The Golden Girls

The Golden Girls is based on the lives and interactions of four older women whom have all been divorced/widowed, and are now roommates. Dorothy's main goal during the series is to find a companion she can relate to while her mother Sophia adds her comical outlook and frequents "Picture This" stories. Rose's St. Olaf-ness makes her a little corny but lovable. One thing that changes nearly every episode is whom Blanche is courting.

Cast

• Betty White
• Rue McClanahan
• Estelle Getty
• Bea Arthur
• Herb Edelman
• Harold Gould
• Bill Dana
• Bear the Dog
• Debra Engle
• Sid Melton
• Richard Mulligan
• Jack Gilford
• Nancy Walker
• Monte Markham
• Scott Jacoby
• Sheree North
• Raye Birk
• Steve Landesberg
• Dinah Manoff
• Stanley Kamel
• James T. Callahan
• Richard Herd

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Engagement
  Dorothy: [First ever lines] I taught a class today - the finest school in Dade County. Three girls h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [after Sophia has given her advice] You're right, Ma.::Sophia Petrillo: Of...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Rose the Prude
  [Rose is worried about going on a cruise with a man she likes. She worries that she will have to do ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Transplant
  Rose: Sophia, if you hated your sister would you clean the house?::Sophia: I'd put Vaseline on the t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Triangle
  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: You know something, we are really lucky that we found a doctor who makes h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: On Golden Girls
  Blanche Devereaux: Is that all you Italians know how to do? Scream and hit?::Sophia Petrillo: No, we...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Competition
  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Honey, aren't you forgetting something? Rose dumped you.::Blanche Devereau...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Break In
  Blanche: [Enters covered in flour] They got my jewels.::Dorothy: But I see they didn't get your coca...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Blanche and the Younger Man
  Rose: Hi Blanche! Gee, you look terrific!::Blanche: Thanks!::[leaves]::Rose: [to Dorothy] Blanche lo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Heart Attack
  Blanche Devereaux: Why are so many doctors Jewish?::Dr. Harris: Because their mothers are....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Return of Dorothy's Ex
  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Why did I ever marry that man?::Sophia Petrillo: Because he knocked you up...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Custody Battle
  Gloria: Dorothy, why don't you ever come to California to visit me?::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: It's ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: A Little Romance
  Dr. Jonathan Newman: Hello, I'm Dr. Jonathan Newman.::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Are you absolutely s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: That Was No Lady
  Dorothy: We spent the evening at a motel.::Rose: A motel! Dorothy! A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulbed, den...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: In a Bed of Rose's
  Rose Nylund: I'm the kiss of death. It's the second time a man has died in my bed.::Blanche Devereau...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Truth Will Out
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Nice and Easy
  Lucy: Dorothy, Rose, I hope I wasn't too much trouble.::Rose Nylund: Oh, don't be silly.::Dorothy Pe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Operation
  Bonnie: [In hospital, Dorothy is very nervous about surgery on her foot. Bonnie, the lady in the bed...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Second Motherhood
  Plumber: You really need an expert. I can take a toliet apart blindfolded!::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Adult Education
  Rose Nylund: Here you go, Sophia, the perfect after dinner treat, a nice dish of Jello.::Sophia Petr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Flu Attack
  Blanche: [the girls have the flu] Dorothy, where's my heating pad?::Dorothy: How should I know?::Bla...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Job Hunting
  Dorothy: So you're five years older. So am I, so is Blanche. All right, so you have a few more wrink...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Blind Ambitions
  Woman: I'll give you a dollar for it.::Sophia Petrillo: A dollar? What the hell do you think this is...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Big Daddy
  Cowboy #2: Howdy, ladies. My name's Rusty. I don't recollect seeing you two fillies 'round these par...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: The Way We Met
  Blanche Devereaux: Hey, I think we'd get along great. I got a feeling you're a wild woman.::Rose Nyl...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: End of the Curse
  Rose Nylund: She's in there.::Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Really Columbo?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Ladies of the Evening
  [Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose have been arrested and locked in a police cell after being mistaken for ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Take Him, He's Mine
  Dorothy: [to her ex husband] Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: It's a Miserable Life
  Blanche Devereaux: Mrs Claxton, how lovely it is to see you again.::Frieda Claxton: Who are you?::Bl...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Isn't It Romantic?
  Sophia: Jean is a lesbian.::Blanche: What's so bad about that?::Sophia: You're not surprised?::Blanc...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Big Daddy's Little Lady
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [singing] Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice. Miami is nice! Miami is nic...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Family Affair
  Michael Zbornak: Grandma, this isn't what it looks like.::Sophia Petrillo: Please, I'm 81 years old,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Vacation
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Joust Between Friends
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: In the past few days I have been turned down for every available part time...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Love, Rose
  Dorothy: Oh come on now Rose, don't let this bother you. You'll date again.::Blanche: Of course she ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
  Airport Mendicant: Excuse me. Would you like to buy a flower?::Sophia Petrillo: Beat it, chrome-dome...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Sisters
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Stan Who Came to Dinner
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [after Stan confessed his affairs] I always assumed this would happen, but...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Actor
  Rose: Dorothy, is this a good champagne?::Dorothy: Gee, it's hard to tell... the "2 for $7" sticker ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Before and After
  Dorothy: [about Rose] This death trip is probably harder on her than it is on us.::Blanche: What do ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: And Then There Was One
  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Blanche, every time I turn around you have the baby in your arms.::Blanche...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Bedtime Story
  [Dorothy has just told the story of how Sophia had fallen asleep in her bed whilst nursing her throu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Forgive Me, Father
  Sophia: Rose, I found my lucky handkerchief.::Rose: Where was it?::Sophia: It was in my bra.::Rose: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Long Day's Journey Into Marinara
  [Sophia and Angela have just cooked a meal for the entire household]::Blanche Devereaux: Angela, tha...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
  [Rose is following Dorothy around with a camcorder]::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Will you put that thi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Dorothy's Prized Pupil
  Sophia: My laundry's more fun, Rose, you ever see panties from the 20s? They've got pockets on 'em....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Diamond in the Rough
  Rose: I found out that Baked Alaska can be baked locally.::Dorothy: Rose I know something else. Mars...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Son-in-Law Dearest
  Rose Nylund: [Regarding 'I Love Lucy', as Dorothy kicks Blanche and Rose out the living room] What a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: To Catch a Neighbor
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: A Piece of Cake
  The birthday boy at Mr Ha Ha's birthday party is named Bobby Spina, the series production associate ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: Empty Nests
  [the girls' friend and neighbour Renee is worried that her doctor husband spends too long at work an...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Old Friends
  Blanche Devereaux: But honey she's just a child, you cant expect a child to give back a toy, you do ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: One for the Money
  Blanche Devereaux: [Doorbell rings] Who on earth could that be at three o'clock at the morning?::Dor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Bringing Up Baby
  Sophia: [after wandering out into the street without her glasses] Dorothy, who the hell parked a Bui...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Housekeeper
  Blanche Devereaux: So, Marguerite, wont you start by telling us a little about yourself.::Marguerite...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Nothing to Fear, But Fear Itself
  Rose: [Rose comes in sobbing] The mail's here.::Blanche: Honey, what's wrong?::Rose: I just got a le...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Letter to Gorbachev
  This was inspired by the story of 'Samantha Smith (I)' (qv), a little girl from Maine who, in 1983, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Strange Bedfellows
  Blanche: My backside is spread all across the front page! How could they do that?::Sophia: They prob...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Brotherly Love
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Blanche, I didn't know you were in here.::Blanche Devereaux: I was hiding ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: A Visit from Little Sven
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Blanche, did anything happen between you and Sven that would make him thin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Audit
  [Dorothy is in dire financial straits following an audit and needs to raise $2500 in a month]::Dorot...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Three on a Couch
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Charlie's Buddy
  Buddy Rourke: Rose Nylund?::Sophia Petrillo: No. And if I ever start acting like her, PULL THE PLUG!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Artist
  Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy, you're a mess!::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I just spilled orange juice on...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Blanche's Little Girl
