Sweeney, Julia Filmography

• Party Central
  2014, role: actress , character name: Ms. Squibbles
• Monsters University
  2013, role: actress , character name: Ms. Squibbles
• The Nature of Existence Companion Series
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Nature of Existence
  2010, role: actress
• The Women of SNL
  2010, role: actress , character name: Pat
• Letting Go of God
  2008, role: director
• Letting Go of God
  2008, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• TED: The Future We Will Create
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actress , character name: Various
• A Really Intimate Portrait... of a Complete Unknown
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade
  2005, role: actress , character name: Elderly Woman
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies
  2005, role: actress , character name: Hibernol Wife
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Alec Baldwin
  2005, role: actress , character name: Helen De Santo
• Don't Come Knocking
  2005, role: actress , character name: Producer 2
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Christopher Walken
  2004, role: actress , character name: Office Worker
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2004
  2004, role: actress , character name: Jane Pauley
• A Baby Blues Christmas Special
  2002, role: actress , character name: Wanda MacPherson
• Clockstoppers
  2002, role: actress , character name: Jenny Gibbs
• On Stage at the Kennedy Center: The Mark Twain Prize
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: TV Tales
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ain't It Cool News
  2001, role: actress , character name: Pizza eater at Geek Headquarters round table discussion
• Beethoven's 4th
  2001, role: actress , character name: Beth Newton
• Whatever It Takes
  2000, role: actress , character name: Kate Woodman
• Sammy
  2000, role: actress , character name: Marie
• Beethoven's 3rd
  2000, role: actress , character name: Beth Newton
• Celebrity Dish
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies
  2000, role: actress , character name: Stacey Tarreri
• Shadow Life
  2000, role: writer
• Shadow Life
  2000, role: director
• My Funny Valentine
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock
  1999, role: actress , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself - Audience Member
• SNL: 25 Years of Music
  1999, role: actress , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Stuart Little
  1999, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Keeper, the Orphanage Owner
• Thick as Thieves
  1999, role: actress , character name: Sarah
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
  1999, role: actress , character name: Connie
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
  1998, role: actress , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin
  1998, role: actress , character name: Various Characters
• God Said, 'Ha!'
  1998, role: writer
• Pulp Comics: Julia Sweeney
  1998, role: writer
• God Said, 'Ha!'
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
  1998, role: actress , character name: Various Characters
• Pulp Comics: Julia Sweeney
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• God Said, 'Ha!'
  1998, role: director
• The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
  1998, role: actress , character name: Various

Famous quotes by Julia Sweeney:

"Letting Go of God."

"Saturday Night Live"

"You had to get out of them occasionally, those Illinois towns with funny names: Paris. Oblong. Normal. Once, when the Dow Jones hit 200 points, the paper's banner headline read: 'Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman.'"

"You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble."

"Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?"

"Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental."

"I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected."

"I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true."

"I went with agnosticism for a long, long time because I just hated to say I was an atheist - being an atheist seemed so rigid. But the more I became comfortable with the word, and the more I read, it started to stick."

"I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket."

"I have lots of energy."

"I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life - then I think it's a great career."

"I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad."

"It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go."

"It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good."

"Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing."

"Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day."

"I like going back and writing fiction."

"I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that."

"Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen."