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Kevin Patrick Smith (born August 2, 1970) is an American screenwriter, actor, film producer, and director, as well as a popular comic book writer, author, comedian/raconteur, and internet radio personality best recognized by viewers as Silent Bob. Although primarily known for the View Askew film series, Smith also wrote, directed and produced films such as the buddy cop action comedy Cop Out, as well as the horror film Red State. His first several films were mostly set in his home state of New Jersey, and while not strictly sequential, they frequently feature crossover plot elements, character references, and a shared canon in what is known by fans as the "View Askewniverse", named after his production company View Askew Productions, which he co-founded with Scott Mosier.
Smith is also the owner of Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash comic book and novelty store in Red Bank, New Jersey. He co-hosts several weekly podcasts that are recorded at various locations around the world and released on SModcast Internet Radio. Smith is well known for participating in long, humorous Q&A sessions that are often filmed for DVD release, beginning with An Evening with Kevin Smith.
Actors: Stuart Matthews (actor), Tom Bonington (actor), Jason Croot (actor), Catherine Balavage (writer), Catherine Balavage (producer), Catherine Balavage (director), Catherine Balavage (actress), Leila Reid (actress), Kyri Saphiris (actor), Eddie Ruben (actor), Monty Burgess (actor), Anna Fiertag (actress), Steve McAleavy (director), Steve McAleavy (producer), Mary Tynan (actress),
Plot: Sarah is a famous poet with writer's block, her last book sold thousands of copies but she has not written anything for over 175 days. Her friends Alison and Jamie try to help her, but she seems set on self-destruction. After her publisher threatens to drop her she steals someone's tweets and passed them off as her new poetry.
Keywords: comedienneActors: Christopher Downie (editor), Christopher Downie (producer), Kevin Smith (producer), Christopher Downie (writer), Christopher Downie (director), Mark Frost (actor), Lewis Brameld (actor), Brett Murray (producer), Producer Snafu (composer), Alida Brill (actor),
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Short,Actors: Christopher Downie (editor), Christopher Downie (writer), Christopher Downie (actor), Kevin Smith (producer), Christopher Downie (producer), Christopher Downie (director), Brian O'Halloran (actor), Mark Frost (actor), Mark Frost (actor), Dale Murray (actor), Brett Murray (miscellaneous crew), Brett Murray (actor), Brett Murray (producer), Chris Bain (actor), Chris Bain (actor),
Genres: Biography, Short,Actors: Kelly Natividade (actress), Quynh Thi Le (actress), Frank Warlick (actor), J. Howard Bach (writer), J. Howard Bach (actor), J. Howard Bach (producer), J. Howard Bach (director), Jay Hanna (miscellaneous crew), Maxwell Bach (actor), April Rich (actress), Sam Dubin (actor), Tim Baran (actor), Tyler Haven (actor), Emily K. Bach (miscellaneous crew), Nathan Bach (editor),
Plot: A tale about a 14 year old boy who learns the fine art of selling by applying methods he learns from watching a narrative video on the Internet. He intertwines these suggestions along with his own perception on how to be successful in the fast paced dog eat dog world of competitive selling. Limited only by his imagination, he embarks on a journey that nets him phenomenal results on his 1st day of on the job training.
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Jason Mewes (actor), Dahla MacKenna (miscellaneous crew), Vivica A. Fox (actress), Kevin Jubinville (actor), Kevin Smith (actor), Jim McGrath (composer), Perez Hilton (actor), Nina Dobrev (actress), Dan Levy (actor), Amy Wright (miscellaneous crew), Shea E. Butler (miscellaneous crew), Stefan Brogren (director), Stefan Brogren (producer), Peter Wentz (actor), Lauren Collins (actress),
Plot: The travels to Los Angeles, California as they attempt to live out their dreams. While Manny continues to pursue her acting career, Paige manages to acquire a leading role in a Hollywood film directed by Jason Mewes about his high school story and the girl of his dreams, Trixie. Ellie is facing her own troubles. Her dad has come back from Afghanistan, but has Post-traumatic Stress Disorder and Ellie is trying to avoid seeing him. The dramatic relationship between Craig and Ellie continues to intensify after years of turbulence. Stüdz-the band composed of Peter, Danny, and Sav-seems to be headed towards their big break.