  Rose: [Blanche is upset after falling out with her daughter] It's not like Blanche to go to bed at e...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Dorothy's New Friend
  Dorothy: Blanche, I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your rhinestone necklace.::Blanche: No, that...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Grab That Dough
  Sophia Petrillo: [to the host of "Grab That Dough", after losing] Cram it, piano teeth...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: My Brother, My Father
  Sophia: [Sophia is in bed between Stan and Dorothy] Think of me as the Berlin Wall, Stan. Try to cli...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Golden Moments: Part 1
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Golden Moments: Part 2
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: And Ma Makes Three
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Larceny and Old Lace
  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [about Rocco, Sophia's latest boyfriend]... Ever since ma started seeing h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Rose's Big Adventure
  Rose tries to light a fire under her newly-retired boyfriend who has become a couch potato. But she'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Mixed Blessings
  Rose Nylund: [as she and Dorothy look at her reflection after a makeover] Oh my god I look awful! Oh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Mister Terrific
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [on live tv] So you see, it's very important that we eat lots of fruits an...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Mother's Day
  [during a mother's day flash back with Sophia and young Dorothy]::Young Dorothy Zbornak: Okay Grandm...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Yes, We Have No Havanas
  Rose Nylund: Gee, Sophia! You're awfully cranky today.::Sophia Petrillo: Well, forgive me. But my ar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
  [Sophia is asking a store clerk for help in choosing the perfect nectarine]::Clerk: ...I never saw a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The One That Got Away
  Rose Nylund: [Rose sees Dorothy looking through binoculars] What are you doing, Dorothy?::Dorothy Pe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Yokel Hero
  Rose Nylund: If it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.::Blanche Devereaux: What's Mount Lose...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Bang the Drum, Stanley
  Rose: [describing Blanche] She's a character. She's also a cheap slut....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Sophia's Wedding: Part 1
  Rose: Don't you have to be a virgin to wear white?::Sophia Petrillo: Please! The last time I was a v...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Sophia's Wedding: Part 2
  Max Weinstock: Hi cupcake. It's time to play connect the freckles!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Who's the letter from, Ma?::Sophia Petrillo: Joanne Pescatori! She's comin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Scared Straight
  Rose: We should put out the Welcome mat.::Blanche: We don't have a Welcome mat.::Rose: What about th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Stan Takes a Wife
  The title is a line form the childhood game/song "The Farmer in the Dell"....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Auction
  Blanche: Wait a minute, Rose. Is that my Cabana Club beach towel you have there?::Rose: Is it this o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Blind Date
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Impotence of Being Ernest
  Rose: If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships anyway.::Ernie Faber: You're right...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Love Me Tender
  [Spohia is unhappy that Dorothy's relationship with Eddie is purely a physical one]::Dorothy Petrill...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Valentine's Day
  [Blanche, Rose and Dorothy are at a drugstore picking up some last minute supplies before setting ou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Two Rode Together
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [laughs while showing old slides of the family] Pop was sure a lousy photo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: You Gotta Have Hope
  Blanche Devereaux: [after three full seasons] Rose, will you stop being an idot!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Fiddler on the Ropes
  Rose Nylund: I still feel guilty about going through Pepe's things.::Blanche Devereaux: Me too. Alth...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Till Death Do We Volley
  The title is based on the Christian wedding ceremony and the promise to be true "until death do us p...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: High Anxiety
  Blanche Devereaux: ...there was a time in my life when I tried quittin' somethin'.::Dorothy Petrillo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Little Sister
  Blanche Devereaux: [Dreyfuss the dog comes into the living room carrying a pair of men's trousers] I...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Sophia's Choice
  Administrator Cummings: Problems, problems! The world is bringing me problems! And you are?::Sophia ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Rites of Spring
  [Sophia has taken the girls to a local salon to get their hair done by the "gorgeous" Eduardo]::Edua...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Foreign Exchange
  Sophia Petrillo: Dorothy, do you have any cough drops?::Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: No.::Sophia Petril...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: We're Outta Here: Part 1
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: We're Outta Here: Part 2
