El Mariachi: To be free...::Carolina: Simple.::El Mariachi: No.

Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?::Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN::Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.

Agent Sands: [Hands the bar keep a lunch box] I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.

Agent Sands: Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?

[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]::Cucuy: There's cartel on every corner.::El Mariachi: Sands told me you handle protection.::Cucuy: I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.::[Cucuy grabs his arm]::Cucuy: There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.::El Mariachi: And if I don't?::Cucuy: Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?::El Mariachi: Would you kill them?::Cucuy: Me?::[Points to his men]::Cucuy: They certainly would.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.

[upon finding something hidden in a corpse's hollow eye socket]::Agent Sands: Well, I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass.

[first lines]::Agent Sands: I never heard of him.::Belini: Who?::Agent Sands: The man you recommended.::Belini: The guitar fighter?

[standing in front of Sands with no eyes]::Ajedrez: See anything you like?::[shoots her in the stomach]::Agent Sands: No.

Agent Sands: Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.

McBain (1991)

Actors: Mary Walter (actress), Christopher Franke (composer), Susan Africa (actress), Christopher Walken (actor), Maria Conchita Alonso (actress), Marshall Thompson (actor), Victor Argo (actor), Cris Aguilar (actor), Roy Alvarez (actor), Michael Ironside (actor), Raoul Aragonn (actor), Joel Torre (actor), Luis Guzmán (actor), Cliff Fleming (miscellaneous crew), Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Santos attempts to lead a people's revolt in Colombia to overthrow the oppressive El Presidente. When his revolt fails and he is killed, his sister Christina goes to New York to find McBain, a lieutenant Santos rescued during the Vietnam War. McBain agrees to avenge Santos' death, calls up his old war buddies, raises the necessary funds by killing a few drug dealers and threatening the mafia, then leads an attack to topple the corrupt government.

Keywords: army, army-men, attack-on-president, aviation, battle, battlefield, beach, blood-spatter, body-landing-on-a-car, butcher
Genres: Action, Drama,
Taglines: Taking on the drug lords is impossible. Taking on a country is insane. He fought one war. Now, he's fighting another. This time he won't lose. It takes a killer to stop the killing. The drug lords have the power, the money, the connections... but they didn't count on... McBain. It's payback time! How do you set a country free?

Quotes:

Christina: The Berlin wall came down in two weeks - I know it can be done.

McBain: Santos is dead. You remember Santos? This is his sister.::Frank Bruce: Yeah, I remember Santos. It's a hell of a thing they did to him. But there's nothing we can do about it now.::McBain: You know, I get up in the morning and I go to work. I go to the same bar each night and drink the same beer. I laugh, I talk. But when I saw Santos on tv, I got jealous. Because, he was doing what he did best.::Frank Bruce: What, you miss the smell of napalm in the morning?

[after the team has killed a bunch of drug dealers]::Papo: What da fuck do ya want?::McBain: Money.::Papo: Money? Shit man, take da money! You guys sure killed a lot of people for a little money.::Gill: People? Who gives a fuck about people like that? Or people like you for that matter.::Papo: Oh, I get it. Dealers of death. Who cares about people that sells drugs to eight-year-olds? Hey man, you expect them to work at Burger King making 3.75 an hour? I pay them 200 dollars *a day*! Y'know, they just tryin' to make a livin'! Do I look like the kinda guy who could get a job at one of those glass towers? And as far as dealing drugs to any eight-year-olds, do you see any eight-year-olds down dere? All I see is a bunch of assholes from New Jersey!

President Flynn: You guys are fucking with the wrong President!

El señor presidente (1983)

Actors: Dora Doll (actress), Michel Auclair (actor), Reynaldo Miravalles (actor), René de la Cruz (actor), Florence Jaugey (actress), Alejandro Lugo (actor), Manuel Octavio Gómez (director), Omar Valdés (actor), Raúl Eguren (actor), Bruno Garcin (actor), Idalia Anreus (actress), Derubín Jácome (costume designer), Ángel Torano (actor),

Genres: ,

Nunca en horas de clase (1978)

Actors: José Luis López Vázquez (actor), Alfred Lucchetti (actor), Joan Borràs (miscellaneous crew), Xavier Cugat (actor), Gaspar 'Indio' González (actor), José Antonio de la Loma (director), José Antonio de la Loma (writer), Mir Ferry (actor), Isabel Mestres (actress), Alicia Agut (actress), Jordi Torras (actor), Jordi Serrat (actor), Carlos Ballesteros (actor), Raúl Román (editor), Fredy Ripers (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975)

Actors: Alberto Morin (actor), Paul Frees (actor), George Pal (producer), Frank De Vol (composer), Michael Anderson (director), Michael Berryman (actor), Grace Stafford (actress), Paul Gleason (actor), William Lucking (actor), Carlos Rivas (actor), George Pal (writer), Robert Tessier (actor), Jorge Cervera Jr. (actor), Michael Miller (actor), Paul Wexler (actor),

Plot: In the Fabulous Thirties, Doc Savage and his five Amazing Adventurers are sucked into the mystery of Doc's father disappearing in the wilds of South America. The maniacal Captain Seas tries to thwart them at every turn as they travel to the country of Hidalgo to investigate Doc's father's death and uncover a vast horde of Incan gold.

Keywords: based-on-novel, based-on-pulp-magazine, character-name-in-title, covered-in-melted-gold, literal-gleam-in-eye, murder, pet-pig, sequel-mentioned-during-end-credits, trilling
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime,

Quotes:

Johnny: An absolute absence of ambulation.

Monk: Have no fear! Doc Savage is here!

Doc: Mona, you're a brick!

Monk: [when asked the dead Mayan's identity] One thing's for sure: he ain't no native New Yorker.::Brig. Gen. Theodore Marley 'Ham' Brooks: The word is: 'isn't.::Monk: Isn't, ain't what's the difference?

Doc: Before we go... let us remember our code. Let us strive every moment of our lives to make ourselves better and better to the best of our ability so that all may profit by it. Let us think of the right and lend our assistance to all who may need it, with no regard for anything but justice. Let us take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage. Let us be considerate of our country, our fellow citizens, and our associates in everything we say and do. Let us do right to all - and wrong no man.

Doc: Do a Barney Oldfield, Long Tom.

Johnny: Well I'll be... super-amalgamated.

Don Rubio Gorro: That dirty little tramp from my office, she could never lead them to Quetzamal.::Capt. Seas: That's what I'm counting on. Lots of money is at stake.