Keywords: acting, actress, alcoholic, audition, based-on-tv-series, california, celebrity-gossip, cell-phone, diva, filmmakingActors: Maurice LaMarche (actor), Tom Kenny (actor), Hugh M. Hefner (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (actor), Jeremy Bulloch (actor), Jess Harnell (actor), J.J. Abrams (actor), Paul Dini (actor), Sid Caesar (actor), Ray Harryhausen (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Matt Groening (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Mark Hamill (actor), Stan Lee (actor),
Plot: A host of real-life celebrities - including Hugh Hefner, Stan Lee, and Kevin Smith - journey into the world of comic book fandom! Documentary filmmaker Donald Swan heads to the world's largest comic book convention where he encounters a culture of craziness that he's totally unprepared for!
Keywords: colon-in-title, comic-book, convention, fake-documentary, fandom, four-word-title, hugh-hefner, man-with-glasses, mockumentary, movie-in-titleActors: Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor), Joe Towne (actor),
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Short,Actors: Ryôtarô Okiayu (actor), Liam O'Brien (actor), Daisuke Namikawa (actor), Richard Cansino (actor), Masami Kikuchi (actor), Katsuyuki Konishi (actor), Yuri Lowenthal (actor), Jûrôta Kosugi (actor), Nobuyuki Hiyama (actor), Sôichirô Hoshi (actor), Joe Cappelletti (actor), Akira Ishida (actor), Doug Erholtz (actor), Sam Riegel (actor), Sam Riegel (actor),
Genres: Action, Animation, Comedy, Sport,Actors: Jay Richardson (actor), Barry Roskin Blake (director), Barry Roskin Blake (producer), Bethenny Frankel (actress), Davey Brown (actor), Davey Brown (producer), Jourdain Chapdelaine (actor), Shelli Bergh (actress), Sean Patrick Joyce (actor), Robin Lee (actress), Alexa Williams (actress), Garrett Connor (actor), Tony M. Romani (miscellaneous crew), Larry Kogan (producer), Barbera Brown (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Laura, a mid-term high school transferee, develops a liking for wimpy classmate, Mike, who's father became an abusive alcoholic after Mike's mother's fatal illness. Those who take advantage of Mike are killed by Laura, who arranged for the deaths of her own abusive parents to look like an accident.
Genres: Thriller,Crash,
Pow,
Boom.
Do you doubt the truth in the tales of brave Ulysses?
For I was there beside him, though humble in my task,
Few men find adventure of such heroic stature,
Though some came seeking glory, or a golden fleece to grasp.
I kissed my wife and children as we sailed up to the wars,
We bent our backs, and pulled the oars to the beat of Louie's solo, yeah.
So many normal ships have tried to navigate the waters, where fearsome, foreign gods turn good soldiers into swine,
We'll always spare the evil drop, although the cup was offered,
Be it luck, grace or cowardice, I have learned to look behind.
On every field, in style, in every city-town,
We marched as kings and conquerors to the ever present pound of Louie's solo.
Sailing along,
Sailing along,
Sailing along.
Yeah, this was not a sword and sandal sarcasm, where clumsy lips move to another tongue,
This odyssey of ours was danced to the brave music of a distant drum,
Main did acclaim us, though some - they did distain,
But both become a siren sound that pulls you to the rocks again.
One day each old fighter beats his sword into a plough,
But, if he needs, each warrior always knows the whereabouts of Louie's solo.
Sailing along,
Sailing along,
Sailing along,
Sailing along.
Oh, Telemachos,
Telemachos, my vigilant son,
Dawn, again has come,
All stitched and dull,
And yet my journey is not done.
Sailing along,
Sailing along,
Sailing,
Sailing along,
Sailing along,
Sailing along, love,