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• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Sick and Tired: Part 1
  Rose Nylund: We never had a barbeque in St. Olaf after the tragedy.::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: ...I ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Sick and Tired: Part 2
  Sophia: [after Rose has done yet another stupid thing] Your heart is in the right place, Rose, but I...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Accurate Conception
  Rebecca Devereaux: Well, Mama, I'm gonna do this whether you like it or not.::Blanche Devereaux: Oh....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Rose Fights Back
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Love Under the Big Top
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Dancing in the Dark
  Blanche Devereaux: Rose, Miles called again. He wants you to meet him outside the concert hall.::Ros...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Not Another Monday
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: That Old Feeling
  Blanche: [Blanche telling the girls about her night with her late husband George's brother, Jamie] A...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Comedy of Errors
  This episode's title references of play by 'William Shakespeare (I)' (qv) with the same title....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: All That Jazz
  Sophia Petrillo: Dorothy, where I come from you learn never to turn your back on family! NEVER! When...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Ebb Tide
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Oh, boy, it is hell out there. It must be 103 and the mall is impossible.:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Mary Has a Little Lamb
  Dorothy Zbornak: [Sophia enters the kitchen carrying a letter] Oh, hi, Ma.::Sophia Petrillo: Listen ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Great Expectations
  This episode's title references a novel by 'Charles Dickens' (qv) with the same title....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Triple Play
  Blanche Devereaux: Oh, Caroline, one year after your spouse dying isn't anything. Why, I've had peop...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Clinton Avenue Memoirs
  Sophia is suffering from memory problems so decides to make a trip back to her old Brooklyn home in ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom
  Rose Nylund: [singing] Over there, over there, send the word send the word over there, that the Yank...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: An Illegitimate Concern
  [Blanche is upset after discovering her late husband had cheated on her in 1967, fathering an illegi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: 72 Hours
  Rose: I stopped in a diner and Blanche, there's a egg dish named after you.::Blanche: Really? How ar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Twice in a Lifetime
  Rose: Is it possible to be in love with two men at the same time?::Blanche: Well, let's set the scen...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Sisters and Other Strangers
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [talking about sisters] When I was a little girl I had this doll, Mrs. Dol...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Cheaters
  Rose: I had the strangest dream last night. I was at a baseball game. Charlie Brown was pitching, Sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
  Blanche Devereaux: [after Dorothy violently pounds on the stall she's trapped in] Dorothy, you do th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: All Bets Off
  Blanche Devereaux: Sophia, why are you up?::Sophia Petrillo: Same reason you're up.::Blanche Deverea...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 1
  Blanche Devereaux: [about Stan] You know, Dorothy, every now and then it dawns on me you had childre...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 2
  Rose Nylund: Is the Oval Office as hard to vacuum as I think it is?::George Bush: I don't know, ther...
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Blanche Delivers
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [In response to Sophia making jokes about her birth] Ma, you know you're r...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Once in St. Olaf
  [Sophia's lost in the hospital]::Blanche: Did you find her yet?::Dorothy: Yes Blanche, about a half ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: If at Last You Do Succeed
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Snap Out of It
  Blanche: The sixties were an emotional time for all of us. I can still see Big Daddy sittin' on the ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
  Rose Nylund: [to Blanche] Blanche, are you alright?::Blanche Devereaux: I'm stunned, I'm just stunne...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Feelings
  Kevin Kelly: Oh, no. You're not a substitute nurse too, are you?::Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I'm sorr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Zborn Again
  Dorothy: What's so funny?::Blanche: Oh, Marmaduke. Look at how he drives that car. Ha ha ha! I love ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
  Sophia Petrillo: [Sophia has joined a convent] Hello Reverend Mother, my you look Holier than thou t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Mrs. George Devereaux
  George Devereaux: Blanche, that's Sonny Bono! He's a major television star.::Blanche Devereaux: Boy,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
  Tony Delveccio: How does a sweet, innocent Sicilian girl like you know how to do those things?::Soph...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Stand by Your Man
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: My mother talked me into getting her the new Stephen King.::Librarian: We ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Ebbtide's Revenge
  Blanche Devereaux: He looks very peaceful and natural.::Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Yeah... as natural...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Bloom Is Off the Rose
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Sister of the Bride
  Rose Nylund: Oh!... Well, what's a policeman doing bringing fares from the airport? I know! I bet yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Miles to Go
  Sophia Petrillo: Hey, look! There's a black guy doing the news, and it isn't even the weekend!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: There Goes the Bride: Part 1
  The title refers to the composition "Here Comes the Bride" which is also known as "The Wedding March...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: There Goes the Bride: Part 2
  Truby Steele: Who tied dead fish to the car?::Rose Nylund: It's a St. Olaf tradition- you keep drivi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Older and Wiser
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Melodrama
  Blanche: Ooh... I've got goosebumps. Mel'll be here any minute.::Dorothy: Honey, why are you so jump...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Even Grandmas Get the Blues
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Witness
  Sophia Petrillo: [to Miles, who's dressed as a rabbi] Silly rabbi, tricks are for kids!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: What a Difference a Date Makes
  John: It was an enchanting evening, Dorothy.::Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Some Enchanted Evening. That...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Love for Sale
  Rose Nylund: On Stan's behalf, Charlie once made a lot of money in business with a partner who was a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
  Rose Nylund: It's time I gave something back to the chicken community. A chicken once saved my life....
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Hey, Look Me Over
  [Rose is preparing to discard the pictures of Charlie in bed with Blanche]::Dorothy: Wait a minute, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Case of the Libertine Belle
  Blanche Devereaux: Oh, Kendall is sitting down with Posey MacGlinn. She is my main rival for that as...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Beauty and the Beast
  Blanche: Dorothy, at 2am in the morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller. She walked in on me ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: That's for Me to Know
  Sophia Petrillo: [speaking into a tape recorder] It all happened so fast. He grabbed her. She bit hi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Where's Charlie?
  [Blanche's coaching a baseball player by making him wear panties and he shows up in a blue dress]::D...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Mother Load
  Dorothy: Oh, Ma, I'm making dinner. What would you like?::Sophia: A nice T-bone steak, corn on the c...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Dateline: Miami
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Monkey Show
  Rose Nylund: [running a telethon by herself with only Blanche to man the phones] While Blanche is do...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Ro$e Love$ Mile$
  Rose: [after a date with a very frugal Miles] Lately Miles is so tight!::Blanche: Oh, I love a tight...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Room Seven
  Rose Nylund: [after Dorothy pretends to be the voice of Blanche's dead grammy] Feets don't fail me n...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: From Here to the Pharmacy
  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [re: Sophia hoarding money for 10 years] From now on I'm not paying for an...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Pope's Ring
  Blanche Devereaux: [re: Rose's birthday gift] I can't take it back. I payed in advance.::Dorothy Pet...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Old Boyfriends
  Blanche Devereaux: [on learning that Rose had 56 boyfriends during her senior year of high school] I...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
  Blanche Devereaux: [In a fake friendly voice] Rose, could I see you for a moment?::Rose Nylund: [Ros...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Commitments
  Blanche Devereaux: [entering the kitchen] I am nothing but a cheap, tawdry slut!::Rose Nylund: [sitt...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Questions and Answers
  Rose Nylund: Dorothy, I'm sorry I won't be able to quiz you; Jake and I are due at the Hubbards, but...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
  Blanche Devereaux: Sophia, there's something I don't understand. Now you're always a bit ornery, unp...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Journey to the Center of Attention
  The title is based on the 19th century 'Jules Verne' (qv) science fiction novel 'Journey to the Cent...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: A Midwinter Night's Dream
  Blanche Devereaux: Anything can happen on a leap year's full moon if you just believe.::Dorothy Petr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Rose: Portrait of a Woman
  Sophia Petrillo: [on how she became the proud new owner of a giant-screen TV] The salesman tried to ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Home Again, Rose: Part 1
  Ren-Mar Studios - 846 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Home Again, Rose: Part 2
  [Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia are looking in on a sedated Rose following her triple bypass]::Blanche ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
  Dorothy Zbornak: [to Sophia] You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much....